我望住ＣＯＷ Ｄ ＭＳＧ，點諗都唔通，識左ＪＵＤＹ雖然唔耐，但係佢既性格，係直腸直肚，有咩就講咩，烈女一名，你話同佢吹水，稱兄度弟就ＯＫ姐，而家要哄佢，仲要幫ＣＯＷ令到ＪＵＤＹ有應覺，其實都好難。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmgcwBpE9Z
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係……我係Ｋ房有話過要幫ＪＵＤＹ搵返對ＣＯＷ既愛情感覺，但係都比我諗下先得架，我點會合道呢個機會黎得咁突然，中六合彩又唔見我中。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRP7iOg0PB6
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而我仲諗好唔好同阿琪講，不過如個比阿ＣＯＷ煩埋阿琪既話，阿琪一定會嬲我，都係唔好比佢知。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAy54q9Gkb
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但係！但係我應該點做好！！！645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kPRk2Rf9Z
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係呢個時候，我望住房既門，線視慢慢移落，望住個門鎖……門鎖……只要係向某一方向好大力擰把鎖，就可以扭壞佢再打開度門……能蟹仔……花花公子……軍師……軍師！！！係ＷＯ，可能可以搵佢幫手ＷＯ。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAcjMYN9XE
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唔好問我點解我望住把鎖會無啦啦諗到佢，我自己都唔知點解。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOXfN4v7QM
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不過，要搵一個唔比佢知道內情既方法而又可以問佢點哄女仔……咁……不如就犧牲少少啦。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v0miKEfZx
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我：能蟹仔，有野想你幫手645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxcWJ0Oy6M
能蟹仔：有咩幫到手啊巴打645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5UWiCpLcN
我：關於哄女仔既645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vQVdwUbHz
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能蟹仔：阿琪啊？645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ1B0Nzptr
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我：點啊645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFsPlwPoGy
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能蟹仔：你出到聲一定幫架645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwur5beu13
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能蟹仔：ａｎｙｔｉｍｅ 都ｒｅａｄｙ645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh6DS6ymub
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能蟹仔：駛唔駛咁急啊你645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ENgrMisVB
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能蟹仔：就聽日啦咁645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcCS2y2R4o
我：好啊645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA2GHxn6k9
我：不過我有個朋友都想聽埋一份645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeU77Lcn5x
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約左能蟹仔後，就話左比ＣＯＷ知，佢緊係好爽快咁答應左啦，而我就繼續諗，聽日我應該點問能蟹仔點哄阿琪……唔係，應該係點樣婉轉地幫ＣＯＷ問野好。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVurGyrm2jH
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而到左另一日，我地約左係一個大排檔度見。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeJWhUFZ3M
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「男人既浪漫，豆腐火腩飯，大啤，大排檔，約係呢度傾男人野就最正。」能蟹仔好熟練咁開左支大啤，然後幫ＣＯＷ倒酒。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9A2aeo2Z0
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「我少少得架拿，我唔係幾飲得。」ＣＯＷ話。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuo4l4PlDp
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「飲酒唔駛飲唔飲得，最近要係有得飲就飲，明唔明啊。」能蟹仔一副專家上身咁話。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVd1TvPCK7
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「硬頸牛，你自己黎拿ＷＯ，大家咁熟就唔招呼你拿。」我聽到佢咁講後笑左笑回應佢。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ClNq7i82s
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「係呢，我想問女仔要點哄架？」嘩，阿ＣＯＷ，都未開始食野你就入正題，而且，頭先未同你講左今日要扮係我問野，而你係旁邊聽，而家你咁心急，咁未比能蟹仔知道係你想知囉。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzMAnJhY5e
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而能蟹仔見到阿ＣＯＷ咁問，笑左笑話：「你都幾急下架ＷＯ。」佢食左幾舊肉後，再飲啖酒話：「女人要哄唔難，最緊要係你睇唔睇得出佢要你哄既時機。」645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTIaUEnLQw
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「時機？」我同阿ＣＯＷ同時問。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8a9jbPkKo
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「緊係啦，唔係你以為一味哄就有用架拿。」能蟹仔講完後伸出左三隻手指對住我地，然後話：「你地要知道三點，女人最想比咩野人哄？女人咩野時候想人哄佢？女人最想人哄佢Ｄ咩？」645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXeVtUozvu
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「願聞其詳。」我地兩隻牛話。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYiK5eI3hy
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「女人最想比自己覺得岩ＦＥＥＬ既人哄，無論係未得米，又或者得左米，甚至好朋友，剛剛識既人，如果佢地對果個人無ＦＥＥＬ，就算點樣哄都好，係一眾女人眼中都只會覺得果Ｄ人口花花，嚴重既，佢地只會覺得睇緊馬騮戲。」能蟹仔話，然我地聽到津津有味咁食緊面前Ｄ野。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcehw6OpYJj
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「女人想比人哄既時候，佢地會明示或者暗示，明示做出面係想你地令到佢地更開心，暗示係想你地哄返佢開心，當然啦，呢段等人哄既時間係會慢慢冷卻，而如果你係佢地冷卻後先哄返佢，佢地就會話你地不識情趣，呆板，總之所有唔好既野都會標籤係你身上。」我地含住啖飯表示認同。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YZ5pR2JVk
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「而女人點解想比人哄，原因唔係只為左想開心咁簡單，而係想知道自己係果個人心目中既地位去到邊度，因為就好似頭先講既第一點咁，女人只會比岩ＦＥＥＬ既人哄，所以，佢地都想係呢班岩ＦＥＥＬ既人當中有一定既地位，但如果佢地覺得地位不保既話，咁就，ＯＯＰＳ，ＧＯＯＤＢＹＥ。」能蟹仔講完後，望一望眼前既空碟話：「你地兩條友你食野定問野架？」645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMlVi7PbOh
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「兩樣都係。」我地兩隻牛傻笑話。645Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQixMrkeHFx
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