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No Plagiarism!wQaRol0TLNvyfPx899FLposted on PENANA 邱楷祐報駕訓班後,真的很認真在學——8964 copyright protection39PENANAtjhks0jHPr 維尼
筆記會做,規則會背,模擬駕駛開得比教練還穩。8964 copyright protection39PENANAQHGQ7CB4Oq 維尼
但蔡敬齊。8964 copyright protection39PENANAHgTcwDY3Mj 維尼
遲到、翹課、缺席,像是日常三部曲。8964 copyright protection39PENANAWQmCvYbZJI 維尼
每次缺課他都會打一通理直氣壯又裝可憐的電話過來。8964 copyright protection39PENANAiVxCLeYCGO 維尼
「蔡敬齊!是誰說要一起練車?啊?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAFeJyAc6viO 維尼
邱楷祐一臉火大。8964 copyright protection39PENANAmdgKfBDTAc 維尼
「對不起啦……我發燒……」8964 copyright protection39PENANAqIFpBNxZD8 維尼
發燒是哪招?雖然邱楷祐半信半疑,但還是姑且相信,畢竟他有時候也會使這招。8964 copyright protection39PENANABBETjUYVZ4 維尼
更誇張的是——8964 copyright protection39PENANAJHXCqTDpB5 維尼
剪髮早課練習日,他們常常睡到下午,理直氣壯地說:「要練車」,結果人出現在海邊看海、喝飲料、發限動。8964 copyright protection39PENANAJxzq8gpPuI 維尼
他們的限動上有沙灘、有汽水、還有一句:「練車好辛苦,休息一下」。8964 copyright protection39PENANARf22GUsaos 維尼
連字都懶得打好。8964 copyright protection39PENANA4RKfCnRPG6 維尼
而蘇蘇老師的電話?8964 copyright protection39PENANAaytoHXKnqF 維尼
當然不接。8964 copyright protection39PENANAsDG7WiRPum 維尼
他們的定律是:只要在非上班時段,手機自動進入「裝死模式」。8964 copyright protection39PENANAgOJwYUfKcn 維尼
但下午上班還是屁顛屁顛地現身,好像從來沒鬧過事。8964 copyright protection39PENANAdUDogIbIaf 維尼
活脫脫兩個問題兒童。8964 copyright protection39PENANAxx6a6dyb09 維尼
連平常偶爾遲到的杜湘儀,都看不下去。有天他倆遲到到早課都快結束,才懶洋洋進來。她皺著眉、語氣超不爽:8964 copyright protection39PENANANsbc1ohidB 維尼
「欸蔡敬齊、邱楷祐……你們真的很誇張欸……」8964 copyright protection39PENANApLIa5oEM96 維尼
「起不來啊……」8964 copyright protection39PENANADqFRpgM6LN 維尼
「不想上課啊……」8964 copyright protection39PENANAQKcCxgHp0d 維尼
兩人像和聲一樣接著講出口頭禪,嘴角一樣的欠打。8964 copyright protection39PENANA75SOziREP3 維尼
可偏偏——8964 copyright protection39PENANADI5DtNY6t0 維尼
他們又是現場不可或缺的兩個人。8964 copyright protection39PENANAKIPhvy6MTl 維尼
兩人畢竟都被林博彥魔鬼訓練過,老店的流程他們是店裡最標準的,而且動作又快又俐落、還都有穩住客人的本事,叫人又氣又不能罵。雖然只是因為想趕快下班。8964 copyright protection39PENANAV0XB56mxdS 維尼
蘇蘇老師只能睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,8964 copyright protection39PENANAGkYyj7IfZr 維尼
心想:「真的是一對災星。」8964 copyright protection39PENANAmTKmCpiRQE 維尼
但馬嘉欣就不一樣了。8964 copyright protection39PENANAwCAUc490PN 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAt1Hk5SvUkD
她反而是那種會準時到早課、規矩坐著、眼神堅定寫筆記的好學生代表。8964 copyright protection39PENANArR333Hs5EQ 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA0j7kTJXpPY
上課時全神貫注,還會舉手發問。8964 copyright protection39PENANAHAhJnLgPHG 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAOoSklBErs7
看起來像模像樣,但問題也不是沒有。8964 copyright protection39PENANAWkKuG8SQni 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAZmAF5ZfIzI
她真的太笨,還不會看人臉色。8964 copyright protection39PENANAOxBpRTmjt1 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAdkzidhSNd0
現場常常搞錯東西——8964 copyright protection39PENANAnjdZrmSr1F 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAwM4tFuWdS0
設計師要護色洗她拿去角質,叫她準備蒸汽她卻推ET,還會大聲說:「不是你剛剛叫我拿這個嗎?」8964 copyright protection39PENANATV11hHRjQd 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAhLWbbl6oH2
錯了還嘴硬,從來不先說對不起。8964 copyright protection39PENANAMShy9bfLog 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAZZPzXCARGr
永遠有理由、永遠有藉口、永遠堅信自己沒錯。8964 copyright protection39PENANATmY1jdosaG 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAnaz1LQtKuY
最可怕的是——她那張嘴。8964 copyright protection39PENANATGvKrQQ222 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAbd7FsxPE1y
別人說一句,她一定要回一句,不管是有建設性的建議,還是普通提醒,她都要頂嘴。8964 copyright protection39PENANA1WI5WgytKN 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAwtqFawEcYG
「馬嘉欣,我不是叫妳拿閃亮2劑?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAUBJHXujERI 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAhQ5KrliV5A
