糖水會在女生樓層六樓的common room舉行，Michael自告奮勇的跟著另外幾個女生下去二樓將糖水拿上來，樂言和呀君滿場飛的認識女孩子，我則呆坐在一角想著剛才的事情，又不斷拿著手機更新著紙言，看看有沒有新文章貼出來。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF9vfwqKF4
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyAYGhlCeW
「喂，你做乜鬼匿埋一二邊玩電話呀? 又話嚟搵初戀? 」樂言走過來在我的耳邊輕聲道。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurKqh5v9qq
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51SCr6rTds
「哦? ......係啦係啦，嚟啦。」紙言還沒有新文章，躲在一角自閉也不是辦法，而且樂言也說得對，還是先找初戀為妙。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhk2FJuoVn
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqusZ9lEAVO
我暫時放下羊先生的事情，換了一個嘴臉，努力跟樂言一起認識女孩子。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItlPXigMqv
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReCX9LSmbt
「Hey, Kitty，呢個係我roommate，佢叫做Samuel呀。」樂言向我介紹一個高挑長髮的女生，樣子不錯，不過不是我喜歡的類型。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqxVFT482u
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkFtL5DMS4
「Hi，叫我Sam得啦。」我保持應有的禮貌打了聲招呼。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4nhef55gl
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qgJjueGUp
Kitty也向我打了聲招呼，然後我們就聊起一些無聊趣事。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3hvVjXjmK
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAxtE25M5b
不過大部份時間只是樂言和Kitty在聊而已，我只是敷衍的應付一兩句，一來Kitty不是我杯茶，二來我也想著剛才的事情。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjQmq6A4i3
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3cqATxRJe
「喂！有糖水食啦各位！」Michael情緒高漲的拿著一大煲糖水，在數個女生的簇擁下，一邊大呼小叫一邊走進common room。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnlst0gNhQ
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfn4ewZQiaO
我們三個同時交換了一個眼色，大概大家都在想同一件事﹕Michael你可以冷靜一下嗎? 雖然我們明白你一下子見到這麼多女生是多麽的興奮，但也不用這麼High過頭吧? 這樣只會嚇跑人家的。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ524B0iRRAF
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Wdpcv6hqg
我打算扮作不認識他，逕自走到盥洗盤將碗和匙羹洗乾淨。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc8OK2g4ja
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3vnkYRGXG
「駛唔駛幫手呀? 」一把甜美的女聲從右側傳過來。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pFbXAjJAn
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXymA82ffDn
我轉頭一看，是一個比我矮一個頭，瘦瘦削削，綁著一條短馬尾的女生，樣子還算可愛。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxJYMCOZUF
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCoFKmR43m
「哦，好呀，唔該你。」我將洗好的匙羹放在她手上，然後拿著一堆碗，和她一起放在中央一張大桌子上。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL8Q18bTal
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8u974akZD
Michael擠進我和這個女生中間，並暗地將我推開。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiPQ90Imjk
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvI30aWVxK
「Jodi我幫你潷吖，你想食幾多呀? 」Michael一臉殷勤的向那女生道。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGv1GeSIgL
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdG4Azb2xF
喂喂！Michael你不用這樣子吧，我又沒有說過要跟你爭，你不用一下子就擠開我吧? 好歹我們也是認識的啊！884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sZhIitsoL
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5133WA032
算了算了，早知Michael你這個人是重色輕友的了，反正我今天也沒有甚麼心情，全都讓給你好了。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnKYbrpe32
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys1HFrhNx6
我獨自坐在一旁，拿著手機又去檢查有沒有新文章，突然又有一把女聲問我﹕「咦你唔食糖水咩? 我比我呢碗你吖。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkifKCZI0nM
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡengtPFED0x
原來是剛才那個叫Jodi的女生，她正把她手上的碗遞給我。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymTrbNSE4w
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiGwUheGvb
「吓? 哦，唔該你。」我也不好意思拒絕，我接過碗後，問她﹕「咁你呢? 你唔食咩? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrG94UVkFsV
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO6MzvchA3
她微笑道﹕「我去攞第二碗咪得囉。」接著她到桌子上拿了另外一碗糖水，然後坐在我旁邊。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X5EzCMqQe
