這手機八成是中毒了！1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gLLAFMBfQ
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZDW4jDOHN
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvoguBAjiz
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulWNg9gxNf
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比方說最早的這一則：1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAXnHE9Epo
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnVAusNzXy
1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAci6zmScjx
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlIMrlf3TX
1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqPWHniRGQ
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS1YNZu3ln
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqPlZlzki4
1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr23b4ZKT9c
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1OSDtweqn
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刪掉！1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6U8jb0Gvm
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNxX2abPO4
1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt75ME2J5B5
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLUlHDojNK
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE7dIrovlG
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYF30PtNVV
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFehmNLJih
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHEq5Dj9H0
1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67Mqi32MjE
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIs4Iqa6qPR
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其它還有像...1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3FmwiD19F
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhqihrXQTO
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM80VmmHHvE
1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEtBk5SMl8
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoFX14eBos
我沒有存款！1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQ8bgejwPR
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpudoqYG41k
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我也沒有朋友！！1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSL8zofEb2
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSaoVNgL2d
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo4A4nll5i
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7SrV2dJFF
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7dsDx2m3M
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qo3IdgiKQ
1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut8GbQK2CT刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfqFXWsXg6
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZQGhnz4Yx
1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LqMoXZoiE
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLJIXHhSCG
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOUfG0VJDt
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1054Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdRgbqlUsC
