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「我沒有炸,但我可能要炸出一篇文學奇蹟。」屁蛋揚起一本筆記本,上面用立可白大字寫著:8964 copyright protection33PENANA4w4aF1TK5c 維尼
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「這是你說的『反擊回憶錄』?」她問。8964 copyright protection33PENANAYN4Ju3cAFE 維尼
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妙妙沉默了一秒,「你知道康成是誰嗎?」8964 copyright protection33PENANAFJD6vAeSFb 維尼
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文學社這天第一次正式開會。全社三人:8964 copyright protection33PENANAKdg0msZpfu 維尼
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- 社長林妙妙,擅長冷眼吐槽與筆記條列。
- 副社長黃小魚,雖然才剛來,但自動坐到社長旁邊開始畫海報。
- 社員林屁蛋,全校唯一能讓校狗主動避開的男人。
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「我們要來決定今年的文學社企劃。」妙妙翻開資料夾。8964 copyright protection33PENANANsHbtpiyPr 維尼
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黃小魚一邊畫海報一邊說:「那請問他用什麼降落?」8964 copyright protection33PENANAaZJPd9dNTh 維尼
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妙妙深吸一口氣:「你們能不能正經點!文學社明年可能要參加校際創作比賽,我們要拿出像樣的作品!」8964 copyright protection33PENANAvkxRv0hHx9 維尼
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屁蛋秒閉嘴。8964 copyright protection33PENANAegPRX5zkRX 維尼
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那天,他們決定了一件事:每人一週交一次創作,題材自由,內容不限,唯一條件——不能寫太廢。8964 copyright protection33PENANAA39hqBPS1X 維尼
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他愣了一下,筆停在那。8964 copyright protection33PENANA8QPEESmYuu 維尼
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他想起了妙妙在窗邊轉筆時認真的表情,也想起了黃小魚那句「你說你想當主角」的笑語。8964 copyright protection33PENANAEiHtogHMrp 維尼
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隔天,屁蛋把這段交出去。8964 copyright protection33PENANAzBccMkppl1 維尼
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妙妙看完,眉頭微動:「你偷抄哪來的?」8964 copyright protection33PENANA6Nqtw2lL2x 維尼
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她沒說話,轉身在本子上寫了幾個字,然後遞回去。8964 copyright protection33PENANA4rgDpTbIvF 維尼
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他笑了。這是第一次,他的文字被看見,也第一次,有人願意慢慢讀他這個人。8964 copyright protection33PENANAQU7EAvbloh 維尼
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