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblULoimUOS
我也不好意思繼續看手機，於是跟她攀談起來﹕「係呢Jodi，你讀邊科㗎 ? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9wUc6yP0R
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKezGMVqJP
Jodi略表驚訝﹕「你又知我叫Jodi? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBl5RSzvxg
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjK5BAmy7Do
我指了指Michael笑道﹕「頭先Michael好大聲講你個名出嚟嘛。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjxMrVFpQr
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdiDJUYa1b
她鼓起了腮﹕「咁你呢? 你未話我知你叫咩名喎。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQygSBf5P1V
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZBd8zW68D
我道﹕「我叫Samuel，你叫我Sam啦，佢哋都係咁叫我。我同樂言、呀君同Michael都係讀Accounting㗎。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwApsXuifii
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrBNu71C0z
她作恍然大悟狀﹕「哦，原來你就係11樓嗰四個......之一。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx8VG1cj0F
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOHIkRecnM
四個甚麼之一? 我見她的笑容有點不懷好意，也不想追問下去。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXYNZnJqVC
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjTaoNEmqS
我也不知道他們三個在短短數日之內在這裏闖出了甚麼名堂，但大概不是甚麼好東西吧，於是我拉開了話題﹕「你仲未話我知你讀咩科喎。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQS2SQwOiK8
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWGs8JePbY
「我都係BBA Year1呀，我讀HR㗎。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8o0R3Bk4Zx
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eQFgpWDwM
「哦? 咁遲啲可能會一齊上lecture喎。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiFXxnZ83b
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWk0nQk8Hz
「咦? 你哋講緊咩咁好傾呀? 」Michael突然加一把口來插科打諢。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9JRwOFkY8
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFd2g822Q5
我隨口道﹕「無呀，我話啲蕃薯糖水淡戊戊，諗緊係邊個煲咋嘛。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhDS5wUh1R
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f3v5IZpKn
Michael道﹕「唔係吖，我覺得淡淡哋幾清新呀，Jodi佢煲得唔錯吖。」然後笑淫淫的看著我。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNS9ddVi0QB
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfdslLKaAU
這個臭小子！逮到機會就乘機在女生面前損我，這種事情他還真是做得出來。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJp6UK6rY1
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZyFw8kNOb
「係咩? 我覺得薑味唔夠濃，同埋啲蕃薯唔夠甜囉。」我也無意為了爭取好感而說討好的說話，所以刻意說真話。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5Q15w1uCk
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLe8g2gZlsH
Jodi聞言喝了一口糖水﹕「又好似有啲淡喎......」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiul4WgIQD
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZTupsbm1w
Michael馬上插嘴﹕「唔係吖Jodi，我覺得好好飲呀，係呀Sam佢奄尖聲悶啫，唔駛佢煲仲呀吱呀咗。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxICkTLFPMs
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6RvIQDNAL
行行行！Michael我讓給你好了，不要再攻擊我了。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEi2YW6tl8L
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSdXqprt6v
我三扒兩撥將糖水喝光，然後站起來道﹕「我食飽啦，你哋慢慢啦，我上返去先啦。」然後就頭也不回的離開了六樓。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRaWSbtDc6
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9NCdm4hvT
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDjPi3hSFd
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtZtT7SfmF
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYnfVgQvhd
回到房間，我又急不及待的查看了紙言，還是未有更新。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWj55SOmKx
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEaPuB3rKL
既然還未有更新，我就首先思考一下整件事。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekoEUbj2KL
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhtDV2GAwy
一個叫羊先生的網絡作者，在網絡上發表了一個故事，名叫《我老婆教我追女仔》，故事中的主角跟我同名同姓，一樣是BU Accounting的Year 1，而且序章所說的事情跟我完全一模一樣。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMvqBN8csG
