->>>在這活屍趴趴走的世界,美人們該如何殺出重圍?
【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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14-2. 美人們都來扭一扭
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此時又是遊戲的入夜時分,世界頻道已是一片鬧轟轟,雜亂的發言快速跳動,有哀嚎痛哭,有自嘲笑罵,也有不少心臟極強的玩家為活屍現場做實況報導——954Please respect copyright.PENANAoCyZAYgGMP
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『【世界】有顆痣遠方來:現在東區活屍團來到海岸邊,似乎打算攻略朦霧島,究竟活屍是否能游泳,相信這會給活屍電影業一個不錯的靈感,讓我們拭目以待!』954Please respect copyright.PENANAgveJQKNg19
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『【世界】我喂人人人人餵我:耶嘿!活屍登山團終於被凍在69號山峰啦!這真是個美妙的數字啊~唉呀!我眼珠掉出來了,看不到畫面,有誰要接手報導?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAASmMK7lyuy
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『【世界】那一年俺們一起摔過的坑:老娘又回地府啦~克叔我愛泥~~~』954Please respect copyright.PENANAr2ub0KXbS9
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『【世界】NPC《克叔》:滾!拎北沒空!#』954Please respect copyright.PENANAVmlnNp0IbT
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『【世界】那一年俺們一起腐過的CP:嗷嗚~是忙著跟小黑這個那個嗎?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAnrwMwP2gNS
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『【世界】NPC《克叔》:(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)##』954Please respect copyright.PENANAABwVB4GlTQ
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『【世界】腐撮者聯盟:克叔被消音會更讓人聯想喔~AWA』954Please respect copyright.PENANAEblbdQnWOx
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『【世界】NPC《克叔》:……』954Please respect copyright.PENANATIK6WQfpsM
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『【世界】NPC《小黑》:……』954Please respect copyright.PENANAGcsn66DyAy
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『【世界】豬撸雞世界:事實證明,連地府都拿腐女沒輒(望上)』954Please respect copyright.PENANAmDsecdqiRe
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『【世界】有顆痣遠方來:實驗證明,活屍就算會游泳,也躲不過鯊魚怪的利齒,但慶幸的是,鯊魚怪也變活屍啦啦啦~吃與被吃,一點都不是問題!活屍騎鯊魚團繼續朝朦霧島出發!』954Please respect copyright.PENANArUgtuTcGoX
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『【世界】不來的鼻特癢:空中活屍團一出飛行船就被大批虛詠島NPC給放火秒了,各位,咱們地府再見!』954Please respect copyright.PENANAyoTxehwWno
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『【世界】有顆痣遠方來:活屍騎鯊魚團還沒登陸,就被朦霧島的熊貓侍衛隊NPC一掌拍成肉泥啦,哈哈哈!小弟決定最近要吃素了。』954Please respect copyright.PENANA99su7QT7Iw
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看來大家玩得挺盡興啊,撇去其他抱怨的話。失笑地關掉世界頻道,塞倫忽覺自己似乎漏掉什麼,只好再打開頻道翻回去。這時門唰地被拉開,一顆爆炸頭屁顛顛地跳了過來,「小倫美人~昨晚睡得好嗎?」954Please respect copyright.PENANALyyEuIm6nJ
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「呃……還、還好……」塞倫頓了下,想起前晚的事與方才的夢,就撇開有些發燙的臉轉移話題,「任務,有打聽到什麼嗎?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAqZqraqyTM9
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「喔,有!我看到克兄發言後,就想起來可以發私訊問,結果系統說非地府職員無法私訊對方,看來只能他們主動跟玩家對話,不能玩家找他們,所以我乾脆上世界大喊,克叔就說等他忙完會來找我們。」肉盾說著,突然湊近臉仔細打量塞倫,同時伸手摸上他的額頭,「小倫怎麼了?臉好像有點紅,發燒嗎?那可不行啊,得多喝水休息。」954Please respect copyright.PENANAQMtSpeDBV7
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「我沒事!」沒想到自己越躲這爆炸頭就越黏過來,塞倫心中一火,便慌忙拍掉他的手,狠瞪一眼過去,「都你一直干擾,害我忘了剛想到什麼!」954Please respect copyright.PENANAr5ccNbUQJO
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「啊?這樣啊,那我不說話,小倫慢慢想。」肉盾不好意思地抓抓頭,就真的閉上嘴不出聲,反用那副反光眼鏡直愣愣地注視他。954Please respect copyright.PENANApUPvAfYv38
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塞倫見狀,頓時氣不打一處來,有股衝動想用力捏扯那張傻臉。這念頭才起,他又不禁噗哧一笑,真是的!沒事跟這傻蛋較勁幹嘛?於是,他便不再理會對方,繼續先前的思緒。954Please respect copyright.PENANAjTTyz6BpQb
