「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPLrrXZCaM
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yAYocYAqx
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaiHvjPEFP
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv5ltR5c9O
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbcQTNoRPh
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「我聽唔明。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXdZwwB8nJ
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAqE3xfC9q
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyIOroWcI1
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這個原因，遲點會說。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMvpjMigEQ
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoSWWKO8r6
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B8bUEtyDf
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEbOiVDg0l
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10j1wNQp7N
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9xpjZ5fZp
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFgClDftwO
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe51xzVcI0
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9isGwOYf0
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqwcUKrR0P
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR17Vo8i9ul
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0xhRz31ZQ
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf67rDceqA
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowZ30zDUbV
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbf3asCJmd
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE8ytJ1ISy
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡri9UZIzqC7
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz9FGi8MfH
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1qi7NwNhP
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAQbsuIKmA
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qkPAleWWY
就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VjylaxyZH
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世事往往難以預料。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ywKT0fzn5
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzLinbbRTz
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIgXgGLiML
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是的，真的那麼剛好。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsg5erStq5y
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC02OkoPLAv
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHyIvWtcdh
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ghFoHVzeJ
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUJ9EJIeVd
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBJxwqEuzF
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcen0rNFeA
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RXodGkFsa
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihYOUDb2u5
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIBxlLvYG5
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjCU1eiX7u
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi50YUId73D
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXuWAzP5M9
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49FwrlLnaW
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoi2CkvCCb
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY501qiKGK
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「唔信！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RPqRDBtst
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF2gylQZFH
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPWnhmIsOI
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbPJTAT4LZ
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicDIM1Yscp
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「咩點？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBfdzzh5bE
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「佢無打你咩？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgH2MlTesai
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28o6Fv6Ogv
那麼奇怪？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6J565Ebgl
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYklMqRkWk
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnDlROQCyR
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgi5wYoqubS
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9xudoUnDv
「係咁就原諒你？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15lwy1XjIc
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJo4QINXhk
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yeV0bhq4H
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iYPpWjbmT
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOOAFdv5EY
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmoo5W00BB
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算了。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmvDkwYg3c
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpQsuSHRbP
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETGNkaW7J8
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsy9Nu5zxZ
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ekc2mGryX
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUxxBW3Jl7
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH7lyPgg6Q
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可是他……626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfNESJNHzC
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我該怎麼說呢？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I7YqqPhiL
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUV4ToNRbN0
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQdYjDAUwA
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雖然動機未明。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MBBUfXpdi
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwovElDWjs
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6goMxoe87
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzA4pYNAhT
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeaYzEQklq
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gx048JMPS
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4qCZ4bXZL
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18gJg4Mi0a
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5gu6VA2om
而是「Chloe我幹你」。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2e8nZN2uT
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我說了，不原諒還好。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKq4J9jcbb
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UBfSCKRVF
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn70oVP4Hgn
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBflaW9Bw7
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QWw1C7oDA
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfW6AueTdU
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgATsbP2NX
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0MrrTF42h
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpQXxIcCW8
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrzrfyQgBJ
所以？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MmywwgEGw
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmTC3MsFVc
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGktzvRtQQz
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV5HptwvoH
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkl2A3fHpl
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVTWS0sujw
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVI5aMdQ7zy
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJwkv0atVm
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1B7Fdtpvl
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZHTgLbWTv
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxfjvyGOww
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又回到我的故事。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbbmJDMJXW
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「望咩啫你。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQCO7KHTzP
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