這手機八成是中毒了！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxjESns9YX
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOcijxyVoS
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsQAx39GqS
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8tUZWTKaO
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPKGcQLsqP
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比方說最早的這一則：1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqMuLp2hGQ
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDpx85RNxS
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgKkZ42PSZ
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02pVWfQpRq
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO75WTlXtQD
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYPcFlabkX
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmobjNQibe
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPostTMf8M
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmmMqRhcDB
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7tiAqsQln
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSG6t4G4p75
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeThKAD42zR
刪掉！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUO1FenvZ8
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XyD74hJG5
還有像昨天這條簡訊...1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNANGeUBJu2
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN31MccLLS
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnYBflZwFF
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpw9GoBxps
仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxryTwl2Lp
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtQx3OzS9r
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEk2O1VAd0
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnkkOOjap9
我哪來的閒錢去網購！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27BZ2eJZ66
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLqJI9VbYR
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGByhJU18m
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dXTWONROA
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9sCNBa9gK
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9VtZ6mcU5
其它還有像...1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvMIFOmApL
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sD5Qtgptr
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYyWfjIu3o
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQupXNH2ed2
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRrY7bCl9v
我沒有存款！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx7VJk8cDS
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAjuTUKEkQ
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaYgH6YnzV
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwd2j7EhICM
我也沒有朋友！！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTw354QOUn3
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEK49UaV6dI
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoIgpu4G28
我更沒有女朋友！！！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPYxsFh3bW
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttguHmMJE0
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aSlRP4rlE
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33j6ZUg5ao
這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk8pghmhb1
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuvGLIk8oL
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIReKN9LbH
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLNRIGyYmI刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESyzl8JauT
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndwcTkkUmU
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfRhY1sJY5
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRlNwHpt4V
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKJZlTveW1
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbw5eMDu4d
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ed9kichGs
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTJjfbBuum
