我望住ＣＯＷ Ｄ ＭＳＧ，點諗都唔通，識左ＪＵＤＹ雖然唔耐，但係佢既性格，係直腸直肚，有咩就講咩，烈女一名，你話同佢吹水，稱兄度弟就ＯＫ姐，而家要哄佢，仲要幫ＣＯＷ令到ＪＵＤＹ有應覺，其實都好難。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviwxx03WD5
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係……我係Ｋ房有話過要幫ＪＵＤＹ搵返對ＣＯＷ既愛情感覺，但係都比我諗下先得架，我點會合道呢個機會黎得咁突然，中六合彩又唔見我中。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGWleyZV4q
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而我仲諗好唔好同阿琪講，不過如個比阿ＣＯＷ煩埋阿琪既話，阿琪一定會嬲我，都係唔好比佢知。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9VGRRlX9s
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但係！但係我應該點做好！！！601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wldxdLypL
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係呢個時候，我望住房既門，線視慢慢移落，望住個門鎖……門鎖……只要係向某一方向好大力擰把鎖，就可以扭壞佢再打開度門……能蟹仔……花花公子……軍師……軍師！！！係ＷＯ，可能可以搵佢幫手ＷＯ。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgTPp3Eeft
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唔好問我點解我望住把鎖會無啦啦諗到佢，我自己都唔知點解。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv14S398UV
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不過，要搵一個唔比佢知道內情既方法而又可以問佢點哄女仔……咁……不如就犧牲少少啦。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVxhMhytXF
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我：能蟹仔，有野想你幫手601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBgVYZYzTu
能蟹仔：有咩幫到手啊巴打601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KZp7rZHWm
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能蟹仔：阿琪啊？601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqEQBGcBER
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能蟹仔：想幾時？601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufVi0Y9G6Z
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能蟹仔：ａｎｙｔｉｍｅ 都ｒｅａｄｙ601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8AP2s24Ms
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能蟹仔：駛唔駛咁急啊你601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lqSdSi697
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能蟹仔：就聽日啦咁601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVkOCPnHTK
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能蟹仔：見係你，無問題601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7qlPUhnND
約左能蟹仔後，就話左比ＣＯＷ知，佢緊係好爽快咁答應左啦，而我就繼續諗，聽日我應該點問能蟹仔點哄阿琪……唔係，應該係點樣婉轉地幫ＣＯＷ問野好。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFrpkAlHp1
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而到左另一日，我地約左係一個大排檔度見。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbtOs2Lxh5
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「男人既浪漫，豆腐火腩飯，大啤，大排檔，約係呢度傾男人野就最正。」能蟹仔好熟練咁開左支大啤，然後幫ＣＯＷ倒酒。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7y6livzDG
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「我少少得架拿，我唔係幾飲得。」ＣＯＷ話。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqptshbskb
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「飲酒唔駛飲唔飲得，最近要係有得飲就飲，明唔明啊。」能蟹仔一副專家上身咁話。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisPTmPQg2F
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「硬頸牛，你自己黎拿ＷＯ，大家咁熟就唔招呼你拿。」我聽到佢咁講後笑左笑回應佢。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9b1Lu58r3
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「係呢，我想問女仔要點哄架？」嘩，阿ＣＯＷ，都未開始食野你就入正題，而且，頭先未同你講左今日要扮係我問野，而你係旁邊聽，而家你咁心急，咁未比能蟹仔知道係你想知囉。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk2GMJPdMK
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而能蟹仔見到阿ＣＯＷ咁問，笑左笑話：「你都幾急下架ＷＯ。」佢食左幾舊肉後，再飲啖酒話：「女人要哄唔難，最緊要係你睇唔睇得出佢要你哄既時機。」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wd4CS51Zx
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「時機？」我同阿ＣＯＷ同時問。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHJKTvU4z5
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「緊係啦，唔係你以為一味哄就有用架拿。」能蟹仔講完後伸出左三隻手指對住我地，然後話：「你地要知道三點，女人最想比咩野人哄？女人咩野時候想人哄佢？女人最想人哄佢Ｄ咩？」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpWiFjUUqo
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「願聞其詳。」我地兩隻牛話。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Y8yFDQ9lD
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「女人最想比自己覺得岩ＦＥＥＬ既人哄，無論係未得米，又或者得左米，甚至好朋友，剛剛識既人，如果佢地對果個人無ＦＥＥＬ，就算點樣哄都好，係一眾女人眼中都只會覺得果Ｄ人口花花，嚴重既，佢地只會覺得睇緊馬騮戲。」能蟹仔話，然我地聽到津津有味咁食緊面前Ｄ野。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtUILIsbMu
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「女人想比人哄既時候，佢地會明示或者暗示，明示做出面係想你地令到佢地更開心，暗示係想你地哄返佢開心，當然啦，呢段等人哄既時間係會慢慢冷卻，而如果你係佢地冷卻後先哄返佢，佢地就會話你地不識情趣，呆板，總之所有唔好既野都會標籤係你身上。」我地含住啖飯表示認同。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgodV86P9H
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「而女人點解想比人哄，原因唔係只為左想開心咁簡單，而係想知道自己係果個人心目中既地位去到邊度，因為就好似頭先講既第一點咁，女人只會比岩ＦＥＥＬ既人哄，所以，佢地都想係呢班岩ＦＥＥＬ既人當中有一定既地位，但如果佢地覺得地位不保既話，咁就，ＯＯＰＳ，ＧＯＯＤＢＹＥ。」能蟹仔講完後，望一望眼前既空碟話：「你地兩條友你食野定問野架？」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlu3FsW18m
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「兩樣都係。」我地兩隻牛傻笑話。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShcNPRaPsj
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