作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGf0LsLiqf北冥有魚，其名為鯤。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7JyUq8aCg
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlgPzf25Ua
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kcnTyGiwJ
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LcAR7eJiS
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rLDjY5eHi
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBknrACfKh5
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1QpZNeTZj
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo9d0P1bhz
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGTrF43QIQ
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmw32EoaI4
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5Xsm1vknp
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIPwuYVKrM
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南冥者，天池也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFStv1Be81F
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cEbt03Hvm
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJsLvzIJ6o
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqNU7QE6us
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLlTwJIbzH
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KrTMFfJl2
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlvYunRJEr
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFGXAydQNB
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU7aTtG4VI
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1BCMKInUs
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjDCNZ6dDg
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVUNqVNmn3
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZOOK7BMJi
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5brND6i1Tt
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsniJFAoDIp
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbtTrpjANj
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax5t0Vy0jE
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRmeJWAP8y
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucVyU6Sb69
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRA8mRofMQ
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9K27f0lwTY
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOrKBsEo5Q
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGf40FnKH3b
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iaviUiQUg
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAtJ8Gi6mZ
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbsXNcdA7q
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQY1UsNFKu
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRcfxDwTFe
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qGAbwrUIl
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaaPCyPOra
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適百里者，宿舂糧，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27xLoNXfBb
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN2lD6g12H
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3U9OZactq
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhCvlJ5fuW
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITUUcDJOTz
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh31cQv6jZY
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2p1g4VqAK
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXi9Yh8WGS
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMJaBFtgUg
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3a23k1nuN1
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZBVyFJmES
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre2kU7tuO5
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZl1UHH0R2
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqg0bbx2b6
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湯之問棘也是已：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7YESAaCmb
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SPO2lVyxp
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1X0qEtm3C
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFf56oIuCj
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnL0QBiWD7
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIiVNN4270
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBgXtSFkKp
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUi85B6zje
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiOJwsJ1cU
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHtoj04I52
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3B0uNtMj6
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpeV84twNI
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6nxEkexQf
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2992iTyNv
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwwtGuryjH
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFA9czoUeI
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6AvqsuK1B
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwK16nu8ZI
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此大小之辯也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sTXk0itnh
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVAuCOBeWx
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mjpSO2hF3
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Cnz70Zd0P
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHgV6P8lrN
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZp4tbiUSd2
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmzGnmcgSG
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2dPMiaAxh
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbje47DoLLU
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdXIlpmbqX
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2ndvLwTwH
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn28UraPbS
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFfQ6GR0gX
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJOdPw6vg3
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIQZBIKn1P
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1lm8kbkax
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLpOwOQ7lf
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3ukC6n5Ux
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVrpYVjtRg
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4z1YVJ3PEF
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXaTzJWntW
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRigPzgOYR
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeWctrgwPc
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoU4SjAcoo9
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupAk242VLW
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiYucZMWPC
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmRL0KA2mo
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOdJsnTb52
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiOWY1od9x
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGztcz4es4L
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLCERYlcZh
夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVMrFPfdbA
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2wDNP56vx
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnUcuoVYsI
吾自視缺然。請致天下。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5trdfA8D2
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzL1va9Lmc
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH85QKv0sj
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPgFyjxejw
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdcQVW8VRM
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSS28kGlBO
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLKbo0a1hH
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3VsAS8GX0
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXf3ZwKEp5
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGwDIhhFNC
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5tw6PtQlG
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcVthwz1Gd
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpR2iA6M1BO
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHtJS2ybNR
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsn59uz9fIT
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2UBBRMbgm
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMQuzYq5bM
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7bunUfLyg
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BYkm19q0m
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyq176byzd
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJJ5FgjkkH
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN41SfoyhdG
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbRuJXBGbq
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5do3nryknG
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nX3nNdWoo
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE5lqJy1w1
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhn1Ie2URi
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u2BL2AOEP
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvec2t9IA6P
