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「聽不懂⋯⋯沒關係喔,那我先問一下」哈利挑了一位前排觀眾,但不待她回應即答,「啊妳想要聽《桃太郎》是吧?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAZrS5CZcgPg 維尼
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「有喔有喔,有出現在《逃太郎》裡面喔。」哈利對搭檔使眼色。8964 copyright protection123PENANApxrUtnkOAV 維尼
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「那在開始前我想要先問一下大家,你們今晚開心嗎?」開心!「好玩嗎?」好玩!「我們帥不帥?」很帥!「屁啦!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAIpTaP7HX5r 維尼
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看著三木跟著觀眾鼓譟,哈利略顯尬尷地提醒。8964 copyright protection123PENANA74pdCr8XUm 維尼
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「好的。那說漫才從現在開始,我們是三得利,哈,請多指教!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAxEc3bc48Ow 維尼
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「指教!」哈利轉頭,「到底要停在介紹環節到什麼時候?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAKTwu4ULwiE 維尼
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「喔莫名其妙就開始了嗎?是的,三木桑來自日本,也曾寫過段子,想必對故事相當熟悉。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAMUCYDEsIDz 維尼
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「桃太郎的作者是你嗎?」哈利花了五秒才消化搭檔文法錯誤的語句。8964 copyright protection123PENANA5ekqqRsG5d 維尼
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「沒錯,媽媽是鬼,爸爸是人。後來我出生後,島民怪我血統不純,說我不配待在島上,就把我裝進桃子丟到海裡。然後我就漂啊漂漂啊漂⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection123PENANAZM0W57qBfs 維尼
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「你知道鬼跟桃子有一樣的地方嗎?」哈利搖頭,「首先,桃的日文叫もも,」舉起左手,「鬼叫おに。」舉起右手,「你看,もも和おに,聽起來是不是很像?」做出抓奶動作。8964 copyright protection123PENANA8vZsRiFoQn 維尼
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「好啊你來⋯⋯」三木招手,結果哈利反被巴頭。「太猥褻了吧!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAN4dTa9Jxy1 維尼
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「你念快點就很像啦!」三木快速念出一連串的もも,接著在O音鬼轉おに。8964 copyright protection123PENANAx1uPn9chbF 維尼
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「不止,桃子被認為有驅邪的力量!特別是用來對付鬼。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAGSawBhTaUu 維尼
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「沒錯!所以鬼很討厭桃子,那時候島民怪我麻煩,要怎麼把我處理掉不知道。」8964 copyright protection123PENANA0VZt7kSe2k 維尼
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「既然這麼討厭,那他們是怎麼把你塞進桃子裡的?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAi2CkOsaQUy 維尼
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「這件事要從我準備去鬼島的旅行開始說起。那時候我帶著粟団子(あわだんご),想找夥伴一起打鬼。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAhlXkXSTw6C 維尼
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「是的,我先遇到一隻狗在甲賀郡,牠脖子上綁著一條領巾,有山城圖案的。我拿出団子,狗吃完說:『哼,団子不錯吃,但我可不是普通狗。』」8964 copyright protection123PENANAVfG53Th6RG 維尼
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「接著我又遇到了一隻猴子,牠也有綁著領巾,只是圖案變成雲。牠一樣吃掉我給的糰子,說:『我可是鬼島情報頭子,一眼就看出你有鬼族血統!』」8964 copyright protection123PENANATtNni0LSkO 維尼
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「最後遇到了一隻雞,牠身上沒有綁任何領巾,但閉起來的右眼有刀疤。狗和猴子一看到牠,叫我趕快把団子拿出來,還要土下座不能看牠吃東西。雞吃了団子後,說如果想牠加入,要通過一個試驗。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAotyRZwYlWh 維尼
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「雞說了一個故事:『從前從前,有一個住在村裡的窮人,他每天辛苦種田,唯一的朋友是一隻紅色羽毛的雞叫『金金』,因為牠的羽毛在陽光下閃閃發光,就像黃金一樣,所以窮人取這個名字給牠。』」雞的名字怎麼聽起來有點色色的?8964 copyright protection123PENANAycli1IMh3R 維尼
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「有一天,窮人到河邊打水,不小心滑倒了,金金掉進河裡。他正要跳下去救雞的時候,突然冒出一位神仙從河裡。祂問:『你掉的是這隻金金(きんきん),還是這隻銀銀(ぎんぎん)呢?』請問,金金きんきんぎんぎんどっち?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAQM0i0GGZ1U 維尼
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「是きん⋯⋯不對,是金金。好難念!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAMyPZUYWSto 維尼
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「沒錯,窮人說:『都不是,我掉的是我的好朋友金金。』神仙聽了,十分喜歡他很誠實,除了金金還給他,還把きんきんぎんぎん都一起給他,從此,窮人便成了有錢人,過著幸福快樂的日子!おめでとうおめでとう。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAoG9NAKK57J 維尼
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「雞的試煉呢?」8964 copyright protection123PENANA3qPlViZbiS 維尼
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「就是把金金きんきんぎんぎん都念正確!」好無聊!8964 copyright protection123PENANA3ZJstNxrqh 維尼
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「在通過師匠(ししょう)的考驗後,我成為了忍蛋。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAQQUAFeWwpT 維尼
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「當然啦,牠們都是忍者村的。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAyC10Aqgxk1 維尼
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「狗跟猴子也是?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAk8ig13plq3 維尼
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「是的,狗是甲賀,猴子是伊賀。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAHYkNa9JuGW 維尼