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誰知,肉盾竟忽然面露喜色地說:「啊!小倫剛是看到我覺得害羞才臉紅的嗎?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAkt9GAS585c
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「什麼?」莫名被戳中真相,塞倫這下真惱羞成怒地巴倒那顆爆炸頭,「害羞你頭!」954Please respect copyright.PENANApibYoMTvu7
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「唉呀!」正面撲地的肉盾,順勢抱住塞倫的腿傻笑,「好嘛好嘛,哥錯了,小倫別氣~」954Please respect copyright.PENANAnLgfAODgYn
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「滾!」954Please respect copyright.PENANA72xPd3j6A4
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怎會有這麼厚臉皮的人?塞倫完全拿肉盾沒輒,只好踹開人後走進庭院裡,享受一下昨天沒泡夠的溫泉,順便找其他兩人討論任務——954Please respect copyright.PENANALdxpFj75gE
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『【隊伍】塞倫:我大概猜到關鍵NPC是誰了,雖然不知道他的名字。』954Please respect copyright.PENANAV1v7RL9bgp
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:喔喔喔?小倫好聰明啊!!不愧是哥最愛的小倫~』954Please respect copyright.PENANAtLSDdtOxwz
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『【隊伍】塞倫:……』954Please respect copyright.PENANA0cBlVRBh0G
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這混蛋都不會害臊的嗎?塞倫忍不住拍了下水面,濺得自己一臉濕,倒也成功忽略臉頰泛起的熱度。954Please respect copyright.PENANAkYKJRwJ16H
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:倫哥怎麼知道是誰的呀?OwO』954Please respect copyright.PENANAVDYWdHdagE
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『【隊伍】塞倫:如果沒猜錯的話,你也見過他喔。』954Please respect copyright.PENANARpiRgS93FV
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:咦咦?OAO』954Please respect copyright.PENANAV4MAvhXlxq
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『【隊伍】塞倫:系統提示是我有接觸過的地府NPC,一開始我以為是克叔,但根據論壇上打聽的消息,淨化重生的順序是依據地府好感值和某地府Boss的心情來決定,克叔並不是地府Boss,而卍字公會的人明明是第一批活屍,等待淨化時間卻是未知,明顯是被刻意冷落,可以大膽假設他們曾得罪那位Boss。』954Please respect copyright.PENANATNizA5YzQQ
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:嗯嗯!那個狗狗叫的超壞的,被NPC討厭也很正常~』954Please respect copyright.PENANA6g1NTRJc2g
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『【隊伍】塞倫:我有接觸過而他們得罪過的NPC……你記得昨天撞到我的NPC嗎?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAN32CplXyhn
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:喔!!後來被狗狗叫被抓起來罵的那個?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAGEFjnktkK1
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『【隊伍】塞倫:嗯,那男孩跑開後,還特地回頭看了眼那群人才消失,這不就是在記黑名單了?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAQB5O88K9vU
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:嘿嘿!他們活該啦~~OwO』954Please respect copyright.PENANA4i7NpLZLRG
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:那他叫什麼名字?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAKepYQuoObm
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:唔……好像沒看到?OAO』954Please respect copyright.PENANAuPOtbmBiUT
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『【隊伍】塞倫:記得他頭上只顯示男孩。』954Please respect copyright.PENANAKyJ3bxNao0
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:名字叫男孩?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAzJEX7eiA22
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『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾:隱藏NPC,就是他。』954Please respect copyright.PENANAHQtGyGjuqQ
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:泰怎麼知道?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAijz5eCabOI
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頻道那一頭安靜了會,大概是兄弟倆又私下說了什麼,半晌喵喵仙貝才回了話。954Please respect copyright.PENANAwUm5JbZNZP
