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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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47-2. 全服激戰(中)
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銀光在空中劃過狠戾的弧度,王子銳利的寶劍將往不省人事的小人魚落下。然而,海洋陣營盟軍離祭台的距離尚遠,閃光彈雖令駐守大廳的敵軍潰散,卻仍有大批NPC士兵湧入阻擾他們的救援,以致於誰都不及趕去搶救。897Please respect copyright.PENANAfqkMI4t7hs
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在這緊要關頭,一群甫殺進大廳的女玩家,突然齊聲高喊:「貝貝要不要吃巧克力蛋糕?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAnlSUa7EIbd
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不是吧?這時候搞餵食秀?897Please respect copyright.PENANAGXP7OK3RNT
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除了意會過來的肉盾等人,其他人皆不禁對腦殘粉們暗罵起來,豈知奧普斯處處有驚奇?897Please respect copyright.PENANAsyiWZfIuwm
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「在哪?我要疵!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAbkwyLqgjgc
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貝貝小魚竟真的立刻睜開眼朝音源處興奮望去,頓時讓眾人體會到「認真你就輸了」的真理。897Please respect copyright.PENANAffzJ4qorce
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「囧!居然被饞醒了?」897Please respect copyright.PENANA3yVL3xQKeK
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「哇靠!AI連這都模仿去啦?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAeZPTP4bGjK
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此起彼落的囧聲中,大家互毆的動作卻也未有絲毫減緩,甚至還有人發出疑惑:「咦?剛那句『我要疵』好像有兩個人的聲音?」897Please respect copyright.PENANA4KBLCf0S1I
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「咪嗚……」喵喵仙貝自覺可恥地在隊友黑線目光中摀住臉,嗚嗚嗚!這聽到蛋糕就想吃的反射動作怎麼改啊?泰迪熊失笑舞杖為團體補血後,快速往他嘴裡塞了塊糕點。897Please respect copyright.PENANAqUnyOHOOWC
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而被饞醒的貝貝小魚乍見這滿室廝殺,自是呆愣地四處張望,待回頭對上王子貪婪兇殘的目光時,才驚覺處境不妙地駭然尖叫:「呀啊——揪命啊——」897Please respect copyright.PENANArStMnRV6a5
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幾要穿破耳膜的高音波爆遍全場,竟造成一大圈無差別範圍攻擊,震得所有人一陣輕微暈眩,離他最近的愛德華王子更慘遭耳鳴轟炸而頓了動作,貝貝小魚又在驚慌之下「碰」地變成迷你小人魚,拼命甩著魚尾在祭台上跳啊跳,讓王子揮落的劍對不準目標頻頻落空。897Please respect copyright.PENANAtbbKEZwAAB
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「那魚尾挺有彈跳力啊!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAgB5WH4vkVH
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「迴避點數加得不錯。」897Please respect copyright.PENANANgJbOaNskD
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見小人魚暫時性命無憂,海洋陣營總算是鬆了口氣,笑鬧聲也屢次響起。唬爛橫劍掃退來敵後,跟著放聲大笑:「果然跟妲米勾好搭檔訓練有素啊,連閃躲功夫都學到家了!」897Please respect copyright.PENANA6jbetA2wrd
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「的確模仿得很逼真。」連塞倫都不禁笑到手指一歪,火麒麟便失控地抬起前腳,直立式地往前胡亂衝撞,踩得敵軍滿臉燙傷的火蹄子印。897Please respect copyright.PENANAfKjU60w8DG
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「燒烤剉冰一起來喵!」喵喵仙貝羞怒地狂砸冰火範圍技,不斷含淚暗罵,哪裡逼真啦?他才不會叫得這麼娘!絕對不會!897Please respect copyright.PENANAJUCJlUGS3x
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於是,正好「隨機被隊友打到」效果發作的肉盾,好不容易拍暈圍毆自己的士兵後,就轉回一張被冰雹打腫和踩了一蹄印的哭哭臉,「哥的壓力好大啊,你們別再忙著吐槽了。」897Please respect copyright.PENANAO33iNjlCWQ
