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No Plagiarism!lJXFFUyg0zcB7JwKWTLrposted on PENANA J鋒喺我赴約之前俾咗幾個tips我,話可以令我不致於太柒喎…8964 copyright protection472PENANANY2LLsC240 維尼
一:講多啲英文8964 copyright protection472PENANA6ty6cVGKZK 維尼
二:讚多啲條女8964 copyright protection472PENANA7Kxo0yNBE2 維尼
三:避免眼神接觸8964 copyright protection472PENANA5kzs6WOI3Z 維尼
一同二我都明,但三就百思不得其解,問佢問都只係答我去到現場就知…8964 copyright protection472PENANA2VMVxPwKau 維尼
我心諗,你有冇咁撚神機妙算先…8964 copyright protection472PENANA1WSJU1RXjM 維尼
下晝三點三,我準時咁遲十五分鐘去到朗豪坊,呢點都係J鋒教,因為佢話隻臭雞一撚定唔會準時。8964 copyright protection472PENANANGc8bufGhV 維尼
當我去到嘅時候,tinder都係無嚟自ashley問我到邊嘅訊息,同會早十分鐘到嘅肥婆形成強烈反差。8964 copyright protection472PENANAnO8kYu5qco 維尼
我whatsapp問一問J鋒:「佢會唔會放飛機架?」8964 copyright protection472PENANAoSgKXWbKWn 維尼
「睇定啲先,唔好喺tinder搵佢住,等多佢一陣先。」J鋒覆我。8964 copyright protection472PENANA7az2I1rxxf 維尼
我照J鋒說話做,話晒佢食女多過我食飯。8964 copyright protection472PENANAumaviU9Hc7 維尼
過多五分鐘,一個疑似ashley嘅物體喺門口行入嚟,四圍張望。8964 copyright protection472PENANALDrYZU0Lkx 維尼
我喺同佢相認之前決定先評頭品足一下,ashley著住一身黑色連身緊身吊帶褸屌裙,帶住一對條條揈嘅耳環,相信咁樣形容已經夠鮮明,就係典型高級雞嘅裝束。8964 copyright protection472PENANApCeVFRsz11 維尼
至於小弟,就梗係黑色tee赴約。8964 copyright protection472PENANAQeIu6r2WYB 維尼
由於我無喺tinder放相,所以ashley到咗之後,好快就喺tinder同我講佢到咗,問我著咩衫之類。8964 copyright protection472PENANA4EpCO4vX2p 維尼
「我見到你喇。」我輸入。8964 copyright protection472PENANAYDr1umhsmE 維尼
之後就鼓起勇氣上前同佢打招呼:8964 copyright protection472PENANAxHEicSTP53 維尼
「hi,你係ashley?」8964 copyright protection472PENANAkWYPqcWcHn 維尼
ashley一面錯愕望住我,任佢係一個戲子,都難掩失望之情,我相信如果係J鋒行埋去同佢打招呼,佢地已經把握時間直接買外賣上後街間時鐘酒店到食。8964 copyright protection472PENANA9whRpeKDQU 維尼
不過可惜我係我。8964 copyright protection472PENANA7JN8J4BVxS 維尼
「呃…係呀係呀…sorry呀我late咗少少。」ashley嘅語氣聽落一啲都唔內疚。8964 copyright protection472PENANAcVIrbsFBEe 維尼
「哦,唔緊要,我都係wait咗一陣之嘛。」我講。8964 copyright protection472PENANADAXxkZUlzs 維尼
「你想去邊度high tea?」ashley問。8964 copyright protection472PENANAKl8EQS7k30 維尼
「你有冇心水?無嘅話不如去xxx?」我提議,個地點當然都係J鋒幫我揀,呢啲地方我點會識。8964 copyright protection472PENANAkVExxvQQWL 維尼
「好呀,呢間我都有去開,you good taste!」ashley講。8964 copyright protection472PENANARmpiC5oJGu 維尼
「thanks。」8964 copyright protection472PENANAYKCnofA4xE 維尼
起初我有諗過ashley會唔會見到我個柒樣之後就搵個藉口調頭走,點知又無,咁我都唯有繼續同佢約會,講老實,我真係唔係咁想。8964 copyright protection472PENANAHxdQNHAFlj 維尼
ashley好明顯同我係兩個世界嘅人,佢呢類女仔一睇就知係會喺老蘭蒲到兩三點食洋腸嘅類型,當初相信佢只不過係好奇點解我會放九張風景相所以先like我。8964 copyright protection472PENANAruNiVvhl2d 維尼
要不是J鋒神一樣嘅搭訕技巧,佢一定唔會想見我。8964 copyright protection472PENANAJ8VG5jdy98 維尼