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:哥說一般路人NPC不跟玩家特別互碰的,所以他一定是淫腸NPC~』954Please respect copyright.PENANAiE4rXaANJn
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呃…….又錯字了?954Please respect copyright.PENANAGFNYMxrYWt
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:小貝兒~XDD 』954Please respect copyright.PENANAX94h66iiFM
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:H4CJ42J/4C04U/3H;6!!』954Please respect copyright.PENANAfPFU8aiFwH
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:是互動和引場!!』954Please respect copyright.PENANA9UelkJXRDY
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:隱』954Please respect copyright.PENANAlTXRoGBvEH
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:ˊ』954Please respect copyright.PENANASm9IJZdhsZ
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:找不到第二個字啦!!!QAQQQQQQQQQQ』954Please respect copyright.PENANATdWl8zjcjY
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「噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!哥肚子好痛!」954Please respect copyright.PENANAajUOXyySWy
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房內傳出誇張的笑聲,頻道裡亦不斷跳出修改的錯字與羞怒表符,塞倫不禁跟著趴在池邊低笑。其實每個人都有打錯字的時候,何況喵喵仙貝在國外長大也還在練習中文,會出錯實屬正常,可這孩子老錯在奇怪的地方,臉皮薄又愛炸毛,才特別逗人。954Please respect copyright.PENANArddMA4ArvB
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「唉……」已記不得上回這般歡笑是何時了,他舒暢地嘆了口氣,舒緩抽痛無力的腹肌。半晌,才瞥見一人立在庭院中央,讓他小小驚了下,原來育一直都在這嗎?怎麼都沒動靜?954Please respect copyright.PENANAGK1R6a4PID
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「育?」見對方收回仰望夜空的視線,無語含淚的雙眼滿是哀愁,他便疑惑問:「怎麼了?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAvnamG6ln3N
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「有……有感覺到熟悉的氣息。」育泫然欲泣地低下頭,相當躊躇不安,「可是我不敢出去找,外面感覺好可怕。」954Please respect copyright.PENANAP6ySdNPFr4
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聽他這麼一說,塞倫立刻想到關於小黑的消息,便進一步問:「是黑……我是說執事的嗎?」954Please respect copyright.PENANA3PbqVE59hD
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「不知道。」育哽咽地搖搖頭,懷中的三頭小犬則呆愣地歪著頭。954Please respect copyright.PENANAOqAyGAuT0B
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塞倫蹙眉思索了會,印象中育總會提到「感覺」二字,還能在未親眼目睹的情況下一再察覺危險,便靈光一閃地問:「你該不是感應系的吧?」954Please respect copyright.PENANA67tYs9go5b
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「嗄?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAB7L8O41LYP
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看育一臉不解,塞倫才想起對方失憶了,只好轉而問:「想去追那個氣息嗎?」954Please respect copyright.PENANATYvD1xcOxd
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「嗯!」育急切地點頭。954Please respect copyright.PENANA8GurA1n8C7
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「可以等白天嗎?」塞倫看了下時間,離遊戲裡的天亮還有段距離。954Please respect copyright.PENANAusAL4s5k3m
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「唔……白、白天就沒了。」育緊張地低頭小聲說:「昨天也是晚上才出現的。」954Please respect copyright.PENANAFITvMntT3G
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晚上才出現?可是論壇上說小黑是天亮了才跟克叔出現的,難道那氣息不是指小黑?還是兩個不同人?但無論如何,既然都是晚上才出現的話,也許跟百鬼夜行有關。954Please respect copyright.PENANAvT8vNwcRcL
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「你等等,我問其他人。」塞倫連忙在隊頻簡述了遍。954Please respect copyright.PENANAUpwlZoysQ4
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『【隊伍】塞倫:你們覺得呢?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAl6KEyiwMKJ
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:可是外面現在有好多阿飄耶,能出去嗎?OAO』954Please respect copyright.PENANASYHT6xLy7b
