最近除左多左七三廿一係我朋友圈出現外,仲有一個人係我開網上交友世界出現。430Please respect copyright.PENANA0NOuacdwuO
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果個就係老牛大人……430Please respect copyright.PENANAAgoRqw2Gn7
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唔知各位既朋友係會點應付自己既阿爸阿媽無啦啦問你,「阿仔,我ADD你FACEBOOK點解你唔ACCEPT既?」又或者,「我FOLLOW你IG你無理我WO。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAVhIw7PMxtX
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當然佢地係未用英文講就要睇佢地既文化水平,不過係呢D情況下,你地會唔會ADD?430Please respect copyright.PENANAeXxPGOghZh
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我就係老牛大人煩到我傻既情況下,ADD左佢既FACEBOOK同IG,不過好彩,我都唔多用呢兩舊野,只係得閒用黎睇下其他人D人先開個ACCOUNT。430Please respect copyright.PENANAtQp6pQbx2i
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所以,我係安全,只不過……我D朋友唔安全……430Please respect copyright.PENANAIcTYYCvjRb
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其中一個就係能蟹,好死唔死老牛大人經我既FACEBOOK搵到佢既ACCOUNT仲要ADD埋,我見到共同朋友多左佢後,內心只係一臉既無奈。430Please respect copyright.PENANAjENBPZJUVT
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你地可能會問,咁阿琪既FACEBOOK呢?可能大家要失望下,因為阿琪係唔玩FACEBOOK,因為佢話過佢試過玩,但係好多狗公ADD佢然後不停日日煩佢,所以最後佢只有放棄。430Please respect copyright.PENANAyvjPjrgiU1
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不過老牛大人ADD左能蟹既事都好大鑊,因為能蟹有時會POST我地跑步或者去飲野既相上去,仲要SET 左PUBLIC,姐係所有人都睇到。430Please respect copyright.PENANAH4GmLSAZvM
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所以有一次,老牛大人見我得閒,佢坐左係我旁邊問:「阿仔啊,呢個係未你鍾意果個阿琪啊?」一聽到佢咁問,我成個人都彈起左衝去佢部電話一睇,係啊,果個係阿琪,不過,其實老牛大人係見過阿琪,而且佢都知少少,點解要扮晒野問呢?430Please respect copyright.PENANAjgwmuE49Hb
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我回望一下老牛大人賊笑既樣,就知佢係有心咁做,「老牛大人,點解你會有呢張相架?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAOeyaGoSfqY
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「無,我係你朋友既FACEBOOK搵到。」老牛大人好得戚咁話。430Please respect copyright.PENANA1i7d2H30v6
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「邊個朋友呢?」我問,我果陣仲未知佢有ADD能蟹既FACEBOOK,而老牛大人一比我睇,真係網上既世界真係要小心D。430Please respect copyright.PENANAHd1vv9uPpB
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而老牛大人好語重心長問:「阿仔,呢個就係你一直等緊既女仔?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAKllPOMOvaf
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我回答:「我識左佢半年多少少咋。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAGvSBqou2LU
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「我係問你,呢個係未你一直等緊既女仔?」老牛大人又問。430Please respect copyright.PENANApBZoazY3c2
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而我今次,點一點頭。430Please respect copyright.PENANAf06V5DDWE5
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「仲等緊?平時見你都為左呢個女仔時兒開心時兒愁,你小心D啊。」點解而家連老牛大人都係咁講。430Please respect copyright.PENANAro6Yt3wH0X
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我唔多想理佢,只係隨意回應一佢話:「你唔清楚成件事就唔好下定論啦,我大個識諗架拿。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA6X9DDcllCJ
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老牛大人就好認真咁話:「你係先好,雖然我教你要耐心咁等,但係有時,都要心水清,知道自己既斤兩啊。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA33kE24eN5j
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下!?突然唔係好明老牛大人既說話,所以我不解地望住佢,而老牛大人都好直接咁講:「人地如果唔鍾意你,可能係你本身自己既問題啊,傻仔。」430Please respect copyright.PENANACu4LCbFUjk
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頂!原來到最後佢都係睇死自己個仔追唔到自己鍾意既人……430Please respect copyright.PENANASZNbV1l3sM