最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。321Please respect copyright.PENANAGEdf97U1pG
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。321Please respect copyright.PENANA4S4cnmBAMM
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?321Please respect copyright.PENANAnuZe2RRPxw
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~321Please respect copyright.PENANAKha23sapTi
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。321Please respect copyright.PENANAPagaeXX6VP
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。321Please respect copyright.PENANAow1MPtFXTO
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面321Please respect copyright.PENANAdc9FceBt3x
我:我係戀物type321Please respect copyright.PENANAOi69bW1gWU
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。321Please respect copyright.PENANA2hD74AP3h1
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?321Please respect copyright.PENANApACdFEXKhs
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我:女裝321Please respect copyright.PENANAAkKgd1RsJY
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?321Please respect copyright.PENANAmAo2uGyrzn
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。321Please respect copyright.PENANAMmsStJsctb
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。321Please respect copyright.PENANARG5SUbfuqs
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。321Please respect copyright.PENANAwv8p47OHIs
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。321Please respect copyright.PENANAmKuGy2yiDU
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。321Please respect copyright.PENANAXg4a6Edaqc
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。321Please respect copyright.PENANAdnPQNjQH8R
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。321Please respect copyright.PENANARgjbTzwwrl
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。321Please respect copyright.PENANARRHKESUhUy
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?321Please respect copyright.PENANAQSrPa6i6Se
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阿玲:女朋友就有。321Please respect copyright.PENANAhPGEsDib9y
(暗笑地回道)321Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3xT8AE22Z
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。321Please respect copyright.PENANANJYXDUATuO
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我:邊個邊個?321Please respect copyright.PENANAabMUP9ImwV
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)321Please respect copyright.PENANAF1ClFqgPKN
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。321Please respect copyright.PENANAMasOnLCizM
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。321Please respect copyright.PENANAF9X8qPB7HI
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。321Please respect copyright.PENANASIygs5pJT3
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。321Please respect copyright.PENANALv9Ed2Yexz
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。321Please respect copyright.PENANAzUswEvWgpl
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。321Please respect copyright.PENANAq2Y8T0pSIh
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。321Please respect copyright.PENANAmBrbkuNaeO
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!321Please respect copyright.PENANA4zE2Q2tbqw
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。321Please respect copyright.PENANAJm9irLVF9J
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?321Please respect copyright.PENANAevlyPxH8fm
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我:知少少啦~321Please respect copyright.PENANAEc8CLZhpcc
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。321Please respect copyright.PENANAsQ5niiRNgB
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。321Please respect copyright.PENANAOHAowHym8N
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。321Please respect copyright.PENANAhHVmeoTX6t
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?321Please respect copyright.PENANAIBx21zL2h9
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。321Please respect copyright.PENANAAL7P1jedCM
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。321Please respect copyright.PENANAxWw0Zb4Kg6
(佢燦爛地笑道)321Please respect copyright.PENANA5E8SNqwMMM
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵321Please respect copyright.PENANAhU8doABY90
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!321Please respect copyright.PENANA1AZqtGbqEH
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。321Please respect copyright.PENANAU76xvY8wgG
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我:我問你一個問題呀?321Please respect copyright.PENANAAGfTZUlU8T
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阿玲:咩?321Please respect copyright.PENANAwzS7oouI6E
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?321Please respect copyright.PENANAUwaky0suM6
(我挑逗地說)321Please respect copyright.PENANAGF5YDSnTXk
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。321Please respect copyright.PENANAttUrFhQEWj
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妳個答案都有想像力。321Please respect copyright.PENANAO0pdQuWSPZ
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。321Please respect copyright.PENANA7Y05zyogEo
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。321Please respect copyright.PENANAM1YRnkcawp
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。321Please respect copyright.PENANAlZPI9v5sjt
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「I love it when you call me senoirta321Please respect copyright.PENANAE8Lk9lRXYi
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya321Please respect copyright.PENANAfd2uBvIH1O
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la321Please respect copyright.PENANAK2GI2JUY0r
It's true, la-la-la321Please respect copyright.PENANA5UoZ7ORUn9
Ooh, I should be running321Please respect copyright.PENANAO0QQlv5nPN
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」321Please respect copyright.PENANAYDsgfugLNb
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首歌名係Senorita321Please respect copyright.PENANA06y9zCvIqh
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。321Please respect copyright.PENANAD01863YOog
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。321Please respect copyright.PENANAZcUkrEqvys
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。321Please respect copyright.PENANAS3NMMOgSCs
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?321Please respect copyright.PENANA5KZcthYNk5
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。321Please respect copyright.PENANAGDuh6GF6jq
(挑逗地說)321Please respect copyright.PENANAlmrfBGrw1e
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。321Please respect copyright.PENANABKlRsQXna4
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)321Please respect copyright.PENANAbhoBe7zwcZ
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。321Please respect copyright.PENANA31J1Ulwy2W
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。321Please respect copyright.PENANAuORUc03QMu
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。321Please respect copyright.PENANALRjk1A0M72
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。321Please respect copyright.PENANAAN0MP3lpxo
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。321Please respect copyright.PENANAKMsWWfEmux
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。321Please respect copyright.PENANArM1MHrsq8W
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。321Please respect copyright.PENANA6biA1on3Gv
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我:一言為定321Please respect copyright.PENANAfE3rQCJo7h
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。321Please respect copyright.PENANA0bHEexrEUP
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。321Please respect copyright.PENANAd1G382KfGj
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。321Please respect copyright.PENANAYFioPRkJyh
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。321Please respect copyright.PENANA6Wxz0A2vYg
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.