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:哥覺得……這任務絕不可能只是叫玩家乖乖待在屋裡吧?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAwFQwsdqsH8
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『【隊伍】塞倫:你的意思是應該會有防百鬼附身的方法?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAPZF1FyOtvm
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:沒錯!小倫真聰明,一點就通!』954Please respect copyright.PENANAjFVL3xXxGE
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:是要問求蝦嚕人嗎?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAkoPQouIfbM
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求……蝦……954Please respect copyright.PENANAqk9IloIwY6
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:噗!!!』954Please respect copyright.PENANAPAbY9yNzdu
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『【隊伍】NPC《育?》:噗!』954Please respect copyright.PENANAHPHPtxLSAa
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『【隊伍】系統:噗!』954Please respect copyright.PENANA5z4O8eTeTB
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:揪香夫人!!!』954Please respect copyright.PENANANHqiPFGfJB
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:>皿<!!!』954Please respect copyright.PENANAw1s1MWs02v
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「哈!」居然連系統都忍不住亂入了,塞倫摀著肚子偷瞄笑場的NPC後,便見泰迪熊丟出一句——954Please respect copyright.PENANAgR8ZRfxKu6
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『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾:祠堂見她。』954Please respect copyright.PENANAHA6Us6Dn7o
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已經私密問邱香夫人了?真不愧是高效率的泰迪熊。起身著好裝後,塞倫打開任務面板,果真見到兩個任務都更新了——954Please respect copyright.PENANAOXMxfNLHq4
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『【重要劇情任務】《失憶的美少年》:熟悉的氣息會是誰呢?會跟奶爸執事有關嗎?快趁天亮前去一探究竟唷!』954Please respect copyright.PENANAo4H2RW8rwP
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『【機車全服劇情任務】《百鬼夜行好口怕》:難得一見的阿飄盛景,怎能錯過呢?快來問問怎麼受到鬼王印記的庇佑,或是一同參加活屍觀光地府團也是不錯的選擇唷~♥』954Please respect copyright.PENANAop4Dts1ZEK
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確認完畢,正當他要開口呼喚育時,一道密語就傳了進來——954Please respect copyright.PENANAt2TD7CgAiA
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『【私密】NPC《丹梅夫》對您悄悄說:聽唬爛妹子說有個單身的美小受找我?AWA』954Please respect copyright.PENANAf2Gc1CUefX
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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「聯絡上丹梅夫了?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAN0LKvBfq5g
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「嗯,她記得育的項鍊,說是最難打造的姻緣對鍊想忘掉都不行。」塞倫瞧了眼明顯心情好轉的育,「她答應幫我們聯絡執事,讓他盡快趕來。」954Please respect copyright.PENANAd0Mc5SWjlT
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「太好啦!小育美人總算能跟心愛的人相會了,啊對,哥來報告好消息。」肉盾露出放心的開懷笑容,雀躍不已。塞倫見狀,不禁失笑心想,真是樂天的笨蛋,竟會為別人的事高興成這樣。954Please respect copyright.PENANAyafIB2jqKi
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待一行人於祠堂會合後,邱香夫人就凝著臉正色問:「各位確定要鬼王印記的庇佑嗎?」954Please respect copyright.PENANA5ufeF8KTtf
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「是啊。」肉盾代為回道。954Please respect copyright.PENANAEznVxJ6sz9
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「真的?」邱香夫人似不放心地又問:「絕不後悔?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAD6SCTq9mX7
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啊欸?怎麼好像很嚴重的樣子?他們面面相覷了會,頓覺可疑了。954Please respect copyright.PENANAO0FPS4Rq8a
