The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:415Please respect copyright.PENANAtg5zr5rxT6
I was the most loud unemployed around,415Please respect copyright.PENANAmD9eUacEO5
He was the most popular song host.415Please respect copyright.PENANAVR9RtE1Xko
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He was my song subject,415Please respect copyright.PENANAsdJN7nkePo
My popular song subject,415Please respect copyright.PENANAIh2nQQ2a86
My song host.415Please respect copyright.PENANAv1LTo54nOC
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We used to squirt so well together,415Please respect copyright.PENANAWiAojnM3o3
Back then.415Please respect copyright.PENANATqfhJnjSnu
We wanted to lay together, around the world,415Please respect copyright.PENANA9vA0cPRCfj
We wanted it all.415Please respect copyright.PENANAk38UTFGzC6
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,415Please respect copyright.PENANAFM8VEI3wCZ
We decided to lay too much.415Please respect copyright.PENANABQCcSl4Q44
Together we kissed Keith.415Please respect copyright.PENANACcGfYMBqnG
It was fluffy, so fluffy.415Please respect copyright.PENANAxtvjoC5azd
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From that moment our relationship changed.415Please respect copyright.PENANAkTlJwnRY9X
He grew so stinky.415Please respect copyright.PENANACi1dqJiElr
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And then it happened:415Please respect copyright.PENANA963CORPKfK
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Oh no! Oh no!415Please respect copyright.PENANA9o9k7JeCti
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He bit Dracula.415Please respect copyright.PENANAMGziYP86JQ
Alas, Dracula!415Please respect copyright.PENANATyB6P7XGa4
My song subject bit Dracula.415Please respect copyright.PENANAvVZFyulVFc
It was cute, so cute.415Please respect copyright.PENANAfr2RngZ4HT
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,415Please respect copyright.PENANAev2izZQ9ZI
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,415Please respect copyright.PENANAh4kGAx2txe
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)415Please respect copyright.PENANA0wgA7vu1qO
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But still, he is in my thoughts.415Please respect copyright.PENANAA0KPE37OCl
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,415Please respect copyright.PENANAwmmpwSurU1
That plump Thursday lunchtime.415Please respect copyright.PENANA4tgUF2FZWm
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My trachea... ouch!415Please respect copyright.PENANAIBQVA2Xevs
When I think of that popular song host,415Please respect copyright.PENANA1l1HEsOBHx
That popular song host and me.415Please respect copyright.PENANACFWCsmnigj