這手機八成是中毒了!1055Please respect copyright.PENANAgomIpfvuFh
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...1055Please respect copyright.PENANAdLleeUqxOV
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,1055Please respect copyright.PENANAXk3pL1VTq8
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1055Please respect copyright.PENANABaXV9RUmu6
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比方說最早的這一則:1055Please respect copyright.PENANAlopx1aoCG1
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!1055Please respect copyright.PENANAcKMxlQrW87
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?1055Please respect copyright.PENANAEAtlnTNl3K
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?1055Please respect copyright.PENANApi8EoIwDbm
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1055Please respect copyright.PENANA7Bwy5vOOBQ
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?1055Please respect copyright.PENANAUFbPRn4Ppw
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刪掉!1055Please respect copyright.PENANAeaJRNsa86j
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1055Please respect copyright.PENANA4ofqa9euYK
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!1055Please respect copyright.PENANAtKQNppd4qW
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,1055Please respect copyright.PENANAtYW5OHgFdX
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,1055Please respect copyright.PENANAtspyPot9t5
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!1055Please respect copyright.PENANAqDXd2xS0k0
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?1055Please respect copyright.PENANAjMZNlu7nuE
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?1055Please respect copyright.PENANA6pTdVaDd3h
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其它還有像...1055Please respect copyright.PENANANx2whEyP76
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...1055Please respect copyright.PENANAGzw2lbdQrm
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!1055Please respect copyright.PENANAH0euyfq3wS
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1055Please respect copyright.PENANA5bngxgh7Aw
我沒有存款!1055Please respect copyright.PENANApnBq4mzcuA
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1055Please respect copyright.PENANAEmWDLWfIcV
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我也沒有朋友!!1055Please respect copyright.PENANAu0fJmRVSfs
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...1055Please respect copyright.PENANA1oMFNIEvOQ
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我更沒有女朋友!!!1055Please respect copyright.PENANAnpiF8pmY3N
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!1055Please respect copyright.PENANAKwsWzajLqQ
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...1055Please respect copyright.PENANAxIyGPaC9vY
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!1055Please respect copyright.PENANA7x2UmXiUFc
1055Please respect copyright.PENANACI3mDvq79F刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!1055Please respect copyright.PENANARb6Kt4wKCY
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...1055Please respect copyright.PENANA2zbf21WgKo
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,1055Please respect copyright.PENANA9Z71L9JtwW
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:1055Please respect copyright.PENANADenB7FqEJS
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAyxDtXBE9Z2