記憶中，每年五舅父同河馬其實都有送禮習慣，不過大家都好少會即場拆禮物，所以我都唔知佢以往會送咩。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA6oa9abAC 維尼

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嘉頓雜餅呢……我諗都未至於要爆頭死。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGR55USyXW 維尼

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我見到婆婆雙手已經放咗喺份禮物嘅包裝紙上面，睇嚟佢就準備要打開啦……8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BgL61zZtg 維尼

除咗蒙在鼓裡嘅五舅父同河馬之外，我哋其他人全部都聚精會神咁望實事態發展，尤其是好努力咁嚼緊舊年糕嘅四姨媽。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWvvgzDkwl 維尼

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紅色嘅包裝紙慢慢拆開。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfzlLUIBPi 維尼

一個金啡色嘅盒出現喺大家眼前。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡND7f9NoRDV 維尼

望到盒上嘅名，我雙眼都突埋。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlgUAdgWR6 維尼

因為我完全無諗過，五舅父居然會送呢樣嘢。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡe953tPdf36 維尼

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「我哋就唔太識得買禮物，不過睇廣告講，中風之後食下靈芝會好得快啲，又成日見阿米雪姐賣廣告，所以就買咗呢盒五色靈芝嚟囉。」五舅父笑住咁講，表情之中又有一點愧疚，「以前我都激得你多喇，而家四十幾歲人咪扮下生性囉。」8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKsngfAbx8 維尼

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「係吖，奶奶梨計住廿廿意射，射得多，腥體巧。」河馬從旁好親切抱一抱婆婆。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVluiqQojh 維尼

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「好，有心。」只見婆婆滿意咁點一點頭，將呢盒五色靈芝放埋咗一邊。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCu8HvR51j 維尼

而五舅父同河馬無咩大礙咁坐咗去我隔離，似乎仲未知自己已經逃過一劫。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpKnFT18Dk 維尼

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老實講，咁多年嚟，無論聽我老豆老母，又或者其他親戚喺背後講，五舅父嘅風評一向麻麻。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWaCJGDgAy 維尼

所以，咁多年嚟，我內心都或多或少有啲睇唔起佢。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqQrFX4QWg 維尼

但係估唔到，呢下佢送嘅禮物，似乎已經係暫時全場最好嘅一份。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFUWtuB3Su 維尼

我不期然諗，呢班由細識到大嘅所謂「親威」，其實我又認識佢哋幾多呢？8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡuakxa5uYnt 維尼

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「嘩，呢樹狗咩周喂多係紅色嘅？梨哋屋企油啲拱嘅扎俗禾都唔知。」河馬一坐低喺梳化，就望向我問。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJCXhh3i58 維尼

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「嗯……我諗我要用google translate先可以同到你傾計。」我低頭拎出手機，睇下可唔可以俾河馬將佢講緊嘅火星文打入去，如果唔係真係溝通唔到。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6e5t2JXyJ 維尼

當我一拎手機出嚟，我突然醒起，係喎，其實仲可以用手機同其他人聯絡。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtVv1KfPLk 維尼

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呢一刻，我諗起嘅人就係二舅父同二舅母。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmpAAgfBxh 維尼

佢兩個，算係一眾親戚當中，我相對親近嘅一對。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYfzFuJOts 維尼

雖然大咗之後其實都無咩交流㗎喇，不過我對佢哋嘅印象係所有親戚之中最有禮貌、最少哂命，同埋最正常嘅一對。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVoHD9B4Qc 維尼

我記得以前每次俾四姨媽或者仲未出現嘅三姨媽三姨丈串我讀唔好書嘅時候，二舅父都會出嚟幫手打完場或者拉開話題。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡR62Zlxo2ad 維尼

所以即使未稱得上熟，但係如果而家有生命危險，我覺得我有責任提下二舅父。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnrC8F96OQ 維尼

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我好快手掃下自己嘅手機電話簿。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtbr0me1ow 維尼

唉，67，原來我無Save二舅父電話。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡcURRi7RzF0 維尼

估唔到識咗咁多年，原來電話都無。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6f5KbRxOJM 維尼

好彩呢刻五舅父喺我隔離，我即刻細聲問佢拎咗二舅父電話。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ahTRhhcZn 維尼

成功拎到之後，我立即打電話俾佢。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzmKGZhSIj 維尼

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「喂，新年快樂，請問邊位啊？」電話另一邊，傳嚟二舅父一貫有禮貌而緩慢嘅聲音。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrfrUKYr8Z 維尼

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「係我啊，健仔啊，你七妹個仔啊！」8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡzD86bmxq3v 維尼

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「喂？喂？咩你阿媽個仔？請問邊位？」8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zud13Ni2s 維尼

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「我啊，都話係七妹個仔阿健啊，你聽唔聽到啊二舅父？」8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡrd3ygQBCLP 維尼

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「七海健骼？咁沙嘅？收得好差喎。喂，係咪賣廣告啊？請問邊位啊？」8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60XC8L5GAw 維尼

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從二舅父把聲聽得出，似乎佢唔太聽到我講咩。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwJclyEbv9 維尼

我將手機拎到眼前一睇，發現只係收得一格，而且連網絡都無埋。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡajc3vesJMy 維尼

我同時諗起，頭先四姨媽想向五舅父通水，但係個口就俾年糕塞住咗。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCZTegWqro 維尼

換言之，我手機打得咁差，肯定都係阿婆嘅控制。8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsegPF40ET 維尼

咁即係話而家呢一間屋，簡直，就好似將我哋所有人困咗入結界咁樣......8964 copyright protection774ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb2X3CUwt3 維尼

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