「唔洗咁驚訝點解我會知你到咗,因為架𨋢un果下好嘈,聽咗十幾年慣晒。」Patrick慢慢行入工作枱。638Please respect copyright.PENANA1MpWieGEjK
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「……」燈光反射下佢滑捋捋嘅光頭,真係恨不我想伸手摸一摸。638Please respect copyright.PENANAnMpyEvy3m3
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補習社門口一打開,就見到一個鮮紅色嘅半身櫃,上面放咗幾個文件夾同埋一盆仙人掌,轉左向前行就有一塊壁報板,上面掛住啲學生獎項同埋師生合照,我見到有一個外藉老師同埋一個好似張衛健嘅人,應該就係Patrick,638Please respect copyright.PENANAUwH24TAk96
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話說小弟細個都被呀媽迫參加過英文考試,好似係University of Cambridge ESOL Examinations。 Reading, Writing, Listening幾多分就唔提喇,但估唔到Speaking有5/5。細個講英文好似唔識怕羞咁,識幾多就講幾多,大個咗反而連中文都講得唔好。638Please respect copyright.PENANACGN1dvJ5Wl
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Patrick催促我:「一陣慢慢畀你參觀,快啲過嚟畀啲資料我睇吓先。」638Please respect copyright.PENANA5pDkLPT1Dw
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望得太入神一時都唔記得咗自己嚟見工。638Please respect copyright.PENANAnkAyDSa9bG
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再行入補習社中心地帶就有兩間班房、一張老細枱、一張office工作枱。638Please respect copyright.PENANAq3WumZBvgl
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我去咗佢張枱兼照待處坐低,坐低望住佢打開電腦,發現佢五官真係同張衛健一模一樣,頭髮當然係冇啦,不過佢下巴係有留羊咩鬚,所以應該唔係佢嚟。我果陣仲諗住叫佢喺我面前唱翻首身體健康嚟證明唔係佢本人。638Please respect copyright.PENANA7Kal1u04V7
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「係唔係好似張衛健呢,俾人誤會過好多次,有時返工搭巴士無啦啦有人叫我同佢影相,其實我之前係唔留鬚㗎,不過留咗鬚少咗好多人問我,所以就一直留。」佢視線從電腦螢幕轉向我雙眼。638Please respect copyright.PENANAiDZRSQi1kz
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佢究竟係咪讀心神探嚟?638Please respect copyright.PENANAPSKGODsWS0
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我呃佢:「哦……都唔係好似姐。」638Please respect copyright.PENANAzvm1XHeaX8
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佢好嚴肅咁講:「我依度唔請唔誠實嘅人,你可以走喇。」638Please respect copyright.PENANA53oF4UMgbR
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其實由細到大我都唔鍾意俾人睇穿個內心,所以好小事都會講大話,連對住我好朋友阿腳都會講,不過佢都已經習慣咗。638Please respect copyright.PENANAjEbgRkxhcp
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「其實都真係幾似,但pat鬚搞到唔係好似。」我繼續講大話,跌落地都要揦返拃沙啦,點都要維持自己嘅面子。638Please respect copyright.PENANAcN7HOeTYji
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「嗯……你攞啲資料嚟睇吓。」佢好似相信咗我。638Please respect copyright.PENANAo8o5BEjRwf
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「XXXX中學畢業,band3嚟,咁都入到U。」佢眉頭緊皺,一臉疑惑。638Please respect copyright.PENANA8jZzlwzgbN
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「……」其實我對自己成績都幾慚愧。638Please respect copyright.PENANAuuc87OAgO6
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「DSE中文成績: 2、4、5*、2,overall 4;英文: 2、3、2、4,overall 3;數學: 5 ,你啲成績咁古怪嘅。」佢審視緊我張dse cert。638Please respect copyright.PENANArFjQmPusff
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我搲一搲頭:「考得差果啲因為前一晚訓得唔好。」638Please respect copyright.PENANAfdSVSti6qb
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「哦,你好彩喇,我哋依度請緊功課輔導老師,英文功課會有我或者另外一個外籍老師對,遲啲介紹你識。」638Please respect copyright.PENANAFP9JAXRt5o
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我聽到之後鬆一口氣。638Please respect copyright.PENANAG8nt1x60j1
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「嗱,我依度對老師得一個要求,就係要夠惡,你當我係學生,你試吓鬧我。」佢望住我整咗個狠樣比我睇。638Please respect copyright.PENANA9mL9MDt8P9
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好彩之前有睇東張西望仲有啲記憶。638Please respect copyright.PENANANbT3DE2ZH2
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「如果你喺個安全情況下真係要幫嗰個人,咁…咁…咁…要發出一個比較有震撼性少少既聲音,咁哩個震撼聲我就可以示範俾你睇,ARHAJIU!」638Please respect copyright.PENANAQYAwHObIlX
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「Patrick你嘈夠未呀。」我將ARHAJIU嘅精華用丹田運氣嗌出嚟。638Please respect copyright.PENANAF9fh5HvenA
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「……」空氣突然安靜。638Please respect copyright.PENANADMTgJdvgPQ
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佢無啦啦一野轟落張枱,用貫穿成層嘅咆哮聲:「何柏偉!你今日冇得放小息!」638Please respect copyright.PENANAiqxWLMyATo
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唔知係咪佢氣場好大,搞到我好似成個小學生淨係識擘大個口望住佢。果然薑都係老嘅比較辣。638Please respect copyright.PENANA0pWOG8WZwJ
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「我諗你平時都好少大聲講野㗎喇,你可以試吓唔出聲用眼神嚇吓啲學生,因為你唔講野個樣都幾唔友善吓。」Patrick雙眼從下到上打量我。638Please respect copyright.PENANAkhPDjBjibJ
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其實係咪姐係話我唔出聲個樣好西。638Please respect copyright.PENANAWBxnxF5yyL
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「好喇,其實都可以唔洗咁惡嘅,我同個外藉老師Cindy兩個都咁惡,你間唔中扮吓好人咁樣仲好。」佢終於露出一個比較寬容嘅樣。638Please respect copyright.PENANA1IMF5hS48z
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「@#$%!?」啲老細係咪好鍾意玩見工嘅人。638Please respect copyright.PENANA0nkMsuakWm
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「最後想問吓你覺得咩係自由,其實我就當請咗你,所以你唔洗咁緊張點答,我想知道依家大學生係咩諗法姐。」佢無啦啦變得好正經。638Please respect copyright.PENANAuFtF1iorJT
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由於我個人真係好多疑,我內心不斷糾纏究竟佢係講真話定想試我呢?638Please respect copyright.PENANAYu0xoo08cm
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