作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyYa8DJHjK先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvrecKn1li
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4A7gq5Sif
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZXzIqCgmw
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOa15QhR2R
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHQ9jlDjPg
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTW7nlKmI1H
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz6K8JrwUj
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK6BsVz1ga
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3VtW1uxF4
好讀書，不求甚解；1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbpLYfu1UU
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp7683fX2U
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCR7Y6bjx1
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8noxrrC7H
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmEzEhueoX
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkYUwq28Pw
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Bw6kTPADg
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDAcpZV2e7
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknpqT3ypE4
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEGpOTPLU8
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CD667zv69
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbST0vHjHD
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFMZc2pFvR
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMFGm9GqWJ
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMp4v5ElBu
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgUvt85UEr
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SiniX6QOb
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gmx4SCfDv
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpg2cahCvG
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0gCX17itz
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrGXspnqh8
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecJs5XREms
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11U2yatHSB
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdBDtSgbr3
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjkyW5eJmZ
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeqqIgCnnI
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hL1VDOhGo
忘懷得失，以此自終。 1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RKQBk26tn
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ktvK7p45v
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOZN6IQN9u
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hDLdMNcl4
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACvA2GHK8o
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3cgf0mKH2
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8ETs1BFEM
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eGGJDcO8f
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkL6ZLXW2A
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASgsC8SnBO
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQC8qAHdtmi
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPctP33Dqh
1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3TFQF9El8
結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1096Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d9m1SFlAc
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
