「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVbGyv0s68
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0Ajb8XNZK
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhaWFsew2D
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoM4nuSHoS
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我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKSHjfzsbY
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJReau1hVSC
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvisPZmvYHy
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樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpfRo3w3n1
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYb7XuYclFo
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8CWEVoDBC
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcDIcoQyae
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CUhDVipyf
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KHNkxAOgW
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijUciias5K
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVRY6bumRG
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYYUGxJu9F
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLtCiVfmuQ
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCbd3jSCt6
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45FbWeHaTR
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExAMwSTFO8
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7SkWsAkGb
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEhNhspHm8
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuinxMcH8tZ
「糖水會幾點呀? 」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYEU4nUFMN
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGv7R7gbji
「10點。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZ3tO5nANJ
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxPePtJQGP
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvL9HQsXFr4
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnaGa6gXyO
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzs5VBCn2P
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZfUz4h1h3
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeekAvvKdP
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjMvT19xxz
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqnqHfU67G
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3PxLisFJl
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwBBjqHzKa
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3wsF5zL55
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSf5OYxBiu
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75C9kDIT93
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWybBDHSRsr
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U0CRcQw56
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4u51Syjjp
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFTIUc6KhD
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCVJ6FvUHj
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EpBTw0kiA
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpr72o1woJ
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45oZi29NDV
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlXfr3UIwr
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrUJiGYKuI
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGetpTKquN
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9fTIcTYkD
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jMm9uw1Ch
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUkJfxcIq5
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKYY0FOMwc
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9OYEpyy3K
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZIThbAOhh
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArOyEN5klk
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnrZ4CoDCS
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sJpmbkKgp
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jl4xSvRVE
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxfaQ4TJO4
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCuuBSYt6v
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUdbAhBFQi
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN1Q5nGt0i
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaExXCB0jC
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODf7l0jYkY
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhZJT2BuBt
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1idfQpDpr
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNCMbbpnsR
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1RuVrb1IC
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZKSVEh1CA
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0iav4q18J
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w4dawrTTW
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFOMZdX9Oh
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6rqLd9QCY
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIpKcBLJfJ
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bI2iKtWKB
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSoctghJ8v
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMKY9mt3QF
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgBek4M68F
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATBHdZgRuU
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwC0YVnm0c
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3KRwu0F7f
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9zdPdQKKw
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLlzOv0Ahw
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4QSwjx0nd
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8fwlJedxP
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpCnblwSsR
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdmIfozm8C
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhLbTCEkz1
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOV1L3OTDn
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcqjEG6uTs
849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWYLpA1wJy
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54sSulh1Lx
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阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczvbDVTwzN
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