這手機八成是中毒了!1048Please respect copyright.PENANAMxjESns9YX
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvOcijxyVoS
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAIsQAx39GqS
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1048Please respect copyright.PENANAkPKGcQLsqP
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比方說最早的這一則:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAsqMuLp2hGQ
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!1048Please respect copyright.PENANAQgKkZ42PSZ
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?1048Please respect copyright.PENANAO75WTlXtQD
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?1048Please respect copyright.PENANAGmobjNQibe
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1048Please respect copyright.PENANAEmmMqRhcDB
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?1048Please respect copyright.PENANASG6t4G4p75
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刪掉!1048Please respect copyright.PENANALUO1FenvZ8
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1048Please respect copyright.PENANANANGeUBJu2
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!1048Please respect copyright.PENANAZnYBflZwFF
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,1048Please respect copyright.PENANARxryTwl2Lp
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAwEk2O1VAd0
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!1048Please respect copyright.PENANA27BZ2eJZ66
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?1048Please respect copyright.PENANAQGByhJU18m
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?1048Please respect copyright.PENANAA9sCNBa9gK
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其它還有像...1048Please respect copyright.PENANAwvMIFOmApL
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...1048Please respect copyright.PENANA9sD5Qtgptr
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!1048Please respect copyright.PENANAoYyWfjIu3o
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1048Please respect copyright.PENANAxRrY7bCl9v
我沒有存款!1048Please respect copyright.PENANAGx7VJk8cDS
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1048Please respect copyright.PENANAXaYgH6YnzV
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我也沒有朋友!!1048Please respect copyright.PENANATw354QOUn3
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...1048Please respect copyright.PENANAEK49UaV6dI
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我更沒有女朋友!!!1048Please respect copyright.PENANAIPYxsFh3bW
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!1048Please respect copyright.PENANA3aSlRP4rlE
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...1048Please respect copyright.PENANAZk8pghmhb1
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!1048Please respect copyright.PENANAwIReKN9LbH
1048Please respect copyright.PENANANLNRIGyYmI刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!1048Please respect copyright.PENANAESyzl8JauT
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...1048Please respect copyright.PENANArfRhY1sJY5
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAhKJZlTveW1
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAQbw5eMDu4d
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」1048Please respect copyright.PENANApTJjfbBuum