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「我好想吃櫻桃可樂聖代啊啊啊!!!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAdPz3ApZCzV
「吵死人了啦──!!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAy5xNcVJ1pV
星期日早上還不到九點半。318Please respect copyright.PENANAxHsVz31lWm
理查這傢伙自從昨天半夜在網路上看到Luna咖啡廳特製聖代的介紹後,就開始一直吵著要親自去朝聖。318Please respect copyright.PENANA5DRYUJSFIg
所以打從天色微微透出一點光亮,這傢伙就偷偷從櫥櫃爬到我床邊,對著我的耳朵不斷維持誦經般的低頻節奏,搞到我差點有種前往極樂世界的錯覺。318Please respect copyright.PENANAqoib7lrPxm
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「拜託帶我去啦由加~今天不吃到可樂聖代我肯定會死掉啊!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAwZCoUMV6JC
「噁心死了,一個大男人這樣噁心死了!再說那個聖代上次柊學姊就有點了啊,是你自己沒吃到吧?我明明就覺得還好而已。」318Please respect copyright.PENANA35xYdEg8gj
「說什麼傻話,那天我光是忙著管教佐伯那個累贅就忙不過來了,一口都沒吃到那道被評價為可樂界至寶的聖代大人啊!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7ZHhu4ejD
理查就像個死小孩一樣死命搖著我的手臂,逼不得已我只好從床上坐了起來……週末一大清早就被騷擾真是有夠累的。318Please respect copyright.PENANASsGyOs25Nz
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「我說,你既然這麼想去的話,為什麼不乾脆找小希去?就當作第一次約會也行啊……」318Please respect copyright.PENANAAcYa2XILEi
「哼,開什麼玩笑,身為一個男人怎麼拉得下臉去拜託女人呢?」318Please respect copyright.PENANAa4M7gvlsiW
「……喂,你還真的沒把我當女的看啊。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAEvYuxOwKpq
好累,現在的我連吐槽的力氣都沒有。318Please respect copyright.PENANAttscjGBkLP
於是我一股腦地倒回軟綿綿的枕頭上──嗯……有夠舒服的,好!我決定翻過身去,懶得理旁邊這隻煩到不行的蜥蜴。318Please respect copyright.PENANAAfXqB4lxfr
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「嘖,居然來這招嗎?現在我跟妳說認真的,妳要是不帶我去的話,作為踐踏我尊嚴的代價,就別怪我使用那招了。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAGMvvkouxcb
似乎是發現我全然沒有要起床的意思,理查這傢伙居然切換到嚴肅的語氣威脅我起來。318Please respect copyright.PENANAznioGqtZFR
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「是是是,你愛怎樣就怎樣吧。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAFZUU8e38o3
睡眠不足可是美容的大敵。318Please respect copyright.PENANA5ACvbvFPUN
由於從清晨就被一直干擾的關係,連一點點睡飽的充實感都沒有。318Please respect copyright.PENANAB37rVrcXrU
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「由加。」318Please respect copyright.PENANA5cnhjl9chM
「幹嘛?先說好,我可沒打算起來喔。」318Please respect copyright.PENANA5GHQx0I6Lq
「我要滴口水到妳的枕頭上。」318Please respect copyright.PENANA2JqsvtDwQG
「呀啊啊啊啊……!!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAFpKk7CpBoP
不是吧!?318Please respect copyright.PENANA0CPfS7zItu
驚恐的轉過頭去,理查居然真的開始在分泌大量口水──哇,流出來了流出來了,這混帳蜥蜴到底想對少女的枕頭做什麼啊!!!318Please respect copyright.PENANAuvLs8EURUI
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「等一下等等等等!!帶你去總可以了吧!!快點給我住手!!!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAeTKICEFJ3y
「來噗及了,偶決定要對泥降下神罰──」318Please respect copyright.PENANA3hH6V2FQlp
「都說了快住手啊啊啊啊!!!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAjIyqdHDplU
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「嗚……可惡!噁心死了啦……!」318Please respect copyright.PENANASoxAKdk4vR
下樓以後,我馬上衝到洗手臺前面拼了命用肥皂洗手。318Please respect copyright.PENANABDrJothi8J
要不是最後一刻我臨機應變用手去接住,造成的精神創傷絕對比現在還要嚴重許多,還得面臨最喜歡的枕頭得直接扔到垃圾桶的下場。318Please respect copyright.PENANAPq1aH8K0UT
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老爸和老媽似乎相親相愛地出去爬山了,佑介似乎也出門去練球,整個家裡面空蕩蕩的。318Please respect copyright.PENANAbsO7sJaDMh
拜那隻該死的蜥蜴所賜,這下根本睡不著的我只好抓著翹起來的頭髮,一邊打開冰箱覓食。318Please respect copyright.PENANAOlvXuXrJf9
冰箱裡面的東西還算不少,但撇開琳瑯滿目標示著【超激筋肉】的蛋白質飲品不論,目前能拿來當作早餐似乎也只剩下牛奶了。318Please respect copyright.PENANAxHZyEgYcV7
