「望咩啫你。」956Please respect copyright.PENANAlhP5nr1GC6
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這句毫不浪漫,沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話,卻成了我們的開場白。956Please respect copyright.PENANABK7pBYLHcj
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時間要退帶一點,我要先自我介紹一下。956Please respect copyright.PENANAmnJO5NlOUx
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我叫方禮賢,一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。956Please respect copyright.PENANAaPgV892Ewl
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當然,除了我沒有六尺高之外,還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動,沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。956Please respect copyright.PENANAlL6aheYKcA
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其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢,應該和我十二歲那場大病有關,我也忘了是什麼病,總之是類似氣管收縮,只有躺臥床上才能呼吸,一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。956Please respect copyright.PENANADlj2Sr7d6u
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結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期,差點連畢業禮也去不成。956Please respect copyright.PENANA1Los5rgj6h
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怪不得我運動那麼差,練不成傳說中張家輝的身材,原來有原因的。956Please respect copyright.PENANAwXXzdm1Jax
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可是老媽總是說,我練不成好身材,根本就是懶,那個病在中一時早就好了啦。956Please respect copyright.PENANAxP6D4cnSZv
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喔,是嗎?956Please respect copyright.PENANARfGCrRRhXP
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好吧,我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶,平日最喜歡就是躲在家中,什麼地方都不去,然後一口汽水、一口薯片,一邊大笑地看電影。956Please respect copyright.PENANAVIPASLwAKL
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什麼叫人生享受? 這就是人生享受!956Please respect copyright.PENANANFAUaYstDT
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「阿賢,你咁嘅樣,邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊?」每次看到我這個模樣,母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。956Please respect copyright.PENANAHqVSIt3fEh
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這個時候,我總是開玩笑地說:「媽,女仔唔係睇『樣子』,係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」956Please respect copyright.PENANAIEv425Fs2o
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後來,我才發現,在香港,根本連「搵食」都不容易。956Please respect copyright.PENANAFUc9q8fVDT
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我記得,曾經網絡上流傳一段句:956Please respect copyright.PENANAUzpynW1vjp
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生,容易。956Please respect copyright.PENANAW0QnEoLECs
活,容易。956Please respect copyright.PENANAdX4UrK3IKZ
生活,不容易。956Please respect copyright.PENANAYYBtIOe5Hj
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如果套用在香港,那就是:956Please respect copyright.PENANAKiUS6I3Exx
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生:容易。956Please respect copyright.PENANApAUlWFFK7H
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在香港生活:FUCK OFF956Please respect copyright.PENANAoBxuWb4FQ9
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「媽,女仔唔係睇樣子,係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」956Please respect copyright.PENANA0H1eXREF1t
「仔,如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你,乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩?」956Please respect copyright.PENANAN6YSTqGNM4
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