Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzDPPbOkfh
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHjQ7OQzGq
Invading my mind day and through the night,553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOFRXsWvOb
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3KyE98LDP
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIqYCXjqOf
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapVhC1jRnT
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJMgNQPZdW
And the springtime has the sad graduate.553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDBjzIwEtn
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNke5q7an73
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIA900qmGGR
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgxYcIsRk6
My hate for you is the fine compromise.553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4TI4md9qN
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadaI2i6XsX
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ4cqU0ZvQ
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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