Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlWFprm3Hs
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjeC3lXZAq
Invading my mind day and through the night,475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvPPoK5T0m
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQSRLks70U
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3JZebBRUQ
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPK6PnFIEn
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeujAJx0L14
And the springtime has the sad graduate.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOzNBjURV2
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uTDJ6HQbd
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMjVxWXsGO
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oaQ1K62Km
My hate for you is the fine compromise.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kuxBsbzme
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzSPocWnYz
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiwa9D3Dv7
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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