Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0d9D2jLFn
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6lPPqHMEL
Invading my mind day and through the night,507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNDdHccIIr
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWY1G86igKb
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBkKhesBe6
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXfsItbadx
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmERANrckSZ
And the springtime has the sad graduate.507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cuNrzSUUn
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqSbJlc4Nt
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKgyGcJPOX
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FAaF66A6O
My hate for you is the fine compromise.507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUnxvIYj4H
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSGMuilisw
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznIDD552U8
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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