Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrRhkWgYP7
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I9WYsFoEq
Invading my mind day and through the night,551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH45JvHt5ad
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIr5k2xQWSe
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeuQmePtY9
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Vun9nNyIM
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMvY64eD9g
And the springtime has the sad graduate.551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tMwZlmo4i
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdi49Zzx5DD
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzs9BnM2hC
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIHCougrkP
My hate for you is the fine compromise.551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphKRqeOpSA
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH9wcljwtf
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl90dVLLlW
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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