Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8eBxcY192
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGcM7jwCcP
Invading my mind day and through the night,478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKruxDAGjPt
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQJoQ2iObN
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIi1j1GjAI
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAEADFROSf
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp50kk41PD9
And the springtime has the sad graduate.478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyUlY5p9t1
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfRHCeAppP
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2sF7i53ve
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjUEGoXNyN
My hate for you is the fine compromise.478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnj2T66LNFV
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWt3asFB1q
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpnGSNNzkX
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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