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鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUOIo18WxV
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEysq7mAkf
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BIZVSeNQL
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8ZoC6okdk
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeen5bU1UxD
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dJtwobv62
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9hAaBYhrl
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTxN3T0ahj
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFCk1e9p8W
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAFruCHgEo
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpeJuLl8o3
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南冥者，天池也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iZ2IZlQHl
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQBiH5UIyP
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7fvk5BdJs
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKC4sCpPBk
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxKOnc5iwj
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDh0vJ73bc
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBynU4IPPgx
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ArQ0IB2yy
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceBOw0xvC5
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3F58PoX4Z
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ831MaHYndG
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQY5HzPZPKP
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3nVLQ2ylh
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwXppwfKC5
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbofO8UZIY
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BrevlFHDj
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM8ucn9KzZ
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YvJ3WOyKG
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ396UbuSZc4
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2ebMKm774
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMA31i21cF
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprihCQgVgV
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbzx3q2GMS
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPBLXrPGgO
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15uuSGPlDE
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWQFPjMrwE
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIK5Oi71Aoc
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgA4PPHWlF
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxlaP60Ows
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD33rgtklSE
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適百里者，宿舂糧，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXptX9F6Wm
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfK3PdYBpeT
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFZ4xa1Q1r
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRnBku7ehk
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0foR1p6F0q
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ67bQnxyWr
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8NjjuUA0s
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeHv6wGTdd
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3dIqIeNvV
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPBpWjlAcM
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1SAsdweb8
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnor8lRgamd
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CjgjjlqhD
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPRmsoV0c2
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湯之問棘也是已：792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQOaDPgCtU
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr2xOahlp3
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3HLfLQVjy
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgWkOUcs3o
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQT0TxggUc
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK4Io5vzAh
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJgyN8DIIu
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jLYo8fe7J
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oGwPxPAHH
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6oxWEyOze
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYG207c4Nsj
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTKCbH4H3r
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCFyQLCKzl
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUm5lbGgVx
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWpohQWcO9
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreqkwzTB5P
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc3za5eU8a
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9gP7atxQU
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此大小之辯也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgb8KLSF3S
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Uje8mII7n
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKfXNdNjRk
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyml5mmQ6H
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BgMwEdNVb
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRQ9E2Yj8F
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mwguGJqFZ
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqACZr1RJgu
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2d7RRsu8s
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP73GT1ZGF
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokPFLVoJWW
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8rxRzIKJA
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFK6RvvcSc
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9AhpiPOMz
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JhM9tmmJc
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGXmp70l5x
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyQ5UgZg0i
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc6dx0Yywc
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCgCAxB76A
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIprhQfoa7r
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdBhZSa1mA
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX1u10sjq5
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrH1DlVPPNY
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwUdNMI8Wc
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1yjbMAmOU
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPbWdUuiiV
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwF5tdHiqz
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN6B9xS1Uh
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26hIg7kq9U
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwvjDyQVSS
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡna0CI3t6ls
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxEFoXRhPn
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Pou1P48lo
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPGk9uqRh7
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3r9HgL85SX
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCSdJSDkev
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMcsUdQlDL
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHq9j6krJf
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ7QCUCN1U
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvN7OYxtmsj
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34uNmIM3qD
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyLHTMf7rK
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKogdkZ1XT
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1cU16WnUO
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NTfS7V2uy
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcpbVYWcCY
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cxzQGRFqE
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi8XqJTmNZ
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUcQGkQJww
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM8tXci2Jv
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70lRjjKD8z
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BrmIXnpOP
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZXLrQtTnn
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiAWav2TGK
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeZjhMK2ge
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZf0iewgjUc
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZLg1xkQwg
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhQ9Dsc9rJ
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxrEpEloaY
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPovA60IXM
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeylAhq3h1D
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yHdPCAu5K
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Sqqm1X94
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpEqChyvYR
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIoYejEIoM
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgIuU8RCWl
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjPNekJzdf
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHic0qzqqmO
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoynlEizkYZ
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiQHarVCsy
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2f2FkUgMY
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlywjbrUzq
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4TqwWbQtA
不食五谷，吸風飲露；792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNt0WGQteK
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKKqE0S5yU
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6PoLFzUwM
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB71rmHCnyo
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5we56PilJ
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsT5DYBslo
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDubkqss4Bt
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0h6UhDt7aH
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ehMpncz4d
吾以是狂而不信也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdi1o72JnB
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnkBlYH4Ug
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6w7Mxk3z2
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthD1zBKUyE
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSUQVswEoO
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDfiaZZ26N
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQi366p7zqL
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsv9nUYrEFB
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdH8Lf6OEUq
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3MmZQYaif
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡly3fKwrn1o
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZVzsVV5TX
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJq9B7nitj
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BREiHPKod
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapvmTEDaHb
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj94BpESgL
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33kEL1mxaT
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3DF7ZlpkM
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZIMZJLw1x
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXb5HsqOuXU
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXdTewYrNc
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYEpH8SGdS
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkpxE06edY
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuLfWcHHbF
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoQ7VdoY0E
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVzlLvk03z
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BdHFiCJtA
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmkZB9Uq0r
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVFpuugclk
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGJPKhUTRc
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9p2Yizqo0
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhjS3bNPau
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKnbdLuwT8
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmgsnCQzCx
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2dwZ46NEz
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCZZqU3F7i
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxWwtsewql
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVqFxB5zme
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrLycYSr67
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwdtLjgOT5
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQB3uMwB87
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqWfKmmMAM
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiEMLPDpsF
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInJW6F40gH
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNtz8WT26H
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zIQh3xfhy
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxx9Yd7cKmA
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Hz4M2xUnY
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEVw8nPiWD
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlRPgoZXfn
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3SEjorZEZ
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg6LeHQd8S
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqmOi9xMWF
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMlCZUhDJj
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBFfbJqcgd
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQOggM8zVG
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5t9A4kXBL
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYINZU9ykM
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RRrvU0aQc
客聞之，請買其方百金。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNmdKPoTiT
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjnZfQTES7
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLWY51RwCE
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7CfeAt1D1
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ogQMTAjgq
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC76wCGFHz
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbY9P9gBk3
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6oKI3mb7R
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2Xgsf8chT
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsMJkDznYR
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9AzuMJNyJ
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjV0vEibyp
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvyYlqjG5E
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKlHDS3B32
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KsTjVRV3q
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbSIgjTKvd
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsfbpY0Ca8
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEKqqERcKF
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f4dc7XHn0
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSa8OqzTE8
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj189QxbXxA
而憂其瓠落無所容？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9Kuqm2llR
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HCRTCnUcn
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzuTXexR7c
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kJNgbF4q1
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5YhIGL225
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIN3LZztEiu
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxN1Nlbp2C
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVfEC0jnS5
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCL8KEfXtV
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGbE2jx6Mh
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPpEVpgUgY
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlv119zGHA
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHlyQ09E70
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkuE1TVxln
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaISFNiiWTH
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIduxu7KLoF
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqV6f3gAhxv
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡum7l6wsPCp
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLemrVynUkc
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KiNhJ2Jy8
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9661RCUOd7
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvSOPIv79N
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewmbi9tyrU
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1vnFNBgLW
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckzTedurfV
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRe1eSx7JE6
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1BgwJklyD
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFTjX4uQ3q
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSxQfzQePS
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq71RsjWH0V
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFNYqOvSC5
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIXHidmXGM
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF9vUjJoa8
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdjzD8QND6
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3tphlWTi2
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24X2gYKeUz
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbWBTupiBg
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwAmmegcSg
792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ334we0Ix
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
