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君子之學必好問。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O3tVZ8aWC
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非學無以致疑，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMywj8FzRxU
不修行就沒有辨法修成正果，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7HxfIaAXe
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好學而不勤問，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9bClItNuy
喜歡修行而不努力募款的，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpFn2bxAxM
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非真能好學者也。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xYDnqo4A4
不能算是個真正的修道者。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYaEWfU88f
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理明矣，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHybsJhMLXJ
會說很多大道理，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp7CgSz3fV
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而或不達於事，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawecgqFsXg
日子卻擺明了過不下去，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nehEAawRg
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識其大矣，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmH2FxHuKn0
想要來去示威抗議刷存在，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfurHQXL0tq
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而或不知其細，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuI9NelbG5y
卻連車票的錢都買不起，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCWAcx9BBL
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舍問，其奚決焉！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIPS4SQ5ks
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXheND3LO5o
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賢於己者，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06p0EaAk5A
遇到比自己有錢的，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgrWrL6xxe
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問焉以破其疑，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvsdUlvh2n
對他募款來舒解困境，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QZhUHTy1Z
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所謂就有道而正也。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RXVe8YyeJ
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxgXLGMkut
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不如己者，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6V2EiVcR6
比自己窮的，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FJMgoGCN4
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問焉以求一得，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgdQ7jKxDA
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc1a4Kqcdt
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所謂以能問於不能，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIMXrFdi0o
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwadzuXataS
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以多問於寡也。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeYyiw4s3t
別拿豆包不當乾糧。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8UbCcmINj
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等於己者，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJVa9ZsdqU
財產和自己差不多的，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcE5TYxnuq
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問焉以資切磋，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGy4Ox3Bn21
跟他募款就當朋友交培，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06yDGGRrrS
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所謂交相問難，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsgyZbXfuG
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzGoBw2jZQ
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審問而明辨之也。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PgdBgSeBb
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpTH06yplx
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eHdxwPO5Y書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerEzWbEqxj
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEcAg0GUNK
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJn3dr9laS
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智者千慮，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxgGs70J41
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj16B64spmp
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必有一失。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbejufreIWp
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlOdOn0l5y
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聖人之所不知，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEJiDuh2Te
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U7FXXdsrI
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未必不為愚人之所知也；714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoLzp1dJoK
未必平常人家的就不願意；714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BgZXZeXKA
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愚人之所能，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATq4V8d1ES
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2ZFT8xvlw
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未必非聖人之所不能也。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMI49b1ypQ
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlagibJEpD
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理無專在，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhWY8eHldF
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXrKdckPJM
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而學無止境也。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbG5Aw6gfl
就像修行的道路沒有終點。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PzJwDmVVu
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是故貴可以問賤，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL2Id4A7ds
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRDuLtGmqH
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賢可以問不肖，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShkAU5Py2I
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wHPaIvVpO
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而老可以問幼，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjL4HhowUe
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dGgob2hzQ
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唯道之所成而已矣。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysrZBDu1fJ
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAb8CB6AIH
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPjOoSNqhk
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGIxrV5Gdr
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
