Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqa430FRt3
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XLNs0uMC2
Invading my mind day and through the night,608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfKWZcFWq0
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G9CPlc6EG
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQzXBC8MDg
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yarM4DJ2M
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvwJ5dlVtw
And the springtime has the sad graduate.608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnSqFr5sZ1
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijhiEIVStB
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZJiGbRNkX
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidTE5FrkZx
My hate for you is the fine compromise.608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9SiF7AuCo
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE660YRde8X
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvKUgNo1ZD
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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