Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHsDVwYJDf
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdFYbCvzkB
Invading my mind day and through the night,579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrqWNIylR0
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZf5kP3B8x
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xG8A951T7
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmxEWITZzw
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePSzBwoIlL
And the springtime has the sad graduate.579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYWcZVo0QJ
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QMARwSXRH
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzuGbS9y9O
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXqqrblud5
My hate for you is the fine compromise.579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJpN25rd8E
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM1SGLWjVa
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIrm4c0vaj
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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