That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra461Please respect copyright.PENANAdLxFQxztZy
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"461Please respect copyright.PENANAzedXATHKir
Someone said as we shook hands.461Please respect copyright.PENANAPdk4qPqLik
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.461Please respect copyright.PENANAdBbv3pYMSI
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,461Please respect copyright.PENANABBrHQg3VhA
You're a gentleman who understands,461Please respect copyright.PENANAFK4ZvYXvGo
I'm a gal who must be hot."461Please respect copyright.PENANADdbMiKQpkD
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,461Please respect copyright.PENANADJM8hbvWEJ
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,461Please respect copyright.PENANAslpxB4XhkO
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!461Please respect copyright.PENANAf1KuNUnEYN
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!461Please respect copyright.PENANAcwH1mt4qR9
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."461Please respect copyright.PENANAarX1RMcl0e
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I practiced every day,461Please respect copyright.PENANAPe0LHIKUid
To find some clever lines to say,461Please respect copyright.PENANAygcnv0BiOC
To make the meaning come through...461Please respect copyright.PENANAGPjNd5Lu4W
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:461Please respect copyright.PENANAVHujvoAhul
"Gorbinschnozzel."461Please respect copyright.PENANA7h2tjFyPAQ
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,461Please respect copyright.PENANA5vtDBOfDgo
Like the day before.461Please respect copyright.PENANAaBgXyJOlrS
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He loves dirt,461Please respect copyright.PENANAfjnfZgc2pZ
He hates peanut butter,461Please respect copyright.PENANASuwiye92Yc
He loves berries.461Please respect copyright.PENANAz4vbN1LCOY
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That's why Lord Franchesco,461Please respect copyright.PENANAofXOSzbExX
That's why Lord Franchesco,461Please respect copyright.PENANAcX9Syiladz
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.461Please respect copyright.PENANAXSdBunyAlv
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Gorbinschnozzel.461Please respect copyright.PENANAnLNkCLHqxb
Gorbinschnozzel...