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「這兩個忍者流派不是水火不容嗎?為什麼牠們都聽雞的話?」8964 copyright protection123PENANA5MkPrxXHo0 維尼
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「因為雞也是他們的師匠。」8964 copyright protection123PENANA1FqLCyL9ON 維尼
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「太狂了這雞。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAtnYPHp30ej 維尼
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「總之,狗和猴子好像也是牠派來的。所以這三隻就跟我一起去鬼島。」8964 copyright protection123PENANALhmLx2EoEl 維尼
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「然後準備大戰一場,對吧?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAkZKWBCahm7 維尼
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「才不是,一到鬼島,鬼王看到我就喊:『ももちゃん!』」8964 copyright protection123PENANAxzTBItwjsP 維尼
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「為什麼叫得那麼親密啊!」8964 copyright protection123PENANATLMs3uDYnx 維尼
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「因為我是他們丟掉的小孩啊!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAyaU2kiggE0 維尼
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「鬼王直接認親?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAPBklBrLXoV 維尼
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「對啊,當場抱住我,說:『這些年你去哪了,我們很想你啊!』」8964 copyright protection123PENANAazDjmhbXw5 維尼
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「等一下,鬼族不是說你血統不純才丟了你嗎?怎麼還會想你?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAj2EMlR5T02 維尼
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「因為他們發現,像我這樣的半鬼,正是證明人鬼友好。所以當我回去時,他們都很高興。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAOQPokzWsri 維尼
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「所以你們就談和了?」8964 copyright protection123PENANApqxgDvb6dY 維尼
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「對,狗給方法,猴子講話,雞就像大將一樣站在後面啥也不說,最後鬼族就和村子簽了和平協議。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAvuGxklJGzu 維尼
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「那村民怎麼會以為你打贏了鬼?」8964 copyright protection123PENANArsPV3xdDq2 維尼
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「因為我帶了特產回去,村民就覺得這是我搶來的,說我是英雄。」8964 copyright protection123PENANA3lqsPXjAhU 維尼
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「所以這個打鬼傳說根本是誤會啊!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAmU2v70HlPD 維尼
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「沒錯,我根本連刀都沒拔出來過!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAv0wZSea1Qi 維尼
「一毛不拔!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAOuRQ0b5zaH 維尼
「你說什麼?」三木狐疑。8964 copyright protection123PENANACbyKcPCTJA 維尼
「沒事,剛剛那個沒中。太妙了,不費一兵一卒,你根本就是袁方!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAgWKZhGlHor 維尼
「聽不懂,他是誰?」8964 copyright protection123PENANA6gzjgmv2P4 維尼
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「也沒中。」哈利咋舌,「總之今天三木桑告訴我們,遇到紛爭不是靠武力,而是透過談判獲得和平結果。」8964 copyright protection123PENANARjsSByCCiA 維尼
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「聽不懂,我沒有去談判?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAP8IoIoaNUe 維尼
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「對對,多虧了GOUST、MAKIYO和雞場,擁有一個強力後援才是最重要的。」8964 copyright protection123PENANA4JrHxIdIqO 維尼
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8964 copyright protection123PENANApczRTh0jio 維尼
「聽不懂,りしれ供さ小?」8964 copyright protection123PENANANL4KlpKQ8w 維尼
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「GOUST是狗思,就狗的謀略,猴因為是靠牠的辯才,所以是monkey口,雞場就氣場⋯⋯」見現場氣氛冷靜,哈利尷尬說,「對,我在說諧音梗。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAfvTHwZswFP 維尼
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「不好笑ね。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAVbXjDupP0V 維尼
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「是是是,和平大使桑。不過啊,如果是我,我肯定不是什麼桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAL5Bxbhj26k 維尼
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「那你是什麼?」8964 copyright protection123PENANASFkK2x4ATE 維尼
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「我是逃太郎,逃跑的逃。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAMfslUseLJT 維尼
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「逃太郎?這聽起來就很沒志氣啊!」8964 copyright protection123PENANABPAUmUi0F8 維尼
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「志氣高才會出事啊,這麼高摔下來不就死很慘?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAPG9ToT8HNC 維尼
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「你用降落傘?」8964 copyright protection123PENANA6K9p0R8EqP 維尼
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「喂~只是比喻噢。」哈利拍搭檔的肩,「所以你看我才那麼矮,做人就是要低調。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAXjTcEbRJ8z 維尼
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「那你叫矮太郎好了。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAAptDcr8dMu 維尼
