The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:375Please respect copyright.PENANAKzSnm0ntJT
I was the most loud unemployed around,375Please respect copyright.PENANAATbCeKy1io
He was the most popular song host.375Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0CA2rdYwd
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He was my song subject,375Please respect copyright.PENANAm3Q8hZ9hLS
My popular song subject,375Please respect copyright.PENANAC8WBOFsdOj
My song host.375Please respect copyright.PENANAzdrYr7HhRC
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We used to squirt so well together,375Please respect copyright.PENANAVLRUl8BeLd
Back then.375Please respect copyright.PENANAAGTjy0Hs9o
We wanted to lay together, around the world,375Please respect copyright.PENANAjuTJ9lR5ji
We wanted it all.375Please respect copyright.PENANAmvvzF9Zofx
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,375Please respect copyright.PENANAcgMY7EHPr8
We decided to lay too much.375Please respect copyright.PENANAffOMy8Hxyp
Together we kissed Keith.375Please respect copyright.PENANAHAuRN78IKX
It was fluffy, so fluffy.375Please respect copyright.PENANANryFggrvNh
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From that moment our relationship changed.375Please respect copyright.PENANAKRsnjrSNGw
He grew so stinky.375Please respect copyright.PENANAHWDzOyq3cS
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And then it happened:375Please respect copyright.PENANAJjnCaQ6uLa
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Oh no! Oh no!375Please respect copyright.PENANAE9Y1bU2Cox
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He bit Dracula.375Please respect copyright.PENANA7MNz1IxmX2
Alas, Dracula!375Please respect copyright.PENANAZALY6Zo2ow
My song subject bit Dracula.375Please respect copyright.PENANAnEEXM2dYDo
It was cute, so cute.375Please respect copyright.PENANAE7Qe7mXH8K
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,375Please respect copyright.PENANAmZ2VqrQ84l
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,375Please respect copyright.PENANAjkvI5yBwyY
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)375Please respect copyright.PENANA2cvLYFn0Fi
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But still, he is in my thoughts.375Please respect copyright.PENANAPdKeKHH5RK
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,375Please respect copyright.PENANAwIpiB5si2M
That plump Thursday lunchtime.375Please respect copyright.PENANA8JpcOfI9Cw
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My trachea... ouch!375Please respect copyright.PENANAmn3oe9rm8R
When I think of that popular song host,375Please respect copyright.PENANA47x5V3hJP1
That popular song host and me.375Please respect copyright.PENANAcQ2zQvTnni