工作地點就在衛家,不用調藥、不用專業知識、不用付出魔力,只需要換件漂亮的新衣裳,再消耗一點點點點的體力,即可獲得大筆報酬。錢多、事少、離家近,這麼好的工作哪裡找?425Please respect copyright.PENANAv0bUuXWaAN
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聽衛太太那麼說,漢賽爾當然馬上就答應了,於是,十幾分鐘後,就演變為漢賽爾用公主抱抱著凱帝,站在機器前供人拍攝的情況。425Please respect copyright.PENANA9w17P8Q6rN
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BL寫真集模特兒。衛太太是這麼說的。425Please respect copyright.PENANAHgwcDJK2nf
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衛太太有個朋友專門發行BL寫真書,最近正苦於找不到適合的題材,衛太太一聽到凱帝跟漢賽爾兩個人瀕臨破產,立刻慫恿他們接下工作、並向那位攝影師朋友大肆推薦,對方得到消息後立刻就趕了過來──畢竟,坊間能雇到的兒童模特兒有限,願意讓孩子接這種案子的父母就更少了,這可是個千載難逢的機會!更別提雙方事實上都是成年人,也沒那麼多顧慮。425Please respect copyright.PENANAuWjKxElm56
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此時兩人都換上對方提供的西裝,漢賽爾碎唸了一句「小孩子穿什麼西裝啊」馬上就被對方大吼一句:「西裝是男人的浪漫啊!」兼長達三千字的訓話。425Please respect copyright.PENANAi5R7COpqZL
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好吧,為了錢,就算是叫他裸奔──不,裸奔好像還是太超過了,葛麗特可不會想要有一個被判妨礙風化罪逮捕入獄的哥哥──為了錢,就算叫他在鏡頭前脫到只剩一件內褲,漢賽爾都會乖乖照做!425Please respect copyright.PENANAp3bfRJcnBm
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攝影師帶了好幾套不同的西裝讓他們替換,雖然漢賽爾覺得除了顏色之外根本沒有差別。此時他穿的是黑西裝兼短褲、凱帝穿的是成套白西裝。425Please respect copyright.PENANAWLMM1LxFBr
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「好!可以了!」攝影師按下好幾次快門後如此宣佈,漢賽爾將凱帝放了下來,「漢賽爾先生,麻煩你躺到地上,黑林先生,跪下,麻煩你把他的左腿抬起來,不對,不是這樣,身體靠近一點、抬高一點……」425Please respect copyright.PENANA0aeiCtJGzC
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為了錢、為了錢、為了錢……漢賽爾不停在心中重述這三個字,任由自己像具沒有意識的屍體般供人擺佈,無論多羞恥的姿勢都不打算吭聲,反正給凱帝亂摸他也算賺到。425Please respect copyright.PENANAT53rq2YL8G
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倒是凱帝一副不大甘願的模樣,金褐眼完全沒有看向身下的男孩,被指定要將人的腿抬到自己肩膀上的那隻手也要抬不抬的,攝影師明明叫他靠近一點、腰就是怎樣也不肯彎下來。425Please respect copyright.PENANAtt6FhlVD3i
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「這樣不行啊,」攝影師朝他們走去,抓住黑髮男孩的腳打算親自調整動作,「應該要──唔哇!」425Please respect copyright.PENANA9lH1mvc01U
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一道有實體的光芒將攝影師往後彈開,漢賽爾跟凱帝都愣了下,意識到自己幹了什麼的糖果屋老闆才一邊說「對不起,你沒事吧?」一邊朝攝影師走去,在將無辜的攝影師拉起確認對方並無大礙後,凱帝望了眼坐起身的漢賽爾就別過臉去:425Please respect copyright.PENANALFixg1dHm8
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「……我做不到。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAxBh9YQUNzI
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「什麼?」攝影師揉著摔疼的腰反問,金髮青年才難堪地重述一次:425Please respect copyright.PENANAbGKO3fwYFY
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「這種像是要侵犯小孩子一樣的動作,我做不到。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAhboxaYP93d
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原來你真的不是戀童癖啊──漢賽爾在這句話脫口前就趕緊嚥了回去,攝影師則是看著他們良久,就在漢賽爾忖著這打工八成是泡湯了的時候,攝影師忽然一臉激動地握住凱帝的手,感動萬分的說道:425Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6LtsEXu9S
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「我知道了!你也是正太攻的愛好者對吧!」425Please respect copyright.PENANAqB2exS65cS
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「呃?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAyfNAD8yWQs
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凱帝傻愣著反應不過來,攝影師連珠砲似的說下去:「哎呀要不是正太受愛好者比正太攻多了不知道幾百倍,正太攻幾乎沒人要買,我也不想拍正太受的照片啊!雷都雷死人了!為五斗米折腰啊!久逢知己,既然難得遇到黑林先生你這個同好,這次我就豁出去,拍一份正太攻特輯吧!你當受沒問題吧?沒問題?那就麻煩你躺到地上了,黑林先生。漢賽爾先生,拜託你像我剛才下的指令那樣做……」425Please respect copyright.PENANApwioD6mS8U
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縱然完全搞不懂這個攝影師在講些什麼鬼,兩人還是乖乖照做,漢賽爾毫不費力地將凱帝的左腿掛到自己肩上,另一手隔著布料摸上對方柔軟的腹部,由上往下俯瞰這個平時都需要他抬頭看的人,然後不意外地發現自己還滿喜歡這種感覺的。425Please respect copyright.PENANAAgzr8XwaJV
