The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57nMeklVar
I was the most loud unemployed around,335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KJuXjgrcM
He was the most popular song host.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2LgH7jyGu
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He was my song subject,335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjHKuBhZXz
My popular song subject,335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19SNl9gXpr
My song host.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaz0Win7bY
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We used to squirt so well together,335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWXl1oAEuh
Back then.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBrHEdWVi2
We wanted to lay together, around the world,335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDjKllU0Tv
We wanted it all.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90262M3yU1
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaXnRxHySK
We decided to lay too much.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqisILGusR
Together we kissed Keith.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MCqpEjVVH
It was fluffy, so fluffy.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CjpfCOlmx
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From that moment our relationship changed.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz9mHIJueb
He grew so stinky.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESrDDn32s0
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And then it happened:335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFC94mjHQF
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Oh no! Oh no!335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSdrSwBBc3
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He bit Dracula.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL4HAQg33o
Alas, Dracula!335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUM55Y6BDur
My song subject bit Dracula.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1YBdBooUd
It was cute, so cute.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7NRAGE9z3
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfkn7tRbwr
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnmWFTQhw3
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNqZoVY4Ux
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But still, he is in my thoughts.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWv4LSqqTK
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDrnr2zO7I
That plump Thursday lunchtime.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sYnGIl5Lp
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My trachea... ouch!335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PPlWn0KHa
When I think of that popular song host,335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE3FOmNIWl
That popular song host and me.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLCDVxw1IN
