That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra377Please respect copyright.PENANA5CimEN54ci
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"377Please respect copyright.PENANAfemJvqYDyx
Someone said as we shook hands.377Please respect copyright.PENANAuIBJZBaSzr
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.377Please respect copyright.PENANAhhuahbQHcc
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,377Please respect copyright.PENANAAoEQvIRBn3
You're a gentleman who understands,377Please respect copyright.PENANAufaFfkfpfP
I'm a gal who must be hot."377Please respect copyright.PENANACCaR86DXkT
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,377Please respect copyright.PENANAnjFcjaVsdx
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,377Please respect copyright.PENANARyUhxVMhfX
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!377Please respect copyright.PENANAfnfNQkiqsY
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!377Please respect copyright.PENANAn7Gc1Nwlwb
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."377Please respect copyright.PENANA13wHFtuk4Q
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I practiced every day,377Please respect copyright.PENANAcJHbOwb62s
To find some clever lines to say,377Please respect copyright.PENANAdXZz7npsbh
To make the meaning come through...377Please respect copyright.PENANANTCrNhn83J
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:377Please respect copyright.PENANAMlzMFsqmrJ
"Gorbinschnozzel."377Please respect copyright.PENANATrKNcY88Wb
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,377Please respect copyright.PENANAZanrYgAPZd
Like the day before.377Please respect copyright.PENANA9tMuGg72bP
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He loves dirt,377Please respect copyright.PENANApwNiahiHGu
He hates peanut butter,377Please respect copyright.PENANAH9JBdxQJlc
He loves berries.377Please respect copyright.PENANAxO6EdJ44n6
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That's why Lord Franchesco,377Please respect copyright.PENANAgPNsJXBPIa
That's why Lord Franchesco,377Please respect copyright.PENANAPaMFOdGohy
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.377Please respect copyright.PENANAVAoQEUaNfx
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Gorbinschnozzel.377Please respect copyright.PENANACjoZ5hYNkT
Gorbinschnozzel...