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「好難聽,這樣我出去還怎麼找對象?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAkiW4BzpF72 維尼
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「你不是有輝夜姬了嗎?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAJyAsXjPZS6 維尼
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「欸對,我忘記我還在演逃太郎。」哈利猛然想起。「總之,人生安全第一啊!你從桃子裡生出來,我不一樣,我是從椰子裡滾出來的,還被一堆土匪追著跑。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAR3KYLIJMMG 維尼
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「那你怎麼活下來的?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAynFfe1KFa4 維尼
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「簡單啊,因為撿到我的爺爺家是浪浪之家。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAkWKJzHgokT 維尼
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「那是什麼?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAmM951flzof 維尼
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「就是收留流浪動物的地方,家裡有鶴、一寸法師、小白狗,還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection123PENANACnkiqRiO9r 維尼
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「黑白供,那不是其它的故事嗎?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAlHY8YIHV4n 維尼
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「不是說我的版本不一樣嗎?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAoUpfm7WyGk 維尼
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「所以《鶴的報恩》是雞,《一寸法師》是猴子,那《輝夜姬》呢?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAHEeEyUULGG 維尼
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「她是課金玩家才能獲得的稀有魔寵!」8964 copyright protection123PENANApDtrlSuLjx 維尼
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「什麼東西亂七八糟欸。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAy4515cExdV 維尼
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「因為小白狗被隔壁鄰居害死,牠的靈魂回來告訴我院子的枯木下有埋寶箱,挖出來後要把牠的骨灰撒下去,隔日櫻木就盛開了花朵,美不勝收。後來我們就靠箱子裡面的財寶幫鶴姊和一哥成立製衣工廠,以及收賞花門票。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAXhmRcINtkh 維尼
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「靠——夭,這是《花咲爺爺》吧?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAc6ttvvTlJJ 維尼
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「那天,一位浪跡天涯的動物商人造訪村裡,據爺爺說他手頭上有『稀有魔寵』。我因為好奇便跟著爺爺跑過去看,然後我們看到了關在籠裡的輝夜姬。當我詢問她如何使用力量時,她只有遙指天際。那一刻,我彷彿看到了月亮上灑下來的光輝。8964 copyright protection123PENANATA6Gboyvo0 維尼
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聽商人說她是在一個機緣得到的稀罕商品,擁有這隻魔寵就可以瞬間翻轉人生。但看到身著素衣,淡漠無語的她,我只有一見鍾情,無論她擁有什麼力量都不在乎。於是我懇求爺爺,幾乎蕩盡家產將她從商人那裡買過來。8964 copyright protection123PENANAO1Xqu5z3Nn 維尼
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成為我們家一份子的輝夜姬說,她其實是為了與我相遇才刻意被商人抓住,目的是為了要協助完成我的使命:討伐在鬼島上的鬼。可是我嚴正拒絕了這份要求。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAy9q3KAgSzW 維尼
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「你還是去打鬼比較好吧?」8964 copyright protection123PENANASdw6b52hil 維尼
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「怎麼可能,我只會打折。」哈利臉呈無奈。8964 copyright protection123PENANArxfeTWJysH 維尼
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「什麼意思?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAwKeEHbDYg2 維尼
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「你沒聽過嗎?打折打折,被打到骨折。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAljNy6bcOzZ 維尼
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「你好遜欸!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAsDOLVFOzNV 維尼
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「遜又如何?我可是還有個跑折角的技術!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAAVWn7RjbSU 維尼
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「聽起來好像數學。」8964 copyright protection123PENANADuZSZWthsk 維尼
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「沒錯,這是一種幾何逃跑學問,堪稱藝術!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAcgLhMOpgVJ 維尼
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「讓夥伴幫忙呢?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAdfQI4oLwf6 維尼
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「不要!」哈利一臉厭惡說,「那麼危險,我夥伴沒什麼戰鬥能力的。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAPGOWMZJKMZ 維尼
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「一寸法師不是會打架嗎?而且還有鬼の小槌(オニのコヅチ)。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAZKOP2TNs8U 維尼
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「哥哥的公主騎?三木好色!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAhVz41JX4NN 維尼
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「是鬼的槌子啊!」三木指著哈利,不屑地對觀眾說,「笨蛋欸。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAihurRc47tV 維尼
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「我又不懂日文⋯⋯」哈利委屈,「還沒上島打鬼,他怎麼會有鬼的小槌?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAYzgJYpxeE1 維尼
