最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。369Please respect copyright.PENANA3VuEIEFJmf
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。369Please respect copyright.PENANAdJsKIvysvw
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?369Please respect copyright.PENANAgfQN17V5Zw
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~369Please respect copyright.PENANAfub6Fmzx4d
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。369Please respect copyright.PENANAQXi3UQrOWL
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。369Please respect copyright.PENANA59j4aU48Hm
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面369Please respect copyright.PENANAUx7veh4qpD
我:我係戀物type369Please respect copyright.PENANAtoDJRRDv7k
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。369Please respect copyright.PENANAjdhuJPVdgL
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?369Please respect copyright.PENANAPBWdCNaI4w
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我:女裝369Please respect copyright.PENANADRz0xctOKl
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?369Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ9K2tDt8G
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。369Please respect copyright.PENANA4THZ6nHKLJ
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。369Please respect copyright.PENANAGivV6XudoK
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。369Please respect copyright.PENANAZi0GJF1l7Y
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。369Please respect copyright.PENANAEkgyz4JqF4
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。369Please respect copyright.PENANAbj0KbfYzgw
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。369Please respect copyright.PENANA5yT7TQTN9w
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。369Please respect copyright.PENANABFMuFCRo8T
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。369Please respect copyright.PENANAHytlxhSSFn
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?369Please respect copyright.PENANACYDoXFFlhZ
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阿玲:女朋友就有。369Please respect copyright.PENANA1TvszBJKBG
(暗笑地回道)369Please respect copyright.PENANAmlZdy6iAfY
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。369Please respect copyright.PENANApCIDZw2MFN
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我:邊個邊個?369Please respect copyright.PENANAjzeba3dKh1
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)369Please respect copyright.PENANAFid6L1W4KI
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。369Please respect copyright.PENANAIVZsmqms2B
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。369Please respect copyright.PENANAHzY2LMXYFO
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。369Please respect copyright.PENANAFMdFnEL1On
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。369Please respect copyright.PENANAAfqhuIv6rO
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。369Please respect copyright.PENANA9xoxZTaymH
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。369Please respect copyright.PENANAYUCsEgMuCs
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。369Please respect copyright.PENANAN6xtFJ6fEx
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!369Please respect copyright.PENANAoarNprniYG
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。369Please respect copyright.PENANAy2gyNh7pju
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?369Please respect copyright.PENANAN0tVwgITHc
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我:知少少啦~369Please respect copyright.PENANA9SDVI9Z3Hu
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。369Please respect copyright.PENANAndAtGZKjAz
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。369Please respect copyright.PENANATeyOgiSDGV
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。369Please respect copyright.PENANA8c3NEIFO4H
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?369Please respect copyright.PENANAlnlOkrTNKb
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。369Please respect copyright.PENANAteXwe0GJ0p
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。369Please respect copyright.PENANA1PmX3EgDA2
(佢燦爛地笑道)369Please respect copyright.PENANA3J8C80ca0N
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵369Please respect copyright.PENANA8x4idDF21P
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!369Please respect copyright.PENANAZkVJJ5paHX
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。369Please respect copyright.PENANAKoS3Ia2l47
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我:我問你一個問題呀?369Please respect copyright.PENANA3NeyhUD5IS
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阿玲:咩?369Please respect copyright.PENANAvHsoK6Rmtj
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?369Please respect copyright.PENANAvPbV6ByXD6
(我挑逗地說)369Please respect copyright.PENANARHP2pcP7MP
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。369Please respect copyright.PENANAmToRnh8xCZ
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妳個答案都有想像力。369Please respect copyright.PENANAYTZjZYTj1I
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。369Please respect copyright.PENANA0ObcBRsCWy
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。369Please respect copyright.PENANAh5V2ggD3ty
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。369Please respect copyright.PENANAE0o3g5QZDs
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「I love it when you call me senoirta369Please respect copyright.PENANANWf2E9AQW3
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya369Please respect copyright.PENANACOmGrdWnzk
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la369Please respect copyright.PENANA6ldUahwsm2
It's true, la-la-la369Please respect copyright.PENANAmYJKoEetsS
Ooh, I should be running369Please respect copyright.PENANABztc8cOhY1
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」369Please respect copyright.PENANAPDQ7fIVnkg
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首歌名係Senorita369Please respect copyright.PENANA2Oas6S3z0H
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。369Please respect copyright.PENANAdoZf2NVDh2
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。369Please respect copyright.PENANAb4fZwCzWoh
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。369Please respect copyright.PENANAmPq1IFU8JE
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?369Please respect copyright.PENANAyRFg0OsmjK
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。369Please respect copyright.PENANAYW6JWx3XML
(挑逗地說)369Please respect copyright.PENANAW2q3JcUb5O
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。369Please respect copyright.PENANASmto5QQjiY
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)369Please respect copyright.PENANAvniSAx5Xh5
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。369Please respect copyright.PENANACrz5hQwQ5g
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。369Please respect copyright.PENANAFj9X4R3Kbi
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。369Please respect copyright.PENANAvlQtHyjGeg
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。369Please respect copyright.PENANAkNBEoVqKR4
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。369Please respect copyright.PENANAABHGyNAPDk
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。369Please respect copyright.PENANAu7bPNsFUQn
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。369Please respect copyright.PENANAxG3ovpFi1K
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我:一言為定369Please respect copyright.PENANAzsp5tzEahv
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。369Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ezq5gmJYo
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。369Please respect copyright.PENANAa0czLF2kel
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。369Please respect copyright.PENANACGTiYuXebg
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。369Please respect copyright.PENANApDJNxNZz8d
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.