這個題目其實是來自於當初看到S2O Taiwan時，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTi3fcCwVCd
一個美麗的誤會~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcN0VmPv6t
我以為這個S2O是什麼化學式~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsxfiwVDmc
因為SO2就是二氧化硫嘛!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy1jH35xuU
(請原諒我沒有將數字做下標)8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrav9RJpfK
但我其實後來也沒有再去查S2O是什麼意思~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNi9lO2CBCU
還是其實是S20(S二十, S Twenty)呢~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoW4Vp0TmPt
Anyway,8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQk2DbGKJn
雖然高中時是讀第二類組，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwggGKcycSg
我的化學幾乎都快忘光了~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37uVnvrrCH
大概只剩還記得前30個元素週期表的順序...8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEJQ0XhJQu
那化合物有很多，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknTyB5BgYg
因此與其說是分析跟學長有關的化合物，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBZpLpw1t9
不如說是把我還記得的化合物拼湊出來，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrzTyOmQ6V
與學長做關聯吧!
第一個選項是葡萄糖，C6H12O68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyWN6geskE
印象中，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cwlc3OMbU
葡萄糖其實是一步一步往上升的(越合越多)，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE3TC1NuDG
和果糖一樣是單醣，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MiZcTyBXT
既然有單醣，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgp62ZRizyS
就會有雙醣或以上醣類~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrFdLSbWon
而說到醣類就想到碳水化合物~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnDEuHLxjB
比方肥宅快樂水(可樂)等等~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndSX0ehACf
那因為是醣類的最小單位往上升，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VDvUJA7wF
好比藍莓學園的聯盟社，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lOvrFyNcz
需要過五關斬六將，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8vLJtRB4P
才能與四天王對決~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEFiOfexgU
我相信學長應該也是有經過這個階段吧?8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2RF2BhMkd
除此之外，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzMNM12RkN
喜歡吃零食的他，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnJyscn5mJ
一定也很常接觸碳水化合物~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeeacqY21I
再來，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3upaPUj9SM
既然是單醣，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuaTUUgEgv
有點像是學長留級三年，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8a8cHIz1n
遲遲不肯進化成雙糖或多醣體一樣~
第二個則是二氧化碳，CO28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CqR2OKR0c
雖然滅火器有很多種類型，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxZJwvkU5K
其中一種就是二氧化碳乾粉，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7iqWkNe1i
利用CO2會搶氧氣，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJ00HduGbg
導致火源失去易燃物而能滅火。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKxeAHzAK6
這讓我想到他與小學弟赤松的前輩晚輩關係~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3PO48sUcg
此外，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4Q8q31Dmp
二氧化碳如果燃燒不完全，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8A5ChJ93E
就會變成一氧化碳，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nDSrtLery
可能會引起一氧化碳中毒!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53QmwsWPna
對應赤松希望學長做什麼事情時能夠先跟他討論~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH6tc1KeKw
當然，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58oNbwR9cC
所謂的可樂，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsKmO00vIB
聽說就是水加上二氧化碳以及焦糖~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSx6lf2n3S
又是跟肥宅快樂水有關係呀!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9WPTk4MTq
不過沒有任何證據顯示學長會喜歡喝這種飲料就是...8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj2gtgLEN2
說不定他喜歡的其實是茶也說不定...
最後一個不免俗的就是一氧化二氫，H2O8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1guaJhSd9
ㄘㄟˊ~其實就是水啦!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rXPUlj82N
因為水的三態是大家最熟悉的物質不同的樣態~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKuxIR4oq2
這也是為什麼我完全不能接受有水屬性，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOE26BC8pp
怎麼可以把冰屬性另外拉出來呢?8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGI838gZka
提到冰，就會想到水的固態，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsXSQ4fbag
對應學長喜歡寒冷~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijih7fWA2Y
此外有一句諺語:水能載舟、亦能覆舟。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvzU0CCyhh
學長的個性讓一些人覺得很G8，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUC24Ci5az
又有些人覺得學長很仔細看待人際關係~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAq5txX9cX2
由於水達到沸點就會變成水蒸氣，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmjpjP24yk
把"達到沸點"這件事當作是人的精神昇華，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEEA0gRGHj
又或者是精力壯盛，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84Uv792T5g
那麼白天的學長就像是液態的水，好像攤在社辦的桌子不想動~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzW0Uh4RAh
(聯想到曬太陽的貓頭鷹融化的樣子)8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmJLcJPa0e
晚上的學長就是氣態的水，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8OmTRghfR
整個晚上都很有精神!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZk8z3drx8
戰鬥中的學長則是固態的水，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq8BkQedSd
像冰塊一樣結實且可雕塑，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnRdFeermC
好比靈活的對戰方式一樣~
分析到這邊，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEOTjUGM24
我已經把我的腦汁都絞盡了~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXa4Nanf6b
剩下的化合物就算有想到，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFokcEFaKq1
也不知道該怎麼跟學長聯想了~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLrma0Jo7w
據說有人會用氧氣來比喻心愛的人，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWAAMxjigt
就像是沒有氧氣要怎麼活那樣~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX96AiAVch
可是我覺得人際關係還是不應該這麼綁死，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELGRyRoyGZ
而且這根本就是情緒勒索嘛!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEUnLwIHrA
如果相處後發現真的不適合，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPxESH5x8c
那就好聚好散吧!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRszKzyJogj
讓我想起泰勒(Taylor)的一首歌:8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EveOCVIYF
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXwZkUUsN1
我很喜歡旋律，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94qCFzuea5
也覺得歌詞很有意思~8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dAHsjWwBR
雖然我人生中從來沒機會唱這首歌8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjK0NVtM2VI
(因為母胎單身)8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mwKZt5P91
好不容易把這首歌的歌詞背起來，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomA31b2ggD
結果我在KTV從來沒找到這首歌過...8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yCgatpnRS
儘管聽說愛情就是一系列的化學作用，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveFq8B5JbT
我大概是什麼惰性氣體，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6Xx6A7bY0
很難和其它物質發生化學反應。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlEIF6JyXh
所以人生就這樣了吧哈哈哈~
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