「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79RCsBD4lR
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi9WWQuah7
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRu4bs4IIa
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8sLHoF8O2
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「我聽唔明。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhajBaaXdZ
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T43oZ2w0j
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbYtUcDquP
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這個原因，遲點會說。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgylsXG1Cx
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Wozy7dN2y
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RWyTaqa3Q
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLz1MeXE4P
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubrXBdl8QJ
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Eak2wWtYm
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ddmj5oXAa
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YaP5KuutR
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVxnZGmOKm
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3XQY7Ang7
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BjqoOIrc3
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwulMf4xbSG
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQsJyq2AAI
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpYrjHUZKM
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9n5M9FTxK4
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNOMQpOdm4
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiW6PpKhJK
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDlvHlIUdl
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfa6MxTj5n
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72yGl9KWjf
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMbbUzAKdS
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBY4qmGY7EJ
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwonVAx9ZN
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQuGwL7PxF
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvH9WkITw6C
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjNWOaHovD
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrVF4pVBHA
世事往往難以預料。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCVSG8ygMq
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GOln9kTLB
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF3WDIzU3b
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是的，真的那麼剛好。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxxlErhBoy
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrezYthesl
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSYkDywRMs
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aNJObM0t4
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXXjdXTqpN
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHUx7LL9xS
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnbphJ0XKv
「你點先唔嬲啊？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkS6rAuWRt
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQisCInKFe
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxNOnRj4S9
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgHxBMONDn
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWNT4u9akA
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0hym0AojZ
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcsbvfgCn0
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2K8Iaus3C
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88UDoLTJEX
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEHiEgY0N8
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzIHjCRvPD
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwMQDaCcKx
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgc8aYL0dv
「唔信！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzykjHNFIbP
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhykV9yQ72F
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdEefPG5Mm
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGN5WyiHsN
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgEuvD6xkB
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvxF7v3KUS
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVJwvp1vBx
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11vKTNG1yu
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「咩點？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJlIXz7SV5
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「佢無打你咩？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rI3VaiesT
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymVCpUOmdX
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftr2CD5XRq
那麼奇怪？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUwIz8bzfe
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFeRJOcP9j
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DSKaZAYx1
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21073xdvwT
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgTRv0zspH
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzaXwmS318
「係咁就原諒你？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR45SsgNgOE
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYZMfYGo1h
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ668DZunpsY
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIampPBWQw
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqhUUNV4mk
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjBQ73nfus
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxGEaoZxo5
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算了。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFegSrAZwhG
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKUyWCGdVs
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkTlCk7wlH
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFjwNGYA56
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheMnmXy5r3
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBEMspRUiH
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3XQePHS0n
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHmVw2afql
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZn0viEEYo
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可是他……682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHbpePk6y2
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我該怎麼說呢？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU8XQWaBXg
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdJX9O0ncF
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlZG76lvcn
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVCcLkMDOY
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雖然動機未明。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe1ACX7AWt
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50ydMbdxZp
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDafMluVG6a
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxjVu7uzUF
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCnkEkpAhs
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkr5JNeQcn
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJneZLKTqb
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaaQQAOR4i
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb5HBEmpq9
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我說了，不原諒還好。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2AFpmEhH4
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGskoKRLVQ
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIbbn1H2iB
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MKyIZUCje
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR1SEIBCfo
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfGd3cWJ2B
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpYHkwIxxf
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgyOUeEBvO
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXcwclG9tI
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaeAVCLf1o
所以？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgNSaGX5Yp
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp6TnXeoe7
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjVWpiaycz
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgFyhbQWWj
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMhnGQRNCD
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3isY1BE2P
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9DgMPxpmP
682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCT1ILLOzNA
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10WtLlZSIq
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總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadBQWivN4q
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又回到我的故事。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUmjxvnyyt
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「望咩啫你。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWP5IgiWP7L
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