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第一件,發生喺佢離婚嘅時候。8964 copyright protection570PENANAGtMMDkPl2T 維尼
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「我已經決定咗,離婚係唯一嘅方法。」8964 copyright protection570PENANANcfhagI7E2 維尼
聽到呢句說話嘅時候,其實我只係得六歲。8964 copyright protection570PENANADChmrlcOBW 維尼
我唔係太明白咩叫離婚,但係內心我都好好奇,點解四姨媽會剪短晒啲頭髮嘅呢?8964 copyright protection570PENANA6NrzkDj0NS 維尼
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「兩夫妻嘅嘢,床頭打交床尾和囉,離婚做咩啫?」大舅父一邊剝住花生,一邊指着枱中間嘅龍蝦伊麵,同坐喺隔離嘅六舅父講:「食多啲個伊麵啦,波士頓龍蝦嚟㗎,我叫定廚房一定要揀最靚㗎。」8964 copyright protection570PENANA0UntdgSnWg 維尼
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「咪係囉,離婚喎,貪好睇咩?」三姨媽擰晒頭,好似聽到啲咩有違人性嘅說話。8964 copyright protection570PENANA9ovmtST79Q 維尼
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「係囉,離婚咁大件事,你會唔會同姐夫再商量吓先啊?」我老母有啲擔心咁問佢。8964 copyright protection570PENANAVlh7mYpINa 維尼
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「冇得傾。佢打我都算,我接受唔到佢打我個仔。」四姨媽搖頭咁講。8964 copyright protection570PENANAeQQH24wlIx 維尼
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「四妹,一個人湊仔唔容易㗎。」二舅父語重心長咁講。8964 copyright protection570PENANA2dYWogVPB3 維尼
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「放心,靠我自己,死慳死抵我都會教好我個仔。」四姨媽隻眼瞪到好大,個樣有啲似我睇卡通片嘅時候,啲主角出絕招之前下定決心嘅表情。8964 copyright protection570PENANAiY5u9fqyNe 維尼
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呢段回憶之所以咁深刻,係因為我印象中嘅四姨媽係一個次次都會早到婆婆屋企嘅人,每次見佢都係喺廚房入面笑笑口咁煮餸,但係我就從來都冇見過佢好似嗰陣時講嘢咁樣咬牙切齒。8964 copyright protection570PENANAG94UDXJOJo 維尼
而後來四姨媽真係力排眾議咁樣離咗婚,佢亦都兌現咗自己所講嘅說話,將宏表哥養育成為一個出類拔萃嘅尖子。8964 copyright protection570PENANARrpPbBfTAS 維尼
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清年貨嘅戰況開始進入白熱化階段。8964 copyright protection570PENANAgcGkuiA1TV 維尼
我哋一家已經飲剩最後四樽滴雞精。8964 copyright protection570PENANAjya8eRCSsY 維尼
大舅父一家開始進入第二排嘅藍罐曲奇。8964 copyright protection570PENANAHEggZccO6U 維尼
四姨媽未知情況,但係枱上面已經有大概四十幾張糖紙。8964 copyright protection570PENANAPbH2vQzYXm 維尼
最黐線嘅都係五舅父同埋河馬,佢兩個好似前世冇食過嘢咁樣,完全冇停頓咁樣瘋狂塞啲麵入口度。8964 copyright protection570PENANAygyy8KxvGf 維尼
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「你哋黐線㗎 ?你話肚餓食得快都算啦,但係個麵啱啱先煮好,乜你哋唔怕熱嘅咩?」我老豆一邊喺度噴鼻血一邊講。8964 copyright protection570PENANAxQbjP6zbFg 維尼
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「傻啦,我哋頭先已經拎咗個麵去過冷河,而家當冷麵咁食㗎咋。」五舅父輕鬆咁講,大大啖暴風吸入鮑魚麵。8964 copyright protection570PENANA51A5bL81ck 維尼
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頂啊,過冷河,竟然真係會有人咁做。8964 copyright protection570PENANANFalaIAG11 維尼
見佢食得咁過癮,我心諗,我哋如果一早唔扮哂嘢去引人換,話唔定一人四個麵,食得仲快過其他人。8964 copyright protection570PENANA0fdlu4bCdu 維尼
而且,仲唔洗食到流哂鼻血添。8964 copyright protection570PENANAzPqtgI7IcZ 維尼
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但係而家講多無謂,專注翻眼前最後幾樽滴雞精要緊。8964 copyright protection570PENANAfIHetnlNFY 維尼
眼見我老豆老母都已經鼻血狂流,而我尚算年輕,鼻血流多少少都應該唔死得住。8964 copyright protection570PENANAwI0EhLIVnZ 維尼
所以,我用「削骨還父」嘅心態,拎起咗最後幾樽滴雞精,將佢哋當成老蘭飲Shot咁樣一口清哂。8964 copyright protection570PENANAyh6KKCTplN 維尼
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「完成。犀利,每一樽都飲得一乾二淨。七妹,你哋一家生還。」8964 copyright protection570PENANA9Z6HCJF1Oz 維尼
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聽到婆婆呢句說話,我哋一家人興奮到攬埋咗一齊。8964 copyright protection570PENANAAli77fdeg5 維尼
大家嘅鼻血你我不分,互相交織,嗯,係非常重口味嘅愛啊。8964 copyright protection570PENANA0oOkKhbGsc 維尼
