That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra400Please respect copyright.PENANAoLwyVPz3dl
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"400Please respect copyright.PENANA2LNw84CqBo
Someone said as we shook hands.400Please respect copyright.PENANAk0qhm1Tev4
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.400Please respect copyright.PENANAJZ4bwAwSFx
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,400Please respect copyright.PENANAP5IviZC3Wa
You're a gentleman who understands,400Please respect copyright.PENANACLkXSWsiGO
I'm a gal who must be hot."400Please respect copyright.PENANAjcb4WA0DWe
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,400Please respect copyright.PENANAaQ95g3ErGB
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,400Please respect copyright.PENANA2WJzpqXp8L
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!400Please respect copyright.PENANAn7rmKeupVg
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!400Please respect copyright.PENANA384n6ZLa4b
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."400Please respect copyright.PENANA5pKiX4mTYy
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I practiced every day,400Please respect copyright.PENANAP5hXNbZxf7
To find some clever lines to say,400Please respect copyright.PENANAdBSbnWxYS6
To make the meaning come through...400Please respect copyright.PENANAjMwqUAnKjJ
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:400Please respect copyright.PENANAMwih1SE98k
"Gorbinschnozzel."400Please respect copyright.PENANAbf0N0CJutP
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,400Please respect copyright.PENANAdzA6DTnTki
Like the day before.400Please respect copyright.PENANA9VCg19yzHr
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He loves dirt,400Please respect copyright.PENANA61mD36sSBB
He hates peanut butter,400Please respect copyright.PENANAi3zD7pgWUk
He loves berries.400Please respect copyright.PENANAFUrEC0yDpF
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That's why Lord Franchesco,400Please respect copyright.PENANAHLex4UbdL1
That's why Lord Franchesco,400Please respect copyright.PENANACqeWocfmns
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.400Please respect copyright.PENANA1eIhomkTWr
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Gorbinschnozzel.400Please respect copyright.PENANA5TvBTc4fi6
Gorbinschnozzel...