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No Plagiarism!YF9b46Jg6rlvWLHEhK1Eposted on PENANA 邱楷祐報駕訓班後,真的很認真在學——8964 copyright protection39PENANAyXE9V0g76k 維尼
筆記會做,規則會背,模擬駕駛開得比教練還穩。8964 copyright protection39PENANACKyy5sh6TR 維尼
但蔡敬齊。8964 copyright protection39PENANAoA5i6XBbvg 維尼
遲到、翹課、缺席,像是日常三部曲。8964 copyright protection39PENANAscQU3QpAOS 維尼
每次缺課他都會打一通理直氣壯又裝可憐的電話過來。8964 copyright protection39PENANA2XJ1mEnm39 維尼
「蔡敬齊!是誰說要一起練車?啊?」8964 copyright protection39PENANApa3WuKEVeT 維尼
邱楷祐一臉火大。8964 copyright protection39PENANA6neg055BgD 維尼
「對不起啦……我發燒……」8964 copyright protection39PENANAhoYkXN0zx6 維尼
發燒是哪招?雖然邱楷祐半信半疑,但還是姑且相信,畢竟他有時候也會使這招。8964 copyright protection39PENANAFSTwRQ6H7P 維尼
更誇張的是——8964 copyright protection39PENANA7CZuBkwI1y 維尼
剪髮早課練習日,他們常常睡到下午,理直氣壯地說:「要練車」,結果人出現在海邊看海、喝飲料、發限動。8964 copyright protection39PENANAuXuzSFqjBc 維尼
他們的限動上有沙灘、有汽水、還有一句:「練車好辛苦,休息一下」。8964 copyright protection39PENANAbd8k89Tj1U 維尼
連字都懶得打好。8964 copyright protection39PENANAsGv9p7uzSH 維尼
而蘇蘇老師的電話?8964 copyright protection39PENANAfIYuPNk1DY 維尼
當然不接。8964 copyright protection39PENANADLAMlTmtIL 維尼
他們的定律是:只要在非上班時段,手機自動進入「裝死模式」。8964 copyright protection39PENANAICOVpZdpi5 維尼
但下午上班還是屁顛屁顛地現身,好像從來沒鬧過事。8964 copyright protection39PENANA7lleS5M81I 維尼
活脫脫兩個問題兒童。8964 copyright protection39PENANA0WqWqOEdvp 維尼
連平常偶爾遲到的杜湘儀,都看不下去。有天他倆遲到到早課都快結束,才懶洋洋進來。她皺著眉、語氣超不爽:8964 copyright protection39PENANAQNDzT1WpEr 維尼
「欸蔡敬齊、邱楷祐……你們真的很誇張欸……」8964 copyright protection39PENANABmkAHKO0Up 維尼
「起不來啊……」8964 copyright protection39PENANAkQzXpaNhYL 維尼
「不想上課啊……」8964 copyright protection39PENANATz8zU0RWfs 維尼
兩人像和聲一樣接著講出口頭禪,嘴角一樣的欠打。8964 copyright protection39PENANADt5h6PPXzU 維尼
可偏偏——8964 copyright protection39PENANAOuOS3fullz 維尼
他們又是現場不可或缺的兩個人。8964 copyright protection39PENANAxoHxblDLE5 維尼
兩人畢竟都被林博彥魔鬼訓練過,老店的流程他們是店裡最標準的,而且動作又快又俐落、還都有穩住客人的本事,叫人又氣又不能罵。雖然只是因為想趕快下班。8964 copyright protection39PENANA4ZwNgaZBSp 維尼
蘇蘇老師只能睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,8964 copyright protection39PENANA4TNq4Jk5iI 維尼
心想:「真的是一對災星。」8964 copyright protection39PENANABrqURyRsWM 維尼
但馬嘉欣就不一樣了。8964 copyright protection39PENANARjdqHfNrT0 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANArtCZAFWE0T
她反而是那種會準時到早課、規矩坐著、眼神堅定寫筆記的好學生代表。8964 copyright protection39PENANAcOliVh4Hzs 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAHtl2so57if
上課時全神貫注,還會舉手發問。8964 copyright protection39PENANAZqE9lIy6Cl 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAJlgbtRIr2X
看起來像模像樣,但問題也不是沒有。8964 copyright protection39PENANA3LdwTMSYCm 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAL0OATgHHGq
她真的太笨,還不會看人臉色。8964 copyright protection39PENANA9VbIyCOIsQ 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA6HVaVf8odn
現場常常搞錯東西——8964 copyright protection39PENANA13L5caQJrV 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAysFnyGNf8D
設計師要護色洗她拿去角質,叫她準備蒸汽她卻推ET,還會大聲說:「不是你剛剛叫我拿這個嗎?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAplon3C2rEu 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA2AfNXrPX8y
錯了還嘴硬,從來不先說對不起。8964 copyright protection39PENANANHhUwjYKZJ 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAle8f0DFBHH
永遠有理由、永遠有藉口、永遠堅信自己沒錯。8964 copyright protection39PENANAVpmYbgSjcF 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAbVWOvzCzEJ
最可怕的是——她那張嘴。8964 copyright protection39PENANAXgUrnlFjRS 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANABt52GWkmOQ
別人說一句,她一定要回一句,不管是有建設性的建議,還是普通提醒,她都要頂嘴。8964 copyright protection39PENANAMCw6LgfHQJ 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAbcTYWQVNQ9
「馬嘉欣,我不是叫妳拿閃亮2劑?」8964 copyright protection39PENANA6VW10c0OFb 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAuH3qxmgNZt
