【情話綿綿小劇場】永不變的位置
By 喵芭渴死姬
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黑晊世溫柔親吻他的額頭，滿足地輕嘆：「於我而言，你的位置永遠不變。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWCOB4XMq4
尤爾靜靜凝視黑晊世映著自己臉龐的眼瞳，揚起豁然開朗的微笑。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPHioIAtXB
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★試問：同一句情話，用在不同人身上，會有什麼樣的反應呢？★770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a6aMbKS20
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某日，傳泰伊忽有所感，深情道：「貝兒，於我而言，你的位置永遠不變。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6C2RSQRq0
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「嗄？」苗貝兒愣了愣後，一臉遺憾委屈地嘟嘴說：「可是，為師想換個位子坐耶，那邊離烤山豬比較近說。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsrP6JQRxp
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小混蛋就是小混蛋！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQyzMYzDio
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艾登忽然宇宙大爆發地仰天宣示：「喔！上帝啊！對哥而言，小倫的位置永遠不變！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzR44Ih2RA
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聞言，席倫嫣然一笑，默默拿出手機開始滑了起來。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklFmFQLf74
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果不其然，豬頭登越說越嗨：「因為哥對小倫的愛就像那天際銀河延綿不絕，又像那浩瀚宇宙的無窮無盡，就算是……（以下數千字）」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut8aDiMh4d
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於是，席倫回覆完粉絲的留言後，再確認了下通告行程，又與貝兒連線打了幾場遊戲，見艾登似乎抒發得不夠還再滔滔不絕，便乾脆一把才拉下他的領子，送上極銷魂的一吻後，笑罵道：「豬，知道了，我也是。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QgFPJ0EMF
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艾登立馬陷入癡癡的幸福傻笑中，感動含淚得再無法言語。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCo4RxuOHt
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世界終於安靜了，美人女王果真御夫有術！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAPmwiwv7W
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「靠杯，愛就愛，拐那麼多彎衝瞎（幹嘛）？」克里斯二話不再說，直接撲倒董事長，將愛的真理實踐得淋漓盡致。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnyvJ2h1hv
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果然，肌肉大叔辦事就是快狠準啊！（董事長表示台詞呢？）770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUybsiprzK
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「對我而言，你的位置永遠不變。」付墨將臉擺在最帥的角度，以最性感的嗓音柔情道。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUym51XQDQl
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「學長。」凌小兔含淚凝視。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7C0FgYTeH
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「小兔子。」付墨亦深情回望。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabVHtavoKO
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「真的都不變嗎？」見付墨依然堅定地點頭，凌小兔便淡淡地撇過頭，開始算起舊帳兼打臉，「可是，你明明甩過我，還說只是玩玩的而已，又跟好多人交往找什麼替代品，後來還跟別人聯手騙我……」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtmuofxT1B
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囧喔！於是，付墨手忙腳亂地慌張解釋：「那、那不都過去了嗎？我改過自新了，別生氣啊！小兔你聽我解釋……」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyzHoxO7PU
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其實，真正腹黑的是小兔子吧？付雞泥，你保重！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtvWx5JlXO
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汪一全溫柔凝視美麗的愛妻，打算讓夫妻倆也來浪漫一回，「老婆，對我來說，你的位置是永遠不變的。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLONphzR5aZ
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豈知，凌小琥突然沈默地盯著他，半晌後，發出一陣以令人毛骨悚然的怪笑聲，「咯咯咯，老娘有靈感了，雙叔組的黃昏之戀，呼呼呼！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U3ZqmUUrZ
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汪大叔默然流下兩行清淚，跟女漢子求浪漫什麼的，真是玻璃心碎滿地喔！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8sr8LJPcN
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腦攻NPC一臉裝逼的帥氣側露，柔聲道：「神小受，對我而言，你的位置永遠不變。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMFbvFigte
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你才神受立刻就炸毛怒了，「靠！那我不是沒有反攻的機會了？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOnZ86spUJ
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腦攻NPC抽了抽嘴角，滿腔柔水頓轉黑笑說：「呵，那個位置也的確不會變！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ByqsAkdLr
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這就是不想反攻的小受不是好小受的真理啊！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgU4vWP6Tw2
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為免再次被誤會，泰特斯記取了前世的教訓，決定不拐彎抹角並強調重點地直接說：「寶貝兒，你『在我心中』的位置永遠不變。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgGJvywrcy
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「唔……我、我、我……」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Lw65vFo3l
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見寶貝兒立馬羞紅的小臉，泰特斯滿意地回以寵溺一笑，看來這回的深情剖白總算被清楚接收了。不過，貌似是講得太清楚了，貝兒羞到最後，竟炸毛地跳起來大叫奔逃。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzUl81GWIZ
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「吐厭！膩在那麼多人面前講辣麼大聲槓麻啦？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXSHBTkuHL
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好吧，至少小傲嬌終於正常發揮了。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3u590wWnU
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【幕後】770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzJAWcChWI
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智慧型罪犯的殺人魔約翰Ｊ先生，揚著溫柔的優雅淡笑，輕聲說：「親愛的母親，對我而言，您的位置永遠不變。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL5yXsKZrL
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喵芭立馬跪地噴淚抖，「別啊，娘給你加戲就是了，拜託別記著我啊！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoIxEG0n9S
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結論：最大贏家Ｊ先生ＱＷＱ770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CmjyUz84D
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——作者腦殘結束（＃＃＃
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希望能趕快把落後的進度趕上啊＞艸＜770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PCCNQ5DOO
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p.s. 遊戲真的要戒一戒，挪點時間來運動養生了（遠目770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bDqZ9CpyK
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 12.10.2016
