這手機八成是中毒了！1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouNdTv1xgU
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhf1irwYgJM
會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJRbqACfef
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeND5Gfq05i
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSyH0oJCM4
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW8INU9O16
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比方說最早的這一則：1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJhLOnwHRU
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2EA7eZHcg
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIgPy18Yo7
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7IfGn1msH
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AWYb1eTdB
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk1GN6QUwb
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRaR7Y0GV0
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycpOKTLZsF
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLfwJlqSoF
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHz9KjZ6g1
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFcJQV9bGJ
刪掉！1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFrH5eMJVh
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnX4wUQQnW
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTDFUYqUlw
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCzLdv9DUe
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8qw34Dco2
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pRHn7hdxM
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4Ct22qwww
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVNGDd6uN1
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOrbEzv64n
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHXrgsVPIS
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFWOlEj7q7
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其它還有像...1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQckZjgxwC
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pFB3fCSHk
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfu3TecBWK
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2Zos8SJcP
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvkuVxHpai
我沒有存款！1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvxk5hv3m8
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCgZrKyFXc
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我也沒有朋友！！1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4rqVT9iEF
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYWawlxy4M
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4wAnN1Ylg
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtexWRwxMcQ
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtVCO5jUFk
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9kNRcqMHH
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMfzGzRWmk
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0Zcg4Sg8C刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAzRvJlCE7
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6u9qISrge
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl6jiSRCG4
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMRn7vR0e5
1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHKuoNf43y
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1023Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtjkk6YR5Y
