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No Plagiarism!PM0iboDKJ3Krw2jXqi6iposted on PENANA 邱楷祐報駕訓班後,真的很認真在學——8964 copyright protection39PENANAJ3cbdoMMam 維尼
筆記會做,規則會背,模擬駕駛開得比教練還穩。8964 copyright protection39PENANALBdbOuc4ml 維尼
但蔡敬齊。8964 copyright protection39PENANA520LYnzbtJ 維尼
遲到、翹課、缺席,像是日常三部曲。8964 copyright protection39PENANAohikJOmgPN 維尼
每次缺課他都會打一通理直氣壯又裝可憐的電話過來。8964 copyright protection39PENANAl2S0svJJGE 維尼
「蔡敬齊!是誰說要一起練車?啊?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAMtQ7GL3sbd 維尼
邱楷祐一臉火大。8964 copyright protection39PENANAXlMIH0toRm 維尼
「對不起啦……我發燒……」8964 copyright protection39PENANAHOLYtUY16g 維尼
發燒是哪招?雖然邱楷祐半信半疑,但還是姑且相信,畢竟他有時候也會使這招。8964 copyright protection39PENANAXzlxB3WlBh 維尼
更誇張的是——8964 copyright protection39PENANAJKG9ByrG56 維尼
剪髮早課練習日,他們常常睡到下午,理直氣壯地說:「要練車」,結果人出現在海邊看海、喝飲料、發限動。8964 copyright protection39PENANAf4pR06vNkD 維尼
他們的限動上有沙灘、有汽水、還有一句:「練車好辛苦,休息一下」。8964 copyright protection39PENANAsNLH2Iplt3 維尼
連字都懶得打好。8964 copyright protection39PENANA7unjPjDjNo 維尼
而蘇蘇老師的電話?8964 copyright protection39PENANAUGdYYqLTYJ 維尼
當然不接。8964 copyright protection39PENANAbdOdQY1yfp 維尼
他們的定律是:只要在非上班時段,手機自動進入「裝死模式」。8964 copyright protection39PENANA0jNPkP4VV7 維尼
但下午上班還是屁顛屁顛地現身,好像從來沒鬧過事。8964 copyright protection39PENANAtutvkQYh6j 維尼
活脫脫兩個問題兒童。8964 copyright protection39PENANAjLYIBDJQIL 維尼
連平常偶爾遲到的杜湘儀,都看不下去。有天他倆遲到到早課都快結束,才懶洋洋進來。她皺著眉、語氣超不爽:8964 copyright protection39PENANAaWTPojO0Uu 維尼
「欸蔡敬齊、邱楷祐……你們真的很誇張欸……」8964 copyright protection39PENANAX1U6PUy4QE 維尼
「起不來啊……」8964 copyright protection39PENANAe3lh0ANC6r 維尼
「不想上課啊……」8964 copyright protection39PENANAMR6fKsAuP5 維尼
兩人像和聲一樣接著講出口頭禪,嘴角一樣的欠打。8964 copyright protection39PENANAMNX7Lkiu81 維尼
可偏偏——8964 copyright protection39PENANA8hco5VeGYJ 維尼
他們又是現場不可或缺的兩個人。8964 copyright protection39PENANAQuc91MiZQf 維尼
兩人畢竟都被林博彥魔鬼訓練過,老店的流程他們是店裡最標準的,而且動作又快又俐落、還都有穩住客人的本事,叫人又氣又不能罵。雖然只是因為想趕快下班。8964 copyright protection39PENANA36WJB3MHJU 維尼
蘇蘇老師只能睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,8964 copyright protection39PENANAaiVHf4JR1P 維尼
心想:「真的是一對災星。」8964 copyright protection39PENANAwjYxSxcrS6 維尼
但馬嘉欣就不一樣了。8964 copyright protection39PENANAZtSBpdOGUy 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANACbhFFl4UB1
她反而是那種會準時到早課、規矩坐著、眼神堅定寫筆記的好學生代表。8964 copyright protection39PENANAXbyah6yQLq 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAsf0Z3TVNVJ
上課時全神貫注,還會舉手發問。8964 copyright protection39PENANAbe2enjjWdU 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAzs9mZVCJWh
看起來像模像樣,但問題也不是沒有。8964 copyright protection39PENANA6MV7mAG4jF 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANApTq9ADzjE4
她真的太笨,還不會看人臉色。8964 copyright protection39PENANAeBXvfIoFPO 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAKAHYp8tb5q
現場常常搞錯東西——8964 copyright protection39PENANA2ksV0njsep 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAu8wtapSu0d
設計師要護色洗她拿去角質,叫她準備蒸汽她卻推ET,還會大聲說:「不是你剛剛叫我拿這個嗎?」8964 copyright protection39PENANA5n6eXpCbJD 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAKUieNEdl6h
錯了還嘴硬,從來不先說對不起。8964 copyright protection39PENANAw6k7Y2sKU8 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAWDrT7LM2Bn
永遠有理由、永遠有藉口、永遠堅信自己沒錯。8964 copyright protection39PENANACLRAdAYEn2 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAg3b0OlZ8I6
最可怕的是——她那張嘴。8964 copyright protection39PENANAwA0WfATFve 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAnc04U2x23r
別人說一句,她一定要回一句,不管是有建設性的建議,還是普通提醒,她都要頂嘴。8964 copyright protection39PENANAHHS55Bfdz7 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAApwE5Olljr
「馬嘉欣,我不是叫妳拿閃亮2劑?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAESTmAqmf6M 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAjyYy6xuusV
