這手機八成是中毒了！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrngcgQBCiN
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSW76BdgZa
會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Sev8akY06
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHUljvlCwx
或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YzGCOAkX4
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LQSJj5gjb
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL84VuFuIsV
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXeDZjJlsl
比方說最早的這一則：1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY8RBoMkd6
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFXYkp1xkT
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnmocXCslt
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3Eys17mAC
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IlVpt0flo
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo5e405ivM
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0MTXHfWHa
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBHzpOxvoN
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFuEgv5veH
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm704iSii5
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbEDClTP3S
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpEbEmEMTt
刪掉！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUKu9ycejK
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xVgNov4HM
還有像昨天這條簡訊...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWqsTK43sb
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9c3iS7RZ6
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSphNQ6bTt
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblTHXu7797
仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzEXfki3qK
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteozWusFzC
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IMqn6Raxj
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gLtoRmX53
我哪來的閒錢去網購！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOk2mzMl5aR
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFxqNcTf0k
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgqu5XvM2f
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKppytO6LfV
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSomdLhDhg
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgXHskwd1d
其它還有像...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHqn3BkhOc
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCESXtxHQXZ
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B8qWLZewC
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDePd4HYEG
呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxUd1MhvyW
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VWkX82Yf2
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoVc6raZ5Q
我沒有存款！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ogu59W7Nt
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81XQIWz0BW
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnObUxK2R9
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6NNOc1r8L
我也沒有朋友！！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeIUcMrUvO
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4O6p3oYxS
老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqI7XcD2agw
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPGGrQ6XSU
我更沒有女朋友！！！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi0q01kfxh
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmpfBqkFML
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwV5ebBtDXY
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6QV8qYD8U
這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwH6dfcVP9
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaa3HxQ26dh
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGILcJxPT87
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn1tycOh9e刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRGVXKpagV
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98vHNaHN4V
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhWhgIPw8Q
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8afi3yODp
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxWsFxJxUy
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttcQ2zQAnD
最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhIOaVnIPa
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxMQnYKQ3g
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbC8lqmfdR