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9eIzDoEFI
嗯......難道這個「羊先生」就是我自己? 我自己寫了故事發表出去而我也不知道? 是人格分裂? 夢遊?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbraherj1Q
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzdSZvsjdt
我思考著各種可能性，但沒有一個是合理的。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjba0xo8UBN
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCTsbIIO74
還是這個「羊先生」是平行宇宙中的我? 『我』在另一個宇宙發表了這個故事，但卻給我看到了?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FGlvB3vM4
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeJ8miR7mY
雖然這個假設也很科幻，但這是唯一一個可以解釋一切，而我又能夠接受的原因。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHigGuVqGkY
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPm8ja6yUZ
若是這樣的話，豈不是看了這個故事，我就會知道我將會發生甚麼事嗎?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6W2H5vV26n
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVouFOT5Dsx
對了！羊先生不是有facebook專頁嗎? 給他一個訊息問一下就好了。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkLfvtbzpX
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBRh4PC9bZ
「羊先生你好，我偶然睇到你個故，發現你故事中嘅男主角唔止同我同名同姓，連序章講嘅內容同男主角嘅想法都同我一模一樣。我意思係，我就係陳洛鋒，我都係讀BU Accounting Year1。究竟你係邊個? 點解你會知道我啲嘢? 見字請速回。好心急嘅陳洛鋒上。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQiV91XT2t
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms0nBrxK8e
發了這個訊息之後，我就開始研究這個故事。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlEy0Xq9hP
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TsjfCKyB4
故事名稱叫做《我老婆教我追女仔》，那麼這個『我』，應該是說主角，即是『陳洛鋒』吧。那麼會有一個『老婆』來教我追女仔? 這是甚麼狗屁故事? 我老婆要教我找小三? 不會吧?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfEogkumuh
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwQfdbm2ct
我又重頭看一遍簡介，說是有一個少女阻止『我』向女神表白，又自認是『我』的老婆，但卻要教『我』如何追求女神。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1uz02D78r
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhbgRkVZLM
嗯......這個少女既然自認是我的老婆，應該真的是我老婆吧? 不然這個故事要如何說下去? 但為何我會有一個老婆呢? 難道是指腹為婚但我是不知道的?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4j68qQkUB
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkgTCuOqf3
我馬上打了一個電話給我姊姊﹕「喂家姐。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBAgA2MS4e
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZgU5Fex2v
「點呀細佬? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKz63uQm6am
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfuXSkSSPL
「我有無一個指腹為婚嘅老婆，係呀爸呀媽一直都無話我知㗎? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNzhOlFbjj
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7K8zduIle
姊姊聞言大笑﹕「哈哈哈！你係咪想要女朋友諗到傻咗呀? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0taMx737a
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2ng7uVILa
「喂，咪笑住啦，認真問㗎！」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHJ9elqudq
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qhKQFodkv
「無呀！」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzezhf4XRJT
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRxqVqN5Xv
「你肯定? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EQZZiAVvH
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2u65BB6Ak
「1000%肯定呀！咪諗埋啲無聊嘢啦，想要女朋友就靠自己啦！」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrpSBFzUts
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8ifEAX3EQ
「係啦係啦！係咁啦！」得到確認後我馬上掛上電話，免得被她繼續恥笑下去。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5EdEY0sSz
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPfIHstvl3
不是指腹為婚，那麼這個老婆是從那裏來的?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6H5nY8UV4
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdZEVocuyn
這個盲點我想來想去想不通，於是就放棄了。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFQsJP3tkK
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcQLTijePo
看畢序章後，這個故事背景應該是發生在『我』的大學時代，即是跟我現在的情況一樣。那麼故事名上的這個「追女仔」，應該就是『我』在大學裏追女仔吧。而簡介亦說『我』正打算向女神表白，那麼這個女神是誰呢? 到現在為止還沒有甚麼女生能讓我覺得她是女神啊！難道這個女神還沒有出現?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ0se00Sae