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqKt3dcXFm
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWB0pkE4jw
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUaNvV5iQO
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX18cYnhtPc
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38St3w1Tss
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqcspQjsWk
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSNexdAZi4
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdrZOsrvF3
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZbgPKDjyp
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJdUY7Ze1G
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGY38HpmJs
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaT749YGRV
不食五谷，吸風飲露；723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBm41tc564
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuixRB6VMw
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJm3HHEPGTz
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYDUPAkMOb
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWdLdKm9yC
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXqSY2PEbL
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFfn1NBloU
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6IaVPb8Oe
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZ6d29f8cY
吾以是狂而不信也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTIaW8BPu7
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccdH4GdTwZ
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPulQ2fUkq
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptAWIptvTt
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAYNFws1Co
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKu3FB5lP5A
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCWELCgZOn
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegLtWgSX1m
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyGb9tdBIH
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdHfEZzwti
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo6t3TXIAb
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDThrzjA6OD
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uK1WQ9kP2
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpzQj3fxoR
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nHa3HQtfC
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGXW0HuTsH
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Wb8bD2NbF
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcu0LXdBMrS
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrR5xdiF6I8
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUoFwLjJ5T
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywNDVkZPkK
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sG7uLMLtl
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHhZePmH1N
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKMC6ZcdJY
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaJO8QtPMs
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZxvdLEc1E
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLkwSiscja
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTytyQ87gl
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBQjJtYf6s
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyidVy4ppY
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy2N8eYTKY
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2kLx0b1GF
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGOrgXOhwr
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7hfeS6Vas
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhv18zwmvr8
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KN7oqJjU5
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9isEYpmpv9
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHEuPmoOTj
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTXXFYgGD8
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9xByteXea
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzyAjbzPph
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHEsQFjwhd
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmjbdvQwQJ
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RFPmhXIXr
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAybRBmT6Rc
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEq8hBnhVLv
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXLQHPilvq
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrEdknpgX3
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfJebITPHQ
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkVamOrbtw
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvIMwiNr3k
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVr0tEMVdJH
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxXB3vgE7s
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYv7FmJwCKe
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PoeTcuRtW
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZMtXkmBX6
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbGREJdC9Z
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnaiHpu2AU
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG44nEmuLg
客聞之，請買其方百金。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoN6lZf8SE
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULWarH5wqo
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESEskmP7Q9
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlED3gQH8L
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQp1yLX0SZ
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGkcuqH2Im
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeULGqYMID
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctgP6Yxscf
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8X851mE8x
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE15OkHg5IJ
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95ycZbdkOd
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBjURAJ549
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1YDjiryq1
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5HZgWa00P
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnR7A5xI43E
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWaMYh8LOe
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbDaY9Wh1K
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNXb0AGAZN
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNygXQnaewP
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzmnLFjyfv
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk07BEbJcmp
而憂其瓠落無所容？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWTIHncUwy
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrVQYzOWUH
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtT1nylnVR
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyOdcZHCxB
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXLSrdryWw
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerN7NCNfvZ
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDzf3t2yxH
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgp1HBsov3
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrWY4fOm2f
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfALMPC1QvR
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoCGCebHJ3
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqHwQfjsyl
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssFInuwaFT
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVcMUrwmrC
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWgDcE7TGZ
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o98aNT2bs
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHwTTRTWsT
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFW7m3GCDI
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1o0B0TiL3u
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7JYQv34F9
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa66ei0sIM2
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKd987nRKd
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFuWp6oton
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxlHN5uacO
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXdT75yzWX
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCeFS72frN
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjYCYM8lkL
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DdM0mC9uS
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8NqPk9mQY
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7BDnEFwZa
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4p7VrZ6DX
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U7eQIQqVn
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefwt0RAxLt
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWQX8i4QHa
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTvYdStV1M
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnQ7EAmHty
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjRackKdPe
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF9Zg5MWnV
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1Td2KTQAV
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
