我自認為是個正人君子,但是被一個妙齡少女壓住身體,我倒是也沒有非得把人家推開不可的理由。651Please respect copyright.PENANARfXEfoY4jN
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不過,被一個又香又軟還有點重的東西壓著兩分鐘或許還算是享受,一旦經過五分鐘以上,就開始算是折磨了。651Please respect copyright.PENANAZpVCi6oB95
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為了避免自己因為血液流不到末梢而面臨要被截肢的悲慘命運,我最後還是下定決心要提醒身上這傢伙她現在壓著的不是床鋪,而是一個活生生的,體力還不算特別良好的人。651Please respect copyright.PENANAP9zF2UuOKW
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「那啥,應該可以了吧,你還沒——」651Please respect copyright.PENANASfttk8vxcf
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說到一半我就停下來了,因為我駭然發現,凡爾莎竟然就這麼在我身上睡著了。651Please respect copyright.PENANAd8kpbTQuwS
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不過,既然睡著了,那我也就沒什麼好顧慮的了,我小心翼翼地將她從身上推開,只有在這時我才會慶幸這傢伙的睡眠品質極好,即使是這樣的動靜都沒能將她弄醒。651Please respect copyright.PENANA3iRXQeL3sZ
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重獲自由之後,我活動了一下差點沒被壓壞的身體,轉頭向俊彥問道:「喂,你們應該是昨天就逃回來的吧?她今天幾點起床?」651Please respect copyright.PENANAdDJtQD9R6Q
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「她今天打從早上四點多就在門口坐著了,要不是我拉著感覺她都要衝出去找你們,」俊彥說到這裡,突然露出有些後怕的神情,「還有,要不是她一聽到開門聲就衝過來,我腦袋可能真就被你劈成兩半了。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAftb0rJ4HIX
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不知為何,想到那副情景,我的心中一緊,一股淡淡的,難以言喻的情緒沒來由地湧了上來。651Please respect copyright.PENANAOBw8ZFmdMx
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「是嗎?難怪她這點鐘就睡死了,那我先把她弄回房間睡,胖子,你跟俊彥說明一下這邊的規矩,跟新來的要做什麼。」說完,我蹲下身將凡爾莎抱起,然後轉身走回她的房間。651Please respect copyright.PENANAiulzEmLGqI
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「其實也沒什麼特別的規矩就是了,你先把這本【世界末日求生指南】裡面我有做記號的部分背起來就好,喔還有冰箱裡的巧克力千萬別碰。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAtmQwYl0Yqs
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「我靠,這不是整本都有記號嗎?」651Please respect copyright.PENANAO6lxomHn6I
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「哪有那麼誇張,第2跟第3頁就沒有。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAO94sU2dgqY
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「你他媽那不是目錄嗎!」651Please respect copyright.PENANAvj1kmbxT3d
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聽到這我就放心了,俊彥應該很快就能習慣這裡的生活。651Please respect copyright.PENANAYugghneIA2
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他現在可不是老大了。651Please respect copyright.PENANAW1V5hxuzqR
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說起來,雖然我感覺好像今天做了一堆事情,但我在將凡爾莎抱回房間後又抬頭看了眼時鐘,才發現現在的時間竟然還不到下午兩點。651Please respect copyright.PENANAbQCyRPYwFF
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我個人不是很喜歡這種不上不下的時間,要出門辦事的話有點太晚了,但光是這麼待在家裡發呆又有點浪費。651Please respect copyright.PENANAiZDTyNG9KU
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所以我最後決定要到附近的超商去搬東西,這麼近的距離應該不至於會拖太久吧?651Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1lEdDQoOk
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「胖子俊彥,走啦我們去買點東西回來。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAE16emQ7AsZ
既然決定了就馬上行動,我立刻以隊長的身分開始召集待在客廳無所事事的夥伴們。651Please respect copyright.PENANAnTi44qG7RG
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「不要好累。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAhekr17h8Ny
「我第一天加入而已,讓我熟悉一下環境啊隊長。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAVdXLb1vSZH
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我好不容易樹立起的隊長尊嚴在瞬息間蕩然無存。651Please respect copyright.PENANAyZqcUbkCvS
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既然隊長的尊嚴起不了作用,我便開始試著用道理說服胖子跟我一起出門。651Please respect copyright.PENANATExqwfGVnj
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「很近啦,一下子就回來了!」651Please respect copyright.PENANAYSXtIpVWTs
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「不要。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAVxUAvOQpCp
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「拜託,求你。」651Please respect copyright.PENANA1ffsnE08rq
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「我很忙。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAzg989mGuaX
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「你在忙什麼?」651Please respect copyright.PENANA6cg2KDMffl
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「忙著休息。」胖子躺在沙發上,說道。651Please respect copyright.PENANA1cpgTXlhZG
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我最後動用強制力把胖子帶出來了。651Please respect copyright.PENANAXL2futZrp4
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「不知道讓俊彥看家是不是好主意呢?」我喃喃自語著。651Please respect copyright.PENANAthAKjHrrb2
