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岡本太郎:藝術就是爆炸。121Please respect copyright.PENANArEm4kkAkUS
我:人生每天都在爆炸。121Please respect copyright.PENANAStOlMGuklg
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某日以為平安無事終於得閒,121Please respect copyright.PENANAx4aX7cKjEw
晚餐後補個甜食,121Please respect copyright.PENANA8AMNBo4M9T
為今日美好劃下完美句點。121Please respect copyright.PENANA84nbljoPnU
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夜市內有一招牌斑駁:121Please respect copyright.PENANAd2YYh5vksf
“六十年老店 綠豆湯”121Please respect copyright.PENANALNP4FDcHu3
這種簡單是種告知,121Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8somAU1pa
它並不邀請你進去品嚐,121Please respect copyright.PENANA5RVva1VHU5
只在提示:121Please respect copyright.PENANAFCpWlceSiK
我開在這,要來不來隨你!121Please respect copyright.PENANAQhLHdpiNmT
我總是無法路過這種驕傲。121Please respect copyright.PENANAaSF1fZ5mXo
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想不到進門年輕老闆第一句話就把我炸了!121Please respect copyright.PENANAKCnWeeCX2P
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老闆:綠豆湯要加糖嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANAqOzR1muJ8k
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因為距離太近,耳朵無法拒絕,121Please respect copyright.PENANAKwbqhZxAp1
傳到大腦第一瞬間我全身癱軟,121Please respect copyright.PENANAyQ7xwfETft
老闆看我沒有答應,121Please respect copyright.PENANA72e4yR7EqV
又問了一次,121Please respect copyright.PENANASO4aEIYKfi
在毫無武裝護具的保護下,121Please respect copyright.PENANAA2UGOtyy5z
連續沒準備的被炸兩次,121Please respect copyright.PENANAU5KLjdRiap
為了活命,我說了要加糖之後狼狽的翻上了最近的座位,121Please respect copyright.PENANAbLiDMLCGpr
現在回想,當下沒有抗爭的我真是苟且!121Please respect copyright.PENANAfFK6i6pm9z
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在位置上調整呼吸時,121Please respect copyright.PENANAOz3IN51h4Y
不斷在心裡跟自己確認,121Please respect copyright.PENANAMEYTGwnJ1d
是我太小題大作了嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANAzvP1DQo3JC
但以普世價值來說,121Please respect copyright.PENANATsMiml1zbJ
綠豆湯不就是綠豆加水加糖去煮嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANAqZk0Ff1wQP
沒有糖的綠豆湯你可以說它是綠豆湯嗎?!121Please respect copyright.PENANAa8UHvL8mNl
我知道你的出發點或許是良善的為了不增加他人身體的負擔,121Please respect copyright.PENANA5ODuIRErc9
但即使如此你也不能稱不加糖的綠豆湯為綠豆湯啊!121Please respect copyright.PENANAmt4Tty5MRE
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看到這各位可能覺得我歇斯底里,換個說法大家比較容易進入我的角度看清真相。121Please respect copyright.PENANAR0YtnsrEDZ
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今天我們去摩托車行買機車,121Please respect copyright.PENANAzschhlDbac
可以買加汽油的,121Please respect copyright.PENANAlNoYRgMuqX
也可以買立意良善,121Please respect copyright.PENANAogi0k3dJSp
為了環保不排廢氣的電動機車,121Please respect copyright.PENANA97kxrroyWs
到這都沒問題,121Please respect copyright.PENANAlnz7bA6zbU
問題在你一進摩托車行,121Please respect copyright.PENANAWmwnrPvRFk
老闆劈頭問你:要加輪子嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANACv4ZaQkEXZ
我想各位一定會嚇一跳,121Please respect copyright.PENANAtijaYAb8ow
以為自己跑錯地方,121Please respect copyright.PENANA2CBhMBAfQM
因為所謂的摩托車就是連著輪子一起賣,我要買沒輪子的摩托車我會去賣水上摩托車的店啊老闆!!!!!!!!!!121Please respect copyright.PENANAZlAJvT53Ju
我來這就是要買有輪子在馬路上騎的機車啊!你可以問我要不要加購安全帽,但你不能問我要不要加輪子啊!!!!!!!!!! 但老闆不顧你的驚嚇,121Please respect copyright.PENANAeThYXCESws
一連若無其事的問你兩次,121Please respect copyright.PENANAc372HPvnfN
要加輪子嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANAuD0NJMa9mq
要加輪子嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANAKWb0IAinQm
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各位,這是歇斯底里嗎?! 今天退一百萬步想,121Please respect copyright.PENANANSXMclJ2vn
好,或許是老店想創新!121Please respect copyright.PENANAAwxVtPFLVq
各位可能覺得我過於苛責,121Please respect copyright.PENANAa9Hz1ddbpz
但六十年老店綠豆湯,121Please respect copyright.PENANAVKWrjOGZO5
你的創新方式是拿掉糖!121Please respect copyright.PENANA65e1HmDHQl
這樣對得起當年在大灶前生火,121Please respect copyright.PENANASI6xxbbA3w
沒日沒夜的嘗試鑽研,121Please respect copyright.PENANA1R2crPN2OI
之後把綠豆與水及糖的完美比例找出來並傳給你的創始人嗎?! 你加盟鮮芋仙還比較接近所謂的創新,你拿掉糖只用水去煮綠豆,用水煮植物拿來賣,那是中藥行在幹的活啊!121Please respect copyright.PENANAhhELYxpWci
你完全改變先人交給你的家業!121Please respect copyright.PENANACAqmm8eEhJ
隔行如隔山,那不是創新啊老闆!!!!!121Please respect copyright.PENANAtEhZzPqE2x
說句重話:那是辜負那是背叛啊!!!!!!!!!! 想到這,綠豆湯也喝完了,121Please respect copyright.PENANAAj84Ttu0GU
離開付錢時,121Please respect copyright.PENANAw2HqWP5BNd
老闆對著我說:帥哥,好吃嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANAWewLTKoKO8
我笑著回:好吃,謝謝。121Please respect copyright.PENANAJpmqJFfqJ5
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我實在無法對叫我帥哥的人生氣。