「望咩啫你。」1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GkC2um7Tg
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOrvt5aRUT
這句毫不浪漫，沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話，卻成了我們的開場白。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpUqsr04tH
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1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUbMxE1AMM
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1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEgtzZToub
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1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk7e58qRpl
時間要退帶一點，我要先自我介紹一下。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUHE5am7TS
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx1qOggxrF
我叫方禮賢，一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbpXRO9Fqy
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs9oB4G6Lf
當然，除了我沒有六尺高之外，還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動，沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77iKeLXi8g
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ37KF6n6V
其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢，應該和我十二歲那場大病有關，我也忘了是什麼病，總之是類似氣管收縮，只有躺臥床上才能呼吸，一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH9kli62pJ
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvax2dsh8W
結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期，差點連畢業禮也去不成。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCrKOeMQfS
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IRE78gV7F
怪不得我運動那麼差，練不成傳說中張家輝的身材，原來有原因的。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhamKODvL2f
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzqws5HgS1
可是老媽總是說，我練不成好身材，根本就是懶，那個病在中一時早就好了啦。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRmeYRkClW
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喔，是嗎？1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgOk4q9Iis
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBxz5wpvR3
好吧，我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶，平日最喜歡就是躲在家中，什麼地方都不去，然後一口汽水、一口薯片，一邊大笑地看電影。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1QwkEOAU0
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRdpQnBftI
什麼叫人生享受？ 這就是人生享受！1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfBLQeoYHC
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHWNdITrwn
「阿賢，你咁嘅樣，邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊？」每次看到我這個模樣，母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDopdTWZEuk
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthcT7y3PG6
這個時候，我總是開玩笑地說：「媽，女仔唔係睇『樣子』，係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeZeXbw0hu
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後來，我才發現，在香港，根本連「搵食」都不容易。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEegp1Ix9JG
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn9QIfFJu1
我記得，曾經網絡上流傳一段句：1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lfHsfVHia
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamVPo4V8RY
生，容易。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZBjeiqG7g
活，容易。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyV5xpkZdC
生活，不容易。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0vrwF6Xd7
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHZmUlfVtt
如果套用在香港，那就是：1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPyMMiyqmn
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHPZfw3qMf
生：容易。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uyrxgkXx0
活：容易。1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRQLgiFdru
在香港生活：FUCK OFF1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyctMXws7p
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1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmVQNoZZkV
1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBnM6grqGM
「媽，女仔唔係睇樣子，係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJlWzb9g9J
「仔，如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你，乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩？」1042Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ15iLTv1Eo
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