「啊不是這個2劑嗎?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAbysqOWDsEq 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAxaIogqbxJH
「拉勞直只能用閃亮2劑,妳是白痴嗎?都來多久了?」8964 copyright protection39PENANA48niFpvIQc 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAdPvqflQHiE
「好啦好啦,我拿錯了嘛~」8964 copyright protection39PENANAUqhK1PQAUY 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAnbyGMXXPZ2
蘇蘇老師都會被他無所謂的態度氣得當場臉發紅。8964 copyright protection39PENANASPj9kS7HHK 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA699HhEZgcm
明明邱楷祐、蔡敬齊上課遲到還會跑海邊看海,蘇蘇老師卻從來不罵他們。8964 copyright protection39PENANAfnJQDyttGO 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANADaoPrICkiF
為什麼?8964 copyright protection39PENANAXX6IMDpHer 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAlIIKncY5Yl
因為他們雖然混,但一進現場就動作快、情緒穩,不扯後腿。8964 copyright protection39PENANAR71DKUpNZR 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAo2nP0QC6A7
而馬嘉欣是那種「認真但一直出錯」的存在,還永遠不認錯。8964 copyright protection39PENANAYumc7flRIG 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAGhDmeEtVQB
所以蘇蘇老師一看到她那張「講不聽」的臉,火氣就先上來,根本不用客氣,當場就直接罵。8964 copyright protection39PENANASGOBhr9Fq3 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAVD1wl2JdHn
結果就變成這樣:8964 copyright protection39PENANAPWmrmuk7M9 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA7FSPcb63Q1
兩個問題兒童天天混水摸魚、笑嘻嘻滑過。8964 copyright protection39PENANArhNLHZ0Ezb 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAWsYGg6kxbz
一個努力小兵,天天被電到懷疑人生。8964 copyright protection39PENANASZyGo0uPUM 維尼
有時候蔡敬齊跟邱楷祐也會忍不住罵她:8964 copyright protection39PENANALlFX9K8bro 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAz3evDpM8kd
「馬嘉欣!妳是不是沒長耳朵啊?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAbMz6bAxhsj 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAvI70rn48HA
「搞半天到底誰叫妳這樣弄的?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAh4ajvOj6E3 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANADB6LtkIVGL
她卻總是笑嘻嘻,還一臉無辜地說:「啊~我以為是這樣欸……不是喔?」8964 copyright protection39PENANAZ2Hcn2IjkG 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA1HABrhBn3q
沒脾氣的人聽了會想翻白眼,脾氣差的直接飆三字經。8964 copyright protection39PENANAo7NYl2L6c8 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAXWQzXAPIAt
但神奇的是——她從來不記仇,你今天兇她,明天她還是會坐妳旁邊問:「你早餐吃了沒~」8964 copyright protection39PENANABJEGUSkXY5 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAQhBGnD1SyI
她就是真的單純,單蠢又單心。8964 copyright protection39PENANAQHh1YsmwHW 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA1N0gqeUFem
沒有心機、沒有算計。8964 copyright protection39PENANA9x5vXgBxzd 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAHXfWjUsmwV
說壞話?她根本不知道什麼叫「拉幫結派」。8964 copyright protection39PENANArLd0o1Ree2 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANA0dSZn7TtXu
聊天時如果不小心講到誰誰誰的八卦,她還會大聲附和:「對啊我也覺得她有點問題欸~」8964 copyright protection39PENANA3aB7D8f2ZV 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAYOQiYFxagm
然後……旁邊那個人剛好就坐在她背後。8964 copyright protection39PENANAeZZ8l7cF4W 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAuiKJpptalX
或是你剛剛才跟她說:「這件事你不要講喔。」8964 copyright protection39PENANASRemQbk6Su 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAljLT0GxZox
過五分鐘她就在別人面前當著你的面重複一次:「他剛剛說你那樣不太好欸~」8964 copyright protection39PENANAArYwLYEuHZ 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANABQ5EtmVcYw
被ㄉㄧㄤ還會一臉驚訝:「啊……我以為你只是講講……」8964 copyright protection39PENANA4yZPYo5mQt 維尼43Please respect copyright.PENANAkQEdbemKEm
所以罵歸罵,氣歸氣,大家對她其實還是有點保護——因為她真的沒壞念頭,只是活在自己世界的純種生物。8964 copyright protection39PENANARVRbE6gThg 維尼
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