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「呃──沒吃東西就喝冰的應該不要緊吧?」318Please respect copyright.PENANAjkLoNcEu4P
我摸了摸自己的腹部,並往玻璃杯裡面倒入冰涼的乳製品,同時思索著根本無關緊要的問題。早上起床習慣性的低血壓,沒有攝取營養的話,昏昏沉沉的腦袋必需要經過好一陣子才能開始運轉,受到疲憊影響的四肢也有夠無力的。318Please respect copyright.PENANAQC8LlGp3Da
就在我準備咕嚕咕嚕地喝下最後一口牛奶的時候,意外發現烤麵包機上面那位不請自來的訪客──318Please respect copyright.PENANATIEJYrXKk4
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一隻黑漆漆的蒼蠅。318Please respect copyright.PENANAWpNg81FNKo
紅通通的複眼死盯著我看,前肢還像是洗手般搓啊搓的。318Please respect copyright.PENANAl2Ndolx8PP
平常極少機會出現在家裡的害蟲,現在正得意地向我這個代理屋主宣揚自己不久前所佔據的領地。318Please respect copyright.PENANADbi4KFVHcg
老爸之前就經常提到,沒有理由拒絕正面上門的挑戰書。318Please respect copyright.PENANA6NJp2qLljb
既然如此,過一會就由我來成全你這──318Please respect copyright.PENANArSwq6F4hcI
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「理查破喉擊!!!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAuJhZhwecjD
「噁噗──!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAYghJBzC0DV
吞到一半的牛奶頓時就像噴泉一樣劃出美妙的曲線。318Please respect copyright.PENANA7Xmb16sPNc
突如其來對著喉嚨施加的劈砍,將我的脖子瞬間打凹慘不忍賭的「ㄑ」字型。318Please respect copyright.PENANADqOLrWorXj
不用說,會這樣做的傢伙當然只有──318Please respect copyright.PENANAuHyHJ4uTvg
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「你到底在幹嘛啦!白痴蜥蜴──!!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAs2MCWiwEZC
「喂喂喂,妳這女人把別人的示好當作什麼了?我可是自覺剛剛做的太過分了,才想著用男子漢的方式讓妳打起精神呢。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAHoWNaAgHbw
好樣的,這傢伙居然還給我用爽朗的笑容比出大拇指,完全不像有在反省的樣子。318Please respect copyright.PENANAjT9i468ncd
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「……那還真是謝謝啊,還有,我根本沒有喉結好嗎。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAvQiyGpUiDg
身心俱疲地回應他,反正我這邊完全沒有懷著任何感謝之情。318Please respect copyright.PENANAAe8slPrmC7
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「啊──蒼蠅!」318Please respect copyright.PENANA9mjzkRFysP
突然想到還有正事得先處理。318Please respect copyright.PENANAApQM5LXTpL
果不其然,在經過剛才一陣騷動以後,蒼蠅不知道藏身到那個角落去了。318Please respect copyright.PENANATVX4CH1YFh
啊啊,煩死了,要是就這麼放著不管肯定會坐立難安的。318Please respect copyright.PENANAJvDIKz8m0P
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「怎麼,這個家裡跑蒼蠅進來了嗎?」318Please respect copyright.PENANAabCepIgB6e
理查探頭跟著往烤麵包機的方向看,結果當然是什麼也沒有。318Please respect copyright.PENANA2ALicIwgBj
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「還不都是因為你這白痴,現在根本找不到了啦!」318Please respect copyright.PENANA7UNy2WXbGL
「哼哼哼……」318Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZQX2zJeH5
「怎樣?沒事別亂發出怪聲音。」318Please respect copyright.PENANA4bAJl5JdMZ
「哼哼哼哼,太天真了,由加!妳這樣簡直就跟拿倍利卡去換啤酒的男人一樣天真!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAIeKAW6yBiD
「哈啊?」318Please respect copyright.PENANAIN2pyFDSWp
「不對,應該這麼說吧,就像是熬夜趕進度看漫畫的小鬼一樣,以為看完最後的47天就會完結,但萬萬沒想到居然還有那該死的第48天後那般天真啊!!!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAOaYylPyKhR
「咦──冷凍庫裡面居然有巧克力草莓?」318Please respect copyright.PENANAX87UmbJXCB
嚼嚼嚼嚼嚼……嗯?怎麼會──意外地超好吃耶!318Please respect copyright.PENANAUqhCjdmbkD
草莓的香氣在咬碎的時候散發出來,哦哦,與外層包覆的巧克力完美融合在一起了,怎麼形成這難以言喻的絕妙口感的呀。318Please respect copyright.PENANAfLzofhQwnC
呃,這被人刻意用貼紙遮住的保存期限是怎麼回事?不過都吃下肚了,還是先裝作沒看到好了……318Please respect copyright.PENANAk5xqshOdVm
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「別把我當空氣啊妳這吃貨,聽好了,我要說的就是──蒼蠅可是有趨紫外線的特性,知道嗎?」318Please respect copyright.PENANAitwV92tjLD