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囧氣四射、驚心動魄、催眠曲等場控輪著來之餘,其他海洋陣營盟友也夠給力、夠兇殘,打得毫不客氣,但皇室最多的就是砲灰士兵,打了一批又來一批,好在大家已越來越接近祭台。正當他們要一鼓作氣衝上去時,一串似曾相識的罵咧聲就闖了進來。897Please respect copyright.PENANAn50F6HY5JM
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「(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)!又是你們!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAcBJahRMp2H
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肉盾等人聞聲望去,竟在從後門湧進大廳支援的皇室陣營玩家中,見到頭頂「卍」字符號的一組人馬,為首叫罵不停的正是曾被關在地府多時的吠岝擾蚕。897Please respect copyright.PENANACfIBnmbNwT
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「又是他們。」塞倫沒好氣地低語了句。897Please respect copyright.PENANAUcXkcbnhcf
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「喵咦?誰啊?」喵喵仙貝拋出一顆火球後歪著小貓頭,眨了眨小貓眼,顯然已經忘了對方曾帶來的麻煩。泰迪熊一聲不吭地投去冰冷視線,凍得卍字公會紛紛打了個寒顫,他們可沒忘記這冷面魔神的可怕。897Please respect copyright.PENANApXuNh0S7e7
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「哼!我記得,就是性騷擾小倫和小貝兒的混蛋!」事關自己寶貝的人,極少記仇的肉盾暴怒地瞪去反光眼鏡大吼。那一聲音量極大,幾乎在整個大廳裡迴盪,令所有人都忍不住停下動作看向卍字公會,就連皇室陣營的其他玩家們也都投去驚疑的眼神。897Please respect copyright.PENANAsTHuBNEIoY
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「(嗶——)你個(嗶——)(嗶——)!我(嗶——)……」897Please respect copyright.PENANABV7LvMc8br
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可惜,吠岝擾蚕忙著消音髒話,沒來得及澄清完,就被回憶起來的喵喵仙貝打斷,清亮的童稚嗓音也響遍大廳,「對耶喵!都說不要惹還一直『亂碰』我和倫哥的壞狗狗喵!」897Please respect copyright.PENANApSoMwrEyUk
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這下子,不分敵我地,眾人驚疑的眼神立馬轉成鄙視的目光,你個人渣禽獸啊!連男人和小孩都不放過,就是NPC都瞧不起了!看,皇室好感值扣多少去?897Please respect copyright.PENANAewyWpwDy9e
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「你、你、你、你們……」似乎只有髒話比較溜口,吠岝擾蚕氣得結巴半天,也吐不出完整的話,更無法為自己辯解。897Please respect copyright.PENANAaxi2FqNfV1
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初次得知此事的唬爛怒火中燒地化身女夜叉,狂揮巨劍衝向卍字公會一陣爆砍,「我(嗶——)你(嗶——)的就你這狗樣也敢玷污倫哥和我弟?」897Please respect copyright.PENANA4ivCCCgiAg
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塞倫欲哭無淚地掩面了,天,都忘了要找機會解釋那晚的事,把同情目光收回去啊你們!897Please respect copyright.PENANAdYqdwUdyZU
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這一廂玩家繼續互毆互殺,那一廂NPC也沒清閒著。897Please respect copyright.PENANAlOmPqijXPa
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愛德華王子仍死命試著切中閃避率滿點的貝貝小魚,臣子們站在高處頤指氣使地指揮士兵。山羊鬚宰相不時亂入肉盾的隊伍,巴住唬爛求被調教,又滾向塞倫伸出鹹豬手,卻被肉盾以《打小三》技能拉回去交由唬爛爆打。897Please respect copyright.PENANAW5LNhMkpFL
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儘管宰相這討皮打的求虐舉動未造成實質傷害,卻也足以妨礙他們的行動,塞倫想著要掏藥粉徹底解決這麻煩時,就正好瞥見包裡邱比特送的禮物。897Please respect copyright.PENANAEB202PB0Fl
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「愛神箭!」直覺能用來做什麼,塞倫驚呼道。897Please respect copyright.PENANA3Kubk6Cn6o
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肉盾一聽,立馬靈光一閃地大喊:「快用金箭射王子。」897Please respect copyright.PENANAbHnXdM2MwV
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意會到他的用意,塞倫連忙取出金箭,卻發現一個關鍵問題,「沒有弓箭怎麼射?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAe4ec73wjAd
