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後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiNujvhaUr
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它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLi6nuWKKov
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天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbmJR25OgD
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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRJIFey0TN
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9T499v8Zl
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPkxxE4ko0
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小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPytIRoCWM
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oXUgtgtL2
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSgukxz3lG
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFB4HUzsrAV
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4ZoVQfc6l
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduZvfrUr3q
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQkE6sHMmw
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGflnDjcIP
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tb6V6l9df
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湯之問棘也是已：757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwD73pVMSB6
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSuJGbie3r
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN14QovHxFO
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopE8KJtCKd
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6duC2hoUv
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1nhtAB5K1
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SXJF83nwr
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rbLLSU1Xw
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPe6zZOAPg
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnjtCF67B1
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH45ZCCtDn
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfFAbCYdI6
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv20SOEGGbD
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3j4rtbilaZ
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOaJ5XbZlI
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsQonAormg
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4v02B9fqr
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JNVHyV9CC
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此大小之辯也。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79cgfuYy6I
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76GzzCrJze
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKovGzYq0Lz
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2fhwodkMd
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TzTWzIRVu
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNDzBWhogT
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KyAlObiIH
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycgxX0zxbH
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cMib22xy9
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKpaDjkBfX
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uobxIRccY
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB4v4OeGNs
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnm1yttkTgm
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVWHpqohgN
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezll0Oaqd5
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Q29rNuTAm
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGwzwIjBRW
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QjtJCg9jq
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF5udnByX3
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qGKLAZRhT
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7escjd9PPS
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrB6b5cZzJ
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4qNk4vMX6
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1cdvxmuMZ
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfktLHTFGh
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxXOhllCAY
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOWT9Ca9aO
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmDstq8QO0
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjgnXEXcJc
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qEFKIFLpK
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWbcRRhkMS
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZjGg3gs4L
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5yT8VqqdD
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXGa8IfSUo
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqXCxQNi9l
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKu0NIn2jB
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpbUQUTrHF
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoxmeFOsgs
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxoILa47nj
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8wroA5BA9
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILa5MBic87
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfId2c0X1sj
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VnbAbVFLf
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ457wWb8N7M
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfd0ackgzv
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLFFt7U5J3
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8c1qrHHaPg
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhPO2sWo3B
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fkk6E2We9
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5MugiibOE
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IbKV0snCo
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbmrrKS61u
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwn6BgPyhL
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi6QgvB9Lm
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVuxmoU3XG
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKoF5NVijs
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkijRWfUcGY
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNZOoQltzY
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡet7r3dXX2c
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr5CJxV2db
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASd37JuvdF
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJy2OHd5KET
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIe4oJFMhr
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMwYBmtTAB
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吾以是狂而不信也。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHgVA25Vqm
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAytnbapvX2
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0mkUos5qj
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vHB4zOKOr
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0k7R1lEV13
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5b0tVyQOL
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJicly3wLY
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6olwt7REqz
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHb5xj8q2W
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYAAS9E1mW
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrlEdQxR0S
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJYnSkW2yv
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6nljiKSuJ
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQpJUjK8mf
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAv9NKJZOA
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIxV7fWHIP
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvcg3Cv4mr
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9hNllupNf
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzNQ0uKw64
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYD3SBK2Lu
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEQ8ts4yCF
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBMyQYCmzk
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfol9kZOCJA
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJENblRBrGo
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ICmw497Ke
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3SPkqYgEo
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHMAluNWkh
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXKKJXAXGK
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW33EAutp5p
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfWKfpdXG9
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TGXpZoFZw
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu8USnXqgd
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTojpNArxeI
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQkx5lRRjC
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客聞之，請買其方百金。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMMlvImQhY
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5L7yTaKAw
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUGWw9ss8D
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Hh651MThI
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUIaFnqeE0
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL49GYcLqV
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANc68oB3Mj
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hnklQ0Peq
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkQlwXkyHb
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK4e1QJmqp
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEotHb8SDQN
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxFDoC6JRb
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGJhW1IM4a
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2inAiCdtZ
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而憂其瓠落無所容？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoL7bjn0PU
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TfhZ5Pe8A
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJbhdTjDQF
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzHHY3XKSC
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlORk5afqQ0
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LiDoBzdI8
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYlEcceBwl
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNaoektqyr
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5XHCfjo3r
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbl5VtuJ6Hg
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡst0oA5aB5L
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1bIjD6MPd
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mHEpXyIdR
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCqsBQDCq3
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmYoEdRqrD
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6k9wxvQhf
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXB6t2Vtzn8
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO58Ciirsf7
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwn7R7Luu3
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M0kEdvw2L
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvNv3tqLIV
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXVENgzIw0
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsShugWLDsP
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFzR7jaFsf
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
