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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZMYiNqkJH
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU35JR6AJzf
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjisj6ZWBH
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這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJERewDMvx
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJt6cbXbUw
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50mhoYooJC
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南冥者，天池也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LmlA2rgwh
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7jm2fTZWE
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稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRqngSPXh6
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民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xMgytcgLF
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz5yRJFZbB
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqc2eg6a0W
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqokXpW5MV
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULGAXpu14D
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfEvQOE3bM
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnQKvv1T9W
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt0juI4nPg
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSIOVGcUbv
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5IoHSmGOD
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFz35AxQlO
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAW38HWOSbv
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd59E4PAyjh
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGRDsChdvB
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9ytIhl6Wb
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所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIbKdL5fQ6
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeiIcjAehh
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUot0x6PPL
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKsZyADsJG
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwpQmpmCHK
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVggL10iuxZ
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y81XKZRGv
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSSkNbGxLh
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRijlHdAcl
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq5hBLqgI9
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXcZA5yx18
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiq3PDMJc73
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijefEvnaBe
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciFQ4zVbrk
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rFDV7Hfpc
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6K0eWgQwpI
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnt2r12hob4
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Pq9UOCWma
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJhQuSxQqn
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXhnoDd2hF
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMCrvAx4cu
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湯之問棘也是已：778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV98nyvMX3
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ602v4w8FUz
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIK4kOI0Swf
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmipuhzsS0C
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hQx27xjoy
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFHTKxaAop
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaadBjcRWi
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtD73mXHQcT
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjLDYiGIne
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCaJdhuVQt
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8gZE4hgut
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7Yz2KDkvk
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcXWmfR4Na
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIm9ICGR3bx
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaIuYEUkGD
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19AMaqI7hY
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxFyWlmYmz
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t9ARGC2bJ
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此大小之辯也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeYZgDClaH
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOBqYTGq4W
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j94Wd17jC
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGgWOm9gWv
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK6p4QO7GZ
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTEJWE6yIp
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyak35fGtt6
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIEW0XFnMW
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41TUtw1M03
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkJLPGnbGQ
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetbN27cHne
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQnd7j8eEr
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpLIjPPc5F
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtynGCAEnNH
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKOzlMVqsK
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZfNokQ1Ot
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N54VvuR4u
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoH2OzYjkUY
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxYJ76VapL
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4E7ItU7hb
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6ij8r9Wp7
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GtCZU4E4r
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHax8nKaQNd
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDnjUphiWL
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUfJYyfbxs
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgP22ZQpqvd
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlc2sIt9AC
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbNwHhShw5
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYGcNziaGU
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIXr2InGpt
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGvJeEGCwk
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4HRpuWSp7
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRcpsHESEm
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHjtD20Kkg
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdbFW7jY9v
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTDCipyvRL
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbXtiH8qiD
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJuy17QpWe
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKtohob5Rt
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRkpjEMaZR
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ945d6GcTPp
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmU8G5tJzi
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz4Xmd6mkL
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VvtQUTD3p
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifzV5ni6ko
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIDqmnZS3Q
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH29uD1Lda2
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItZbLWUU1E
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9da1f17KbF
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKXSmei8SA
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWwlY1K7ts
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nyQh3YOzL
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmdQ3E2E5P
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkZyHnwNkN
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRaUkByMgX
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihHhmgsJB7
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RojRv1DIK
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhJhDHH99l
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmozSRKxV4
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYbRmxxB6l
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8fdZEfuur
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTdHk9Tz0P
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7kxILz9Ae
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2V2bTkvyK
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfJ0Vb5TJe
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGuO6tcYea
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bAx7I7T9A
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiYopTLO64
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaSWcpwQ1Z
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYZkJlUN8n
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6rMqR3o33
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdVUe3j4pL
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTXZHb1OH4
不食五谷，吸風飲露；778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnAiOVvYIy
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9RkgZTmLA
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuQSMqO7XO
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKvM7Qeu3D
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIY8hNlKNf
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIJb9rShbo
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSZuwQkusn
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVqzEDjsR3
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSgwWQez8R
吾以是狂而不信也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyfuoTSkA0
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCk6xZnpcj
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpsObwZ4nx
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDbsiCyXrx
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBVp7aaVmT
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfC67cvAlP
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGQYOzV5uX
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qWNueFVFZ
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgbNfDFVbS
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TaLXkQaHL
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKrt8ZNwJw
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDTwoEaYZL
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJJTLoDNB9
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pHyEgWznn
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaTj8aWlaV
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0NTBheiJD
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4mHaBYA9O
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMdgLt7JYw
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQZ65s5kaY
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64CDm4yhxi
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuSrebiyeb
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUneHUlkVn
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewNAwx2lVs
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EqKW5SbKU
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8etHBxonO
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4gxtXLdXw
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZzAjCDdcx
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVL6KT4Wbf
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lNd9I7yPW
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3XSfuiI2h
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNV27WfMfSN
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuOSCZVDMu
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNloVdrwtte
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWSroanlGc
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetkykNenzH
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCTFSioXr4
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6FAvYFDxl
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauc8Drv8UN
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3GLWIdi0P
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dZI0UFcOI
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJYc8LxTFG
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5d8EqpCDtO
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1g83Mh15Lj
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nWqlsFGn5
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb78pfaSbHI
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl9xmJcmTs
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs06JklkRuC
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVgvFYthff
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9oBc1ZoSA
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA9lzPSg3n
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0TuNxmqXy
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejAgo09xBU
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IkdTHndMh
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbzSW4xKKx
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrqJkiVWFz
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyipLO2ks2I
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsPIGSKMiq
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuA9KLr47H
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrz5LiQq4Z
客聞之，請買其方百金。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkyRa6PJGa
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr96M4qjpx
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXH8E0Glam
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrbQtRGk4g
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26TfyKmVBl
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4e35h6MhzW
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuxtiRAFfQ
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvbDqAuvDd
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs5v5fUYKv
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVxVpEyWHK
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YWRraXueG
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySHF73bKra
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCZclavLaI
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bLbh0731B
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGg9qCUiJle
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBxid9oA9J
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8m0ZAMEA9
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sMXHF9rI8
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlB2aSemByh
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPGwaqDYcP
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEX8UeTyif
而憂其瓠落無所容？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRgWJvgtJI
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N7gdmHaXz
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUituSQveu
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtFxh7glPt
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj4Ewww67V
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5GLfUAPwu
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqs8TLLUkC
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXhKpqrO7w
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQorxc2QuB
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpQfQnNClz
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImVq7jFBxF
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPATwTCCiz
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xqm9jp84E
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oH5GHb6rR
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHXI8c5Bej
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3UwWl8mcK
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Oh3uNubm7
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHti8bo83oO
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ldxpOGIjv
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhquhJIkVlU
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgJxDvbfcx
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkNK6CrxWb
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosj2kGJf0V
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YNCdxwQ3e
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxY2kQCtxF
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCeidUulrN
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqItgOQ5qIl
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BxBPjgDme
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKs9wVy1xtf
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY3fVdiYjG
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuh8yqPv3zL
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1r2ANr8rci
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjPyyxsNZk
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPx8J8cTNgd
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCb11gqQNnl
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53eKZK5Mju
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynfKGtEz0B
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHhwcd0HtT
778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXL1xSMsRB
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
