最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。387Please respect copyright.PENANAnGnamNA842
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。387Please respect copyright.PENANAsLPehzl5eL
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?387Please respect copyright.PENANA5pkSTLNj34
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~387Please respect copyright.PENANASoCmAZuBxh
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。387Please respect copyright.PENANAa7aEn6t6za
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。387Please respect copyright.PENANAuFJJaDTGLq
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面387Please respect copyright.PENANAwzrn5owzUu
我:我係戀物type387Please respect copyright.PENANA8WP5rt8Cp1
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。387Please respect copyright.PENANA56F6k0gWJ8
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?387Please respect copyright.PENANA7KzQrb5r7x
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我:女裝387Please respect copyright.PENANAdxymvoFsQM
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?387Please respect copyright.PENANAvROWYuGjnU
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。387Please respect copyright.PENANAaNFiZM4uPn
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。387Please respect copyright.PENANAXg4XfU4L5w
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。387Please respect copyright.PENANAz6ggCYu5b7
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。387Please respect copyright.PENANAO5ySBn5Fj4
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。387Please respect copyright.PENANAZXfsylhsUc
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。387Please respect copyright.PENANAtbiYaSE08R
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。387Please respect copyright.PENANAemGC8CNfpy
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。387Please respect copyright.PENANAp8JGs5BStO
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?387Please respect copyright.PENANAqvPH52OtIc
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阿玲:女朋友就有。387Please respect copyright.PENANAVVzOhsQ4Am
(暗笑地回道)387Please respect copyright.PENANAn5EwPiPNck
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。387Please respect copyright.PENANAXJPM6Mgtyf
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我:邊個邊個?387Please respect copyright.PENANAhI2NBnWIXX
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)387Please respect copyright.PENANAAmAImbuqE0
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。387Please respect copyright.PENANAitO5oeiYEG
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。387Please respect copyright.PENANAsijGvhzj8L
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。387Please respect copyright.PENANAqkQboTSyOP
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。387Please respect copyright.PENANAwHwsSL27ol
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。387Please respect copyright.PENANALGbErxJlqU
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。387Please respect copyright.PENANAdT7Wd6w7Vx
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。387Please respect copyright.PENANAS81fH3krNW
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!387Please respect copyright.PENANAf8TZXYLm1H
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。387Please respect copyright.PENANAftxiQTUZsX
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?387Please respect copyright.PENANAUW1sd5jxog
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我:知少少啦~387Please respect copyright.PENANAAmyUWYz6Sp
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。387Please respect copyright.PENANA9iljQQElTv
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。387Please respect copyright.PENANAppPZiu3rdH
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。387Please respect copyright.PENANAUJ63BsX9ap
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?387Please respect copyright.PENANAa9oxrDisKg
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。387Please respect copyright.PENANAiKM6tXHxW9
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。387Please respect copyright.PENANAEjvfl1E9B2
(佢燦爛地笑道)387Please respect copyright.PENANAxMjmt5KU0Y
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵387Please respect copyright.PENANAcAQsUadbt8
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!387Please respect copyright.PENANAif8u5JAe2Z
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。387Please respect copyright.PENANArVwzccG28k
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我:我問你一個問題呀?387Please respect copyright.PENANAeSb8puBAvJ
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阿玲:咩?387Please respect copyright.PENANANkxs2LLDyD
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?387Please respect copyright.PENANA3iSr9WHmWQ
(我挑逗地說)387Please respect copyright.PENANAAW8yCZh9YX
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。387Please respect copyright.PENANA6vfbcvD0N7
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妳個答案都有想像力。387Please respect copyright.PENANAj5vZunXhh1
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。387Please respect copyright.PENANAe0LdixBie0
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。387Please respect copyright.PENANAO1f5ZuvktI
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。387Please respect copyright.PENANAWfUVMpFxjS
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「I love it when you call me senoirta387Please respect copyright.PENANAExdHDQVNls
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya387Please respect copyright.PENANAN45L0r3eKW
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la387Please respect copyright.PENANAXr1aA6jEC6
It's true, la-la-la387Please respect copyright.PENANAf2ArC0hmVN
Ooh, I should be running387Please respect copyright.PENANAk5plQuCI27
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」387Please respect copyright.PENANATMTnWRuL8g
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首歌名係Senorita387Please respect copyright.PENANAFkRieoz8dn
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。387Please respect copyright.PENANAqcaFXnaXTd
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。387Please respect copyright.PENANAqpWFFXTk60
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。387Please respect copyright.PENANAF6GogXc4pu
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?387Please respect copyright.PENANAZHjrgUcUij
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。387Please respect copyright.PENANAJFom9pSyZZ
(挑逗地說)387Please respect copyright.PENANAurotIUDInq
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。387Please respect copyright.PENANAN1xUG2INUA
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)387Please respect copyright.PENANAYVhycm8azL
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。387Please respect copyright.PENANA24jBWqDUvc
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。387Please respect copyright.PENANA59hJfPZINx
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。387Please respect copyright.PENANAiRNSoWFq9I
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。387Please respect copyright.PENANABdtMBydeOJ
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。387Please respect copyright.PENANANUDEY63FMK
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。387Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZSld4phe0
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。387Please respect copyright.PENANAPgjbwdLwFy
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我:一言為定387Please respect copyright.PENANAfdY9KxsB3d
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。387Please respect copyright.PENANA6nGspN29NN
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。387Please respect copyright.PENANAZSACf8XbZt
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。387Please respect copyright.PENANAirbSer6DAR
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。387Please respect copyright.PENANASRDmIYUi9R
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.