「啊不是這個2劑嗎?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAeMZpciFhwy 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAnxMmCZD1zO
「拉勞直只能用閃亮2劑,妳是白痴嗎?都來多久了?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAGESkkaO5Rc 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAHKJVPdPlwC
「好啦好啦,我拿錯了嘛~」8964 copyright protection39PENANAhURdp6zpsL 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA7JX2qd5gJL
蘇蘇老師都會被他無所謂的態度氣得當場臉發紅。8964 copyright protection39PENANA2J2WaidlS0 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAgzisZEyhNl
明明邱楷祐、蔡敬齊上課遲到還會跑海邊看海,蘇蘇老師卻從來不罵他們。8964 copyright protection39PENANA8RJIDg4pNF 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAPrxeI6WGR4
為什麼?8964 copyright protection39PENANArEKFKjmJdQ 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAgNg1KPgzg5
因為他們雖然混,但一進現場就動作快、情緒穩,不扯後腿。8964 copyright protection39PENANAhoi2lhCl5m 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAg0icyQfp3u
而馬嘉欣是那種「認真但一直出錯」的存在,還永遠不認錯。8964 copyright protection39PENANAl2fjg5mlJv 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAVVf6NNVE1V
所以蘇蘇老師一看到她那張「講不聽」的臉,火氣就先上來,根本不用客氣,當場就直接罵。8964 copyright protection39PENANA1ztNHeDqnW 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAxDZwa8UdsC
結果就變成這樣:8964 copyright protection39PENANAHpKOHWMmtZ 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAUiJrLOcYNi
兩個問題兒童天天混水摸魚、笑嘻嘻滑過。8964 copyright protection39PENANAiG6AUlpiCD 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA5h7EQkbuxI
一個努力小兵,天天被電到懷疑人生。8964 copyright protection39PENANAnxyQd0T9wt 維尼
有時候蔡敬齊跟邱楷祐也會忍不住罵她:8964 copyright protection39PENANAPcutiVFE7K 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAR9Z6wGjlsV
「馬嘉欣!妳是不是沒長耳朵啊?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAwKuH6mITKX 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAaueBNg1837
「搞半天到底誰叫妳這樣弄的?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAWtg00Lu7HA 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAPpGVLIkuTG
她卻總是笑嘻嘻,還一臉無辜地說:「啊~我以為是這樣欸……不是喔?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAAoMTbPGZZr 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA8hHUJMGsat
沒脾氣的人聽了會想翻白眼,脾氣差的直接飆三字經。8964 copyright protection39PENANADACrpiCOg1 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANADvTBij0SMZ
但神奇的是——她從來不記仇,你今天兇她,明天她還是會坐妳旁邊問:「你早餐吃了沒~」8964 copyright protection39PENANAbbZx3G1lxA 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAwDUaDWl6ZM
她就是真的單純,單蠢又單心。8964 copyright protection39PENANATl1F0nIpBM 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANANBYLjDQX4H
沒有心機、沒有算計。8964 copyright protection39PENANAOGLXfi6Hi1 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAzFIBuTf2h3
說壞話?她根本不知道什麼叫「拉幫結派」。8964 copyright protection39PENANAiIpHn0Pvh0 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAwO7ZmBoIB1
聊天時如果不小心講到誰誰誰的八卦,她還會大聲附和:「對啊我也覺得她有點問題欸~」8964 copyright protection39PENANAutCG0RdIb9 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAHinZWBrEXI
然後……旁邊那個人剛好就坐在她背後。8964 copyright protection39PENANA8mVD83ZEgr 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANATQhxNQs1B0
或是你剛剛才跟她說:「這件事你不要講喔。」8964 copyright protection39PENANAyEs38N57Wf 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAbL5ce66fRS
過五分鐘她就在別人面前當著你的面重複一次:「他剛剛說你那樣不太好欸~」8964 copyright protection39PENANArZc9sTxot7 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAaFXXiYuodp
被ㄉㄧㄤ還會一臉驚訝:「啊……我以為你只是講講……」8964 copyright protection39PENANAxnGFAVV5WA 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANALr7I3SNDNK
所以罵歸罵,氣歸氣,大家對她其實還是有點保護——因為她真的沒壞念頭,只是活在自己世界的純種生物。8964 copyright protection39PENANAi02JVsN52X 維尼
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