我同ashley行喺人來人往嘅旺角街頭,因為實在太多人,所以我都同佢靠到有啲埋,佢噴咗好濃烈嘅香水味,搞到我個鼻有啲唔舒服…8964 copyright protection472PENANAKjidSnuU3U 維尼
唉…我諗有唔少路人一定諗緊我係唔係叫ptgf…一路行就一路感受到異樣嘅目光,真係好唔自然。8964 copyright protection472PENANATsAovqKyGR 維尼
行過兩三條街之後,終於去到嗰間樓上cafe,不得不佩服J鋒識嘢之廣,一行入間cafe睇個裝修就知度係呢啲扮high class又唔係high class嘅海歸港女最愛。8964 copyright protection472PENANAPPKzocwAaG 維尼
佢嗌咗杯咖啡,我都嗌咗杯咖啡。8964 copyright protection472PENANA0kdKO8mtvM 維尼
我剩係可以用咖啡嚟形容杯飲品,事關個字我連讀都唔識讀,莫講話串返出嚟。8964 copyright protection472PENANAV6QbkHdZnU 維尼
「一樣吖。」望住個meun一籌莫展嘅我,當機立斷地喺ashley落完單之後就話要一樣。8964 copyright protection472PENANAmUpJtgExZl 維尼
How clever I am?8964 copyright protection472PENANAJc5GXhU2Cc 維尼
Sorry sorry,太投入角色。8964 copyright protection472PENANAP9RX2v6yek 維尼
「係呢,你喺外國study架?」我繼續跟住J鋒嘅tips同ashley溝通,為咗唔同佢eye contact,我一直望住窗外旺角街景。8964 copyright protection472PENANAwULv0C5kjZ 維尼
「係呀,中三之後就過咗london,係前排先返嚟。」ashley講。8964 copyright protection472PENANA87vSSYs95Q 維尼
「慣唔慣香港生活?」我問。8964 copyright protection472PENANAt3grQMA21U 維尼
「so far都ok,係空氣差啲。」ashley講。8964 copyright protection472PENANAYZFgJkUchb 維尼
「都係…哈哈…」8964 copyright protection472PENANAPozwJiiChJ 維尼
然之後就開始dead air,成個氣氛尷尬到一個點,我又諗唔到同佢講咩,佢又好似自得其樂咁喺度啜咖啡…8964 copyright protection472PENANATNupacxtDx 維尼
如果我係J鋒…呢個moment我會講啲咩呢…?8964 copyright protection472PENANAQ8hfSbZGaX 維尼
突然之間我醒起佢第二個tips,讚多啲佢!8964 copyright protection472PENANAJvw6SV7VUv 維尼
「你都幾independent架喎,中三咁細個就過去讀書。」我講。8964 copyright protection472PENANAVoG2OwCnRE 維尼
「嗰陣我喺機場喊到痴線話唔去。」8964 copyright protection472PENANAogUNwv2OOz 維尼
「我諗你daddy媽咪都好唔捨得你。」8964 copyright protection472PENANAkxCs4yBnAz 維尼
「who knows?」ashley講。8964 copyright protection472PENANAjmpADwh3rF 維尼
睇嚟家家有本難念的經,我都係唔再講咁多…8964 copyright protection472PENANAhESPNs5HFT 維尼
之後嘅時間,我就喺間cafe入面鳩坐,杯咖啡一早已經飲晒,嘢又唔知講咩好…8964 copyright protection472PENANAw3MGmloEfu 維尼
但出奇嘅係,ashley竟然一啲想走嘅意慾都無,就只係靜靜地坐喺度慢慢啜慢慢啜,得閒又咬下飲筒,得閒又望下窗咁,乜佢唔會覺得唔自然嘅咩?8964 copyright protection472PENANAAzItMiJfzn 維尼
我襯呢個空檔whatsapp J鋒,打算叫佢出嚟救場。8964 copyright protection472PENANAXlp2ycEDw8 維尼
「喂,而家dead air呀,好撚老尷呀,過嚟救我走啦。」8964 copyright protection472PENANAiUR6g1rURC 維尼
「你自己執生啦,我唔得閒。」8964 copyright protection472PENANAZcB3M3iTsX 維尼
屌你,兄弟喎?8964 copyright protection472PENANADaCZeBc4H6 維尼
「我地一陣去邊?」ashley問。8964 copyright protection472PENANAlA7ShIv0Yp 維尼
屌,唔撚係掛,仲諗住繼續?8964 copyright protection472PENANAvzDlFbB1YB 維尼
「去…去夾公仔?」我情急之下提議。8964 copyright protection472PENANAY51vuv63gH 維尼