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「那你就讓我回去盯著他啊。」胖子精神一振,像是抓到了什麼機會。651Please respect copyright.PENANA3e3eoe3N8y
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「想都別想,你今天是跟定我了。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAxbdMTjfLbk
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畢竟距離很近,我們沒有花多久就到了那超商的門口,和往常一樣,那店員還在裡面遊蕩著。651Please respect copyright.PENANAMQvAw8bLZf
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「要幹掉他嗎?」胖子回頭向我問道。651Please respect copyright.PENANAMf99DocRyv
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他會這麼想並非沒有道理,我也覺得以我們現在的經驗,對付這樣一隻普通喪屍應該不會有什麼問題了。651Please respect copyright.PENANA23Xng10mjU
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而且這間超商裡面似乎就只有這傢伙,如果解決掉牠,以後這裡就相當於被我們佔領了吧?651Please respect copyright.PENANARqkcWLKvYy
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稍微權衡了一下風險,我決定動手,順便發洩一下剛剛沒能砍死俊彥的那一點淡淡焦慮感。651Please respect copyright.PENANAwaMDhDumQO
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因為店內有很多貨架,空間太過狹窄,不適合閃躲殭屍的攻擊,在這樣的環境下戰鬥反而對我們不利,所以我制定了一個計劃——先讓胖子製造一些動靜來引他過來,我再用斧頭來劈爛牠的臉。651Please respect copyright.PENANAoGcOk0dpbu
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「牠聽到沒?」一直用槍托敲擊地面,胖子不耐煩地問道。651Please respect copyright.PENANAYxp21g81xn
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「繼續敲就對了。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAUXLKBjevrv
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胖子現在蹲在走道上視線的死角處,那店員聽到聲音之後應該就會慢慢地走過來,然後在看到胖子之前就被我幹死。651Please respect copyright.PENANAYAmlAuh7ee
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這是凡爾莎實驗出來的結論,牠們沒有親眼看見獵物的話就不會衝刺,這群東西就是這麼好呼攏。651Please respect copyright.PENANANlSJSCvqDo
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理論上是這樣。651Please respect copyright.PENANAycLo37f2pn
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我屏氣凝神,做好攻擊準備之後,就是等牠出現了。651Please respect copyright.PENANA7C600aLohg
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幾秒之後,那隻東西的身形慢慢從貨架後面顯現出來。651Please respect copyright.PENANAdiSj0k90CJ
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在看到牠的臉也探出貨架的那一瞬間,我便往前踏出一步,猛地一斧劈出。651Please respect copyright.PENANAiHFH5wCF5G
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毫無懸念,沉重的斧刃在精準地命中他的頭部後,直接就深深地砍進了深處。651Please respect copyright.PENANA70AuYYtR70
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連僵屍身上最常見的呻吟都沒來得及發出,牠就這麼乾脆地倒在了地上。651Please respect copyright.PENANA6gtb98L5W6
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「搞定了,別再敲啦胖子。」聽到還在持續傳來的敲擊聲,我有些煩躁地提醒道。651Please respect copyright.PENANAQXIe7rLo45
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「三小?我早就停了。」胖子的聲音突然從我身後傳來。651Please respect copyright.PENANA0pne80G0bf
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三小?651Please respect copyright.PENANA50TRjLA5VR
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我做了手勢示意胖子安靜,然後側耳傾聽。奇怪的是,我確實還聽得到一陣陣像是硬物互擊的聲響。651Please respect copyright.PENANAGDJBLfhHfJ
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「現在是怎樣?」胖子不解地問。651Please respect copyright.PENANAsaSNqxKj8w
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這時,一個猜想在我的腦中成形。651Please respect copyright.PENANAqe634O6jxI
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該不會是……651Please respect copyright.PENANAItfRbUPeGU
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「有活人。」 我們異口同聲地說。651Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4KXc3cO6q
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「不吉利,你欠我一瓶汽水。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAw1Pm5VvTrE
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我們同時想到了裡面有人這個可能性,聽那聲音似乎是從店裡面傳來的。651Please respect copyright.PENANAyYQ2TnHwuP
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是在爆發的第一天就躲進去了嗎?可是都過將近一個禮拜了,他是怎麼撐那麼久的?況且我跟凡爾莎也來過這裡一次,那時候都沒發現裡面躲個人也太誇張了。651Please respect copyright.PENANAeZhjpu6Wy6
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只是一隻殭屍發神經在撞門吧?因為沒辦法排除這個可能性,所以我沒有抱持太大的希望。651Please respect copyright.PENANAORkmjMm5r7
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但是都聽見聲音了,做點調查還是有必要的,不管剛剛發出聲音的是活人還是殭屍,我們都不能放著不管。651Please respect copyright.PENANAw4PlRM0e9K
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這時,那聲音已經停下來,我們只能循著記憶中那聲音傳來的方向往店內走去。651Please respect copyright.PENANAb4Vcx6svcS
