這手機八成是中毒了！995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXINNgan4Ua
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlPaXnJU7w
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwqi4B1DAX
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuB2d512y4
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比方說最早的這一則：995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYJ737l3Pe
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznbRHliR8X
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCNxh0O9Kw
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkl5N2tJL4
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BsBTxZj1g
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zJrwx8fge
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刪掉！995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQKmbIR89F
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46yMvKZCN5
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbCKHgG1or
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytuSWF2LIc
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpB02xtaDzn
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMnG69Vamw
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepTYsLGrlj
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQtVnAMCkn
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其它還有像...995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLYXEKEJOM
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7JZ0VYGtD
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1JlFUD2M3
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlfGgICwcE
我沒有存款！995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaADmBfTWm3
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i1zP51A3n
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我也沒有朋友！！995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF70L3l01EL
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ILNQCTTzw
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我更沒有女朋友！！！995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMUTD6hn5J
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGTnOf6veo
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsL7WG5G1B
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2wdK8Pylo
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyfrwieNEG
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw6NTknPHd
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhRvnjI8Sy
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAY0D0ghpX
