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No Plagiarism!OKxEqWD5YXcuC23EDsJWposted on PENANA 邱楷祐報駕訓班後,真的很認真在學——8964 copyright protection33PENANA02MtSOMvxr 維尼
筆記會做,規則會背,模擬駕駛開得比教練還穩。8964 copyright protection33PENANAaIHVCKr8U1 維尼
但蔡敬齊。8964 copyright protection33PENANAaJ6NBjMbU9 維尼
遲到、翹課、缺席,像是日常三部曲。8964 copyright protection33PENANAt1ketTk6ul 維尼
每次缺課他都會打一通理直氣壯又裝可憐的電話過來。8964 copyright protection33PENANAnLSWfM84y3 維尼
「蔡敬齊!是誰說要一起練車?啊?」8964 copyright protection33PENANAILO8glNBzy 維尼
邱楷祐一臉火大。8964 copyright protection33PENANATDfYpUaXVx 維尼
「對不起啦……我發燒……」8964 copyright protection33PENANAEdGGvOJstP 維尼
發燒是哪招?雖然邱楷祐半信半疑,但還是姑且相信,畢竟他有時候也會使這招。8964 copyright protection33PENANAtYp026P9b7 維尼
更誇張的是——8964 copyright protection33PENANAqcHcPFuszK 維尼
剪髮早課練習日,他們常常睡到下午,理直氣壯地說:「要練車」,結果人出現在海邊看海、喝飲料、發限動。8964 copyright protection33PENANAxPsazoZsoU 維尼
他們的限動上有沙灘、有汽水、還有一句:「練車好辛苦,休息一下」。8964 copyright protection33PENANALk1lQ4GiD6 維尼
連字都懶得打好。8964 copyright protection33PENANATETcUn1hjo 維尼
而蘇蘇老師的電話?8964 copyright protection33PENANAM3WmHb3KgS 維尼
當然不接。8964 copyright protection33PENANAj8vq2f8QuY 維尼
他們的定律是:只要在非上班時段,手機自動進入「裝死模式」。8964 copyright protection33PENANAlxzx4rSf5J 維尼
但下午上班還是屁顛屁顛地現身,好像從來沒鬧過事。8964 copyright protection33PENANA4blIJGJB8V 維尼
活脫脫兩個問題兒童。8964 copyright protection33PENANA7CbpBmTqS1 維尼
連平常偶爾遲到的杜湘儀,都看不下去。有天他倆遲到到早課都快結束,才懶洋洋進來。她皺著眉、語氣超不爽:8964 copyright protection33PENANAf1rIiNhcap 維尼
「欸蔡敬齊、邱楷祐……你們真的很誇張欸……」8964 copyright protection33PENANAhJ6w7i2kDq 維尼
「起不來啊……」8964 copyright protection33PENANA3JmkmR58n9 維尼
「不想上課啊……」8964 copyright protection33PENANAyH8eYRfJAj 維尼
兩人像和聲一樣接著講出口頭禪,嘴角一樣的欠打。8964 copyright protection33PENANAkkAV8zIRW3 維尼
可偏偏——8964 copyright protection33PENANACXcXkBVKe2 維尼
他們又是現場不可或缺的兩個人。8964 copyright protection33PENANApHG5fqSXMs 維尼
兩人畢竟都被林博彥魔鬼訓練過,老店的流程他們是店裡最標準的,而且動作又快又俐落、還都有穩住客人的本事,叫人又氣又不能罵。雖然只是因為想趕快下班。8964 copyright protection33PENANA22qPWFmZPB 維尼
蘇蘇老師只能睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,8964 copyright protection33PENANABMEjjjdROQ 維尼
心想:「真的是一對災星。」8964 copyright protection33PENANACCRiZI7imP 維尼
但馬嘉欣就不一樣了。8964 copyright protection33PENANA5sqoZkWgd8 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAZAp22Cn0Ey
她反而是那種會準時到早課、規矩坐著、眼神堅定寫筆記的好學生代表。8964 copyright protection33PENANAi19cq9YHk4 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANA5aRj5tfbfJ
上課時全神貫注,還會舉手發問。8964 copyright protection33PENANArLE35aTWV6 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAo5gPb3PCCT
看起來像模像樣,但問題也不是沒有。8964 copyright protection33PENANAosWtyKyVxs 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAyfLRJJc9Fz
她真的太笨,還不會看人臉色。8964 copyright protection33PENANA1L0sGaTO1y 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAHtyaggq28D
現場常常搞錯東西——8964 copyright protection33PENANAu5NG7LEds3 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAZESuMPn3u2
設計師要護色洗她拿去角質,叫她準備蒸汽她卻推ET,還會大聲說:「不是你剛剛叫我拿這個嗎?」8964 copyright protection33PENANAV9OVSdH9G5 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANA4SrJkphSNq
錯了還嘴硬,從來不先說對不起。8964 copyright protection33PENANAeGG41FBM1o 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANApBV13MFvjg
永遠有理由、永遠有藉口、永遠堅信自己沒錯。8964 copyright protection33PENANAUmVZgHhlGx 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAKKnwA7nt58
最可怕的是——她那張嘴。8964 copyright protection33PENANAjWXUVg99Ms 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAYXdNZdBHjM
別人說一句,她一定要回一句,不管是有建設性的建議,還是普通提醒,她都要頂嘴。8964 copyright protection33PENANAlOMJY6Gk7q 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANARvpSb9cUw2
「馬嘉欣,我不是叫妳拿閃亮2劑?」8964 copyright protection33PENANAalvMuWwVUq 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAMqKnuUgsKc