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最後,我們在那很有可能是聲音來源的房間前停了下來。651Please respect copyright.PENANAUGGJmrgkEw
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「應該就是這裡了,我也沒看到還有別的地方像是能躲人的。」胖子環顧四周後向我走來,一邊分析道。651Please respect copyright.PENANAwi7eyWR7Km
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我點頭同意,然後試探性地敲了一下門。651Please respect copyright.PENANA2EI63MkWOe
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沒有任何動靜。651Please respect copyright.PENANA6LSzSb3uxN
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沒等到人開門迎接的我又伸出手試著轉動那顆門把——紋絲不動。651Please respect copyright.PENANASAUjFnvAnh
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事已至此,我嘆了口氣,然後做出了結論。651Please respect copyright.PENANAFPQpPjuuMg
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「看來剛剛那是幻覺,我們回家吧。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAdXq4g4gide
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「白痴喔拿來啦。」胖子突然伸手奪過我的斧頭,並且抬手就往那顆鎖死的門把劈了下去,嚇得我後退了兩大步。651Please respect copyright.PENANAXcKKtIaX7A
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在我驚駭的眼神中,胖子很快就在塑膠的門板上劈出了一個大洞,然後他又用力補了一腳,那門應聲而開。651Please respect copyright.PENANAr7ptPriOdk
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「消防斧是要這麼用的。」胖子一邊這麼說,一邊將斧頭遞回給我。651Please respect copyright.PENANAeW5tVOfiWw
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我比較沒力還真是抱歉了。651Please respect copyright.PENANAbtnn1Dzxnv
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似乎是儲藏室的這間房間內部非常安靜,雖然光線並不充足,但也還不到伸手不見五指的程度。我和胖子就這麼依靠著微弱的光源,一前一後在裡面小心地走著。651Please respect copyright.PENANACLc4R96OJw
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「我真心覺得這裡應該沒有……幹你娘!」話剛說到一半,我就感覺腳底踩到了一團柔軟的東西,頓時嚇得驚呼出聲。651Please respect copyright.PENANA5mvIpjTSIo
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一直退後了好幾步,等胖子被我的尖叫聲吸引過來,我才又重新觀察起在地上躺著的那東西。651Please respect copyright.PENANAZgppIGb5is
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似乎是個人。651Please respect copyright.PENANApA2H1mIhnn
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之所以說似乎,是因為那東西倒在地上,而且都被我踩到了也沒有要攻擊的樣子,這樣就應該不是喪屍了。651Please respect copyright.PENANA1EeyBpBzYO
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看著眼前生死不知的人,我突然間想到了一件很重要的事情。651Please respect copyright.PENANAFw3OlhxypL
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「胖子,你說現在如果餓死的話,是會變屍體還是變殭屍?」651Please respect copyright.PENANAFuSK3DejSW
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「我還真不敢肯定。」胖子搖著頭說。651Please respect copyright.PENANAy7wtn5YIj6
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連胖子也不確定,這大概要變成高雄新七大不可思議之一了。等一下我要把這問題記在筆記本上,但現在我得先搞定這傢伙。651Please respect copyright.PENANA0EA16NXH3g
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我蹲下身,伸出手把這人翻了個面,讓他的姿勢變成正面朝上。這麼一來我們也終於看清了這人的容貌,這人戴著一副黑框眼鏡,一雙眼睛緊閉著,就像睡著了一樣,一頭秀髮留到了及肩的長度,面容相當清秀。651Please respect copyright.PENANAEKgirofDGw
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是我以前會喜歡的類型來著。651Please respect copyright.PENANAW1AzyN2cj9
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「郁翔,女的欸。」胖子戳著我的肩膀提醒道。651Please respect copyright.PENANAPRCDg8wzys
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「請不要預設人家的性別。」651Please respect copyright.PENANAvqKMKFghSx
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「抱歉。」651Please respect copyright.PENANANRoL7TK3s6
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她身上還穿著便利商店店員的制服,我猜她在幾天前八成還跟外面我們剛剛幹掉的那傢伙是同事。651Please respect copyright.PENANAjjrMspanmS
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也許是在工作的途中遇到爆發,之後就躲進這裡面一直待到現在?651Please respect copyright.PENANAiIvrv5Ifmg
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「還活著。」在我做著其實沒有什麼意義的推理時,胖子已經檢查完她的脈搏跟心跳,確認了她還不是一具屍體。651Please respect copyright.PENANA83vUoTapCb
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至少現在還不是。651Please respect copyright.PENANAlz1HBYu4bq
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那我們就不能把人家丟在這了。651Please respect copyright.PENANAm6nlErH6YD
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「好的,那你現在負責把她背回去。」我下達了一道指令。651Please respect copyright.PENANASJNejE8TR7
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「幹,為什麼是我。」胖子氣急敗壞地說。651Please respect copyright.PENANABiXH09lbPb
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「我背不動啊。」我聳肩,並提出了一項他無可反駁的論點。651Please respect copyright.PENANAmFRG7ds6U3
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我比較沒力還真是抱歉了。