行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmgoMiBtBg
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjCgcJL8tx
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDnX7y8tZk
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAhcPDxTc0
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEl5Xr9uTzz
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtw74M4Rmz
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGmyA2Eih1
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2zoNl7Dpq
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOraodHJ1c
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8G52xAJY5
「……」我繼續唔講野。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7s5Aoa0o3O
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwtvwUJTva
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMW5LW6AUw
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDkJka0Mwa
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjvILhm6w1
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCuJkPc2wm
老實講依個動作幾可愛。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9C2xUO5A0
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F7xjXDFZl
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPqWhrpABD
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxSIDQlZX9
「……」我腦內突然hang機。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JEgiK1xU1
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKehoQ7ipxg
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PRbywKXKU
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTu091om6w
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWX3w76ssN
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ucrTyqUsN
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Xna9x8xsa
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj2FikSmCI
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqBrNW8Ju1
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8oygKtVGH
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGCUM6ZXxC
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZa5DZbwDV
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSWrGXPPOX
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs6FfRufu1
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54zMVYdRO5
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIl7lHi6N6
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喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSc9IlvVEI
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEp1tajYZ0
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmQoZYjUlP
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIW8hTwnSh
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIuzDJ1aHL
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyMlbEy6MH
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oB471TPFF
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我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WbYZXPh1K
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeK6hPSyVag
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkRcOOEg1Y
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佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHE4kaScuS7
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睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbJxj3m1Eb
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf8vSjviLa
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9v2zAHexS
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1wh8nRojO
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmqQOatnSp
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfDvmQSXZZ
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ674M7vIunf
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HpwUTDLwh
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyTLemAV7x
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYgz0I5wh2
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbrnwJc75I
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT1qlWvWNY
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT22a7SBsSY
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK7wzXTAil
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC11is8HFUd
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqvyuBKBGX
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EzSq7xhe2
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykejpi63Sx
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2HnZcdmSE
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEUDyRV0n8
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6py4hzFe1
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19VTF7jXX5
「拜拜。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiYAdILol6
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa1eGp02q5
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdzN1gfwRx
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJr7QEJ5cK6
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKBvI5VOLn
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