The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:439Please respect copyright.PENANAuZFsEI5XUQ
I was the most loud unemployed around,439Please respect copyright.PENANAN4FmlBHhep
He was the most popular song host.439Please respect copyright.PENANAehEKSGddsy
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He was my song subject,439Please respect copyright.PENANANJk1Bon3mb
My popular song subject,439Please respect copyright.PENANAlr4DOyfpDr
My song host.439Please respect copyright.PENANAm6CxZI3adK
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We used to squirt so well together,439Please respect copyright.PENANAxW5sneVoe9
Back then.439Please respect copyright.PENANADe8IsASPq1
We wanted to lay together, around the world,439Please respect copyright.PENANACrWzBIbZKB
We wanted it all.439Please respect copyright.PENANACH40lU7tVJ
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,439Please respect copyright.PENANAbhBY59uD2w
We decided to lay too much.439Please respect copyright.PENANAMKPMwCM4Bz
Together we kissed Keith.439Please respect copyright.PENANAZQDdSv2VIF
It was fluffy, so fluffy.439Please respect copyright.PENANAvmJhQA0Awu
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From that moment our relationship changed.439Please respect copyright.PENANA3btjihIGjP
He grew so stinky.439Please respect copyright.PENANA6xWnYqU9yk
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And then it happened:439Please respect copyright.PENANA9VwR3Yw24v
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Oh no! Oh no!439Please respect copyright.PENANAMpjP6tpGSB
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He bit Dracula.439Please respect copyright.PENANAMqlZC9qu4q
Alas, Dracula!439Please respect copyright.PENANAw6AtXRSHpf
My song subject bit Dracula.439Please respect copyright.PENANADFYSQRNzhw
It was cute, so cute.439Please respect copyright.PENANAbP51UrwY8B
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,439Please respect copyright.PENANADzcyyDzKTv
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,439Please respect copyright.PENANAWtRsiW0WzH
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)439Please respect copyright.PENANAr16nk5dPy4
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But still, he is in my thoughts.439Please respect copyright.PENANAEZnLbnZR7N
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,439Please respect copyright.PENANAxvqcJG7gBN
That plump Thursday lunchtime.439Please respect copyright.PENANAICctK74y1F
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My trachea... ouch!439Please respect copyright.PENANAHOW85U7xuc
When I think of that popular song host,439Please respect copyright.PENANAZLb3oHR223
That popular song host and me.439Please respect copyright.PENANAaXmpfsxtsR