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDBfy2xaMt
就在我幻想著這個女神到底是甚麼模樣的時候，房門打開了。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfNqfOgQPu
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp8ifcoXQa
樂言笑問﹕「做咩咁快上返嚟呀? 多女得滯怕羞呀? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcRuX6ASlE
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvA8DWumB3
我也懶得跟他解釋，揮揮手敷衍道﹕「係呀係呀，我唔喺度咪仲好，少個人同你哋爭飯食呀嘛。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdA6PfmG0H3
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXP9SKQKXL
他走過來搭著我的肩膊，笑道﹕「咁講嘢㗎你，無咗你呢塊綠葉喺度，又點襯托住我呢朵牡丹呢? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU21nCqP25
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfUHp4hqRt
我白了他一眼，別過頭去不太想理會他。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmEtpbEefH
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1VEOKFZED
他沒有理會我的冷淡對待，續道﹕「我哋玩UNO呀，一齊落嚟玩啦。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbY7vVh9hJ
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1brxaLoLHR
我搖頭﹕「唔好啦，我想睇小說呀。」我還想等待文章更新，而且我也要等待羊先生的回覆。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK2bHtKqfr
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxXicQhiRH
「睇咩小說呀? 」樂言瞄了我的電腦屏幕一眼，道﹕「睇乜鬼嘢甜故吖，落嚟同我哋一齊玩UNO好過啦。」然後不理我願不願意，硬將我拉到了六樓。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOjkKRp8i2
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnid0hV85lV
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qsD5wlCXQ
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4LyCmYMH1
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnd6Fo8LOWy
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgXEh0wL9j
「咦? 你哋返嚟啦。」才剛走進common room，Kitty就向我們招手。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GNkQr3PfA
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX58HjnMAyx
樂言拉著我一起坐下﹕「係呀係呀，呢條友囉，話太多靚女喺度怕羞喎，咪自己一個返上去囉。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ydvA0BFjD
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6rcqwcGtC
他的說話惹來一陣竊笑聲，眾人的目光都集中在我身上，讓我窘得無地自容。這個時候，我走也不是不走也不是。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PYyJ7lyws
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuvo9qd2nz
我本想狠狠的揍樂言一頓，最低限度也是要瞪他一眼的，但我怕這時候做出甚麼舉動都有欲蓋彌彰之疑。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk37AIicYLM
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ735zUbWNKW
「Sam，乜你咁怕羞㗎咩? 唔似喎。」說話的正是坐在我旁邊的Jodi，她正似笑非笑的看著我。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bSZdxoF4C
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOeHfllmvP
換作平日，我定會跟Jodi這種開朗的女生談笑風生，但今天的我實在有太多事困擾了，害我的腦袋都轉不過來。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xPpWsFxsz
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkqy9jLPIb
「吓? ...係...係咩? ......哈哈......」我也不知道自己在說甚麼，只是以笑遮醜矇混過去。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYw9GM2guI
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymqsLDniIs
還好這時候開始遊戲，大家亦改而專注手上和枱面上的卡牌。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2Pl5pFiTd
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteFjd26ueU
玩了數個會合，大家的情緒開始高漲，我趁著一局完結之時悄悄看一下手機，一看之下發現第一章已經發表了。我激動得馬上站起來。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtrQsRbeLx
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wGRZSrbdw
眾人的焦點又再次集中在我身上，我連忙道﹕「Sorry，有啲緊要嘢做要走先，你哋繼續玩啦。」留下了這句話我就一溜煙的跑掉了。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZqaJ4rqs4
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwXJIoWUpL
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1AVhMhkUi
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCj6tI0SDx
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeF7RaLki9D
回到房間之後，我馬上極速看完了第一章。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5DB0GSzGU
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAJYohlerf
