我望住ＣＯＷ Ｄ ＭＳＧ，點諗都唔通，識左ＪＵＤＹ雖然唔耐，但係佢既性格，係直腸直肚，有咩就講咩，烈女一名，你話同佢吹水，稱兄度弟就ＯＫ姐，而家要哄佢，仲要幫ＣＯＷ令到ＪＵＤＹ有應覺，其實都好難。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsDcd3vAMm
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係……我係Ｋ房有話過要幫ＪＵＤＹ搵返對ＣＯＷ既愛情感覺，但係都比我諗下先得架，我點會合道呢個機會黎得咁突然，中六合彩又唔見我中。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALkEM4my5j
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而我仲諗好唔好同阿琪講，不過如個比阿ＣＯＷ煩埋阿琪既話，阿琪一定會嬲我，都係唔好比佢知。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZScGysF3kX
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但係！但係我應該點做好！！！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1H0AoVxbF
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係呢個時候，我望住房既門，線視慢慢移落，望住個門鎖……門鎖……只要係向某一方向好大力擰把鎖，就可以扭壞佢再打開度門……能蟹仔……花花公子……軍師……軍師！！！係ＷＯ，可能可以搵佢幫手ＷＯ。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOK31trSY9Q
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唔好問我點解我望住把鎖會無啦啦諗到佢，我自己都唔知點解。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80nqE6nUEX
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不過，要搵一個唔比佢知道內情既方法而又可以問佢點哄女仔……咁……不如就犧牲少少啦。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRz8NGxNeY
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我：能蟹仔，有野想你幫手583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPaMraEdGQ
能蟹仔：有咩幫到手啊巴打583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW4VxvYziW
我：關於哄女仔既583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0pXtbSbKz
能蟹仔：（奸笑）583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFxBgUb2WJ
能蟹仔：阿琪啊？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBC3mXy6a1
我：你當係住先啦583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXz74FoMJG
能蟹仔：（奸笑）583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwshgYUMjQ
我：點啊583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡon4KHQKrgC
我：幫唔幫啊？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptWKUrv6eT
能蟹仔：你出到聲一定幫架583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3GFeeo6ZB
能蟹仔：想幾時？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurbupxtVV0
我：你幾時得？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VqHbbHIWl
能蟹仔：ａｎｙｔｉｍｅ 都ｒｅａｄｙ583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZUIXfaHqg
我：咁聽日？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡet3XIrOJ70
能蟹仔：駛唔駛咁急啊你583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6IzBqGkNs
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能蟹仔：就聽日啦咁583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMNPBtA7SJ
我：好啊583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtypqPLtl7D
我：不過我有個朋友都想聽埋一份583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbW3VWncUHy
我：你介唔介意？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOv2hirURF
能蟹仔：見係你，無問題583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTiyzFvxSE
約左能蟹仔後，就話左比ＣＯＷ知，佢緊係好爽快咁答應左啦，而我就繼續諗，聽日我應該點問能蟹仔點哄阿琪……唔係，應該係點樣婉轉地幫ＣＯＷ問野好。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIKrTcmLHC
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而到左另一日，我地約左係一個大排檔度見。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDwoHSE9Zi
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「男人既浪漫，豆腐火腩飯，大啤，大排檔，約係呢度傾男人野就最正。」能蟹仔好熟練咁開左支大啤，然後幫ＣＯＷ倒酒。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWHj6D6xTF
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「我少少得架拿，我唔係幾飲得。」ＣＯＷ話。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut70XPwUK4
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「飲酒唔駛飲唔飲得，最近要係有得飲就飲，明唔明啊。」能蟹仔一副專家上身咁話。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH5dCUJkp1
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「硬頸牛，你自己黎拿ＷＯ，大家咁熟就唔招呼你拿。」我聽到佢咁講後笑左笑回應佢。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjvMNb8YB0
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「係呢，我想問女仔要點哄架？」嘩，阿ＣＯＷ，都未開始食野你就入正題，而且，頭先未同你講左今日要扮係我問野，而你係旁邊聽，而家你咁心急，咁未比能蟹仔知道係你想知囉。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdrER2rPkb
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而能蟹仔見到阿ＣＯＷ咁問，笑左笑話：「你都幾急下架ＷＯ。」佢食左幾舊肉後，再飲啖酒話：「女人要哄唔難，最緊要係你睇唔睇得出佢要你哄既時機。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KNKhUVh7a
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「時機？」我同阿ＣＯＷ同時問。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWFQFzAa0g
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「緊係啦，唔係你以為一味哄就有用架拿。」能蟹仔講完後伸出左三隻手指對住我地，然後話：「你地要知道三點，女人最想比咩野人哄？女人咩野時候想人哄佢？女人最想人哄佢Ｄ咩？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0drloC4qov
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「願聞其詳。」我地兩隻牛話。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkBd1yJAfW
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「女人最想比自己覺得岩ＦＥＥＬ既人哄，無論係未得米，又或者得左米，甚至好朋友，剛剛識既人，如果佢地對果個人無ＦＥＥＬ，就算點樣哄都好，係一眾女人眼中都只會覺得果Ｄ人口花花，嚴重既，佢地只會覺得睇緊馬騮戲。」能蟹仔話，然我地聽到津津有味咁食緊面前Ｄ野。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VYxrOh5cg
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「女人想比人哄既時候，佢地會明示或者暗示，明示做出面係想你地令到佢地更開心，暗示係想你地哄返佢開心，當然啦，呢段等人哄既時間係會慢慢冷卻，而如果你係佢地冷卻後先哄返佢，佢地就會話你地不識情趣，呆板，總之所有唔好既野都會標籤係你身上。」我地含住啖飯表示認同。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvhW6H3cKG
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「而女人點解想比人哄，原因唔係只為左想開心咁簡單，而係想知道自己係果個人心目中既地位去到邊度，因為就好似頭先講既第一點咁，女人只會比岩ＦＥＥＬ既人哄，所以，佢地都想係呢班岩ＦＥＥＬ既人當中有一定既地位，但如果佢地覺得地位不保既話，咁就，ＯＯＰＳ，ＧＯＯＤＢＹＥ。」能蟹仔講完後，望一望眼前既空碟話：「你地兩條友你食野定問野架？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNlDr3XnxB
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「兩樣都係。」我地兩隻牛傻笑話。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6VHbCZII9
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