The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBEdF1t79l
I was the most loud unemployed around,364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSBoVTKJ9K
He was the most popular song host.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkip8AZMLgp
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He was my song subject,364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgkNPXbes3
My popular song subject,364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7ga6hCF21
My song host.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKMyoV8HQk
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We used to squirt so well together,364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLdVQAl99h
Back then.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKOJ50jDQz
We wanted to lay together, around the world,364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdi7wnAitl
We wanted it all.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmobJSx6lcE
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1syE2DbZr3
We decided to lay too much.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZnUnVWPGz
Together we kissed Keith.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4pyS2FMNC
It was fluffy, so fluffy.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk5g6mqWYd
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From that moment our relationship changed.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnSLz9CgXW
He grew so stinky.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwUXs7zooh
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And then it happened:364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYw9vI3HmbD
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Oh no! Oh no!364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHivCnnUfi
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He bit Dracula.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlN7EyJRV9V
Alas, Dracula!364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vb9IP5B31
My song subject bit Dracula.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeSNyinhBE
It was cute, so cute.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbaCShYfC4
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZT114lUMnd
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45rSXDBaZO
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MrrtH9QyR
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But still, he is in my thoughts.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza3bV7qbcr
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMqzJEyyGI
That plump Thursday lunchtime.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yeHZnPvmB
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My trachea... ouch!364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBsrcSuSpi
When I think of that popular song host,364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRH91X0MJA
That popular song host and me.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ506isRdCfu