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「難道會有捨摸生命危險嗎?」喵喵仙貝舉手發問。954Please respect copyright.PENANAKs46DoMTO1
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「沒有任何危險。」954Please respect copyright.PENANAUHw8EkviAe
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「那是會變成什麼怪東西嗎?」肉盾也抓頭問道。954Please respect copyright.PENANAQuX2qfj7jN
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「也不會。」954Please respect copyright.PENANAnba4d2DQSr
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這樣一個個舉例也不是辦法,塞倫索性直接統一問:「需要付出什麼代價作交換或是有任何後遺症副作用嗎?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAq6W5XO3bD1
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「也全都沒有。」邱香夫人依舊搖頭回道。954Please respect copyright.PENANAOjRNgXdQqv
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那你到底是在裝什麼嚴肅啊?眾人無語了。954Please respect copyright.PENANAllqTfB6dMe
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「既然各位都同意了,那麼妾身就開始儀式吧。」邱香夫人轉身面向兔子畫像,閤手閉目低唸了串咒語,畫像便綻放出耀眼的金光,畫中的紅花兔吉拉動了動,竟跳出來長至成人高的大小。954Please respect copyright.PENANAYt3XHwzaju
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「咦?兔兔者摸出來惹?」喵喵仙貝好奇地想戳看看那兔子,誰知指頭竟穿了過去。954Please respect copyright.PENANAwz40VNDSiE
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「這只是教大家跳祈福舞的幻影。」邱香夫人這才露出疑似壞笑的神情,掩嘴道:「請各位仔細記好後,確實跳完祈福舞,才能獲得鬼王的庇佑喔。」954Please respect copyright.PENANAOmro2aP8VP
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祈福舞?塞倫想到昨天肉盾說的跳舞召喚克叔,不禁勾了下嘴角,看來兩者相去不遠啊。954Please respect copyright.PENANAx0nfzO5NGE
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幻影的動作開始,大家立即全神貫注了起來。954Please respect copyright.PENANAo7cGw09ZhS
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「咕唧咕唧擦擦,咕嚕咕嚕抹抹,擦完防曬扭一扭,太陽星人窩來嚕~」在十分耳熟的嫩嗓歌聲中,兔吉拉幻影將肥嘟嘟的身子往右扭扭又往左扭扭,接著轉過身扭一扭屁屁後又轉回正面,將雙手擺在嘴邊賣萌似地歪了下頭,最後高舉雙手往上一跳,「喔耶」一聲收尾。954Please respect copyright.PENANAOnT4ppfcXQ
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於是,在場所有人都心情各異地囧了。954Please respect copyright.PENANAIIgaPGFEha
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「要……跳這個?」塞倫傻了好幾秒,才黑線地擠出聲音來。954Please respect copyright.PENANAXJE34wGdp4
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「這、這、這個不是……」喵喵仙貝震驚地張大嘴,卻沒能把話說完,就被一旁的泰迪熊摀住嘴。954Please respect copyright.PENANAzhNy17TXu8
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肉盾困惑地歪了一顆爆炸頭,「哥怎麼覺得這好像在哪聽過?」954Please respect copyright.PENANANDR2dpv6Cw
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「這麼一說,我也覺得很有既視感。」塞倫跟著皺起眉頭。是在哪個廣告聽過這聲音嗎?現在極少看電視的他,只會在不得不外出採購時聽到店家播放電台音樂或廣告,對時下的流行一概不知,因此,他一時間也想不起來,只好先尋思歌詞內容,「防曬……太陽?這是防曬霜廣告詞吧,跟鬼王印記有關嗎?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAthbwo79vNM
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「當然有關啊,有了印記庇佑全身每吋肌膚,才有足夠的陽氣,預防靈魂被邪氣曬傷入體呀。」邱香夫人眨了眨眼解釋道。954Please respect copyright.PENANADL04pJxXrQ
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這怎麼聽都像在鬼扯啊!954Please respect copyright.PENANAjQOi1GChe2
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「防曬……啊!」肉盾忽然吼叫地看向喵喵仙貝,隨即又警覺地閉上嘴,大氣都不敢喘一聲。954Please respect copyright.PENANAuU5T6stZ2n
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「怎麼了?」被那一叫嚇了一跳,塞倫一頭霧水地望著他們,卻無人回應,便覺有股奇妙的氛圍。954Please respect copyright.PENANAPF0lTOlFhM
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「呃……」收到泰迪熊的眼色,肉盾立馬急中生智地長呼一口氣,再呵呵傻笑地將手往外一揮,「啊!哥剛終於放了個屁,舒服多了!」954Please respect copyright.PENANATUreiKg6f0
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下意識憋了半秒氣的塞倫默默撇回頭,深深認為自己會為這蠢蛋害羞臉紅根本是一時神經搭錯線!954Please respect copyright.PENANAPr6LQZ1Xbu
