這手機八成是中毒了！1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuOlZpjqwf
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ5oMzFVRw
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLt2jQPs7yh
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpPh5kUPKN
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比方說最早的這一則：1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkPS1GJzcV
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSt4oBL7nNC
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3A3hhYzTMN
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfwqCSOOix
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsvc0K0lrO
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9AJ72uLoL
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刪掉！1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ9Uv3gEGH
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZcuqabYlk
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRK6CkYmq3a
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nu71e7ilt
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygGnyKb6xC
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRuH1nIM9q
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsbQE0K92F
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZGjGRST4G
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其它還有像...1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygm3DPXNpK
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn1OSIWu2L
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcffUjFo6l5
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cYBcr869W
我沒有存款！1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGC9EfO4Lm
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34UszMdpUW
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我也沒有朋友！！1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73NWSm0N7r
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXW6AYIAZz3
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwdFd0Z5m8
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykTJj7XswL
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMScwGyHxF0
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7K5fuK8DZ
1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhedecNP2a刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARuZZ72i1i
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XIJnisa3u
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrk1mFozfc
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvDAaP1XCu
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1095Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSRSYFGydC
