9528:“人不变态枉中年。”
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他们来了!33Please respect copyright.PENANAVxGNaj4O1P
无限恐布空间,“欧打妇女”战队,进入S军防御阵地。33Please respect copyright.PENANAbHL0AiK3m7
《洛奇》主题曲响起,“昂昂——昂,小叮当帮我实现——”33Please respect copyright.PENANAi2ncTxVB2f
脖子以下跟巨石强森一个模子的光头大汉急躁道:“魂蛋!放错歌啦!”33Please respect copyright.PENANAQCBxGM5TAV
《洛奇》主题曲响起,“昂昂——昂,昂昂——昂……”33Please respect copyright.PENANAMXUonerVvH
如果说“57师”是集权型战队,人类搏击天地,精英管理人类。欲望之道,永不止境。军法严明,对下不对上。33Please respect copyright.PENANAgIwep8M0FP
那“欧打妇女”就是民主型战队,万物有灵,众生平等。百家论坛,畅所欲言,时对时错,神神叨叨。虽有领袖,实则山头林立。33Please respect copyright.PENANAnOIhSmJc5z
八人清一色墨镜,黑色风衣黑皮裤,双手握拳微张,挺胸而立闪电环绕。33Please respect copyright.PENANAU8TOE03qnA
见几个手提阿卡47,见几个年龄在花季。见几个猛似彪,见几个笑嘻嘻眼儿微闭。见几个伯牙钟子期,见几个衣裤不整齐。33Please respect copyright.PENANArLx4pjVWPR
淡幕:“啊啊啊啊啊,我儿子是我儿子,那个一脸绷带最帅的就是。”33Please respect copyright.PENANAZbLpxkRzIF
淡幕:“巧了,我女儿也在,那个衣服最少的就是。”33Please respect copyright.PENANAMiw7RgB1zE
淡幕:“确定吗?”33Please respect copyright.PENANAmSppLW3oYf
淡幕:“老王,我那口子夜班。”33Please respect copyright.PENANA66zHwTZHFp
淡幕:“小周,虚掩后门,鞭炮两声。”33Please respect copyright.PENANAqZReCktQ7Z
淡幕:“三分之二的离婚,是丈夫嫌妻子拿不出手。”33Please respect copyright.PENANARHzGWE8ckB
淡幕:“还有三分之一,大哥咯。”33Please respect copyright.PENANAcHexXNW75R
淡幕:“说话说一半,头把你敲断。”33Please respect copyright.PENANAPlew5qjCow
淡幕:“太拿得出手。”33Please respect copyright.PENANA8geNhOKEpn
淡幕:“押了10万,一定要赢。”33Please respect copyright.PENANANP6PlCqPfK
淡幕:“老婆都押了,千万不要赢啊混蛋!”33Please respect copyright.PENANABhWN58Gqnj
9528:“春风送爽人含笑,正是踏青好时节。”33Please respect copyright.PENANAfeTWODjw3i
战友无力吐槽,大概习惯了。另外人形黄蚂蚁的模样有点渗人。天赐智慧之花,学成文武推拿。齿白唇红,一袭袈裟。举手投足,略见潇洒。33Please respect copyright.PENANAZ14T6pnFEn
河童族队长暴躁道:“把你那个破装置关掉,电我好几回!”33Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2bF0Izy81
队长蒙比,美国人,绰号“变形金刚”。初看像孔怕泥,仔细看像突额隆头鱼。33Please respect copyright.PENANAtYlDk4rArT
1米9的个,身披兽皮,围着一圈西瓜大的腰鼓,套马汉子威武雄壮。肌肉红里透亮结实厚重,跟火星蟑螂一模一样。只是口红太辣眼,曾有夜尿新人吓得要退队。职业纽约战警,信仰虔诚,正直,必须管理太平洋。33Please respect copyright.PENANALYNH3DDCcp
“姐,我史太浓啊,说来你不信,上上签,进剧组了。姐夫夜班是吗?好的,晚点去。乖,牙膏挤好,洗澡水放好,么么哒。一般不会提前回来吧——尽人事听天命了。恩。别老麻烦老王来烧菜。”33Please respect copyright.PENANA6iztzvtLZj
银河战区挣扎电影院全服通告——欧打妇女战队,史太浓,花为手机联细外界,抹除。33Please respect copyright.PENANAhj25fFNuey
不了解规则的史太浓一脸愕然,那你抹除花为呀。33Please respect copyright.PENANAUrP252BU2G
整个人被黑板擦抹掉了,史太浓退幕。33Please respect copyright.PENANAYJxwh3bm62
水兵R腋下夹着一只排球。33Please respect copyright.PENANAiK5Ct638k3
如花美眷,似水流年。33Please respect copyright.PENANAzWnsI6Cr5c
轻云蔽月,流风回雪。她就是这个姑娘!33Please respect copyright.PENANAOJCDkQE5Im
记得多年前手牵手,越越的害羞不敢抬头。33Please respect copyright.PENANAzVjypeZIRu
穿着洁白衣裳,岁月无忧愁。33Please respect copyright.PENANAEH0haa8een
手里拿着一瓶水,红着脸嗲声:“塞——塞——,我要喝开水。”33Please respect copyright.PENANAIhLaIJNVXM
粉丝淡幕:“排球关Z琳。”33Please respect copyright.PENANAJajM1CgeLI
粉丝淡幕:“两脚细细,身怀绝技。”33Please respect copyright.PENANAXzCVtXEnwx
黑粉淡幕:“两脚(删一字)天,红透半边。”33Please respect copyright.PENANAgHkx0a7SeR
淡幕屏蔽。33Please respect copyright.PENANAAu0gBOjg5i
忘者望月发呆,自言自语:“法盲面前,人人平等。”33Please respect copyright.PENANAbzmmbKEQBl
他着装跟队友略异。黑色夜礼服,白色假面,髯长一尺,面如重枣,人身犬脸,触手张扬,背后白字“卦”。33Please respect copyright.PENANA88OMyIYEgP
这件夜礼服来历不凡,被他低价果断拿下。这也是平生得意操作之一,别人恐惧他贪婪!33Please respect copyright.PENANABCKljzhEis
听说前3任主人兼队友都死了。33Please respect copyright.PENANAC0nHwyQEG7
队友死,没放心上。苍茫在,月亮之上。33Please respect copyright.PENANASzPnI3QacZ
触手族,职业心理医生。经他治愈的女性性抑郁患者,无一例外都成了杏躁狂,还喜欢拍逗音。33Please respect copyright.PENANAWNQ85tsXlO
银河各地大屏幕适时放出一张忘者大学时期的照片,拿着刷子蹲在犬堆里。照片左下角有一行小字——左起第七犬旁为忘者。33Please respect copyright.PENANAjh5upxcIUj
一个两脚族黑人,烧伤绷带层层包裹全身,叼着奶嘴,口水直淌。脚踩风火轮。时而手提撬棍炯炯有神,时而喃喃低语“嘬嘬嘬嘬克总发糖啾啾啾啾”。如果让他和病活宝抱胸而立站一排,活脱脱唐伯虎《雪橇三傻图》。33Please respect copyright.PENANAK20ySUk4uP
山无棱,天地合,乃敢与君绝。水兵R眼神:耳康。33Please respect copyright.PENANAhknbOOAjyn
吸过眼神:紫微。33Please respect copyright.PENANAJYdA8Aadse
水兵R:是谁?33Please respect copyright.PENANAewRgvqVQfU
吸过:是我。33Please respect copyright.PENANATPrsb2V2hs
水兵R:是你。33Please respect copyright.PENANAiWYhjPileV
吸过:是我。33Please respect copyright.PENANA2q47288NbO
水兵R:爱你。33Please respect copyright.PENANApLHNA5WUWP
吸过:念你。33Please respect copyright.PENANATVkHYjN6AM
水兵R:就像一颗小树需要雨水爱~~~33Please respect copyright.PENANAyL7CaWqu8P
吸过:就像一座山脉坚强永不变~!33Please respect copyright.PENANAzET0yBlnDa
昆虫族,职业是物理老师的9528。洋装虽然穿在身,我饮依然是金龙油~~~57师何所惧?弟兄们上去开团战温侯。33Please respect copyright.PENANAuz4qCghk2g
“适才听得司令讲,队名不尊重女性,要改‘七剑下东广’。”33Please respect copyright.PENANAwsv4FKI7k3
和无数奇点秀才一样,他潜修日星文化,心想正经人哪里需要杀毒软件哪。忘了哪只手贱点了下,紧接着整个人就被拽到屏幕里,显像管还炸了。33Please respect copyright.PENANAOGztvUwv39
他是真尿了,以为碰到弗来迪!33Please respect copyright.PENANAXkH0H3WH0A
水兵R嗲声:“塞——塞——,我有种感觉—— 我们已经不在冬广了。”33Please respect copyright.PENANA6u2y5aG2GY
“见了徒儿,我便清爽。我需要你的衣服,靴子袜子……”敲门还是不敲门,这是一个问题。遇见她如可乐映薄荷花,他知道这样不对!他有他的道德观,但是爱情来了真的……33Please respect copyright.PENANAxIfngLK3ji
她偷偷看了眼吸过,心里难受。原谅我,这是最后一次了。