作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUFprAbzdI先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgOQaeX1tS
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkhzWOWEBg
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKvzHsXPlm
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOK1oXYAzES
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXv1g9B3zn
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjetJDUeKpK
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好讀書，不求甚解；1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJIkCrdMrT
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bmpNHOeer
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xt9Jb2wP6
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SmbDQElcb
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoMUjwp4I3
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPpUTLeLYN
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9N0zGzmDp
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJpS2ofiRT
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5CO4nKW9p
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYZlS4xpd6
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs7vIy58Qd
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hrBV8XQDm
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XzsxoA0Zo
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5QzKnimvo
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgTx5Au0SW
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tA2SIsenR
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTaqj602GT
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzXxCsy1Sm
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuY9hV1viJx
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdo8I4ABqx
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYYHMJcFis
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwfupC8uMp
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I2rLX1HYK
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wmttpVNbV
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNK1QWJMZpJ
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc5QQ8iOej
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1050Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVRJzKtuGs
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
