Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPUcXCMkXe
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUi3j8M5CC
Invading my mind day and through the night,605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJOH2vTC4j
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNK6CPUXMs0
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwfWdvvTHN
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumLcBWnC7s
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrURkxTv7d6
And the springtime has the sad graduate.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYH6EG9zpk
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2bUjTQ0tS
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hzY8Um1Kv
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUmk7o4ZzN
My hate for you is the fine compromise.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aDZAEvnN8
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkItfgZIQ4
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsIdbeQDPg
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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