「睇嚟你都係想知我究竟係坐中學同學嘅枱定係新娘嘅前度枱啦!唉!如果真係有一枱叫新娘的前度枱就尷尬到極致,相信新郎哥都會嬲啦!」好彩正經男都唔係太正經,都可以開下玩笑嘅。282Please respect copyright.PENANA4JZvzGBVre
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「你唔俾新郎哥都開返幾枱前度坐嘅枱嘅?見返人哋啲前度,睇下人哋有咩咁好呀嘛!」見個氣氛俾啱先融洽咗咁多,加上正經男原來咁吹得,梗係吹多陣水先啦。282Please respect copyright.PENANA6KpBouseB4
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其實我真係好鍾意同啲客人吹水㗎,不過大家放心,呢度嘅超渡唔係按時收費,所以傾得耐唔會收貴你,所以你哋可以放心!282Please respect copyright.PENANAaOSkQEYkbv
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「如果真係有嘅話,咁我好肯定呢個婚禮會好好奇怪囉!咁啲男女前度可以搞返個Speed Dating喎,反正大家都單身,分分鐘之後接住搞埋個婚禮,攞返啱先俾嘅人情!」成個腦都係地獄meme嘅我完全諗到呢個gag位,笑到我差啲要落地獄。282Please respect copyright.PENANA38QVz6MaxD
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「我頂!你唔去做meme真係浪費咗你,呢個故事睇嚟有排都未講完,不過願聞其詳。」講多無謂,都係等主角開估,希望我唔會笑到而打斷咗正經男講嘅故事啦!282Please respect copyright.PENANAkQJAF8ClFS
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隨著同我分手之後,呢個女仔都好快搵到第二個男朋友,而呢個新男朋友同時亦都係我哋同班嘅一位男同學。當我哋分咗手一陣之後,呢個男仔已經展開一系列強烈攻勢,包括係咁虛寒問暖。282Please respect copyright.PENANAyWHdAgOk5T
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呢個男仔好成功同前度一齊,開頭我都唔知佢哋拍拖,但我見前度同佢嘅現任喺課室係咁放閃,我就知道佢哋已經喺埋一齊。望住佢哋啲親密行為,我腦海不斷諗返我以前同佢喺課室放閃嘅甜蜜時光,只可惜喺佢身邊嘅已經唔再係我。282Please respect copyright.PENANAWLGs0XOOVl
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[故事何樣美,終極是分離,不敢好奇沾污結尾。]282Please respect copyright.PENANABtcl8wUnZW
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永遠置頂嘅對話唔再置頂;永遠第一個覆唔再第一個覆;永遠陪伴我嘅唔再陪伴我,永遠嘅約定已經唔再永遠,因為我哋已經分咗手。282Please respect copyright.PENANADLAG9GCERb
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[猶豫,無人敢碰,秘密現在被揭曉。]282Please respect copyright.PENANA0A80mZ1126
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但一開始分手嘅時候,我都以為自己可以好快可以忘記佢,但當我一拎起啲教科書溫習嘅時候,所有一齊溫習嘅回憶就就隨住本書打開。282Please respect copyright.PENANArDrGuzZtUG
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[明日想起,我們其實承受不了。]282Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZQTmoQuaY
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原本我最好嘅拍檔係佢,每次分組都可以自動搞掂。而呢刻只可以再搵其他同學。小至一啲分組group project,大至高中嘅旅行日、聖誕Party、甚至一生人得一次嘅中學畢業禮,我都冇咗一個最好嘅拍檔,我只可以喺遠方觀察佢嘅活動。282Please respect copyright.PENANAgO5Hm5l8a3
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[歡樂今宵,虛無縹緲,再沒餘地繼續纏繞。]282Please respect copyright.PENANArH1W5y5S4y
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望住佢嘅幸福笑容,我已經好心滿意足。即使件事去到十幾年後嘅而家,諗法都一模一樣,嗰日嘅婚禮之上,佢打扮得好燦爛,全場嘅焦點都投射落佢到。282Please respect copyright.PENANAmxalOC8EIE
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[大家都吃著聊著笑著,今晚多開心。最角落裡的我,笑得多合群。]282Please respect copyright.PENANAqwXOBetM7m
