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《当三界战争变成“线上PK”后，没人想上班了》  

翎淵 翎淵
May 1, 2025 7 2 Mins Read
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【1】“各位！停战吧！来打游戏！”  

宅恶魔站在废墟上高举Switch，身后投影着《地狱森友会：三界大战DLC》宣传片：  

-「天堂阵营」：女神带队，技能是「圣光弹幕 spam」（但手残）  

-「地狱阵营」：魔王旧部，必杀技「岩浆 lag 攻击」（网速作弊）  

-「人间阵营」：勇者率领社畜工会，绝招「加班怨灵 DDOS」  

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「规则很简单！」宅恶魔推眼镜，「哪队先刷满『信仰值五星好评』，就能重写三界劳动法！」  

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女神冷笑：「我凭什么听你——」  

叮！ 她脖子上的打工项圈突然弹出通知：  

『检测到拒绝娱乐，电击惩罚x3』  

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【2】女神的菜鸟操作 & 魔王的氪金陷阱  

游戏内，女神创建的「天界株式会社」岛屿惨不忍睹：  

-员工宿舍盖成「996福报仓库」（村民幸福度归零）  

-商店只卖「精神安慰剂」（没人买）  

-唯一访客是「差评幽灵」（使魔的小号）  

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「为什么没人来玩？！」女神摔手柄。  

「因为您没买DLC啊～」使魔弹出付费窗口：  

『解锁「天使泳装皮肤」仅需500冥币！  

※含「不会电击」限定表情※』  

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另一边，我（魔王）疯狂氪金：  

「地狱岩浆浴池」（+10%攻击力）  

「怨灵员工应援包」（自动刷好评）  

「VIP特权：让女神角色卡顿」（阴险）  

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【3】勇者的“反资本”游戏哲学  

星野晴的岛屿画风截然不同：  

- 岛名：「带薪假乐园」  

- 货币：「不加班券」  

- 主要建筑：「劳动仲裁所」（提供免费法律咨询）  

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「这才是真正的『五星生活』！」她直播游戏时，圣剑变成「正义手柄」，每按一次A键就有资本家转生成社畜。  

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宅恶魔泪流满面：「这、这就是我梦想中的游戏……」  

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【4】终极对决：在游戏里打工会战  

决赛当天，三队PK任务：「在24小时内让岛屿评分暴涨」  

-女神：狂买5星假评价（被系统判定「信仰造假」封号）  

-魔王：发动「黑暗魔法病毒」让其他岛死机（但误删自己存档）  

-勇者：带领全岛NPC「集体罢工」，系统被迫妥协给5星  

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「这不公平！」女神砸烂Switch，「哪有靠罢工赢游戏的？！」  

星野晴微微一笑：「因为这是『现实模拟器』啊。」  

11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwJBhKb9ic

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Table of Contents
#0 Intro
#1 《被裁员后，我决定用诅咒让上司天天腹泻》
#2 《在茶水间召唤使魔后，它帮我做了Excel》
#3 《当HR掏出圣剑裁员的瞬间，我喊出了前世医保密码》
#4 《加入魔王工会后，我的考勤表变成了恶魔契约》
#5 《我的使魔偷偷注册了“恶魔Uber”，接单圣水外送》
#6 《HR勇者记忆全解锁后，发现我们曾是……酒友？！》
#7 《被迫和HR勇者“商务合宿”后，魔王的SAN值归零了》  
#8 《当“女神黑料包”解压后，全公司都SAN值崩坏了》
#9 《当女神兔耳照流出后，三界开始集体罢工》
#10 《当地狱推行955工作制后，魔王被骂“工贼”了》
#11 《当使魔发行“冥币NFT”后，三界经济崩溃了》
#12 《当女神在便利店打工后，她终于理解了人间疾苦》
#13 《当三界战争变成“线上PK”后，没人想上班了》  
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