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[log] 蟹之爛gag一則

技工尼爾

Mar 27, 2025

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2025-03-27　微熱171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuyRYlWWUh

今日創作了一個冷笑話，不知有沒有人已經創作過。話說貓姐在Discord提及拆蟹。技工盯着「蟹」字，竟然得出：

「解虫為蟹」🦀，所以蟹在餐桌上被肢解。(誤)

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……

OK, I’ll show myself out.

PS: 既然有人穿鑿附會出「止戈為武」之說，技工瞎掰出「解虫為蟹」應該也不過份……吧？

PPS: 螃蟹跟昆蟲同屬泛甲殼類，肉質也有相似之處，稱蟹為蟲也不為過。(好似係)

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#1 [log] 引言

#2 [log] 超時空歌姫 Audition 2025

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#20 [log] Markdown Advice

#21 [log] Tariff

#22 [log] 愚人節笑話一則

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#24 [log] 黑色星期一

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#26 [log] 腸胃檢查

#27 [log] 千呼萬喚始出來

#28 [science] 髮菜不是食物（好狠肯定）

#29 [humanities] 戴恩玲——歌單不長，但愛心不只一百次

#30 [log] 技工&尼爾&Q&A

#31 [misc] 這條圍棋規則有欠優雅

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#37 [log] 落葉

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#39 feature request: Headings

#40 feature request: Sections

#41 [log] Feature Request

#42 FR: List — UL, OL, DL

#43 [misc] Inkpot

#44 [log] Dianna Cowern

#45 [science] 潮濕不利製冷

#46 [ELF] 《Remind You》 Verse 2

#47 [ELF] 《Remind You》 Chorus Line 1 and 2

#48 [log] 巴士總站險象

#49 [log] 熱帶的憂鬱

#50 [log] Hathaway 2

#51 [log] 熱帶的憂鬱 Part 2

#52 [log] Surface Pro 11 入手

#53 [log] Surface Pro 11 Bring-up

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#59 [log] Surface Pro 11 Depressed

#60 [log] Surface Pro 11 Long Way

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