The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAeV513N2y
I was the most loud unemployed around,399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppbZSAB2TO
He was the most popular song host.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEghpBp4CI
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He was my song subject,399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqNruwAkAm
My popular song subject,399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNch4sPVMa
My song host.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1KtJe56Mo
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We used to squirt so well together,399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroW2ZwqWnl
Back then.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP02pXepaR
We wanted to lay together, around the world,399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpY6HDqLO6
We wanted it all.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu9cUHIGtE
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTmQYt0pDx
We decided to lay too much.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrpCxulqVY
Together we kissed Keith.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDYpoc8REg
It was fluffy, so fluffy.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjEnyRy4mD
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From that moment our relationship changed.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfpdDYmSNK
He grew so stinky.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJyrwYC4Sm
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And then it happened:399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQBwlNKnhr
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Oh no! Oh no!399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5zcg7gueO
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He bit Dracula.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5DI25d2Ow
Alas, Dracula!399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQ1nylKMpX
My song subject bit Dracula.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSUcQpCQFF
It was cute, so cute.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefvdmdUbsX
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33OZNPiAtS
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63VAyRxDrw
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmHa92q1GF
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But still, he is in my thoughts.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVD7eRw8mY
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsBk1sh42h
That plump Thursday lunchtime.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vtCpTAOmU
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My trachea... ouch!399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7tBEOsbdq
When I think of that popular song host,399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdogIo9UJxb
That popular song host and me.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoY2jjmyMt