「啊不是這個2劑嗎?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAqHGXElHz9U 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAM1kAQg7JDY
「拉勞直只能用閃亮2劑,妳是白痴嗎?都來多久了?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAycck8mOtjj 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA3UPCYpc7KW
「好啦好啦,我拿錯了嘛~」8964 copyright protection39PENANAQseIsiYxY9 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA4PGlvUGZzg
蘇蘇老師都會被他無所謂的態度氣得當場臉發紅。8964 copyright protection39PENANAKIWpu0bACQ 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANALMLs0vt5pe
明明邱楷祐、蔡敬齊上課遲到還會跑海邊看海,蘇蘇老師卻從來不罵他們。8964 copyright protection39PENANAWuzEvAa8zB 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA4PKdP5HSiu
為什麼?8964 copyright protection39PENANAKNqEIOv8ih 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA1GOU41s5ep
因為他們雖然混,但一進現場就動作快、情緒穩,不扯後腿。8964 copyright protection39PENANAxpnBH82xC0 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAz3fQHyjSva
而馬嘉欣是那種「認真但一直出錯」的存在,還永遠不認錯。8964 copyright protection39PENANA2pyJ6sDn2a 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANALgngzVgsYe
所以蘇蘇老師一看到她那張「講不聽」的臉,火氣就先上來,根本不用客氣,當場就直接罵。8964 copyright protection39PENANAonRYDQA6dQ 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAQgLQkqhSDi
結果就變成這樣:8964 copyright protection39PENANABg2MdxxfCd 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA7zEn32rJv4
兩個問題兒童天天混水摸魚、笑嘻嘻滑過。8964 copyright protection39PENANAx8nWeBkele 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAKCCazNF7ls
一個努力小兵,天天被電到懷疑人生。8964 copyright protection39PENANAoAdTNId2lN 維尼
有時候蔡敬齊跟邱楷祐也會忍不住罵她:8964 copyright protection39PENANA08ld5tngHP 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAHfoo3mY7Le
「馬嘉欣!妳是不是沒長耳朵啊?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAndRfDYvYT1 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAqwLpJnAoWW
「搞半天到底誰叫妳這樣弄的?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAhRF0EeT7GT 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAFQxJAoTFLL
她卻總是笑嘻嘻,還一臉無辜地說:「啊~我以為是這樣欸……不是喔?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAAebQRQfgyj 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAW0gKZBLQ7E
沒脾氣的人聽了會想翻白眼,脾氣差的直接飆三字經。8964 copyright protection39PENANAUY1dpb2phF 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAYMKkLIpT4i
但神奇的是——她從來不記仇,你今天兇她,明天她還是會坐妳旁邊問:「你早餐吃了沒~」8964 copyright protection39PENANArCwjzcbkI9 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAZLTJJFhNL3
她就是真的單純,單蠢又單心。8964 copyright protection39PENANAxVKiCkLNNi 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAMx4W4j2ExR
沒有心機、沒有算計。8964 copyright protection39PENANAuuMjCpBic2 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAhyRyFhtABm
說壞話?她根本不知道什麼叫「拉幫結派」。8964 copyright protection39PENANA41C00fkSKw 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAPUTfEDlaYB
聊天時如果不小心講到誰誰誰的八卦,她還會大聲附和:「對啊我也覺得她有點問題欸~」8964 copyright protection39PENANAa4BFID4QGb 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAaywQtEJO7C
然後……旁邊那個人剛好就坐在她背後。8964 copyright protection39PENANABvfqcH7MbS 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAKNiXFouZ6C
或是你剛剛才跟她說:「這件事你不要講喔。」8964 copyright protection39PENANA9g8loHCgDp 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAHWzyFDZXJF
過五分鐘她就在別人面前當著你的面重複一次:「他剛剛說你那樣不太好欸~」8964 copyright protection39PENANAKhmr8bYHYr 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANATMK3oDt3fa
被ㄉㄧㄤ還會一臉驚訝:「啊……我以為你只是講講……」8964 copyright protection39PENANAIZdpUSvmxf 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANACA97VgPFYY
所以罵歸罵,氣歸氣,大家對她其實還是有點保護——因為她真的沒壞念頭,只是活在自己世界的純種生物。8964 copyright protection39PENANAyjl9iyiID6 維尼
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