No Plagiarism!W2uVF9hwMU4CRoEjUGK5posted on PENANA 哼著自創的〈發財咒語歌〉穿梭在永和豆漿與永和路之間,8964 copyright protection53PENANAZ5uRBkysce 維尼
外送箱裡塞滿用符紙包裝的葵花神油。8964 copyright protection53PENANAPZ5xiUkcJR 維尼
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路邊水果攤的阿桑正和客人殺價,我立刻甩尾停車:「這位帥哥!買芒果送開運精油,保證你削皮不流汁、拜拜不燻眼!」8964 copyright protection53PENANAAOsrHFQEzR 維尼
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「這不是上次賣我三罐神油的外送員嗎?」戴金項鍊的大哥從賓士車探頭,「你那個螺旋槳特效根本是詐騙!」8964 copyright protection53PENANA0llIVIvAb1 維尼
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我面不改色掏出改良版:「大哥誤會了!這次是升級款『直升機引擎潤滑油』8964 copyright protection53PENANATo4gar5iW1 維尼
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加在機車裡保證......」話音未落,後座突然冒出半顆腦袋,沈秋露的鬼臉貼著車窗做鬼臉。8964 copyright protection53PENANA7RduughCwt 維尼
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「哇靠!」我手一抖差點把精油潑到賓士烤漆上,「妳投胎前還要玩死我啊?」8964 copyright protection53PENANAHQkGjbmLik 維尼
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沈秋露的靈體比前幾天清澈許多,連水草味都變成淡淡薰衣草香。「來跟你告別的。」8964 copyright protection53PENANABcbFRKwI6Q 維尼
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順便提醒你,林明峰昨晚在警局自首時,把豆漿潑到筆錄上了。」8964 copyright protection53PENANAvUTvsrbdnR 維尼
沈秋露笑得花枝亂顫,路邊的野狗都跟著狂吠。57Please respect copyright.PENANAAk6HQ6vBZC
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回到宮廟時,爺爺正用掃把戳著一籃會蠕動的紙蓮花。「死囝仔!叫你買金紙買到情趣用店?」8964 copyright protection53PENANAu4U6uJJucS 維尼
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他舉起印著「極樂往生蓮」包裝的紙箱,「這什麼『震動超度功能』、『十八種往生咒語模式』?」8964 copyright protection53PENANAqkqoPPSWbc 維尼
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「那是廠商送的試用版啦!」我閃過飛來的紙蓮花8964 copyright protection53PENANArdxayAfT3F 維尼
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差點撞翻正在直播的陰差A——他正用手機拍攝法會現場,標題打著〈孟婆亭開箱!隱藏菜單大公開〉。8964 copyright protection53PENANAB8GC0fIAuU 維尼
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沈秋露飄到供桌前,突然伸手戳了戳鍾馗神像的鬍鬚。「喂,」她轉頭對我挑眉8964 copyright protection53PENANAUkFSWyGb8G 維尼
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「你說我投胎前要不要染髮?地府美髮院最近有『孟婆湯護色套餐』。」8964 copyright protection53PENANAdzM1RNysKG 維尼
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我翻出平板電腦點開投胎型錄:「推薦妳選『天界網紅方案』,附贈天使光環充電座8964 copyright protection53PENANAIFtbG6F4rI 維尼
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不過要加價購『防禿頂靈氣』,上輩子淹死的容易有頭皮屑......」8964 copyright protection53PENANAtRTUS3lBqM 維尼
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「夠了!」爺爺一腳踩滅亂跳的電子蠟燭,「現在是超渡不是百貨週年慶!」8964 copyright protection53PENANAV8aPyOd4HA 維尼
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他甩出五帝錢壓在震動的紙蓮花上,整籃蓮花立刻乖得像被閹割的貓。8964 copyright protection53PENANApOA7cctRiQ 維尼
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法會開始時,陰差B掏出平板點餐:「陳老師父,我要鹽酥雞口味香火,地府同事託買十份。」8964 copyright protection53PENANAmHKoBp30Lh 維尼
爺爺邊畫符邊碎念:「現在連鬼都叫外送,難怪香爐Wi-Fi老是當機。」8964 copyright protection53PENANAb58QvaqSzR 維尼
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沈秋露的靈體逐漸透明,卻突然搶走我的手機自拍:「記得幫我修圖!下巴修尖點,眼睛放大百分之三十!」我翻著白眼8964 copyright protection53PENANAylSgU7JuWI 維尼
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當牛頭馬面帶著閃光手銬出現時,沈秋露突然往我口袋塞了張紙條。「這是?」我打開一看,竟是林明峰藏贓物的倉庫地址。8964 copyright protection53PENANAFpnXnG1Fwc 維尼
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「報警獎金分我三成。」她眨眨眼,「存在地府託夢基金帳戶。」說完便跳進陰差打開的電子化鬼門關,還對直播鏡頭比了個愛心。8964 copyright protection53PENANAIi3ioA5G6v 維尼
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爺爺擦著汗收起法器:「總算送走了。」他忽然抽動鼻子,臉色大變:「你身上怎麼有女鬼的口紅印?」8964 copyright protection53PENANAnBz9ZC3y4n 維尼
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廟外傳來煞車聲,中元普渡的供品貨車到了。我看著成箱的葵花油,露出職業笑容8964 copyright protection53PENANAukIjJQQjJu 維尼
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「爺,你說我們要不要推出『超渡組合包』?買三罐神油送往生蓮花,滿千再折陰德值......」8964 copyright protection53PENANAzvZlZKBodo 維尼
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「滾去送外賣!」爺爺的拖鞋精準命中我屁股8964 copyright protection53PENANAeazjjf0IOP 維尼
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