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「你還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection123PENANASlvEcsKDD5 維尼
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「讓女人保護我像話嗎?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAlOnXjmhSp3 維尼
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「そうですね,結果呢?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAqV2RPCVO55 維尼
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「我聽奶奶的話,去學校讀書了。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAK8oMwAmtbQ 維尼
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「靠夭欸,幹嘛讀書?去打鬼呀!」8964 copyright protection123PENANA5yUkzUVhts 維尼
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「知識就是力量。」哈利露出二頭肌。8964 copyright protection123PENANAKUVxacPlhX 維尼
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「你學了什麼?」8964 copyright protection123PENANArDeJgpRj3X 維尼
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「學刺青。」マジで?8964 copyright protection123PENANA0oTsoEXWkc 維尼
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「因為一哥用針,所以當刺青師傅也是合情合理。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAUK1vr7WZFl 維尼
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「後來呢?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAtSNEHwz4DG 維尼
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「技術學會後我就在學校創立社團,開始用刺青賺大錢!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAuS8Dezdwhg 維尼
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「そうですね,可以賺很多錢。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAlqoEchqsnR 維尼
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「是吧,三木桑有想過刺青嗎?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAaw3pZaLSsV 維尼
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「有想呢,但我怕痛。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAQFezognGxp 維尼
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「沒事,我們『刺逃』標榜的就是無痛刺青。」8964 copyright protection123PENANALIlMQ9OxiR 維尼
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「你是說台語的『𨑨迌』嗎?」8964 copyright protection123PENANANGHzHCL5v6 維尼
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「對呢,不愧是住三重的三木桑,學台語比中文好呢。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAns386SVGgA 維尼
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「謝謝誇獎,那我來試一下好了。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAdRbPhjNUbv 維尼
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「嗯嗯,那我們先來簽合約喔。」8964 copyright protection123PENANA3WjC4VPOfV 維尼
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「簽合約?」三木忽然有種即視感。8964 copyright protection123PENANAMfErfLp6PG 維尼
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「對的,刺青失敗要自己負責的合約。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAF0Y0dC9zbU 維尼
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「沒有問題嗎這個?」8964 copyright protection123PENANA9SjRVonZFI 維尼
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「你先簽嘛。」哈利遞出。8964 copyright protection123PENANAdEOe57WqZy 維尼
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「我簽好了。」三木遞回。8964 copyright protection123PENANAVSOdP64ms1 維尼
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「太好了刺失敗不用負責了——」哈利拿著文件轉圈圈。8964 copyright protection123PENANAJP2Zul7IwU 維尼
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「不對吧!你要負責的吧!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAyz7cAOyTdK 維尼
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「好,我們有三種刺青方式,針、雷射還有烙印可以選喔。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAJC0lRQRG3V 維尼
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「等等?這是我的段子啊!啊——」哈利拿了鐵烙直接壓在三木胸口。「幹你娘!我不是豬啊。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAxiJ1fAWUrH 維尼
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「好吧,那你想選哪個?」8964 copyright protection123PENANABWjYlMzToA 維尼
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「雷射吧,」三木揉著胸口,「感覺蠻先進的。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAXfokhWWD07 維尼
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「那你想選什麼圖案呢?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAgp8x0nNkvy 維尼
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「嗯⋯⋯兇一點的。」8964 copyright protection123PENANA3EF5zT2h48 維尼
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「那你覺得桃子怎麼樣呢?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAzsQUXqCjOQ 維尼
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「太兇了太兇了!」三木直揮手。8964 copyright protection123PENANAKl6r8Qrkdy 維尼
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「啊,我忘記對你來說那跟蟑螂一樣。」三木直搗頭,「那,刺鬼怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAZBW8di8GVS 維尼
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「不錯喔,我想刺紅鬼。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAFG00nnKWNw 維尼
