接落黎呢一個星期我每晚都會同阿琪一齊,去行街、睇鞋、去超級市場買日用品同零食。我發覺阿琪都好師奶仔,好少可見佢同其他人講化妝既野,甚至係一個女仔扮靚既說話都好少同人講,但只要係講邊度有得食,點煮果件野先好食,邊度D食材平,佢就可以好多野講。783Please respect copyright.PENANAPGiHwrcIx5
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所以漸漸地我都會直接叫佢做師奶仔,而佢聽到我咁叫佢都好受落。783Please respect copyright.PENANA4icuB0llsr
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每一晚同阿琪既快樂時光,都令到我成個人傻笑得好嚴重,嚴重到係果種幸福係旁邊既人一睇到就知。783Please respect copyright.PENANAXPsITPSwqy
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今晚,我就同阿琪買完野後同佢食埋糖水先返,又係食到個人傻下傻下咁返家,傻笑住咁開左度門,然後……783Please respect copyright.PENANA4VxJu6isGF
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「都叫你個死仔咁夜返黎就細聲D啦,嘈成你娘親啊。」阿老牛大人又無啦啦係我身後出現。783Please respect copyright.PENANAeBLhU0CKI2
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「老牛大人,你下下咁係我後面嚇我,我會嚇死架。」我無佢咁好氣咁講。783Please respect copyright.PENANATwHjZrOZWP
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「係咁容易嚇死就好,未晚晚見你傻下傻下咁款,點解呢排,成日同女仔去街啊。」老牛大人,唔係一出夜街就係同女仔去既,不過我又真係晚晚同阿琪去街。783Please respect copyright.PENANAwCQm3rnovM
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「你未咁多事啦。」我笑住咁講。783Please respect copyright.PENANAm23JSQT9Zy
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「笑得咁淫賤一定係同女仔去街啦。」老牛大人用理直氣壯既語他講。783Please respect copyright.PENANAa0mCqJIFPu
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「咩野淫賤啊又……」我無奈咁望住佢。783Please respect copyright.PENANAGeMoykyvVQ
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而佢唔知係度搵緊D咩,直到搵到個袋仔後,遞比我話:「拎住防身啦。」783Please respect copyright.PENANAgnF8GwvP2y
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我接過左個袋,然後望一望入面問:「咩黎架?」783Please respect copyright.PENANAdgcTH4dOA0
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就係我見到係D咩果陣,老牛大人就話:「避孕套啊!搞野果陣記得帶啊!」783Please respect copyright.PENANAyMZ2cWowRr
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我聽到老牛大人咁大聲,就叫佢:「未咁大聲啦你……阿媽訓左架……」783Please respect copyright.PENANAVkV3hgn5Eg
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「你娘親一訓就好難先醒架啦,駛咩驚。」咁你又叫我唔好咁大聲嘈醒阿媽……783Please respect copyright.PENANA9iQH33ynKg
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我扔返D避孕套比老牛大人,然後佢話:「仲咩啊?唔要啊?自己有?」783Please respect copyright.PENANAOW4mJ3syPK
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「邊有阿爸叫自己個仔帶備避孕套同人去街架……」我又好無奈咁話。783Please respect copyright.PENANAFr1Yhe43X5
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「又係WO,我想抱孫應該叫你中出人地架WO。」「老牛大人!」783Please respect copyright.PENANApfqbnkECXK
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老牛大人聽到後大笑左幾下話:「咁就試到你係同女仔去街啦。」783Please respect copyright.PENANAiUZGWoPGsb
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「你……你未理啦,夜拿,去訓啦。」我推住佢入房。783Please respect copyright.PENANAYShhskCG7g
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「我起身痾夜尿啊死仔,你比我去埋先啦。」老牛大人講完就急急腳行去洗手間。783Please respect copyright.PENANAtmHU9clP4S
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年紀都咁大就咁健步如飛,而且……我望一望個袋避孕套,都唔知好嬲定好笑好,而係呢個時侯,有個短訊響起,我睇一睇,係一個新群組既MSG,呢個群組係未見過,我諗我係比人拉人去。783Please respect copyright.PENANAxEV8xuRjha
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金姐:去打邊爐好唔好啊?783Please respect copyright.PENANABY7jpPLTSY
呂晨:好啊~我最鐘意打邊爐(心心眼)783Please respect copyright.PENANApEcbFEXgDv
艾倫:WELL~想去邊間?話我知783Please respect copyright.PENANAfo3Tktx1mV
阿富:我加左阿牛入黎拿783Please respect copyright.PENANAHal7uMaVAu
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呢幾個係我入左個GROUP後見到個MSG,我開一開呢個GROUP既SETTING 睇下有D咩人係入面,大部份都係我識既人,但有幾個狗公係入面,仲有,阿琪都係入面,然後,我收到阿琪既MSG。783Please respect copyright.PENANAdUDYXfqOpa
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阿琪:你入左GROUP拿783Please respect copyright.PENANAaVw6wCBKio
我:係啊,好似係阿富加我783Please respect copyright.PENANAtofStag42c
阿琪:好野,係我叫佢加你架783Please respect copyright.PENANAOcVzXCJIHe
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我望住部電話係度傻笑,而唔知幾時,老牛大人原來係我旁邊,望住我睇住部電話,「慘拿,生左個傻仔出黎……」783Please respect copyright.PENANAOAjZEBoyaP
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「夜拿返去訓啦……」我無奈咁望住佢。783Please respect copyright.PENANAsuamC3N26v
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「知拿……」老牛大人慢慢行入房,「記得拎D避孕套啊,一次用一個好拿。」783Please respect copyright.PENANAcp8VFvYWlC
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「痴線,留返你同阿媽用啦。」我笑住反駁。783Please respect copyright.PENANAUtB4dd0Zr2
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「你呢句先痴線。」老牛大人笑笑口講。783Please respect copyright.PENANA3VImYHC1A4