「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoIFbMmzks
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDenvKcl8x
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsP70OqutT
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvIYJoe0G3
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「我聽唔明。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz4xlkeggX
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9l4udvI9PS
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFs7CkJQGy
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle8GhgB5jU
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這個原因，遲點會說。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggq3NUplBv
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzm8PsrVBr7
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOLCNVHiKe
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoM42aW54M
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96dRtIKnet
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHDIIRJCj5
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTY3MWjPN0
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7QRjhu0qd
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQggjYDgKuF
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjYefwBdes
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOj3zHXMAU
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm6JGrNrHv
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprUYIgF5rI
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95LN3UiIlo
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKclMfNqM3q
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2EDA6R6T7
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaawrgjGRrG
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9L8y4ZbQ2
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDM8heUDN1o
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxMHyrFz5q
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnPBv8mq9b
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaDBpHdMDm
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uzd3XCXJR
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl19vFmJKMA
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世事往往難以預料。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOcquBzdcS
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAvPEKvidn
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDWEvmua6P
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是的，真的那麼剛好。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpNmoEdhx9
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVc9kxzOVcS
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquVokeDcGG
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27ZMVJTSv8
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHSo2pQdz9
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQAnzIF5IY
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRdtDkcwcs
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH6HjBmzrU
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmPFHgfi3j
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyYFvDDDzP
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmUiCbbgmh
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8A2waNwbS
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgjEvGNa6h
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPGDU0N2Y3
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLrDq6SXM8
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6m0IX3CnN
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx99SqVYSQE
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydxJAKMR6w
「唔信！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7MbTo0kAe
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgdb65HQUN
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfolKhCKpR
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡye9wjbae9n
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnuPlKoYCX
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVVIHTzmvj
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRfVCEh0y4
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl61XcpwG1U
「咩點？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPgGQVoVCf
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOmKZAQrYQ
「佢無打你咩？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcedoEAPmzI
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4FSeAMqkY
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4CGzvq8Gj
那麼奇怪？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLsy0sV6Bs
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88xZjsjg49
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFYk1RvEpr
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeAhSdSjv9
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N0SjEX5WV
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8uRs3wFex
「係咁就原諒你？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXB6Fx7M2hk
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLIYLrHJsK
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkHZqqSIqd
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQWz4t0cWY
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70SG7Y7DrU
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngeLlH8EZm
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIUOC2fkjw
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MaKfMVNIU
算了。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6iGEwkORe
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJqopU83sg
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw9qhcAzFa
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSl81wNEdDT
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBqKWCovEs
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqLABYfAgC
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrCLoq2uve
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxu1ogNNUA
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19C4bP2wG5
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可是他……583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyrQUVu5qz
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我該怎麼說呢？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisFVtN6UQB
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BWh6ZYlVt
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGA32PRFjC
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雖然動機未明。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5F1lR4GaeK
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzmhtrvogR
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGreYw3EMKT
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7hLAQvKXU
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7QjWkyo6N
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVE67cEBTZJ
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8BwjVe5RH
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkvRgM1Z4h
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwgPoSg9gG
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlaBQxwF5J
而是「Chloe我幹你」。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMx8amQDuL
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBhzJqFDqc
我說了，不原諒還好。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9OjYUxBPD
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaYVJPDCDF
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQySjHAfvC
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡth2gwi33vS
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EKtWWoTCN
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbrGHM9Ao3
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBPBlhPmOe
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7bJXCydCg
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR1RLHkRQu
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所以？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg8mq8hJlb
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDt4aNOGDy
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDynSpRPD1K
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDh3GytcDK
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk2rIrulWc
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7Dv0eviXA
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHSFOP7GkB
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlp23se4K8
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq6MJCMdQa
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAMidM5UeC
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又回到我的故事。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJktc15XAA
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583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlLjjPEPEN
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「望咩啫你。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACUEokHHB1
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