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「色鬼,懶鬼,小氣鬼。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAQDQSeQbfLQ 維尼
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「你是不是在罵我?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAxhxRsRB9Hi 維尼
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「錯覺喔,那刺字好嗎?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAlmv9oV4gTQ 維尼
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「いいね,很多外國人都有刺字。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAPSnHvq3wD2 維尼
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「左手刺清,右手刺清,右腳白,左腳白,合起來就是清清白白。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAChOQQuBYfs 維尼
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「此地無銀三百兩!」8964 copyright protection123PENANA5vcgBmCN1B 維尼
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「你居然知道這個成語?」8964 copyright protection123PENANACa9oSXkhiT 維尼
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「女兒跟我說的。」三木叉腰一臉自豪。8964 copyright protection123PENANAJGuCigtmVA 維尼
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「那刺個悲傷情歌?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAxAIrHks5f7 維尼
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「譬如?」8964 copyright protection123PENANALc9tFwuPr4 維尼
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哈利請三木側身,作勢在他背上寫著:『你說你,想要桃,偏偏老闆給辣椒』接著用力拍了背一下。「的刺青你覺得如何?」8964 copyright protection123PENANA8UQjM3dq1M 維尼
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「好痛!這首歌我聽過噢,你唱錯了吧?瞧不起我嗎?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAHQD9d02AYs 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAe3xJChqzjy
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「好嘛,不要生氣了。」哈利轉頭囁嚅,「所以我才討厭日本人⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection123PENANAG8Ck94pVhS 維尼
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「你知道你臉上黏著麥克風,我聽得到嗎?」8964 copyright protection123PENANA8AtmCF3IoK 維尼
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「那你到底想刺什麼?」哈利一臉歉笑。8964 copyright protection123PENANA1DvNmKbk2l 維尼
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「我剛剛說刺紅鬼了。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAJrziDDhfb7 維尼
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「好的,你想刺哪裡?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAbzXwjPgbIE 維尼
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「那就手吧。」伸出,手心朝下。8964 copyright protection123PENANAUnxhYpYjdY 維尼
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哈利牽起,開始發出嗡嗡聲,然後他抬起頭左右顧盼,三木見狀也跟著一樣動作,過了幾秒一起往臉前一拍。8964 copyright protection123PENANAal3bLCEh61 維尼
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「沒打到。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAwa9BufwOaR 維尼
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「你房間很多蚊子ね。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAtrZ8mopuLT 維尼
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「抱歉抱歉,我開一下捕蚊燈。」哈利哼起音效音。8964 copyright protection123PENANAWpVEhx7D8g 維尼
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哈利發出烤肉聲,刺青正式開始。8964 copyright protection123PENANA9EqRNzf2il 維尼
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「好了。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAcFwHUJYpn4 維尼
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「好快!真的不痛欸,技術很好,紅鬼也看起來很兇。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAkfg2j5KkHS 維尼
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「當然,我有仔細觀察太田生氣的樣子。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAPskTuy1H9n 維尼
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「你是刺太田的臉噢!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAE9U1vS3bHA 維尼
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「對啊,這樣你把手舉起來就可以說漫才了。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAeSygf6l9Py 維尼
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「我太喜歡講漫才了吧!」8964 copyright protection123PENANA8QTgALWsTd 維尼
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「這就是我們店裡的客製化服務,讓客人來刺上屬於他的夢想,逃離現實的綑綁。」8964 copyright protection123PENANASwuSe8yqRp 維尼
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「你才沒有,搞不懂你們這樣為什麼有生意。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAAXTJFh7xEF 維尼
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「你想吃生魚片?」8964 copyright protection123PENANATX1CtN5ONb 維尼
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「沒有!我是說生意,怎麼聽的?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAX9gDzQFHDT 維尼
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「你日本腔很重會聽錯。當然了,這有賴輝夜姬的功勞,有很多男生是為了她而來的。」8964 copyright protection123PENANApnHRMqZu7s 維尼
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「果然看板娘很重要。」8964 copyright protection123PENANANriymD1dkp 維尼