天！無論是師姐Karen，認識樂言他們的情節，還有當天做過甚麼，全部都一模一樣，連人物的對話都可以完全一樣，這...這到底是......884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutZdtqZZc3
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXT5cuJCnU
雖然從看了序章之後我就已經覺得故事中的主角就是我，但我沒想到連其他角色的對白和反應也和現實中的一模一樣，這怎麼可能? 羊先生到底是誰?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ACXB2o8V1
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRy8G20vbY
對了，他有沒有回覆我的留言?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEDqxRgNcE
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlis7JooWe
我檢查了一下Facebook，羊先生還真的有一個訊息留給我。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwmeyIFcpn
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCFejalSLR
「你係陳洛鋒? 唔係啩? 咪玩啦！好開心啱啱po個故就有你呢啲fans，鍾意個故鍾意到以為自己係主角。But anyway, 呢個故我老作咋喎，邊有可能同現實一樣呀? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXiGJ0t3lZ
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXs3aYS8Ib3
老作? 不是吧? 但完全一模一樣啊！這個巧合的或然輪比零更低吧?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLsNmUsE05
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwkrbtMIXV
看來這個羊先生不相信我呢！不過話說回來我也沒有甚麽可以證明自己的方法。他不相信我也很正常。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxSG4iw341
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ448vlDwde9
那怎算好呢? 先不管為何這個故事跟我的經歷一樣，若果這只是羊先生的創作的話，豈不是說我的命運正掌握在他手裏嗎?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwl5c7uD0j
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f7ItzPZwg
我突然想到了事情的嚴重性，我連忙發了一個訊息給羊先生。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsObGNX9i0
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeRGpqlImi
「我睇咗你個序章同第一章已經覺得好正啦！幾時會有下面呀? 快啲啦好唔好? 你真係寫得好鬼抵死搞笑呀！BTW，fb已like，皮已正。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsS7BaaDNe
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO3QCSWuvR
這些所謂的網絡作者，都是用正評和like數來自瀆的，我這一頂高帽蓋下去，他的貼文速度會加快吧?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKqTmyZPP4
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHfNTAbOrP
說時遲，那時快，他竟然馬上回覆了我。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOADM70a2r
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QzIBAP8TN
「多謝欣賞，估唔到咁快有人鍾意我寫嘅嘢，搞到我鬼死咁開心！BTW，咪催文啦，好努力寫緊啦！」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXBPqCSzEC
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBG8m3w4jsE
如果事不關己我才不理會這個故事是否爛尾呢！可惡！......對了！就算暫時沒有新文章，問一下大概的劇情也可以吧。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8h7Tqu5uJ
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JgqFJOoo4
「加油！雖然我都希望你慢慢寫好個故，但我真係好心急，可唔可以透露下個『老婆』究竟同主角係咩關係? 真係佢老婆? 個女神又幾時出現呀? 如果真係唔方便透露嘅，at least可唔可以話我知係咪happy end呀? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yMQidBGH2
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtiPXx5SAg
雖然我也很想知道『老婆』和『女神』這些角色的進一步資料，但我更加在意是否happy ending。有傳言高登講故台被下了sad end的詛咒，十個故事九個都是sad end的。這種愛情故事的sad end，不外乎被女主角拋棄，然後女配角又突然不愛男主角；又或是女主角意外死了，男主角發誓一生不愛他人等等膠到不行的摧淚結局......884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZ9x2eCFq8
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhT1EiDQRH
嗚呀！我不要！我不要sad end！我不要肥胖終老，自瀆一生呀！老土一點也不打緊，happy end就好，像CCTVB那些膠劇ending就行了，不用搞那麽多花樣。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe27d21wqYq
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgaoSHDGLB
我突然很羡慕那些大夥兒BBQ的結局，又或是一群人跳起Yeah那一類，甚至是幾對新人拉起「恭喜發財」唱「齊歡唱，同慶賀......」也沒所謂，只要不是sad end就好......884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNnMe3Ww2I
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvMqZcdwme
到底下一章的劇情是甚麼? 到底『老婆』是誰? 『女神』又是誰? 到底會不會sad end?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7roRJmzI0
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMkVKHjpwO
「啪喳」一聲，房門打開，樂言呀君和Michael魚貫走進房間。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6H6qa0D6Y
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8myTqdVdT
我嚇了一跳﹕「嘩！做乜入哂嚟呀? 」我瞥見門外還有其他人，都是在剛才糖水會見過的，Kitty和Jodi也赫然在內。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHtsxtdFFd