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泰迪熊瞥了眼漸顯疲態的貝貝小魚,再瞧向肉盾頭上不是放閃就在睡覺的小蝠,沈聲令道:「叫你的蝙蝠做事。」897Please respect copyright.PENANAcmG0NDKNmj
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「小蝠……」肉盾話沒說完,就被頭上的踢踹打斷。897Please respect copyright.PENANA8Rs2QgESqg
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「我不能離開,我要保護強強!」小蝠抱著小強觸角飄愛心。897Please respect copyright.PENANAgZwnEMQOxw
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這明顯不合時機的放閃,讓唬爛頓時氣得大罵:「再囉唆,老娘就把你家小強配給那王子!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAcPCdWQxLbA
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「不要啊!」小蝠這一聽就緊張了,立馬抓住塞倫手裡的金箭火速飛向祭台,在王子抓起貝貝小魚的千鈞一髮之際用力插下去。897Please respect copyright.PENANAOaqMoSv777
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「呵呵,我總算……」愛德華王子忽然一頓,惡毒的眼眸閃過一圈金光後瞬間變成愛心眼,邪笑轉癡笑地將貝貝小魚貼上臉頰蹭啊蹭,「愛你~♥」897Please respect copyright.PENANAFBkOot6scD
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「呀啊!變態!」沒見過有誰告白會拿著劍,貝貝小魚再次被嚇得驚聲尖叫,慌忙用魚尾拍開王子湊近的嘴,拼命扭著身子掙脫束縛落到地上。897Please respect copyright.PENANAD8Mbj26yr1
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國王見狀,迅速下令:「全都去把人魚抓回來!」897Please respect copyright.PENANA6PEMRd1Mxl
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於是,依程序做事的NPC便收起武器,一個個彎身去抓在地上彈跳的小人魚,連爆炸頭的仇恨都顧不上了。玩家們則是又想抓小人魚又要打PVP,整個忙成一團。現場從互殺變成互搶,好比打世足賽地撞來撞去只為搶一條小魚。而小小人魚在一堆人的手腳間胡跳亂竄,藉著天生滑溜的麟片數次掙脫人手,又一次完美展現他滿點的迴避閃躲技能。897Please respect copyright.PENANA3PSXLof8tt
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這下,別說皇室陣營搶得焦頭爛額,海洋陣營也救得苦不堪言。897Please respect copyright.PENANAcGwlcDpsfm
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「貝貝,這裡這裡!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAKXL276u7bg
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「別跑啊!我們是來救你的,唉呀!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAvPEYyyVTXv
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「小心別踩到!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAkBeieefuUd
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天!早知道先去菜場跟大媽們練抓魚技能了!所有人都不禁淚流滿面。897Please respect copyright.PENANA1T6Bv1moo1
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然而,肉盾這一隊沒跟其他玩家一樣急著加入搶魚行列,反而像在算什麼似地持續攻擊敵方。同樣未停止戰鬥的瘋狂怪人組,則在打殺中求「摸魚」。897Please respect copyright.PENANAJLTPkPZc73
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那一年俺們一起腐過的CP打飛差點捉住小人魚的皇室玩家,揚聲問:「精靈美人受好了沒?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAEQfl4PM7eP
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「還差一點。」塞倫微抽嘴角地回完,唬爛正好砍死一個卍字成員,技能格就亮起了銀白光芒,便立即朝泰迪熊說:「集滿了。」897Please respect copyright.PENANAOvjf7CmNN0
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「罷……」泰迪熊收到示意,正要說什麼時,腦中竟忽然響起太師父陰沈的嗓音,全身便像受到牽制般無法自如行動,施到一半的治癒術也不得不停住,令肉盾和唬爛瞬間降下一半血量。好在塞倫反應夠快,緊急替肉盾補上血,倒是唬爛得自己想法子了。897Please respect copyright.PENANAfvXO1naxKi
