今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuTay4PFqa
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFPN9DHIKt
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMZMeMTUYk
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG28TiYIp9
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4pQSToSqg
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0SSghn4C7
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「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQJ3totQtL
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6C8ufVuuLI
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHJQ7iIBuL
我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WsApMG6JV
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSFJUdE5dG
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb065PUXW8s
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「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQTJwdeJB2
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聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCT8tb1bOF
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvrH3AoGKd
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKD5wm2g2a
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBD26j0SuG
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULZd01GFpw
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAljjq8Vsv
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCE6XiLBZw
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9xiMMyceu
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP5eQzUNpM
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9DnflVOvx
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJKq1hglEq
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVuXvRMzn6
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSjsQx7yO2
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創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIsmxJk1vR
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzD18tJxaWe
每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2BzGEO9Ox
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDXmFMy0Pj
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPZWGXopRy
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你有3則未接來電1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvypVDJT7lL
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQqdjlvM6r
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysqbXWJ5wt
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於是...1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39FkgBScrD
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忍耐LV.9：1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom2ODKzxTo
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMEM8K017y
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx2pGlyx3D
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAgVGyWkFo
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT9iOX1u9U
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkJnsU635k
強迫LV.6：1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdJolQVK3R
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBSB75ymzm
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fmtLTusi3
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡharhN3M4Oi
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfV4utdsIbS
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoSOn4ODjx
觀察LV.3：1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCLmv3B5wI
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz1zlxV6J5
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDTJoX1brW
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWd0Te9r7A
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Pnc13I2l7
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJuQKEKl7Q
吟遊詩人LV.1：1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzD1e9Mgw7P
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRP3c3nRNE
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ened0V6e4
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9laKgk4qw
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93gLBAdSNQ
衛生紙LV.1：1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcosi6nqd3j
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD25bgYTItm
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstrlpwvBph
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHYszOauqc
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIzIdynOjP
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1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6RqP8lsg0
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DVLC6Jj1o
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkhv11yCJD
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TCVM8K3gg
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP2FhVVlg2
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJFGk044xq
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12n8YQozKi
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmZbVFPU0s
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAgATEOqDR
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArC6jbiTAF
1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZmg5SJyjm
電話那頭說：1332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxl9d3JMIj2
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