「啊不是這個2劑嗎?」8964 copyright protection33PENANA1V37pzZIkD 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAVVUwVIaH2b
「拉勞直只能用閃亮2劑,妳是白痴嗎?都來多久了?」8964 copyright protection33PENANAHfZBM7gvJV 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAmLnWLH2rMd
「好啦好啦,我拿錯了嘛~」8964 copyright protection33PENANATgJBPcSPDU 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAYnconDVgMx
蘇蘇老師都會被他無所謂的態度氣得當場臉發紅。8964 copyright protection33PENANA9SFINNTEgj 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAGrIKEkjWVf
明明邱楷祐、蔡敬齊上課遲到還會跑海邊看海,蘇蘇老師卻從來不罵他們。8964 copyright protection33PENANAHA0VtNo7tq 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAi4RPyEEvX0
為什麼?8964 copyright protection33PENANAgCD47Ttd5c 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAKDbZxsQlAa
因為他們雖然混,但一進現場就動作快、情緒穩,不扯後腿。8964 copyright protection33PENANAX1nIfA5c7Z 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANArUBa6AcFVG
而馬嘉欣是那種「認真但一直出錯」的存在,還永遠不認錯。8964 copyright protection33PENANATl1T9Wr1vF 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAQOLBw7RnTh
所以蘇蘇老師一看到她那張「講不聽」的臉,火氣就先上來,根本不用客氣,當場就直接罵。8964 copyright protection33PENANAxLvPmfU82B 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAzcPPNWWrfZ
結果就變成這樣:8964 copyright protection33PENANAPFdyNWyIiz 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAFGQRiSIS7h
兩個問題兒童天天混水摸魚、笑嘻嘻滑過。8964 copyright protection33PENANALbmr9xHjFP 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAJmgBN2e168
一個努力小兵,天天被電到懷疑人生。8964 copyright protection33PENANA1W7aA3KniT 維尼
有時候蔡敬齊跟邱楷祐也會忍不住罵她:8964 copyright protection33PENANAFIXJD70FRq 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAAxmZSOQOev
「馬嘉欣!妳是不是沒長耳朵啊?」8964 copyright protection33PENANA6bEPIa1ta0 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAPDtP5B5esq
「搞半天到底誰叫妳這樣弄的?」8964 copyright protection33PENANACDtQn6aZ6R 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAUawuOZo8Qd
她卻總是笑嘻嘻,還一臉無辜地說:「啊~我以為是這樣欸……不是喔?」8964 copyright protection33PENANAQAOQig9R7W 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAOBj6DXBABX
沒脾氣的人聽了會想翻白眼,脾氣差的直接飆三字經。8964 copyright protection33PENANAYvyXWGK98w 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAlyVYkxd38f
但神奇的是——她從來不記仇,你今天兇她,明天她還是會坐妳旁邊問:「你早餐吃了沒~」8964 copyright protection33PENANAqoD9eIRZNs 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANA4qbYxQOrt2
她就是真的單純,單蠢又單心。8964 copyright protection33PENANAYBTFWaaB9j 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAZjixr4T20s
沒有心機、沒有算計。8964 copyright protection33PENANA1C71qFsqr7 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAgBCFyVBuMc
說壞話?她根本不知道什麼叫「拉幫結派」。8964 copyright protection33PENANAMIF36PQZbJ 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAPbtEOYgXcM
聊天時如果不小心講到誰誰誰的八卦,她還會大聲附和:「對啊我也覺得她有點問題欸~」8964 copyright protection33PENANAu8peQd2XQB 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANArZZ5XqRmVm
然後……旁邊那個人剛好就坐在她背後。8964 copyright protection33PENANAdMoZ0pTELM 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAooc9DhALUo
或是你剛剛才跟她說:「這件事你不要講喔。」8964 copyright protection33PENANAnSjNmud819 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAhPv0YCex3y
過五分鐘她就在別人面前當著你的面重複一次:「他剛剛說你那樣不太好欸~」8964 copyright protection33PENANAtlKKmFqOFs 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANAX2oVfCW5FT
被ㄉㄧㄤ還會一臉驚訝:「啊……我以為你只是講講……」8964 copyright protection33PENANAizon3We3en 維尼37Please respect copyright.PENANADfPUWtqJZT
所以罵歸罵,氣歸氣,大家對她其實還是有點保護——因為她真的沒壞念頭,只是活在自己世界的純種生物。8964 copyright protection33PENANAj1JXDiwG7E 維尼
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