「我有在聽啊,但不知道你在說什麼,趨紫外線是什麼意思?」318Please respect copyright.PENANAScJGSyz9jz
「都說到這地步了還不懂嗎?也就是說,只要能製造出紫外線的話,蒼蠅什麼的可是直接手到擒來!比用皇帝牌逆轉人生還要容易啊!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAIbyoXiq3qL
碰地,理查用力地鎚了一下冰箱。318Please respect copyright.PENANARBmdzRThR1
是說這傢伙為什麼一大清早情緒就能這麼激昂啊?318Please respect copyright.PENANAV1nrQdAEON
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「可是我記得LED燈是沒有紫外線的吧?」318Please respect copyright.PENANAaDyCAUlzNr
「這還不簡單,只要製作出紫外線不就行了?妳先幫我把這些東西準備過來──」318Please respect copyright.PENANAiLBwC0r3n5
由於理查交代的東西並不算太難,再加上我真的很想除掉那隻害蟲,雖然有點懷疑,但還是勉為其難幫他準備了。318Please respect copyright.PENANAzStdBwH7Re
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搜集起來的東西分別有:保鮮膜、剪刀、一杯冰水,還有藍色跟紅色的水性原子筆。318Please respect copyright.PENANAveUhpK1d5e
一字排開在餐桌上看起來還真有點實驗課的樣子。318Please respect copyright.PENANAdK857JuBrz
理查在爬到椅子上以後,就一副以教師的態度自居,而且還不知道從哪弄來了一件全白的實驗衣。318Please respect copyright.PENANAVq1pvG3qlv
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「咳,首先給妳上點基礎的知識,紫外線是指在100至400 nm的波長,而一般LED燈的白光是藉由兩三種光組合而成的,但基本上離不開550至700 nm這個區間。也就如妳所說的,只是LED燈的話無法將蒼蠅引誘出來。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAXtt871u3BC
「原理什麼的我是真的聽不懂啦,比起那個,現在你是打算怎麼做?」318Please respect copyright.PENANA042K9UIToY
「哼,真是毫無上進心的女人,我就簡單示範一遍給妳看吧,這可是連妳都學得會的呢。首先將兩支筆芯拿出來剪開,放到水裡面攪一攪──」318Please respect copyright.PENANAuYXvc5en4d
一紅一藍的筆芯就像是兩支魔法棒一樣。318Please respect copyright.PENANAbatsM7tf6f
將玻璃杯內透明的水分別染成自己的色彩,過沒幾秒便漸漸交互融合成為淡淡的紫色。318Please respect copyright.PENANANxWfkbic7j
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「接著將保鮮膜撕一段放到冰水裡面,就這樣別碰它好好靜待一段時間,有沒有對於科學的奧妙感到敬佩不已啊?」318Please respect copyright.PENANAPycyzkCwte
「嘛……不得不說還蠻神奇的就是了,想不到用身邊的這些小東西就能製造紫外光了。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAQ59ShrKaFH
我將臉湊到玻璃杯前面,看著那在裡面緩緩旋繞的紫色染料。318Please respect copyright.PENANA4E6IX7rOqa
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「接著像這樣用全身放出太陽般耀眼的光芒就可以了,喝─!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAYyYRUsLDxI
「唔喔,真的好亮!」318Please respect copyright.PENANARpX39E93cN
原來如此,只要用全身──318Please respect copyright.PENANAseFznJXl4o
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「不對你給我等一下啊啊啊!!那前面的實驗根本完全沒必要吧!!!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAK9cgrmrTjw
「什麼傻話,那可是聖騎士沈澱心靈的重要儀式,如何?不跟著來試一試嗎?只要有跟聖騎士一樣充滿榮耀的心,任誰都能發出璀璨的光芒呢!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAManP6LiTZ9
「最好每個人都能像你這樣隨便發光啦!!!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAxAGyxkUs8X
聖騎士沒事都在學這種莫名其妙的招式嗎!這個職業也太可悲了吧!!318Please respect copyright.PENANAREBY9mHyj2
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「我練球回來了──什麼,老姊跟理查哥居然一起聚在好亮的廚房裡面,是在玩什麼遊戲嗎!?」318Please respect copyright.PENANAsrFSlzI6zE
這個一百九十公分多的大塊頭一踏進廚房,我家這只有四坪大的餐廳頓時就變得擁擠起來。318Please respect copyright.PENANA9CDqczlSUy
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「唷,回來的正是時候啊佑介,我跟由加正相親相愛地玩用身體發出耀眼光線的遊戲呢。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAAsEbkUKI83
「才不是相親相愛好不好!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAU60kzcZV6e
我邊瞇著眼睛邊吐槽,是說這未免也太刺眼了吧!?318Please respect copyright.PENANAkdrCvl6iut
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「真不錯,讓我一起加入吧!喝─!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAVgefjxcGnT
「為什麼連你也會發光啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」ㄅㄅㄅ318Please respect copyright.PENANAfhD2e0fFvN