最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。340Please respect copyright.PENANA91lY2u9EEK
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。340Please respect copyright.PENANAC8rvJJAMrl
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?340Please respect copyright.PENANANwgaVUEwWM
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~340Please respect copyright.PENANAgOHgOneXAW
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。340Please respect copyright.PENANAkxLtgyW1gy
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。340Please respect copyright.PENANA4cI8t65SFW
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面340Please respect copyright.PENANA6E7oG9U5MI
我:我係戀物type340Please respect copyright.PENANArEzbRolFzW
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。340Please respect copyright.PENANAN8t1tN8Iso
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?340Please respect copyright.PENANAV5NNGJvE6G
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我:女裝340Please respect copyright.PENANARErg62vNSt
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?340Please respect copyright.PENANA8E7a9VBt9P
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。340Please respect copyright.PENANAtNrTBs275y
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。340Please respect copyright.PENANAelzYCfyFwb
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。340Please respect copyright.PENANARVP2swNxir
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。340Please respect copyright.PENANA2TUqBuuoI1
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。340Please respect copyright.PENANAdbvPVHtimT
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。340Please respect copyright.PENANASPwXf4SCOb
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。340Please respect copyright.PENANAJrGwFh0n9l
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。340Please respect copyright.PENANAo6FMsge3oG
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?340Please respect copyright.PENANABVmqG3FOcP
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阿玲:女朋友就有。340Please respect copyright.PENANAwZ9yJc7dvd
(暗笑地回道)340Please respect copyright.PENANA4fuL5uM2VR
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。340Please respect copyright.PENANAHyA5NVz2NE
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我:邊個邊個?340Please respect copyright.PENANAvE5sw10bSt
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)340Please respect copyright.PENANAnGAsHNaV28
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。340Please respect copyright.PENANAAFWlpTbZDd
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。340Please respect copyright.PENANAYk2DKISEFy
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。340Please respect copyright.PENANAw2XS9qVgRY
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。340Please respect copyright.PENANAvRE0Xt82o4
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。340Please respect copyright.PENANAOjijUcsDYH
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。340Please respect copyright.PENANAFnRUzM8KtW
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。340Please respect copyright.PENANAsAb7lzP0uG
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!340Please respect copyright.PENANA8HZTLzj6N6
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。340Please respect copyright.PENANAdOyU4uwjXq
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?340Please respect copyright.PENANAUCxd7GxKa4
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我:知少少啦~340Please respect copyright.PENANATlmTuLSxfb
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。340Please respect copyright.PENANAvdzIvYGAJT
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。340Please respect copyright.PENANAK8nm0PrKEn
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。340Please respect copyright.PENANAwinJLKsoJl
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?340Please respect copyright.PENANAagvveKVpXk
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。340Please respect copyright.PENANApD24nWyziS
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。340Please respect copyright.PENANATYch5eGNHi
(佢燦爛地笑道)340Please respect copyright.PENANAyCBLzqRxnO
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵340Please respect copyright.PENANAEKO7c5QdKK
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!340Please respect copyright.PENANAx47coL1Ovx
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。340Please respect copyright.PENANAwRKXW4duq4
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我:我問你一個問題呀?340Please respect copyright.PENANARh38eIK1yf
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阿玲:咩?340Please respect copyright.PENANAQRrmCc68A3
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?340Please respect copyright.PENANAEjELHd3zLp
(我挑逗地說)340Please respect copyright.PENANALd1yrwpsW9
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。340Please respect copyright.PENANAcTm90kL8Rj
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妳個答案都有想像力。340Please respect copyright.PENANA4ts1sIAkXA
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。340Please respect copyright.PENANATNHstr0Wzn
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。340Please respect copyright.PENANAjl50X0wLAT
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。340Please respect copyright.PENANAWvgthgJGyy
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「I love it when you call me senoirta340Please respect copyright.PENANABNeOHXmN42
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya340Please respect copyright.PENANAddOJHYkWcn
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la340Please respect copyright.PENANARUsw61uT9P
It's true, la-la-la340Please respect copyright.PENANA8ccfT8foq9
Ooh, I should be running340Please respect copyright.PENANAcrRRqQLzyx
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」340Please respect copyright.PENANA1c7bbQD0cW
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首歌名係Senorita340Please respect copyright.PENANAiIayWpj7Gh
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。340Please respect copyright.PENANArkaEXJV8Zx
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。340Please respect copyright.PENANAsyQFMqhuaQ
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。340Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7U7geryWN
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?340Please respect copyright.PENANATDR2QwZk5X
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。340Please respect copyright.PENANAQutCvUXtmH
(挑逗地說)340Please respect copyright.PENANAR6lAJHzbn9
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。340Please respect copyright.PENANAnQwyEIFKvF
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)340Please respect copyright.PENANAq1FLCiYUpI
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。340Please respect copyright.PENANATVRaNKljeO
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。340Please respect copyright.PENANAbXHMcd7PZw
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。340Please respect copyright.PENANAnsSubFggpd
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。340Please respect copyright.PENANAblrneofdKI
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。340Please respect copyright.PENANABWZAZQNJhy
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。340Please respect copyright.PENANABdLziJbDao
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。340Please respect copyright.PENANAfJVpluxAtY
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我:一言為定340Please respect copyright.PENANAxuM9xQAOzt
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。340Please respect copyright.PENANARxEeytm1G2
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。340Please respect copyright.PENANAGmZt4Kghuo
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。340Please respect copyright.PENANADuT8weWS7z
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。340Please respect copyright.PENANA1TgOaHxvhY
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.