「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwKP09Zjt2
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LLpGQ00Ud
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFM5eWFG08
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxom3ydOOBQ
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我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheAfATxr2o
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首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8IRPdomRE
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樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGGrchulGq
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJBIk3DlMW
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCorD2PGkHL
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecx865QXwt
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQf0AWMhlRy
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樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnqXKcaodE
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHUofsuZj4
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORcVF7qUIh
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsA6mUYhg4B
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vUlrfMNqn
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx14QVPuGo
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVyn5ZVtl7
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxbW1d0czO
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENEWddctaL
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhrH7p1WAC
「糖水會幾點呀? 」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAHNrLG9g1
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「10點。」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2aCHbK0jF
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkAzwM6T8A
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPldWQ0KTJu
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAouRHvIAPI
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgCRap3uJb
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkVq0nQkiU
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLf85yMk8vU
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02zK6zmeVf
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡht08FLJKMq
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ylNjfOaNV
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJqcFq3keR
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntpKcR0oiI
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiOBIYXmNE
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTn7r5lQDGF
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwik5GAXiVN
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWh4BF00y6q
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUX60AIFl0
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeNzwIxJA9
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklOFq65oey
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaCai7tWLI
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68eTKRN38a
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimgd2LqQzU
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgagJDhRI6R
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDaRMVO3yQ
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC4zZPIBXi
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEMH3L8bak
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZiRl5AwtP
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgoq7G1jgD
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfDN6s2ESU
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各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4YmTt3uBU
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg56hQcPPJ
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8bl5J3qFL
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMyIWqr1wj
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMESBSJgAi
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZJQPkvkV7
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpjJKSNAWI
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVs57sGcr6M
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡey2tKimzMW
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJws1lzcAM
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgv7OHQcmwr
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羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YU9ZUY7Xn
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Crr1Sz6TX
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJonvM4WuWV
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我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidUaPqLp1e
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZPLSSRiMy
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDY8IYrDYQ
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsTW7Tw5Oj
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeeUrkfbCz
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVIQ8XcrWf
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rRlBoTX38
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYnLfXd0mR
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeGGeOk44j
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZO4t2fsfO
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnTIZzILdm
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyeysx2khf
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5MNTXLud2
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxF2zfU2WV
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMm11KkLet
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl9kRfq6ww
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIMbGNCEdl
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG5PbVlQho
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrTg7xrhhM
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPBfmOVDjT
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrIqq275D4
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5911fEsO1z
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCRwniadCf
909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiUmVMkhkl
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。909Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvb9PpBt5r
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