作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoyppiarZ5先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIhYn5ZAxc
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lXkKtt5ZQ
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4bi6YqqIB
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQvIJaG93n
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwxB5AgCnq
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5zAXCFrv7
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好讀書，不求甚解；1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ux4uKe9WS
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi14ggD4P0J
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwt8PI02EnS
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrG9dPPYLr
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTf77KMSnY
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0jhsdBJtH
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3kV9A2JM6
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxt8y6hO2V
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxuOHYedMg
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9QuUL64qU
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqvIOBvIoM
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Rm7QoHwD7
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf9P75s9jB
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4PjfsrycA
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoA6ymtlad
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYP03Ex0Vd
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUjsqYqZhi
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH4Mia4D5P
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf0o87yxGU
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ5jkEOPel
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XHCDHffjL
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGB4Q8tpAc3
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHNjqxz3Pw
1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzI1WYVxeD
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9xVvQue0k
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKWlluwRh2
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimlG6L8xhy
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFndKQ3F6Ut
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73UgieJBwF
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DGeqrJDex
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1048Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HG64DerNH
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
