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這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwmd1hXHb6
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQeRAOVGiF
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvozaffLNJK
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5r2GlhABcJ
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiCmr7NnFN
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRAwC8nqlU
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrKBFXCCBb
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南冥者，天池也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OMVKguw9a
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qbr6sgagD
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mEyEE7jHc
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMF8tbETu5
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民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVuJleKGMo
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGhyVhYiDH
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxlmonpDLT
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ593RrWETwc
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVXjsN5cAj
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHXCh3Oc2Q
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXQclWXqFO
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORtIthXQ9C
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOplczRDmW
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iusrgx1a2
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHbAf9SJZI
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1z6DqV9bk
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP0YhRFR8J
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy26nVzayal
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xRRijQP8J
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gJ6A8erPc
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoYioZaevJ
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMdi4PH7co
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfCOO35mar
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5vcPu6tLZ
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyLP0YwVNl
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R4hZXLStX
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaaNoEtwkn
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSJyZtqxft
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItd6crUj63
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYrA0XzYMY
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6ORb9PM1Y
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmC9LyOSDs
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSoDwiYZzT
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW5Zsxvmkt
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjXxqE7l92
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk9rgymxbq
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiLLR4saBm
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湯之問棘也是已：774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveEYmvsedk
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD4SxWFrYG
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GQcrqsRWd
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZLWmxLOFE
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4Z8LT26wo
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xJWw7rhIp
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVX8a6QY61
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8diFwVA86j
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx5OxxEWeR
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHv0ub20mym
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoBjj414PF
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72vkYLgjoY
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vKvaMysrq
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywd51uC7hw
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUWbNzbzZY
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeRApIv1R2
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhat452mpM0
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgleOev3tEX
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此大小之辯也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2ATv9sTer
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIat7cCopL
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wFkrtphet
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziwcBumFpG
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRZM6NoTPd
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXra2QOLwB
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRlUoph24Z
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXDCba8s2b
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpeMjdwoTY
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OUqeBgsGo
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7MhpueIhw
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxsE7N1bxa
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkUwLEbJ5H
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGsP5lxmjs
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPw1OiCcJK
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZMupACIbK
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsxjUHLwiy
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxfrYaFbGD
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA6cHuJ9Tj
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMH0YhJuxw
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2kcilCW4u
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWlCUgM4Fh
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQYWX120kK
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YYRgdtkRl
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFfUPa5goT
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW3M5lQiTw
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnU18Avcn7B
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUjWj6G728
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hwUarPQT5
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAY48NruVkJ
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiJkPfktUz
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEu7vbSQU7
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRIpBAhN8e
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc9PPZDYee
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9nTCDAB1Q
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdElZQZzWiV
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0l8iJs9toQ
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxBiMVIIuX
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRY6VoU6WR
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgHwJUo684
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39rtr9r1js
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVq0WTIncbb
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy6JaPe6Po
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihdGr72IYf
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4XfAp4BMn
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZsAI7dXSm
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj4hyovJMa
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ1CMhTDOT
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA1Yfs6aY3
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6KmNwBM3d
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MFN3KlZKG
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlufch2ghB
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00u4O7goUa
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmUrcB0uZ9
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1hcW8BSrP
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhoH16fTfS
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJE8JvmBhR
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVe35w8lVs
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHT98KEq2Q
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25Spo9TSIg
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhpBBR89mb
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yaqWCnWRw
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQepp0MrSA
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Or7M4UsM5
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGKbaF3q15
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiMZFzFfkq
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlPjuwMzAb
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH7RcvrIOQ
不食五谷，吸風飲露；774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFevkgqaHf
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifOXKHdnxK
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh5Maki48n
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs239neEcNQ
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRCwWy6556
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxjavm2NUE
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7tKGhXKQg
吾以是狂而不信也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjRbbezYQ3
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRoIQlxeXg
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnwSsswqkE
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Fav1UoBXF
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4p2ReI04oZ
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMTjxGFoPW
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLU65HQGUW
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GCrVY0JYO
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8UC3K11EH
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW88pmdOtp0
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX4Eyx91o4
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElrRwp2m6F
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDfZZ7MQ94
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDveAaQIMiW
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Dt2btcfK5
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaR25DkhGPc
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0vVaggRVW
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkZClClATC
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFc3cdfT4C
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqGL538Cj6
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9Lz1MHSyG
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdh1dSWRVM
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4xT62i9aI
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEYSVoqkYV
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoKhltPW7N
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVEEZHaNcD
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Jx0tg8Ha7
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2sVoa9QZb
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCStWw8TK3
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWB5ecMLdjY
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbsZzBX2dy
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CkLnB9WaV
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMsv5khYEt
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnuWrBElYF
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBa7m5IqelR
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95goWX1i0u
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY6rKwdpJk
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl17mvtMPq
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3VYrDfGbC
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrrlGMn3QM
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWQ4btUgV4
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdstz1N1PlV
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1ZNIMY8lk
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTNckW7WtS
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaON2rimJqf
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWt0agOP9z5
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaLYFmYy7i
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7Qh6H9VjZ
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkM7RSPV3m
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjU5eCUrHk
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXxK3syWFJ
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLB5pvT0me
客聞之，請買其方百金。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexN7kKXeGT
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrbklShFx4
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkCiudObj4
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF221CyhnnW
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFCeNuY9MW
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZF6RNbJG7B
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1vEgbuGfV
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLvABRRo3a
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWQ4B9eI3H
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2dOnhCxpP
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xN3MkSVE7
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVXHod6TS1
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVxsvXm1FU
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxf3zuKmKQ
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQO0qIVaEK
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxcacMFBLA
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirONIPLFp9
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RENSLv2Y7
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxrbN0A4o1
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11dGONWTjz
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCylwhNgVN
而憂其瓠落無所容？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ127fES0eN6
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zxFfiQ31V
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2Adu2KeDR
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlFl78acb8
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO18noBtkxq
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuwpJ91UrX
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmplbgtp311
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGVQrDSTL2
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzasgARJmvE
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGe3ISpDF2A
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9DN7eF4SE
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhOOqQ4I6J
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8lYehellC
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGcpl99Jrd
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJrFVC91Te
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm66OM1JoCq
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0PApk47kP
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJXV3eNGBw
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49DqgNg8oS
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHc14Qg92t5
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnurRTpbyNj
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZmygP692U
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9ks1Exuni
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrA4wflU3a2
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYNNpAzuRS
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvB6ryRkoZ
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zVxh4Rx7G
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpZ2BxUGI6
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVm2UwGJTm1
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjwiYk38u0
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9tiHtwzgs
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKABmP8DRZ
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfv75g68ZL
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZoXErehrV
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSLwDhQX5c
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXX6DB5ZJtU
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZlz2Ulq5X
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo25DPplLgS
774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUsoLYUgPH
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
