作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVufQFBoiI先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXkMsgIo85
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFucMHpNhIP
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPUHxLpOJY
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanGQohLNag
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOvtUpaPiX
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcNhI3iSNM
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好讀書，不求甚解；1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx4C5KOZtt
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZGoZrv5W1
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywB3Vmu1R8
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5lAs9mLTt
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49C3gB66Gt
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVZTmb5wJ7
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIalPpGD9HQ
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTcSGBP5le
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSuIYMS3uR
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHo6MmB0qNl
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEMfGoZq2M
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjJo82QCas
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeljcCS5SrW
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKQBPMknCi
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttRC6ij2oF
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7fNfpi4Zr
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eL8uJHNEa
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uvzIATNTm
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe23Ce30zj9
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9oTomPKo5
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNi8uE4Z5d
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa25Ci89lX8
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABZsiFXbfb
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7uoh1vcZZ
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiXceYnGb5
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHn8nmIFRXr
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1070Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtPAYT6hTy
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