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而其他三人也緊急另開臨時聊天頻道,用慣用的英語來場密語小會談——954Please respect copyright.PENANAnH7KO8HP07
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『【臨頻XY】喵喵仙貝:豬頭登那是什麼爛藉口啦?!!!』954Please respect copyright.PENANA3r1qmKSn1f
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『【臨頻XY】肉盾阿弗羅:一時想不到其他嘛~嗚嗚嗚,這下小倫美人對我的印象肯定變差啦QQ』954Please respect copyright.PENANAwA4Jn7DRhq
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『【臨頻XY】喵喵仙貝:他對你的印象從沒好過吧?』954Please respect copyright.PENANApVJhA1ZT69
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『【臨頻XY】肉盾阿弗羅:小貝兒啊啊啊~QQ』954Please respect copyright.PENANAoI45vCm1uN
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『【臨頻XY】泰迪熊餅乾:GM請上級來解釋了,確定有取得版權許可。』954Please respect copyright.PENANANibfJbLsQA
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『【臨頻XY】喵喵仙貝:欸?可是我沒聽大叔說過啊?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAfLbfpJdtSC
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『【臨頻XY】肉盾阿弗羅:小貝兒的演藝事務一向都讓他決定,他大概也沒想到我們真會碰到,所以沒特別提吧?要不就是小貝兒又漏看訊息了。』954Please respect copyright.PENANAkgXRilfLgP
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『【臨頻XY】喵喵仙貝:唔……誰讓大叔太囉唆了嘛,所以我就跳著看……O3O』954Please respect copyright.PENANASkEyoOZe9h
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『【臨頻XY】泰迪熊餅乾:我會再找汪一全確認,先繼續任務,貝兒等下唱歌壓一下嗓子。』954Please respect copyright.PENANAbtNyL44kqh
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看了眼似在悄悄話的三人,塞倫微扯嘴角,說不出是什麼感覺,便逕自問邱香夫人:「直接照著跳就好嗎?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAzww3Ezokdc
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「是的,還要唱歌,表情也需一致才行。」邱香夫人點頭道,「要再看一次嗎?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAuLbaiDkkUX
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「不用。」塞倫無奈嘆道。雖說一旦玩了以整玩家為樂的《奧普斯》就要有出糗的心理準備,但他萬萬沒想到自己許久沒跳舞,一跳就是這種賣萌型的可愛童風。儘管以前不是沒接過兒童節目,但被小孩包圍的回憶實在很不美好啊……唉,跳就跳吧。954Please respect copyright.PENANAecQbWxj4ly
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先將過長的袖擺捲至手肘處後,他憑著自己對表演過目不忘的能力,開始載歌載舞地模仿起來。954Please respect copyright.PENANASI3FoJWz2S
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「咕唧咕唧擦擦,咕嚕咕嚕抹抹……」954Please respect copyright.PENANAT7uCTSQ6eh
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美麗的臉龐漾著甜美笑靨,依節奏搖擺纖柔的身子,讓精靈薄紗隨如玉皓腕飄舞飛揚,稚氣的童語以溫婉柔潤的嗓音輕吟而出,身姿優雅柔巧卻也帶了點青澀俏皮,巧妙地將這首純賣萌的童歌舞曲轉成截然不同的可愛風情,有如美人在戀人面前撒野的嬌憨,令現場頓時一片鴉雀無聲,肉盾更是看得眼冒愛心口水直流。954Please respect copyright.PENANAy764rsysJN
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當塞倫準確無誤地完成最後一個動作後,系統立刻叮地宣布完美通過,兔吉拉幻影歡快地拿出一瓶疑似防曬霜的瓶子,往他頭上抹一抹予以加持,而某爆炸頭則是花癡能量大爆發了。954Please respect copyright.PENANAKlsU6gJmBk
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「嗚喔喔喔喔!沒想到小倫美人跳舞會這麼可愛啊啊啊!要萌死哥了喔!」肉盾激動地摀鼻在地上滾來滾去,最後癡笑地抱住塞倫,「哥真是越來越愛小倫了啊!」954Please respect copyright.PENANAS07tO5048f
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「你……」過於直白的公然示愛讓塞倫炸紅了臉,當場就惱羞地一掌巴開爆炸頭,「顧慮下場合行不行?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAfRTrZqN2Ix
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「叮!」系統倒是很看場合地飄下愛心雨,「玩家塞倫與曖昧對象肉盾阿弗羅當眾親親我我,獲得《打情罵俏的准情侶》稱號,兩人曖昧等級在加倍祝福下由17級升至19級,歡迎玩家再接再厲火速上壘唷~♥」954Please respect copyright.PENANALBVuBtYoC2
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「誰跟他親親我我了?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAkQUtZOzQfK
