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#11

《当使魔发行“冥币NFT”后，三界经济崩溃了》

翎淵 翎淵
May 1, 2025 0 2 Mins Read
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 【1】“陛下！我们财富自由了！”  

凌晨三点，我的使魔踹开家门，背后投影着「恶魔Uber 2.0」的财报：  

『本月营收：  

- 圣水外卖抽成 ██亿  

- 勇者黑料包订阅 ██亿  

- 女神兔耳照NFT拍卖 █████亿』  

4Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURlzTk9sDM

「等、等等！」我抓起它摇晃，「NFT是什么鬼？！」  

「Non-Fungible Tragedy（不可替代的悲剧）啊！」它兴奋地展示手机：  

「我把您和勇者打架的黑历史视频切成999份卖，连天堂会计部都抢购！」  

4Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjTIgPSix2

屏幕闪过最新成交记录：  

『路德维希陛下被圣剑吓到摔进血池（含惨叫音频）  

成交价：500万冥币  

买家：大天使长（备注：办公室解压用）』  

4Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdB6c8pjHVS

 【2】“灵魂期货”与“功德币”的终极内卷  

使魔的金融帝国迅速扩张：  

- 「灵魂分期付款」：人类可提前预支下辈子灵魂，本月享0%利率（但逾期会转生成蟑螂）  

- 「功德币挖矿」：在地狱岩浆池装显卡，挖出的币能兑换天堂「免罪券」  

- 「HR勇者时间租赁」：付费可让星野晴用圣剑帮你砍需求（2000円/小时，不含五险一金）  

4Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeAyoflPiG

最绝的是「过劳死保险」——  

「现在投保，死后直接转生成资本家！」使魔在直播中高喊，「但条款第666条写明：‘转生后会被前员工诅咒’哦～」  

4Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkkuZcD57y

 【3】三界税务局的死亡稽查  

「根据《跨次元税法》第13条，您涉嫌——」  

天庭税务官+地狱审计师+人间国税局组成联合稽查组，包围了我的魔王城。  

4Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnS9W8cQQT2

「偷税漏税！」天庭方怒拍桌子。  

「违规发行金融产品！」地狱方喷出岩浆。  

「最严重的是——」人间代表推眼镜，「你们没给员工交失业保险！」  

4Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRZvgxQeq5

星野晴突然踹门而入，圣剑上贴着「查封」封条：「路德维希，你知不知使魔用我的形象注册了‘圣剑砍需求株式会社’？！」  

4Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdczqE55n7

 【4】使魔の终极逃亡——金融犯罪变成革命  

「诸君！这是系统性迫害！」使魔跳上会议桌发动演讲：  

「他们怕了！怕我们用‘恶魔经济学’颠覆三界阶级！」  

它爪机弹出惊天数据：  

『当前众筹金额：███亿（目标：买下天庭当员工宿舍）』  

4Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTux6P2iLC

突然，女神本尊全息投影降临，兔耳发箍都气歪了：  

「停手！你们知道现在天堂的‘信仰股价’跌了多少吗？！」  

4Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzRUs1QpUY

 【5】付费断章：金融风暴的终极牺牲者  

就在混战中，宅恶魔举着Switch冲进来：  

「别吵了！你们害我‘动物森友会地狱岛’的房贷利率暴涨啊！」  

4Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1JZUfcCul

画面定格在他游戏屏幕上——  

『岛屿评级：FFF（因经济动荡）  

剩余贷款：999,999,999冥币』  

4Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnAYtHSmW9

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Table of Contents
#0 Intro
#1 《被裁员后，我决定用诅咒让上司天天腹泻》
#2 《在茶水间召唤使魔后，它帮我做了Excel》
#3 《当HR掏出圣剑裁员的瞬间，我喊出了前世医保密码》
#4 《加入魔王工会后，我的考勤表变成了恶魔契约》
#5 《我的使魔偷偷注册了“恶魔Uber”，接单圣水外送》
#6 《HR勇者记忆全解锁后，发现我们曾是……酒友？！》
#7 《被迫和HR勇者“商务合宿”后，魔王的SAN值归零了》  
#8 《当“女神黑料包”解压后，全公司都SAN值崩坏了》
#9 《当女神兔耳照流出后，三界开始集体罢工》
#10 《当地狱推行955工作制后，魔王被骂“工贼”了》
#11 《当使魔发行“冥币NFT”后，三界经济崩溃了》
#12 《当女神在便利店打工后，她终于理解了人间疾苦》
#13 《当三界战争变成“线上PK”后，没人想上班了》  
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