作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMmCzrnTaw先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC78rlfZj0j
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gc76JY2Gv
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEZMCIsuOJ
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK47FTjzOIS
1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmitgZEvC5
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8A44vP8xQ
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59KtSwHzYh
1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrocZChY1Zy
好讀書，不求甚解；1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS82Nnxte9J
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04MxUfkOTv
1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTrXN8bYoo
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkiLu1ncAy
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaGgawtRRs
1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I1OS5zIXS
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGcTHvky5f
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOJ4p3ryg7
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZp13JIWN8
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsKc46Yn4k
1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6Dsh8ueMh
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6joq9CXxUm
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXg47I8DFN
1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHjcVL95Ku
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdCrLGX7iM
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDHkbI67Yj
1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqyxsBAhuJ
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFsIUeBTfO
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFXViNSvlc
1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBLhnUJZXS
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBUiXi3svX
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvi7364ysD
1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dKRw9qbxS
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBEc2G9FQ4
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPFrSESial
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5VmlRXW4H
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKnpYKvXui
1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZ5StUhz1h
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTGeC34yf2
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmEHSy9jzD
1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbgQc1MZw2
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ccsr4qhhQ
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NP5JFnROP
1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUO4VExIB5
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcHtYdsYgs
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3tbR3GRSa
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MwqCahh7j
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