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如果他多摸幾把會不會被踹開……不,他現在是小孩,凱帝不打小孩的,要吃豆腐就趁現在啊!425Please respect copyright.PENANAelCA2jMHdd
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接著他們又聽從攝影師的指令換了好幾個動作,漢賽爾深深覺得這份打工真是太棒了,他要給攝影師和衛太太一百個讚!425Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6WmvkH01l
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攝影師在拍了幾百幾千張照片後,才終於宣佈現在開始四十分鐘的休息時間,遞了杯花草茶給他們倆就離開攝影棚,大概是要去吃午餐吧。425Please respect copyright.PENANAesyf0al3JV
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漢賽爾一口喝光暖呼呼的飲料,總覺得味道有點怪怪的,但免費的嘛、能解渴就好。425Please respect copyright.PENANANT8yU7C3nJ
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「那個攝影師人還不錯嘛。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAuHZysMRCQy
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漢賽爾說,坐到剛剛攝影師不知從哪弄來的床上,而方才拍攝時雙手被銬在床頭欄杆的凱帝則是一臉無奈地躺在旁邊:「快點把手銬解開啦。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAngufp4ze43
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「你講了我才想到,他忘記給我鑰匙了。」漢賽爾說,將另一杯滿著的花草茶放到床頭,打算出去找人,然而他才往前踏了一步就「嗚!」一聲抱著肚子倒到床上,該不會那杯茶参了瀉藥吧!藥效有這麼快發作嗎?!425Please respect copyright.PENANAFOPordOCEV
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「漢賽爾?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAjOmOXsJ9wy
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凱帝擔憂地喚了一聲,想坐起但卻無法順利動作,手銬上的鐵鍊隨他的動作發出喀啦啦的聲響,下一秒,滿臉通紅的男孩就直接壓到凱帝腿上,咬牙切齒地說道:425Please respect copyright.PENANAJtyNURic9l
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「那杯茶好像有問題……」425Please respect copyright.PENANAPs90MV4j9x
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「食物中毒?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAUEn1crnGVq
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「不是。」漢賽爾搖頭否認,雙手重複方才所做過無數次的動作,掰開凱帝合攏的腿,吐出讓青年腦袋一片空白的話:「它害我現在很想上你。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAkwgdTJ29qq
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凱帝嚇得從糖果屋的床上驚醒過來,起身的動作劇烈到差點直接摔落地板,好幾個娃娃都滾了下去,然後他才發現那只不過是一場夢。425Please respect copyright.PENANAhEYQMf8wXu
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三更半夜,被夢境嚇得不輕的他神經兮兮地確認自己的存款,幸好根本沒有破產危機。425Please respect copyright.PENANAnwcFGSKzkU
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這是先前在另一個網站連載時的愚人節賀文,當初連載的時間剛好對得上,就加寫了一篇w實現了我從前「超想要在正文中穿插愚人節賀文讓大家看到最後才發現是假的」的願望w雖然搬到水裡時已經不是愚人節了,但還是貼過來XD以下是當時的賀文後記:425Please respect copyright.PENANArNrtcwDSgP
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整篇從頭到尾都是假的(都是夢),但是反應是真的──也就是說他們在這種情境下真的會做出這種台詞這種反應,呃但我想就算漢賽爾吞了春藥在凱帝不同意的情況下也不會上他啦!那邊應該只是凱帝的惡夢ㄅ……喔還有,衛家沒那麼壕XDDD衛家那邊整段都是假的www425Please respect copyright.PENANAb40tiTbY76
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會有破產番外其實是因為寫完糖果屋結束後我算了一下葛麗特的交通費,然後算成傳送陣的價錢──差不多就是這篇出現的價位啦──於是想說天啊凱帝怎麼沒有破產!!!!就在我絞盡腦汁連「他有個膝下無子的叔叔把所有財產留給他」這種梗都要搬出來,然後再想寫時間點在結局後的破產番外時,就發現,嗯,我算錯錢了,葛麗特不是從傳送陣過去的啊!!!425Please respect copyright.PENANAtyhEMQEU8A
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還有因為後續劇情的種種,所以凱帝也不會破產QQ好可惜!我好想要他破產啊!(何等扭曲的愛#425Please respect copyright.PENANA3X5gT2jU7v
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幸好連載有經過愚人節的時間,於是我終於可以寫破產番外啦!喔耶!雖然一切都是假的!425Please respect copyright.PENANATk6AvyRC1p
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其實寫到後來覺得這段加進正文也完全沒問題,唯一有問題的地方只有衛家太壕XDDD
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