Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFGPMypuf9
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPv4eNa8TQ6
Invading my mind day and through the night,485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN8X2nWw4H
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSJNDdgZWk
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw37wUJTcDS
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAXnuTQjGi
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtquYYq3kl
And the springtime has the sad graduate.485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZErZ7RaoDn
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5dxsVMebS
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzbxojDXUG
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhozhixHJEJ
My hate for you is the fine compromise.485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFWGvZNXUw
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZoyi8JoW7
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2crNjktRM1
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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