鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。440Please respect copyright.PENANAdRxb6YGSWb
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?440Please respect copyright.PENANAiWaJtmIFpP
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~440Please respect copyright.PENANAt5aoYfawN3
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?440Please respect copyright.PENANAXkosgP9H64
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAluo2zdSKaZ
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。440Please respect copyright.PENANAk5c2F4GckK
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。440Please respect copyright.PENANAzfXJBtomN4
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!440Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0mY6m3P3o
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?440Please respect copyright.PENANAPNRLFLdsZn
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!440Please respect copyright.PENANAlMJ2oBkWJa
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。440Please respect copyright.PENANACDQdilIFzL
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!440Please respect copyright.PENANAMZOv9L3vNJ
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANA8nvrhNHL8i
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!440Please respect copyright.PENANA4aGc2kqchP
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!440Please respect copyright.PENANAgc468J4wdF
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)440Please respect copyright.PENANAq5S4V8YeKu
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!440Please respect copyright.PENANAkfqgIHMdqr
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?440Please respect copyright.PENANAdqHAXq6Ns5
俊言:⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAz5J2YEbfD9
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?440Please respect copyright.PENANAxjeaQUIjT1
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !440Please respect copyright.PENANAMnMzczkcdl
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAdkvrZ8MxU4
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?440Please respect copyright.PENANAVvDDFvwjuj
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAgMXotNHzVD
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAhQN59Ol3mZ
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?440Please respect copyright.PENANAtzU39iPjvS
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?440Please respect copyright.PENANASqrX4uM3nM
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAl16t3tKApA
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!440Please respect copyright.PENANA8BEMTFGZv5
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANA3ElNOws6jx
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!440Please respect copyright.PENANAlhC4qjiqGs
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!440Please respect copyright.PENANAj9buzVPNL8
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~440Please respect copyright.PENANA7pKBymiIj0
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。440Please respect copyright.PENANAJHXrmBWNHC
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 440Please respect copyright.PENANART2AMaMYSu
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)440Please respect copyright.PENANAv5kIlrfSrG
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?440Please respect copyright.PENANAQu17zlCfXE
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?440Please respect copyright.PENANA8bgBq0kVVT
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAL4TD62MHiZ
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?440Please respect copyright.PENANAUKWcr6Z6Yv
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。440Please respect copyright.PENANARTwuBeWfdq
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANABVZe8ECZmx
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!440Please respect copyright.PENANASWDkjQfmvP
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!440Please respect copyright.PENANA9Fqlwz6Pb2
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANACQFClSVxHQ
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAbTC8wCEMKt
鉉雨:盯 ~~~440Please respect copyright.PENANAiE7VsjM3A7
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?440Please respect copyright.PENANAMiM6jDd2qp
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAJssTRD92L3
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。440Please respect copyright.PENANA7hID16ZoJ1
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANANyWswv4lJe
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAlXIWGbhLIe
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!440Please respect copyright.PENANAOoDyrbSknN
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANATGailTTlJz
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?440Please respect copyright.PENANA3Wp7usyPkX
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。440Please respect copyright.PENANAjAFOppHzqe
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?440Please respect copyright.PENANAKvsLAtXr8q
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。440Please respect copyright.PENANATrsQz9bjCa
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!440Please respect copyright.PENANA4BsREPMqNk
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAHiYuEoRUd5
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)440Please respect copyright.PENANAtmt3ZzPbxX
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?440Please respect copyright.PENANAsytr6QRPfW
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~440Please respect copyright.PENANAFydHKbnjnX
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!440Please respect copyright.PENANAauN2zeZcDl
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!440Please respect copyright.PENANAWGj4Zan4hj
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??440Please respect copyright.PENANAXAWa5PANqI
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANApkHqb2SMBx
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?440Please respect copyright.PENANAgkHS2N3yiX
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?440Please respect copyright.PENANAWL29IRoQLg
千頌:當然!440Please respect copyright.PENANAKgDPRdUtZR
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?440Please respect copyright.PENANAWzNSGDubNF
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANA2sDXdA0B3Q
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANArSP28O8E3j
千頌:嗯?440Please respect copyright.PENANAa60u1zO6a4
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAAs9fdrkVvH
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)440Please respect copyright.PENANAoIesVp3MxV
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)440Please respect copyright.PENANAjwikNMtdlK
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAjTEsaOubud
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。440Please respect copyright.PENANAC24yEzaR3L
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!440Please respect copyright.PENANAUZVChninYI
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAzban63VAte
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.PENANAM9tbiJnBkA
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。440Please respect copyright.PENANAZTajZ9uXVO
千頌:也是呢~440Please respect copyright.PENANAeKuMYWC6qj
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。440Please respect copyright.PENANA1YyN8nw4XK
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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