Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcPVn7GjxH
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkMyDUlIDu
Invading my mind day and through the night,525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRdPWN0j5o
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb63PrUdgfN
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbWzQmOYeD
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgJ1KVZPeR
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVDepq2Jie
And the springtime has the sad graduate.525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41d6vBm0J3
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTfxCk8neQ
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nefHemKXv
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWAEjpGL1o
My hate for you is the fine compromise.525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6R9LZ5RIkH
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl9iigS8Gt
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot6drbIVie
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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