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當我個心為著終於唔洗驚死而冷靜落嚟嘅時候,我再次觀察現場戰況。8964 copyright protection570PENANA2lJGa6RNvl 維尼
大舅父同大舅母雖然好努力,但係藍罐曲奇真係唔講得少。8964 copyright protection570PENANASyFf2t1UCM 維尼
平時我一次過食十三四塊都已經飽咗,而家佢哋就啪咗一罐半,相信成個胃都已經係曲奇餅。8964 copyright protection570PENANALJCzkSHYGF 維尼
大舅父同大舅母兩個一副食到好嘔嘅表情,進食速度好明顯慢咗落嚟。8964 copyright protection570PENANAqPJAMGryGB 維尼
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而四姨媽情況亦唔見得有幾好,因為佢雖然塞哂啲糖入口,但係瑞士糖難𡁻而且痴牙,所以都係非常難以處理,睇得出四姨媽已經食到牙齒酸痛。8964 copyright protection570PENANAqir0yMbEL9 維尼
四姨媽為咗激勵自己,嘗試將所有糖倒哂出嚟,起碼可以知道自己近唔近家鄉。8964 copyright protection570PENANAGmoZ6n74LI 維尼
但從檯面上所見,起碼都仲有成五六十粒,似乎佢係目前最不利嘅一個。8964 copyright protection570PENANANTqxngBztd 維尼
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五舅父同河馬呢,嘩,不知不覺原來已經食完舉起埋手。8964 copyright protection570PENANAPtqWaiJU7P 維尼
婆婆望咗佢哋一眼,然後講:「未得,要飲埋啲湯喎。」8964 copyright protection570PENANAEPcB1jBVno 維尼
五舅父同河馬對望一眼,輕輕鬆鬆咁樣照做,各自連湯都飲埋,眉頭連一下都無皺到。8964 copyright protection570PENANADZL4DbzwaY 維尼
望見湯碗全清,婆婆總算滿意咁點一點頭宣佈:「好,阿五,過關生還。」8964 copyright protection570PENANAI1zbeqWTe5 維尼
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餐桌戰場之上,只剩下四姨媽單挑大舅父大舅母。8964 copyright protection570PENANAIWU7o3bEHC 維尼
二舅父一家坐埋咗一邊,一副等住食花生嘅狀態。8964 copyright protection570PENANANo2mPrtzNG 維尼
而我睇得出我阿媽雖然流緊鼻血,但係對戰況都相當關心,目不轉睛咁望實四姨媽。8964 copyright protection570PENANA285c7pHUDL 維尼
咁都正常嘅,雖然四姨媽同我阿媽爭咗都有十歲,但聽我阿媽講,以前最多負責照顧我阿媽嘅人,就係四姨媽。8964 copyright protection570PENANA5s8IoYewET 維尼
所以,四姨媽雖然排行第四,但如果計性格同埋能力,其實佢比起大舅父更加似排行第一嘅人。8964 copyright protection570PENANAGQALVpECl6 維尼
但係可惜嘅係,而家咁樣落去,四姨媽真係凶多吉少。8964 copyright protection570PENANAgYoPGirOI7 維尼
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正當我以為四姨媽敗居已定嘅時候,一件奇妙嘅事情發生咗。8964 copyright protection570PENANAgStMgQU3LJ 維尼
啱啱完成比賽無耐嘅五舅父一手拉住河馬,坐咗去四姨媽身邊,然後伸手一口氣拎咗幾粒瑞士糖放入口度。8964 copyright protection570PENANAxDtUVnff5n 維尼
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「喂,做咩啊你,做架兩啊?」大舅父一見到,立即喝停佢。8964 copyright protection570PENANAVETqilRUWF 維尼
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「我一定要幫家姐。」五舅父認真咁望住呆咗嘅四姨媽,將幾粒糖分咗俾河馬幫手食。8964 copyright protection570PENANAOyWCNIyAQT 維尼
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「你痴線㗎?反骨仔,我夠係你啊哥啦。我年年俾你嗰封都係大利是嚟㗎!」大舅父唔敢停口,一邊鬧,一邊繼續對曲奇入口。8964 copyright protection570PENANA5DvgDoYwAJ 維尼
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「你係俾過錢我,但係,當年支持我嘅人,係四家姐。」五舅父好肯定咁講。8964 copyright protection570PENANAhO5TycHOyc 維尼
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「係吖,XY@$*!禾刀子**#&$^豬持@*J主姣姣!#@。」平時河馬講嘢已經好難聽得明,而家食到成口瑞士糖,係更加難以明白。8964 copyright protection570PENANAKOFmQD0njd 維尼
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「喂,阿媽,乜可以咁仆街嘅咩?頂啊?如果可以幫嘅話,仲洗玩嘅?出句聲啦。」大舅父將不滿轉移到婆婆身上。8964 copyright protection570PENANAMhcclkOMdB 維尼
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而我哋其他人都將注意力轉去婆婆度,到底佢係會批准定係禁止呢?8964 copyright protection570PENANAsbkumDSn9R 維尼
因為呢個決定,將會直接影響到四姨媽嘅性命。8964 copyright protection570PENANAGEkKM3R6ny 維尼
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只見婆婆行到廳中間嘅位置,深呼吸咗一口氣,然後講:「我會話,阿五,你想同埋你老婆幫手,我批准。不過,如果想幫手的話,你就要……」8964 copyright protection570PENANA9BAWGgq8jv 維尼
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