That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra378Please respect copyright.PENANA1EuLF9zIXo
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"378Please respect copyright.PENANA5qIdwa4obm
Someone said as we shook hands.378Please respect copyright.PENANAowi51qLDXx
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.378Please respect copyright.PENANAsDb3daCb7x
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,378Please respect copyright.PENANA6dQwpB4YOq
You're a gentleman who understands,378Please respect copyright.PENANAWqlKCA5SZy
I'm a gal who must be hot."378Please respect copyright.PENANA7gwCV73rPS
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,378Please respect copyright.PENANAft1Bjq5S4d
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,378Please respect copyright.PENANA32nL5fnDh1
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!378Please respect copyright.PENANA1uaRmz4vRH
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!378Please respect copyright.PENANAbn7JAxxbSz
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."378Please respect copyright.PENANAepc8uZNvjW
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I practiced every day,378Please respect copyright.PENANAfJQ6tC1t6C
To find some clever lines to say,378Please respect copyright.PENANAQqxj8mmilM
To make the meaning come through...378Please respect copyright.PENANAiGRwopSUhg
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:378Please respect copyright.PENANApDxpmlayhJ
"Gorbinschnozzel."378Please respect copyright.PENANAI7FRYYjqG0
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,378Please respect copyright.PENANAwscEM0TJV6
Like the day before.378Please respect copyright.PENANAVpmo6qnJvx
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He loves dirt,378Please respect copyright.PENANA8LidAtxFyS
He hates peanut butter,378Please respect copyright.PENANADU1JPeFE1T
He loves berries.378Please respect copyright.PENANA9iABLWFDk6
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That's why Lord Franchesco,378Please respect copyright.PENANAOtFS6NkKu1
That's why Lord Franchesco,378Please respect copyright.PENANADtJnUxyuRq
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.378Please respect copyright.PENANASl5D9f6l3B
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Gorbinschnozzel.378Please respect copyright.PENANAtyKOX3RLuR
Gorbinschnozzel...