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「因此,在我們多方經營下,逃家成為了當地的財富象徵。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAPJk2vbg9rV 維尼
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「有這麼多錢,真的不需要打鬼了。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAFb1jtA66uy 維尼
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「然後我們暑假旅遊的目的地是鬼島。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAVW5T7YWuMp 維尼
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「你們還是去了啊!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAu0rfN8TOsa 維尼
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看著哈利整理行李的動作,三木意識到一件事。8964 copyright protection123PENANAONNaQiygoe 維尼
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「不對,鬼島上面不是很多鬼嗎?為什麼你們會想去那裡?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAl1uUOq8xCJ 維尼
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「好像是輝夜姬的盛名傳到島上,就邀請我們去幫他們刺青。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAIrp8ATrF5h 維尼
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「一群色鬼。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAjSndGFyNyq 維尼
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「殊不知,這正是鬼族所設下的陷阱,目的要剷除天敵,便是我,逃太郎!」哈利將尾句語氣加重,雙眼睜大看著主鏡頭。8964 copyright protection123PENANAIY21tKR738 維尼
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「然後你們就開始打架?」8964 copyright protection123PENANATA1fQppg3F 維尼
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「別開玩笑了,一隻只會縫紉的鶴,因為刺青工作眼睛開始有點老花的一寸,已經變成鬼的狗加上表明不參戰的輝夜姬。這支鬼滅隊也太弱了,我怎麼打?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAyhnLU9mn90 維尼
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「輝夜姬為什麼不幫你?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAC5SPzwLBuJ 維尼
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「她說她不能參戰,如果使用力量的話,打鬼她怕會變成『暗光族』。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAo3mT40ivm4 維尼
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「暗光族是什麼?」8964 copyright protection123PENANASwmEHsO6ia 維尼
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「你不知道?就是月光會被烏雲遮掩,導致鬼都看不到我們,這就叫黑暗兵法!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAsRgVuMXgyP 維尼
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「那不就一樣是逃跑嗎!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAycy0Q3btWz 維尼
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「別說得那麼難聽,這叫轉進。而且,你知道弄在鶴姐身上叫什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAqzbjKMb4H0 維尼
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「叫什麼?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAyxf5T26DPs 維尼
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「叫『暗光鳥』。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAJubKwh2db5 維尼
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「台語聽不懂。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAnYKjOp2D2P 維尼
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「就是熬夜的意思⋯⋯」看搭檔露出殺人表情,他連忙打圓場,「前面我開玩笑的啦,她說她使用力量的話,會導致月球很靠近地球,到時這裡會變成沒有陸地的星球。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAXHGEjCsCVd 維尼
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「怖い!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAEH8H60do9R 維尼
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「沒辦法啊,所以我才成了逃太郎。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAjtgwDv5jj1 維尼
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「你要戰鬥啊!」8964 copyright protection123PENANA9caNifma9X 維尼
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「戰鬥?別鬧了,活到最後的人才是贏家。」8964 copyright protection123PENANALblsqH1pyy 維尼
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「所以你們逃出鬼島了?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAuUdKYX5VO0 維尼
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「過程驚險萬分。有次我不小心被鬼王跟他的隨從包圍,想說死定了,說時遲那時快,一堆狼牙棒從四面八方殺過來,我一直閃躲,不小心把放在口袋的家裡鑰匙掉出來,喊著:『要死掉了』!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAIhDc7pgTz0 維尼
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全場鴉雀無聲。8964 copyright protection123PENANA3vRz5HVhUm 維尼
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「不好笑的諧音禁止。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAmwtTbJVCO6 維尼
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「我覺得蠻有趣的啊。」食指互碰。8964 copyright protection123PENANAip9izH45L6 維尼
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「從頭逃到尾,你這個人真是徹底沒有英雄氣概啊!」8964 copyright protection123PENANAgejbPGjk1A 維尼
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「喂,我這是現實主義,懂嗎?人生最重要的是活著回來吃飯!」8964 copyright protection123PENANA5XaPsF7cGE 維尼
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「所以你每天都在跑,最後呢?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAPMWL4zW1ra 維尼
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