「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XyelQcshF
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq9fz2pzSo
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA068dz2Rl
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41KouBXInY
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SHIT！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCNYM5NKdT
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNshEKMj8AK
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFlL50qyzY
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaSDkTgFpA
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvBz0a8erL
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咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnfkWnigeL
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDet83oaZS
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHiq9DOSxV
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVGnKmt38w
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfYEwMnH9I
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifZebYjCv7
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvRgUNLiTQ
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一陣溫暖。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2J6RXrVBj
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJwVeJzcOd
不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CqMnUpBAC
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNnShlZuZv
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFoah8ca0g
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELc2RCEmzN
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SN54ggGqt
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpXxPqGOC3
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbnSHBxyYh
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjBxaYP761
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72UMFeK8gh
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbwCbzvTeF
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUedALrJhEA
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這個時候，能說什麼呢？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBm8WYJSWi
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYepGJo82H
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLQLcYbj0b
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54AhKqabq7
好像不太禮貌。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKYvWgXgUZ
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我決定正常一點。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdOaZsopNs
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfWQ8m0RUL
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEsJ4zsoSl
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdlGjw6uAZ
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYE9Gcnj0k
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O5YvbD9bS
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPby1Itzky5
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagE7QITnAq
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjb9DaNr7ic
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTpLzfEcIz
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdWfztUDh9
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j5C4bZQVC
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69BohvOjvD
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2psyBTZO2d
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYdDGqOsJp
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM704RrkxZR
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tBBbJMZ0K
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeiCmzpGcj
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDCb6yPoHP
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZ0FCmPWZO
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNOdu1FubI
然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzYhcMbRhr
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQn4qlp0Mp
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK93dKwP1lk
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8K5EXPuIKf
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdzJDIRoba
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQX494QQu3
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1Ek6IfRaw
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCH1LRtSyJ
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Em4e4hEuz
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqa8mmOabY
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMVkx2fekd
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT4SA7ukB0
因為她笑的時候真的很美。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBdEmOXNEK
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6caMsBkV9
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4lqUdvOAc
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgQyRZoKZZ
我說了一個笑話。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNIGKSOM4T
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnp8R7slp7
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuChIULZIZx
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSadk4i4BV
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4Gv6t17in
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn4Pk7263u
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她：「……」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Kr6aJUoNc
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZSis32EKA
我：「……」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iF8Ml185i
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZsUj4Daic
毒撚最忌有自信。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLybrYXgb5x
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這話是可信的。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDX5oUQpeN5
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770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKAx5ouRc9
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770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemFUq6lYh4
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KYAKLNEqd
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770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBFlf1CQ0N
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FWok7mlBZ
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbPhofU4Bz
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqmlVVfjQ2
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwwsCyHpBg
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