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No Plagiarism!X8wW0O7ppKU6pEYkz77Lposted on PENANA 開學的早晨,林屁蛋背著一個大得像裝著廚房垃圾桶的書包,腳步輕快地踏入校園。8964 copyright protection30PENANAod96CobtqE 維尼
他心情特好,因為他昨天在便利商店刮中了50塊。8964 copyright protection30PENANA4WrcD0alv8 維尼
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「今年肯定是本屁走運的一年啊!」他大喊一聲,順便還對著學校的狗雕像比了個耶。8964 copyright protection30PENANASRT4e2y8CJ 維尼
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水溝蓋不知道為什麼「炸」了起來,正好噴起的泥水命中他的大腿到下巴。開學第一天,林屁蛋的制服變成了「泥染限定版」。8964 copyright protection30PENANAVATOwtel3r 維尼
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旁邊一群學弟妹看傻了,有人偷偷舉起手機拍影片,有人已經笑到蹲下來。8964 copyright protection30PENANAZx886gS8Q4 維尼
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林屁蛋站起來拍拍褲子,很有風度地說:「沒事,這叫自帶特效登場。比你們的開場白酷多了吧。」8964 copyright protection30PENANAE8niw75ogY 維尼
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他走進校園,沒人敢靠太近。大概是怕被他帶衰,也可能是他那股神祕的「水溝蓋精華」味道。8964 copyright protection30PENANAMs3V5ydPdt 維尼
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到了教室,他剛一坐下,旁邊的同學就挪遠一點,假裝自己是透明的。8964 copyright protection30PENANAlgWcUvl9A6 維尼
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直到一個乾淨清爽的聲音響起:「你是剛才那個……炸水溝的人?」8964 copyright protection30PENANAxycACOwmOT 維尼
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林屁蛋一轉頭,看見一位長髮綁丸子頭的女生坐到他後面的位置,桌上放著一本筆記本,上面寫著:8964 copyright protection30PENANAkst3HhwOIY 維尼
文學社社員:林妙妙8964 copyright protection30PENANAvUz2Qtd19p 維尼
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「對,我是林屁蛋,請多指教。」8964 copyright protection30PENANAnA9JsMe3mz 維尼
「……這名字你爸媽真的取的嗎?」8964 copyright protection30PENANApK4pv4351p 維尼
「不,我自己改的。原名林家榮,太沒記憶點了。你想想,『屁蛋』兩個字,一聽就印象深刻吧?」8964 copyright protection30PENANAUKUsyQlLrU 維尼
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妙妙一臉不可置信:「那你一定很受歡迎。」8964 copyright protection30PENANAxrlIPuHca0 維尼
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「對,水溝蓋很喜歡我。」8964 copyright protection30PENANAqwY9KEHwtH 維尼
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她噗哧笑了出來,然後——8964 copyright protection30PENANArJDQglpytd 維尼
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老師走進來,一眼看到林屁蛋。8964 copyright protection30PENANAz5avIfBAZz 維尼
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「林家榮!你是不是又給我出事了?你還敢穿這樣來上課!站起來報告你怎麼變成泥雕的!」8964 copyright protection30PENANAebO3q8jgIB 維尼
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林屁蛋站起來,挺起胸膛說:「老師,這不是泥。這是青春的烙印。」8964 copyright protection30PENANAXdGVjFGpnI 維尼
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全班哄堂大笑。8964 copyright protection30PENANA1o1QvoRvN2 維尼
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下課時,妙妙悄悄遞給他一包濕紙巾。8964 copyright protection30PENANACjZxbqDxEo 維尼
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「喂,其實……你這樣也挺有趣的。」8964 copyright protection30PENANAC0sDlc75Jd 維尼
「是嗎?那你要不要考慮加入文學社,我需要人幫我記錄我偉大的日常。」8964 copyright protection30PENANAvjjUP5UlHV 維尼
「……考慮看看吧,屁蛋同學。」8964 copyright protection30PENANAAUQLdxCEdQ 維尼
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林屁蛋轉過身,仰望窗外的天空。8964 copyright protection30PENANAUo9qH25XBZ 維尼
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他知道,這一年注定會不平凡。8964 copyright protection30PENANAA0cvOyGnSv 維尼
雖然他還沒搞清楚為什麼水溝蓋會炸。8964 copyright protection30PENANAsGu7bpWkC8 維尼
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