Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO37llsGqR9
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEIBszHfVy
Invading my mind day and through the night,577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Tg8d6QHh7
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPMCOerIiK
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3AdcREXwK
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKmJWbIelo
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsxzuQi6Lf
And the springtime has the sad graduate.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbZPOq8udk
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ3imsn9Fc
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQ3a0AEqhQ
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnl3p8AfFl
My hate for you is the fine compromise.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOzI9KPseV
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGeOaB3g4f
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCIkxTkdc6
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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