「牛兄,點解你身邊既朋友咁雖要幫望架,上次COW係咁,而家就到阿琪。」我聽到能蟹既說話後,只係笑左一笑回應,心諗,你條友仔上次都唔係幫得好多忙,今次唔好揹亂檔就得。420Please respect copyright.PENANAGy6Mjuxd5S
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而坐係我旁邊既阿琪,全程只係面帶笑容,但睇得出,佢對能蟹呢個人有少少不安,佢襯能蟹傾緊電造話,就係我耳邊問我:「佢係未人係得架?」420Please respect copyright.PENANAcOJqGmgdwM
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我都唔係咁樂觀咁答佢:「有咩事我補鑊囉。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAdKnZPSxeVI
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「你話架。」阿琪話。420Please respect copyright.PENANAESfdhzj6wj
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「係啊。」我答。420Please respect copyright.PENANAnUMXIUdVmI
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「你地傾緊咩野傾得咁開心?」能蟹佢講完電話問我地。420Please respect copyright.PENANAkEcELeMZRN
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「無,我地傾緊要點樣做先可以令到阿富死心姐。」我同阿琪異口同聲答。420Please respect copyright.PENANAM7MHsoM7Bp
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而能蟹聽到我地咁講後,就擺出一個好專家既表情,然後話:「要一個人死心,就要佢覺得對住妳好累。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAM6awLZpPLV
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阿琪聽到後嗤笑左一下,「你要我同佢鬥邊個快累先啊,我已經比佢煩到好累,如果真係咁既話,我認輸好過。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAq70olnYyQb
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能蟹聽到阿琪既說話後,不停咁搖頭,然後答:「妳覺得累,係因為妳接發球,佢下下開個ACE球過黎,妳都去接佢,咁一定累啦。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAQPZIn4K0qv
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「咁唔通唔接啊。」阿琪話。420Please respect copyright.PENANAk56CtRwMSz
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「就係要妳唔接,妳要話比佢知道,而加妳唔係佢比賽既對手。」能蟹講完後,我同阿琪一齊問:「咁係D咩?」420Please respect copyright.PENANAr7SD1RSnUf
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「妳要記住,妳係球證,妳唔駛接發球架,佢無論開咩野球,妳只要宣判出界咁未得囉。」能蟹說得一副理所當然。420Please respect copyright.PENANA7iTJutZ9z6
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「姐係點?」阿琪問。420Please respect copyright.PENANAnjwDenuSnj
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「當佢無到,唔好應佢,又話者更直接串9佢。」能蟹今次講得又好有道現,但呢條友仔次次講就講得好聽,做又係另一回事。420Please respect copyright.PENANA06GyezHBij
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「但係,我做到咁絕既話,未搞到連朋友都無得做。」阿琪講完後,換到能蟹嗤笑左一下,「妳未撚天真啦,情愛既野,岩就一齊唔岩就拜拜,仲做咩野朋友啊,收兵就糾兵啦死港女。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAtqapf1l7Lp
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我聽到能蟹呢句後眼都突出黎,估唔到佢會咁講,而我望一望阿琪,佢己經發緊嬲話:「第一,我唔係死港女,第二,我係唔會收兵,第三,我係真心想佢做朋友,但無奈係想做我條仔。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAkBDvsHBvLi
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「咁無得怨架呢D,天意係咁就咁,個阿富都講到明,如果做唔到情人,就會變成敵人,妳自己都知架。」能蟹講完後,雖然名琪好唔忿氣,但係佢都認同能蟹既講法。420Please respect copyright.PENANAG55FKWNNA4
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現埸開始有少少尷尬,我唯有開聲拉D野講。420Please respect copyright.PENANAWsreqiGWkv
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「我地都係想為件事姐,不如傾下回樣做好唔好?」我知我呢句好廢,但我真心諗唔到有咩野講。420Please respect copyright.PENANAdSAIOuN0qS
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「我地真係要扮一拍拖?」能蟹問,而阿琪開聲答果陣,佢阻止左阿琪然後話:「我係問你,阿牛。」420Please respect copyright.PENANA1XJ2Zoxcsr
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「唔係同我啊,你同阿琪啊。」我急住澄清話,然後能蟹反左下白眼講:「我知啊仆街,我係想問你,捨得我同阿琪扮拍拖咩?」420Please respect copyright.PENANAwlE8mFMZgv
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佢突然咁樣一問,我只係吱吾左一下答佢:「……可以啊。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAm8FDAMGDLg
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能蟹露出左一副佩服既目光,「我欣賞你,阿琪,妳執到啦,我個好兄弟對妳咁好。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAubbmgYBR6u
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而阿琪就好唔忿氣咁話:「呢點我唔駛你講都知啦。」420Please respect copyright.PENANA69TbO1yNMN
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「咁姐係大家都答應合作啦?」能蟹問我地。420Please respect copyright.PENANAiiaMm4ocen
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「係。」阿琪答,然後望一望我,我同阿琪四目相對後,點一點頭,「……好。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAJaJgKRgz7S
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「好,咁事先聲明,我地兩個只係扮,唔會黎真,而且亦唔會對相方產生愛慕。」能蟹講出協議條件。420Please respect copyright.PENANAXYKdjFqbVb
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「當然啦。」阿琪用好肯定既語氣問,而我亦都好用力咁點頭。420Please respect copyright.PENANAfa8teMAUbb
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「好!就等我諗下點樣全力打擊阿富既信心啦!」能蟹仔既吶喊之下,開始左扮情人既計劃。420Please respect copyright.PENANAe5IP35N6vJ