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「原來小倫是太害羞才打哥的嗎?哈哈哈!沒關係的,小倫想怎麼打就怎麼打~」954Please respect copyright.PENANA2Zf0lUrPtB
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「不……」954Please respect copyright.PENANA6Pt0s1t7ma
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打鬧聲中,喵喵仙貝眨了眨晶亮的大眼,若有所思地注視著塞倫。954Please respect copyright.PENANAWzxdgCY8EU
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「寶貝兒?」泰迪熊揉著他的頭輕喚。954Please respect copyright.PENANA4PZRIxnIzY
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「唔,我覺得……」954Please respect copyright.PENANAi71Axi1Q2X
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喵喵仙貝來不及說出想法,就聽塞倫一聲嗔怒:「換你們跳了!」954Please respect copyright.PENANAwu1YH3b0w6
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「啊哈!哥的舞技超群,小倫一定會被哥迷倒的。」肉盾得意地扠腰,似乎忘了自己此刻的造型離迷人差很遠。954Please respect copyright.PENANAjXi1DT1X8f
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「呵。」塞倫翻了白眼乾笑。954Please respect copyright.PENANAl3yI3FV3cN
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「算嚕,晚點再說吧。」喵喵仙貝晃了晃腦袋,揚起一個調皮的賊笑,「嘿嘿,要唱歌跳舞耶,哥準備好惹嗎?」954Please respect copyright.PENANAHMymczPEwK
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事實證明,不論是藝術細胞還是表演天分,果真不是每個人天生就有,特別是對泰迪熊來說。954Please respect copyright.PENANAC3k8K2gPKT
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「噗哧!」954Please respect copyright.PENANA9DM0rGHpXz
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直到他們走出山莊,都還忍俊不住地噴笑,唯有某仙魔祭司黑著一張臉,不用啟動半魔化就夠像全魔了。954Please respect copyright.PENANAF69FFk3kRo
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「嘻嘻……哥……哥好笨笨……哈哈哈……肚子好痛……」喵喵仙貝仗著哥哥寵溺,自然是敢直接捧腹大笑。954Please respect copyright.PENANAFvIp5GfL4X
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塞倫拼命忍住斷續迸出的笑聲,第一百次暗自感慨——這任務真是太物超所值了啊!他不是沒見過不會表演的人,但這麼慘絕人寰的還真是前所未有。那堪比殘障的僵硬動作和一直線的走音歌聲,讓他不敢相信這是那個幾乎完美的泰魔神,明明是連打架都如行雲流水般俐落優雅的人啊,怎麼一跳舞會慘成這樣?954Please respect copyright.PENANAKEaJc6yQ2f
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「噗哈哈哈哈!泰每次練舞都要花好幾個月的時間,唱歌也沒成功過,所以他每學期藝術課都拿F,老師看在他全科A+只有這科沒救的份上,才大發慈悲給他及格好畢業,這到現在都還是我們母校的傳奇喔!」954Please respect copyright.PENANAG8Ts1eRlXl
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「哈,這也太……」察覺到殺氣襲來,塞倫連忙識實務地噤聲。於是,粗神經揭人家老底的肉盾,被踢隊開扁是一定要的了。954Please respect copyright.PENANAQZZnHajuDS
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「咦欸欸?泰……哇啊!別啊啊啊啊——」954Please respect copyright.PENANAob2KIyEvG9
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被一腳踹進活屍群裡虐掉半條血後,肉盾才終於回到隊伍接受治療,正式開始幫NPC殺出重圍的尋人任務。954Please respect copyright.PENANA4QsuubUZko
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有了鬼王印記庇佑便能抑止屍毒邪氣入侵,阿飄們見他們必會繞道,活屍對他們來說,就跟普通怪沒什麼區別,加上他們合作了有段時間,作戰默契算培養得不錯,因此,他們很快就從溫泉街活屍群殺出一條血路,直奔山區。954Please respect copyright.PENANAc1ZYvyQKCQ
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為此,世界頻道掀起了另一波喧嘩——954Please respect copyright.PENANAEwK1XrPGRG
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『【世界】有顆痣遠方來:報告!艾渠堡溫泉活屍團驚現鬼見愁玩家隊,不止阿飄繞過他們,被活屍咬也沒事,啊!還有花椰菜頭耶!怎麼小弟平常覺得還好,現在變活屍了,就特別看那顆頭不順眼勒?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAbmYzEeqOCE
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『【世界】不來的鼻特癢:確定是玩家?』954Please respect copyright.PENANAMdwB6PebVV
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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這次世界頻道的聊天多了些,不過,這幾位在未來的全服大戰裡都會真的出來,所以讓他們先刷個存在感XDDDD954Please respect copyright.PENANAgdnh32Wxpw
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