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVtRu6sjBy
樂言道﹕「我話你搞咩就真，無嗱嗱又走返上嚟，玩自閉呀? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DEZOSadd8
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZorKadf6D
我有點不耐煩﹕「無呀無呀，有嘢做呀。」手指不期然又按了一下F5。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmSdppdxdm
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGq1cyVRLn
「你會有咩做吖? ......超！又係甜故呀? 」樂言走過來瞄了電腦屏幕一眼道。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6N1nBHqLm
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPYzGaR7MV
我也懶得跟他糾纏﹕「係呀係呀，咪搞住哂啦。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTtvIs97is
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YXicM7Wt7
樂言向呀君打了一個眼色，然後他兩人一起走過來夾起我﹕「咪留喺度做宅男啦，我哋一齊去九龍城食宵夜啦！」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sshzu7b3G
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXqOhhYiJ3
我訝道﹕「又食? 頭先唔係食完糖水啦咩? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPfqhdwu7X
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tptcxy4JN
呀君笑道﹕「得嗰一煲咁大把，邊夠我哋咁多人食吖。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCs7nKycWq
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAV0d60IJF
樂言跟我耳語﹕「藉口嚟嘅啫，實情係根本成班仔想同班女玩耐啲。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kFdPCLHdA
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkI5GfsjHw
我輕聲笑道﹕「係你三條友咋? 唔好賴其他人喎。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR3JsTh1I8
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKxE9Cj6kd
樂言哈哈笑道﹕「你點話點好啦，咪話唔夠兄弟呀，而家專登上嚟拉埋你去都算係咁啦。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E5GXkjZua
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOsRprl5p3
我心裏嘀咕﹕『慌你唔係睇中咗邊件，跟住將其他豬頭骨塞比我等無人阻住你咩? 』884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkofIrJE1N
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKRrmHs2RN
就是這樣，我們一行十多人就步行到九龍城吃宵夜。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLs8JfE6pTZ
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvLqZvqUL0
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ389EacDYro
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvI0Qgsb3L
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqpUgrLsdy
一路上說說笑笑，但直到在糖水店坐下了，我還是沒有多大的心情跟他們聊天，只是時不時的留意著文章有沒有更新，又或是羊先生有沒有回覆。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGLiP8k9fa
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbjggHuvNY
「喂，做咩你成晚都睇住個電話嘅? 有咩咁好睇呀? 」Jodi見我不發一言，跟其他人格格不入的，忍不住問我。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBTzjzDbSe
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVAqBq6dtz
坐在我身旁的Michael瞪了我一眼﹕「好心你啦，成班人喺度你就唔好玩電話啦。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfyMHE6mbB
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdFEPPk7Xa
聽到Michael這樣說，我也頓時覺得這樣很沒禮貌，正想收起電話，但赫然發現故事剛剛發表了第二章。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtxt8OALEc
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChvaUitU4E
What? 這個第二章只得Part1? 這個羊先生可真會吊人胃口啊！884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M2spT8Qsm
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gEAnWiOFU
我連忙道﹕「等！等等！等我睇埋呢節先。」然後我沒理會眾人的奇異目光，火速閱畢發表了的部份。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0YDLGVkZo
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXEWN0U7sh
甚麽? 原來『我』是在P.E.堂遇見女神的！淺啡色頭髮紥馬尾，眼大大......不是吧? 只得這些形容? 我每天在校園內碰到這樣的女生，沒有三十個也有二十個啊！唉......算了算了......反正能讓我呆若木雞，心跳加速的，應該是看一眼就能認出來的美女吧。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxWCwiEGeQ
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStS78A10XQ
故事中說『我』跟『樂言』鬥波時因為心不在焉而不斷出醜，看來我有機會改變未來了，嘿嘿！884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUjzI2goWn
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdjjro3XZz
就在我剛看完這一節時，我聽到Jodi問我﹕「你睇緊咩呀? 好似咁緊張咁嘅? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoJOxJDLmr
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAxgOANLiW
