That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra240Please respect copyright.PENANAHrNAOkUcxl
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"240Please respect copyright.PENANAOKAPyiOW8D
Someone said as we shook hands.240Please respect copyright.PENANAeU6V6JaSKs
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.240Please respect copyright.PENANAYxiM7IeYe0
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,240Please respect copyright.PENANAjHXX2sjHec
You're a gentleman who understands,240Please respect copyright.PENANAl5S5gIILgY
I'm a gal who must be hot."240Please respect copyright.PENANAHh8dwXaucx
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,240Please respect copyright.PENANAv2ENh8DAqF
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,240Please respect copyright.PENANATBt7wnN4vH
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!240Please respect copyright.PENANAEKfCaFQVPr
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!240Please respect copyright.PENANAHdvmTbyfJG
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."240Please respect copyright.PENANAzygbYtS66m
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I practiced every day,240Please respect copyright.PENANAsiGnuBPUdg
To find some clever lines to say,240Please respect copyright.PENANAfHCpNPsr4v
To make the meaning come through...240Please respect copyright.PENANABlxdxtyz6h
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:240Please respect copyright.PENANA2I6mhP0N6m
"Gorbinschnozzel."240Please respect copyright.PENANAfRfaKSTiDI
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,240Please respect copyright.PENANAnrabgFdxXM
Like the day before.240Please respect copyright.PENANAcJYExq36pw
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He loves dirt,240Please respect copyright.PENANAwfT08kvTmy
He hates peanut butter,240Please respect copyright.PENANAVtM5uvlvpm
He loves berries.240Please respect copyright.PENANAnJMniZ3cJP
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That's why Lord Franchesco,240Please respect copyright.PENANAFOdCLM6K0j
That's why Lord Franchesco,240Please respect copyright.PENANAeaB213xZ6z
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.240Please respect copyright.PENANAqUeQk4b72u
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Gorbinschnozzel.240Please respect copyright.PENANAFUcQqpflqF
Gorbinschnozzel...