「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM30rtv7DOC
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsjDZn5NjX
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ505ZdFYPP7
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6s0wIdMQSJ
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gq4p7Kjk7
SHIT！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFdhyWM5yn
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmC0JFkOP7
「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7b0nZQmsF
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xziEk2Vqn
糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1Q8pbdUod
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZWFbZ9I2Z
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wFiYATNAv
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYxKjvSJph
咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQEr0MscxC
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDAzY3wofg
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfx0ak6fLg
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0jb0M11Tr
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGLzWuMwau
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35Sr0ULl0I
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqCbIl8Y4C
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一陣溫暖。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuQioNzs1P
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不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbN5qyza63
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRlOZG2LsK
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyZQZFJmZB
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmF1bdDdD8
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ELVok6VOt
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTw7MnQLEv
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM4eUF70ol
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0fltFGtjq
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynQYRQsRKr
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fnTPOE4bA
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA4yQwzaUd
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuYKjjppSo
這個時候，能說什麼呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJT6s4NnEwB
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwFEmZufCw
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOJacEWYtJ
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好像不太禮貌。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr13EntPHy7
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我決定正常一點。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HoiyUCqAK
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCB2lOnWCu
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWRHKd4WE6
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLOCTsR8sK
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxragFf4ub
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3WNA8OBzv
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1FVs030tu
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSEOMsCQZx
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyzxZP4b9J
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQDdFMBfon
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBckPHUuaL
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTz2UF1DnEl
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQltYUCry8N
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFUJ16WiRv
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGiyO5MT4N
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFcgwHmy15
楊千嬅式的喪笑。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXFXihghCw
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjSXWCokp1
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUB1lxoDC3
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtCl8oxbzX
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7E7zJJwoe5
然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vYtYsq3C0
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCDFZl56fa
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eIEmBeYJe
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSAQIK1Rcm
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFuGY5X36l
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQYNUqpYSQ
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMsmVbdGpL
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpEggsYyNa
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAPLrfPwLI
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTcNINSc27
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j5KlZbDlF
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyfEXPBltZ
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CcIJVEHC3
因為她笑的時候真的很美。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtMAddnpCc
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4WNss35Xc
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWEmctjf01
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我說了一個笑話。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7ccfhEBrP
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEmkqfF1cM
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5AvOydE4p
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzJigrJlxN
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMnMkFRsRG
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarhBFEYf91
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她：「……」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaW7cHtS6A
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pPig77gvP
我：「……」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTuMNpQ2X5
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHHBKSesl2
毒撚最忌有自信。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhufH01XU7J
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這話是可信的。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xI3czO9VS
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97PesCYZNR
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGMHggMYGN
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