【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqrRHw24RO
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxjiDTysBF
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyYne3fnlu
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZQqlC2C7K
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZKCioHnnZ
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbBLrCgBPA
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfUPlUPcis
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlKIDDRSCu
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOL2OUUz3t
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRp6xDpfLr
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilwwJZWdM9
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都快大學畢業了還小？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSdXG1Qkv5
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gD5RtfKwz
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfpvgb6DKW
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA8Wu3npVN
席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpz6D5D2Om
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——分手收場！湊CP失敗！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdchhv9WTv0
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDhNzRvmNh
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTdACBueqF
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【艾登x凌小兔】618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZWVnlESnF
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhykXdgsQIb
「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTF48UVaRq
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNxXxiGiFA
「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XGL8lprZz
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35SfE00hIJ
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一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyeG4sR0BQ
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「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N7QHfvsRZ
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小兔QAQ618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UPx3S8tSS
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU314lpAR5a
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbkqXfVrWR
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiQingvpGs
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結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgaeTjwPDk
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7KfcMzF7a
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【艾登x泰特斯】618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2KWAFN3Ll
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy25lPKV7pN
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqLpN5vh53
艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFZijIOivn
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OFQ6jLvHH
泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAetQ4v3HP
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2QqaPwBe4
艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw30Xlph8rz
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoi97ekcDoa
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbm6y7NgyL
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEtNlw06XJ
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGLiAEkKcG
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaFHO2r9Nd
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2AtZnWZBl
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlF0aFDqD1x
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnbOcONDR1
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdHDNgsa9Y
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKJru7WX8U
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYzDSXZszr
「泰——我愛你！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFe0pCdLmh
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HZDkmTdRX
艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoZma1ZLhR
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zqKwAG8yL
「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmj3csCCdu
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckfhWkIdpC
泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApHAdY4TuY
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「……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2RizaDr9n
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VueCqx9jE
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmvkXMdaHH
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【付墨x貝兒】618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Jxx8vQNJd
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9UGgxsbUq
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QPmiNnjrr
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkbJxQhfGM
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7IyjPoAgm
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6HT47f6JD
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwqZL4GViU
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGlCb01R78
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLHbmvJbrP
直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUuEMnGUoW
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcN7UdYXtw
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1zxfsr4rs
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzHMQh8x5t
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGDGOwswBt
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dxMtZpczG
付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspcmZsRvC4
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p0P4LWoJb
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囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSCUcVTs4V
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QUpFQWug4
付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTeFzPv7Tm
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kQXHyWgVT
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHx72PiLz3
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xhKyX8XOc
付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAyTOsQXk0
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmarwAA1L0
貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKL0ZK2ysV
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXZ0hrr2A1
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2OpP3GwaH
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「……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFh56hx75S
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIZsMots03
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付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hd5drVjmW
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTZ7sclQ8Z
貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSYFRQREtl
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvE1tSyBOHI
付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaMtu847x8
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTVzGZDwsZ
貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesCG3lrDTY
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傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz6S1IlvgP
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2e9Qhrok2K
付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66gOk1wHVS
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBUCAqporU
「我哥說……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlR4pbNrMhL
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付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEEmcZooU8
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZdOVn70ml
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAUFOydLPB
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「……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89WNTN3Jrr
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrwnRYnMzO
——結局同一（抹臉618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cDVaquwEc
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZT6YtAXgB
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【艾登x貝兒】618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuLWbeLiEM
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「小貝兒——」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJQXmAFL96
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekTy2sZ4hy
某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVOiqttJr7
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtohVFFKof
「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lfR957RxB
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZWscHqQvE
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於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jwpOztuy4
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「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbw1auulNc
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOF4nU8xCL
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfQ2g1yABu
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp26OqLstKs
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTpHYbvCPI
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艾登：「……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSjHXi6MrO
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZr5fLDBeq
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZc5lq8Lgb
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGX9ya1yFWI
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPOQah6MVm
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8dIC7ZKhR
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艾登：「……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbR09Xvwqy
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31ZaLUijbH
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SBVyfT9AP
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgPgsbEyda
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhziw3uduMr
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXuw63YnPy
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艾登：「……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTAmfjV74A
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtskpKnWw7
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAofsUcrXW
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5tQIuL3uS
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsJJSI5m0b
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAaSYNuItU
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zzcA1rj6X
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Wm96yuDbp
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艾登：「……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTePYKbsBi
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3czNdFWYI
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIopaLLFn6
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【艾登x汪一全】618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKlBAgFFhI
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTan9EjqBZZ
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFE8pB5rzzO
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJdMqmLTPs
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4qTL4RiZq
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全叔氣絕。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Uy5r88iXK
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7pbLvn1G9
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVExU1cBLJ
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【席倫x貝兒】618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElzdhmKYk0
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQ6ymrEMcY
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倫：「……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFjl7B2vmP
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貝：「……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRqhb6QZn2
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKJaCXdl9b
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQNN5iw2xt
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDpsWT39qM
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後記：
Happy New Year！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNPIXVXeF1
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjs6mcILbZw
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 01.01.2017