Michael搭嘴道﹕「佢好鍾意睇網絡啲甜故㗎，而家肯定都睇緊啦。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCY68RZYrOY
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF49XODxuf4
Jodi瞪大了雙眼﹕「甜故? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rGHERX7Lw
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfDwD951zp
Michael借機在她耳邊解釋，只見Jodi的臉紅了一下，但卻向我道﹕「我都好鍾意睇故仔喎，比我睇吓呀? 」說罷向我伸出了手。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUjM3ZbVte
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9RR1IFQIq
我將電話收回口袋裏，搖搖手道﹕「甜故唔啱細路女睇呀，等你大個先啦。」事實上我不想有任何認識的人知道這個故事的存在，皆因故事中人物的名字和現實中的一模一樣，而且主角的想法(就是我的想法)都赤裸裸的呈現人前，我可不想有朋友知道我在想些甚麼。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwiJb8J9Y0
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxC7O8TTvk
Jodi鼓起腮哼了一聲，模樣說有多可愛就有多可愛。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeHIHRcKzl
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcl4Ve8P7U
不過現在的我，已經給還沒有出現的女神弄得神不守舍，對於其他女生可沒有甚麼心思。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe96P82sE7a
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnNWTRidD6
我轉問樂言﹕「我哋幾時上P.E.堂呀? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagDyJ5iqNg
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJNWXNoOuf
「後日。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocxWlW5cra
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Fiq6X8Z6f
後天? 那不是只剩一天時間練習? 不過臨急抱佛腳總好過甚麼也不做。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvaVTuJDNq
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBb2RY43tG
我指著樂言他們命令道﹕「你！你！你！你三個聽日放學同我一齊去打波。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LKUso3HNL
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzwAmOOLpe
他們三個同時拉長了臉，呀君抱怨道﹕「吓? 點解呀? 改做打機得唔得呀? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKcXL75Hqb
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh5tLn1Ejo
「機幾時都有得打啦！後生細仔做多啲運動啦！」絕對不能讓他們逃掉，只剩下我一個人的話可練不到甚麼東西。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt70baRovm2
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RIrlmbaiB
Jodi雀躍的舉手﹕「我又去！我又去！」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0AKJ6Os9g
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL76sXuGWS
我馬上搖頭拒絕﹕「Nonono！我哋要練波......」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6Of9pp9vD
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我還沒有說完，Michael就搶著道﹕「好呀好呀！多啲人去好玩啲呀！」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWRfU2McIw
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我聽到樂言問Kitty﹕「你聽日得唔得閒去呀? 」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMFWgINrMf
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Kitty想了想，道﹕「好呀，我應該都得閒。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzX3b21vbs
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樂言拍了一下手﹕「好！就咁決定！聽日下晝五點，金城道，去嘅舉手。」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpOh3yYKck
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現場的眾人見有熱鬧可趁，紛紛舉高了手，只得我一臉無奈的看著眾人。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxTVXkJB5Q
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樂言見我這個模樣，奇道﹕「咦? 唔係你建議打波咩? 你做咩唔舉手呀? 」然後就抓起我的手高舉。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkhCiws14o
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What the......怎會變成這樣的?884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo590OuWJqi
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當晚回到宿舍後不久我就收到羊先生的回覆。884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAECsa4YnF3
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「嘿嘿！我係唔會劇透㗎！你一路追落去咪知囉！至於係唔係happy ending，我都仲諗緊，未有咁快決定住。繼續追故啦巴打！」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVeBZVPBQg
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你老......！若果不是性命攸關真的想瘋狂派膠給這個羊先生！可惡！884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyKvoi8RUf
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