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坐喺中學同學席之上,同枱嘅都係曾經熟悉嘅面孔,唔少都係中學時期嘅死黨,但隨著大家放榜後,為自己嘅目標進發而要離開,有為自己嘅學業奮鬥;有啲為自己嘅工作事業拼搏,但係呢場婚禮,將四散嘅兄弟聚集返埋一齊。282Please respect copyright.PENANAAxsVQcF2Cr
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[盤底的洋蔥像我,永遠是調味品,偷偷的看著你,偷偷的隱藏著自己。]282Please respect copyright.PENANAvQ0CyjAJ0H
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正所謂:「來年陌生的,是昨日最親的某某。」即使隔咗一段時間冇同佢哋聯絡,但大家都好似啱啱放完一個悠長嘅暑假咁,一見面就雞啄唔斷。282Please respect copyright.PENANAcyn2DjfsEH
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[如果你願意一層一層一層,的剝開我的心,你會發現,你會訝異,你是我最壓抑。最深處的秘密]282Please respect copyright.PENANAZvOrtZZ2f6
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即使大家都分享自己呢幾年嘅生活趣事,不過大家都知道有個禁忌,就係唔提及我同佢以前拍拖嘅事,同時我自己亦都唔敢講,亦都費事令大家記得。282Please respect copyright.PENANAXv8fvQPdVS
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[如果你願意一層一層一層,的剝開我的心,你會鼻酸,你會流淚。只要你能聽到我,看到我的全心全意。]282Please respect copyright.PENANAug2eXuKZH3
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當新郎哥拖住佢進場嘅時候,我不斷幻想,如果喺佢身邊嗰個係我就好,我都想拖住佢,可以喺呢個人生重大嘅里程碑之上,收到各位親朋好友嘅祝福,更加上可以喺咁多人面前俾一個誠懇嘅承諾佢,會應承佢,照顧佢一生一世。282Please respect copyright.PENANAow4T1ozcUZ
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眼淚亦都差啲飆出嚟,不過梗係「啜」返啲眼淚先,費事顯得不捨之情。望住隔離枱啲姊妹,已經喊到不似人形,但我作為人哋嘅前度,喊好核突㗎嘛!282Please respect copyright.PENANAoqf7tVXd9J
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我同佢嘅故事去到婚禮之上就結束,用婚禮完結嘅歡呼證明我真係要放低佢,重新上路。282Please respect copyright.PENANAX33YOEhodT
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呢個就係我同佢嘅故事,點解成個故事都唔講佢叫咩名,因為我都係冇呢個勇氣向其他人講我同佢之間嘅經歷。282Please respect copyright.PENANA70v9PCDTcN
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我知道每個上嚟嘅客人都係因為放唔低前度而要超渡,當然我都係,但我上嚟嘅目的唔係要超渡前度,而係我想搵一個值得信賴嘅人聽我嘅故事。282Please respect copyright.PENANAzBwTWEeaFP
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我最近研發咗一個可以清除自己記憶嘅機器,我將佢命名為「記憶超渡機」,話晒你呢度係超渡人哋嘅前度,等人哋可以重新投入一段新戀情,而我呢部機係可以令人可以徹徹底底咁忘記以前發生嘅所有事,重新投入一段新生活。282Please respect copyright.PENANAgWNjVMMWnq
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而我正正就想成為機器嘅「一號實驗者」,測試一下機器嘅運作。我希望有人可以記得我嘅故事,等呢段純真嘅感情線可以流傳世界。282Please respect copyright.PENANAulnDa2yeiR
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「聽你咁講,你部機係咪想搶我飯碗啊?」原本以為婚禮嗰度係一個搞笑嘅笑點,但聽完正經男嘅故事之後,先知呢個係一個悲慘故事。282Please respect copyright.PENANAcGDX5ilrmU
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(待續 To be continued)282Please respect copyright.PENANAM7cAYXER4Q
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