「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhmcx4efeU
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIU7Krk658
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC2Z468kP9
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOmS3AFMY0
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SHIT！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIzXWdGoch
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69KXOB57u3
「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RzvspZCIc
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5ht6ljwKZ
糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFYsmotSTJ
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIcWnLj7Fa
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCg6uPKxXsk
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyrHlBAVva
咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAo5LI6088
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaFyVOLbe0
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0k5KdlVRZ
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEJQGU9RjX
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUTLMak01i
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我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGG9jG7LOl
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHSZjd2f5E
一陣溫暖。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTIVMRXhrH
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1bKmwaXkY
不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mNrCw2YtY
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MS0pnQ996
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtFPnTuWnt
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIqiWoiv85
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYy25QnQCF
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeM3uI5uXd
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam2x9G3Th2
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15hoEqF9ng
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgq6exXnkN
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi8KGNy9W6
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60rw4rDVqx
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這個時候，能說什麼呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF2wFC99Nm
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWFXae8cFo
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHC6SoQKsf
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwe9EQNFUO
好像不太禮貌。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLE5Y7YnWf
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我決定正常一點。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRk8pXBh23
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnIdvO5Kha
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBOtfl09HF
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg0zpmkaSb
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs06kuEsCUE
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2ViyxSHVi
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMfj1Ig8II
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYyAoOpMVV
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFAtnq7D9r
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3fuoqyGw3
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCe78NbyNIX
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQLlrSTtSs
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYItzA2L2pQ
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfgfUCpXRR
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbvXAxyvZe
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkyxr6fmKA
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUHtnbSnSf
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43YVCPfYOJ
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns0GBThoko
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然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjjCyIwp5i
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju88cHQ3Tc
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBPTcq67M3
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22htg8FAfd
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Fxyl48bTZ
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Kzk7LEQ8d
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQikWpMzN9
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUmZl7ZK1T
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHrZiunXbg
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeexZAnaW8
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2xk00c51V
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91s4kDuacw
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj816fdjgSw
因為她笑的時候真的很美。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79nkgRdSr4
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD0R2TOhX0
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E5uMExLYe
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我說了一個笑話。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoquyAgoXZ
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSd9mU5k0p
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJpgNObyFt
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8fK4CdeFY
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELngmx7EjS
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她：「……」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkrhwggJ4O
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzUShYkKct
我：「……」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJHWdOqXZu
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毒撚最忌有自信。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNJQNA9vcd
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這話是可信的。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Oh6vGHY4H
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxni6hdrsV
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36FGMbLAn9
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