行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7oDljNrAN
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZqo8rDWdZ
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0dYmlPxYP
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「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6yMilZexa
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「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohAXkO1ymM
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「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBirtJkBvkj
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「……」我繼續唔講野。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZ7qwMhEij
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依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J723oCGDY
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跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0zP6LzT0u
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFY8ZDrTY2
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「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonJ0EwQaLx
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「……」我腦內突然hang機。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a3HXJKsAL
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGWOSXsSE4
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我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4aS2Ede49
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「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYEGIFKZYo
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忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamuZI2DxUw
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我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2Knbmh6ji
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Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9MqLXzJDQ
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我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8623jN3N66
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佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3TJaHvF8Y
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喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOzvPFQ05Q
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聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yqcofFuC4
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「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOo4J2yNrQ
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佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf65vdKSVw4
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我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhteVEsoHH
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我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Lla1a858f
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佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6u4WjxAE9
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睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJWDMvkA7h
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笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmy3C8l5v2G
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佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y29NORvmh
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「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7m4GL08zO
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「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCerGj4pntW
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無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jDWunplBx
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我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmmzjFYyCt
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「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwq3DEem8n
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過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFwycHZEE6
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Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRELCPW2F0p
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「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGji3fOk92
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「拜拜。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69fNvhDTcy
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因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlWs5drBFW
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其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp4Qn6O8R3
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