最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyLueIVyXa
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEspawkb6J
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJUL81m6ET
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwr5SekljIQ
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OyDCSNTj7
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0dafWVjA6
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjmZqM2Iv4
我：我係戀物type409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzigpuRCpU
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqt7SN6oD1
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO84p8AiPK
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我：女裝409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGphb6Pg9T
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PuW6zMalj
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38erxqjp9Z
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArLgsaGcfC
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxoelfzGR5
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvfM9igCZg
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8OfJVRCjg
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgSQDbThE1
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJlBwUBfR9
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXJjPAe8EX
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGPvPSGJwM
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阿玲：女朋友就有。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnQwV3kZlK
（暗笑地回道）409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzQObPKASY
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGBaPu7Ciw
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我：邊個邊個？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCxqQgFHOx
(我咀角上揚，盯住佢雙眼)409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7O1HYysqW
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqr8dZHjz9
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOygE3x6oeg
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSo8BQWSLd
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfxlcfrBqC
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKwrjRFpe2
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEO01YfhtN
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlFXN8cjpg
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK72lDTPQPw
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZq7Nuq4Sqt
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAw3ngWtUBf
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我：知少少啦～409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscg5hjaDsT
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eEfEs5RVu
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWYh3mouHE
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZIpI2Ltrq
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oTaSGEJ1o
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEPuEaoczF
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLBGLfWVKH
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4WzwLDXkE
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPw3wcwodQx
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHwnXSSv9a
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我：我問你一個問題呀？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxDMaRZDXV
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阿玲：咩？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhrpkMoaR6
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XWZBAwEZM
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPF5AfwBjw
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妳個答案都有想像力。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtQmuD4gQN
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb3QlqNKzv
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PM5gkUrJm
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl2LAGdVxO
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「I love it when you call me senoirta409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7IlQ99NIX
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeIxuxWVjo
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L6euvB261
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Ooh, I should be running409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbfeHzEnef
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWCcUJxuLe
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首歌名係Senorita409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNRvGA6Kxy
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywpJUAaBFg
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9LdtIIpzN
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kgcb7vtJM
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXfnYA6Tjh
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm731prMjVR
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO54tPN1gxz
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawhrIuATpr
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLdbhRhHRO
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG5Wua2P0f
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWs9XCZg5rc
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvZfcQZkk9
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCchHxq8WSz
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESFb9GOgmA
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNSKC6dcDm
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我：一言為定409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FbuSKtma8
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWAYCSUBZE
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5xMnlXJxW
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAT6TYEXkm
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn9KjAm5my
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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