旺角唔知由幾時開始,開咗好多夾公仔舖頭,我帶住ashley左穿右插,去到一間新開張無耐嘅大舖。8964 copyright protection472PENANAybCXqwaU4f 維尼
新開張會易夾啲,好似係。8964 copyright protection472PENANADt48ngeKlH 維尼
間舖頭喺砵蘭街附近,沿途有極多麻甩佬向ashley投以淫賤嘅目光,但ashley似乎毫不在意。8964 copyright protection472PENANAnclTq60IuY 維尼
入到公仔舖,我直接唱咗一百蚊散銀,希望夾到靚嘢送俾ashley當見面禮。8964 copyright protection472PENANAmgFER49GYh 維尼
「我唔識玩架喎…」ashley講。8964 copyright protection472PENANAe9gHqoz8u2 維尼
「我教你啦…」8964 copyright protection472PENANA7gmxZ97DCM 維尼
我假假地都係一個毒撚,對夾公仔點都有啲心得。8964 copyright protection472PENANAQW2s9YUySU 維尼
「嗱…夾公仔呢,首先要行一轉成間舖頭,睇下啲機嘅公仔擺位,嗱好似呢啲咁,塞到死一死就好難夾…」我一路帶住佢行一路講。8964 copyright protection472PENANA5vF2MdYGgV 維尼
「咁呢部呢?」ashley指住一部寵物小精靈嘅機問我,入面有耿鬼,有小火龍,有比卡超,都係一啲受歡迎嘅小精靈。8964 copyright protection472PENANATsKsExmTMt 維尼
「有啲難度,但無話唔得…」我仔細觀察一下之後講。8964 copyright protection472PENANAr1UhzSS9G6 維尼
「呢個,我要呢個!」ashley指住耿鬼講,露出今日第一次笑容,而且係一個唔符合佢成熟妝容嘅天真笑容。8964 copyright protection472PENANA8p84trtyFQ 維尼
搞到我春心蕩漾咗半下…8964 copyright protection472PENANA9xTV2XrRvJ 維尼
果然毒撚就係容易動情…8964 copyright protection472PENANAXCiPxaY61b 維尼
「交俾我。」我投入一個五蚊銀,自信滿滿咁講。8964 copyright protection472PENANAoHu9N6UoLn 維尼
隻抓喺我操作之下緩緩移動,慢慢去到耿鬼頭上,我開始轉動搖扞,使出甩抓技巧,落抓!8964 copyright protection472PENANArs9Q96Jijl 維尼
「oh jesus!nearly!」ashley好興奮咁瘋狂拍我膊頭。8964 copyright protection472PENANAF6Knalf9P3 維尼
「可惜,你要唔要試下?」8964 copyright protection472PENANAzE1AVkgZMp 維尼
「yes!yes!」8964 copyright protection472PENANAeat95N2nSx 維尼
「嗱你將隻抓郁過去先…然之後急速來回操控枝搖杆…」8964 copyright protection472PENANA1q2ZNCU4X9 維尼
「how?」ashley一頭霧水,將隻抓亂咁揈…8964 copyright protection472PENANAbpGcpASwUM 維尼
「唔係,你隻手要再快啲…但要控制隻抓唔好移離隻公仔頭頂…」8964 copyright protection472PENANAkpIkxnQ7uk 維尼
「fuck!why so difficult?」ashley講。8964 copyright protection472PENANA5NVCIr7ji4 維尼
時間夠,自動落抓…8964 copyright protection472PENANABK4iCM7urO 維尼
「why?I didn’t press it!」8964 copyright protection472PENANA6Z1beEohl3 維尼
「夠鐘呀…哈哈…」8964 copyright protection472PENANA1pETEztihK 維尼
「shit…都係俾返你玩…」ashley講。8964 copyright protection472PENANAHUaEZffV28 維尼
「ok,count on me!」我講。8964 copyright protection472PENANAxdO1JZ08Cn 維尼
之後我大展神威,一百蚊未用晒就夾咗耿鬼,小火龍同比卡超出嚟。8964 copyright protection472PENANAfnY62jRjXq 維尼
離開公仔舖嘅時候日落西山,ashley喺個袋到拎咗包煙同打火機出嚟,走咗去附近一個垃圾筒開始食,面上掛住滿足嘅笑容。8964 copyright protection472PENANAwBjQBk9HVb 維尼
「你要唔要?」佢問我。8964 copyright protection472PENANACyKzGKDsna 維尼
「我無食開煙。」我講。8964 copyright protection472PENANAcgEcZj0mln 維尼
「2k1q,你要唔要?」佢吹啖煙出嚟,問我。8964 copyright protection472PENANAufkroL2xtL 維尼
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