這手機八成是中毒了！1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgomIpfvuFh
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLleeUqxOV
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXk3pL1VTq8
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaXV9RUmu6
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比方說最早的這一則：1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlopx1aoCG1
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKMxlQrW87
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAtlnTNl3K
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpi8EoIwDbm
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Bwy5vOOBQ
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFbPRn4Ppw
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刪掉！1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaJRNsa86j
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ofqa9euYK
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKQNppd4qW
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYW5OHgFdX
1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RO91r2UG1
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtspyPot9t5
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDXd2xS0k0
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMZNlu7nuE
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pTdVaDd3h
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其它還有像...1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx2whEyP76
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzw2lbdQrm
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0euyfq3wS
1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyVo1eVx6x
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bngxgh7Aw
我沒有存款！1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnBq4mzcuA
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmWDLWfIcV
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我也沒有朋友！！1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0fJmRVSfs
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oMFNIEvOQ
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpiF8pmY3N
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwsWzajLqQ
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIyGPaC9vY
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7x2UmXiUFc
1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCI3mDvq79F刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb6Kt4wKCY
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zbf21WgKo
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Z71L9JtwW
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDenB7FqEJS
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1055Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxDtXBE9Z2