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偏偏,隊頻另一頭的罷課司機,硬要這時中二病發作,「唉呀!怎麼叫爸呢?乾哥真是客氣了,老子還不到認兒子的年紀啦,顆顆~」897Please respect copyright.PENANAzQxFtsckC4
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嘶——忍住!幾人全部握拳冒起青筋。897Please respect copyright.PENANAqTMS8nAiql
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「哥?」察覺有異的喵喵仙貝擔憂地仰頭查看,竟見泰迪熊左半臉的魔紋不斷蔓延擴張,胸前的魔玉項鍊亦發著赤紅血光,便意識過來地驚呼:「太師父來惹喵!」897Please respect copyright.PENANA0leOSJScJn
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「靠!來的也太不是時候了吧?」唬爛往後一跳避開卍字公會的攻擊,拿起大紅藥水咕嚕狂灌,持巨劍的手仍往前靈活揮舞,將趁機襲來的人逼退。897Please respect copyright.PENANAI7ITHwpEJP
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肉盾開啟頭好壯壯彈開近身敵人,才稍緩了口氣,在聯盟總指揮頻道問:「外面情況如何?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAMnEppnNMss
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「果然吃力,人類玩家火力全開以人肉戰術拼了,魔神被堵在岸邊無法登陸,滅了批人類又從島上復活點來一批,現在還有艘親王軍船在接近中,你們還沒救到人魚嗎?」情況聽來不太妙,但對方語氣未顯慌亂,似乎仍游刃有餘,不愧是大公會的領導。897Please respect copyright.PENANA4AUPafbRDy
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肉盾一揮愛的小手巴開欺進塞倫的刺客,快速確認抓魚團的狀況後,乾笑道:「呃哈哈,小魚比我們想像中還活力充沛啊。」897Please respect copyright.PENANAnFVDy78KmA
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「現在行動吧。」塞倫忍住擔憂之情,不讓卍字公會的人看出異端。然而,縱然大家表現得再鎮定如常,泰迪熊始終沈著臉毫無動靜,仍是難守住秘密。897Please respect copyright.PENANA8c9mMw9QL5
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吠岝擾蚕本就對他們怨念極深,先前吃了敗仗,後在百鬼夜行風波裡嚐了許多苦頭,旗下人員流失大半,這才好不容易整頓起來,如今,冤家路窄,那強得過頭的暴力祭司又似乎出了狀況,這復仇大好機會擺在眼前,他怎麼可能會放過?什麼任務都不管了,先出口惡氣再說!於是,他立刻放聲令道:「那個祭司不能動,快上!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAYuBMErj62Y
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糟!肉盾即時放出囧氣四射將敵人暫時困住後,望見隊伍頻道跳上來的文字訊息,就直接大喊:「老婆放技能!罷課炸復活點!」897Please respect copyright.PENANA4FIDasr5Yd
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「老子看到啦,正好CD結束,Fire in the hole!顆哈哈哈哈!」隊頻裡滿是罷課司機的歡呼聲,顯然他十分享受操作鋼彈摧毀建築物的快感,好在導彈的設計只能傷害非生命性物質,否則多少玩家都要跟著玩一把炸炸樂了。897Please respect copyright.PENANABiPzeDaQ8r
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轟隆地一陣天搖地動,震得所有人差點站不住腳,險些全跌成一團。皇室陣營玩家得到尼本達島復活點被炸毀的通知,頓時叫罵聲四起,不少人質疑海洋陣營開掛,卻也改不了他們一死就得回馬賽克復活的事實。897Please respect copyright.PENANAlJqrMD5uaO
897Please respect copyright.PENANA1mb7UKg378
「惡靈群舞!」塞倫得令拍下技能扭,按照畫面指示在水晶球上迅速舞動手指。不似一般按鈕即可瞬間發動的技能,特殊隱藏技能的施展過程有較多程序,因此,這段期間,他絕不能被干擾打斷,否則將前功盡棄。897Please respect copyright.PENANA4XCrD5JHpX
897Please respect copyright.PENANABQcDd5SS0Z
肉盾緊張地靠過來警戒四周,唬爛則趁卍字公會還未從狀態解脫,繼續奮力剷除仇敵,完全沒在乎自身傷勢與血條升降,絕對具有進入瘋狂怪人組的條件。897Please respect copyright.PENANAButVrjQhDl
897Please respect copyright.PENANAXqDUzRtQSW
喵喵仙貝趕在囧氣四射消退前補上團體催眠術,回頭張望泰迪熊的臉色,見對方依舊緊皺眉頭似是痛苦,儘管頻道裡傳來的文字訊息句句安撫,卻仍令他焦急不已,便問肉盾:「喵啊!怪怪隊不是說可以借我們祭司嗎?者摸還不來喵?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAM0VTE6oyim
897Please respect copyright.PENANA6qKFcOmRcO
「剛通知他們了,但現場太混亂,一時間過不來啊!」肉盾也是急了。按照原本計畫,怪人組會在泰迪熊的魔劫開始時趕來會合,以便他們的祭司能同時治癒兩隊。偏偏計畫趕不上變化,小人魚出乎預料的逃竄能力讓場面徹底失控,使大家擬定的所有策略全被打亂。897Please respect copyright.PENANA56XsEBxkfn
897Please respect copyright.PENANA1UGv8oUuZC
這時,抓魚團傳出呼聲:「小人魚快不行了!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAr0OCxvzHp1
897Please respect copyright.PENANA75ygI5gLCp
聞聲,喵喵仙貝連忙瞧向人群。同樣目標物太小、障礙物太多的暴走場景,令他頓時心生一計,「窩去救人魚喵!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAdT0KEqecBa
897Please respect copyright.PENANAmEAklqG3Yf
語畢,他二話不說地鑽出泰迪熊的胸口,還順手抓走魔玉項鍊扔進包裡。由於夫妻可共享所有財產,即便他無法配戴被綁定的項鍊,卻仍有將之收藏的權利。其實,他也不確定這一招是否能減輕太師父的意念影響,但至少不用擔心哥哥受不住痛苦而打破封印的危險。897Please respect copyright.PENANAYasTHR2jzN
897Please respect copyright.PENANAeaXgozjPda
「貝兒!」束縛倏地減輕的瞬間,泰迪熊立刻伸手想抓回小奶貓卻未果。與此同時,塞倫正好施法完畢,化身成一渾身蒼白青綠的半透明幽靈體,周身還飄著一圈鬼火。而宅宅系統音也恰好激動狂吼起來。897Please respect copyright.PENANA72V1mL9bYq
897Please respect copyright.PENANAiAr6iYR7WE
「叮叮叮!太閃啦!太閃啦!閃得太過火啦!玩家喵喵仙貝甘願為夫婿泰迪熊餅乾分擔《魔劫I》苦難,兩人獲得《同甘共苦的伉儷》稱號,恩愛放閃度+5000再次爆錶!大家注意!超級閃光大輻射來啦!」897Please respect copyright.PENANA9BQBHIeXpe
897Please respect copyright.PENANAtwBYYuqSfB
於是,令人難忘的系統大跳電再次重演,整個世界瞬間陷入一片漆黑,所有NPC都當機暫停動作,各大聯盟頻道亦是唉叫連天,唯一慶幸的是,倒數計時也在「00時54分13秒」停住。897Please respect copyright.PENANADONVYRKieS
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「哇靠!誰挑這時放閃啊?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAGJpGt2YbSa
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「第一CP放閃了嗎?好想看啊啊啊!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAVscgy3gZOF
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「可惡!剛沒來得及拍下!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAnncxrR2faD
897Please respect copyright.PENANAhBcfLxkWtH
「報告!小弟剛雖忙著抓魚,但仍看得一清二楚!事情是這樣的……」897Please respect copyright.PENANAydOPXWLs57
897Please respect copyright.PENANAfzRSc0tDk9
塞倫盯著呈停格狀態的鬼火,冷汗心想,好險他搶先完成變身,否則卡在一半不知會怎樣?897Please respect copyright.PENANAAyfo15ax6S
897Please respect copyright.PENANAy3s6ZFQOEl
黑暗中,肉盾的宅宅眼鏡又一次發揮手電筒功用照出兩道超強光束,可惜只有隊友受益,而非聯盟。因此,所有玩家在視線還未恢復光明時,都小心翼翼地立在原地,以免誤踩死小人魚。喵喵仙貝便趁這機會,不顧身後的呼喚,鑽進抓魚團腳下大喊:「誰停電前有看到小魚喵?」897Please respect copyright.PENANA77tkRUWiWj
897Please respect copyright.PENANAp4jRcmv2t6
「我我我!剛本來要摸到拉貝貝了說!」明顯是鐵粉的女孩語帶可惜地回道。897Please respect copyright.PENANAVTWfizAEp1
897Please respect copyright.PENANAUknKwuzGft
呃……喵喵仙貝穩住差點一滑的腳,朝音源處奔去。此時,他離宅宅眼鏡光源稍遠了,視線也不如之前明亮,但幸好貓妖族的夜視功能還算勉強,讓他總算趕在世界恢復正常前找到趴在一隻軍靴上發呆的小人魚。897Please respect copyright.PENANArOng4dJwY2
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「寶貝兒?」897Please respect copyright.PENANA7gqr4nLbbZ
897Please respect copyright.PENANABAiZ6Jx2O9
耳邊傳來哥哥在隊頻的聲音,喵喵仙貝立馬回聲:「找到他惹,倫哥好惹嗎喵?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAf5ktb1tKfg
897Please respect copyright.PENANA0BISeyDNIQ
「嗯,鬼火好像有點反應了。」塞倫伸指戳了戳眼前畫著Q版五官的鬼火,那圓滾滾的大黑眼珠令他忍不住聯想到小董。897Please respect copyright.PENANAYt83dya2ck
897Please respect copyright.PENANAU3Iaph7pDG
「喔!哥也好想趕快跟小倫老婆有閃光輻射啊!」肉盾轉身對塞倫伸手求親貌,隨即就遭到其他人的白眼。897Please respect copyright.PENANA8Jx5GbojZO
897Please respect copyright.PENANA7FrgzNBLvB
「時機不對。」塞倫一掌巴開裝可憐的爆炸頭,肉盾便只好哀怨地朝吠岝擾蚕揮拍以洩憤。897Please respect copyright.PENANA4JYYugq3sp
897Please respect copyright.PENANAq58TorFG1t
可憐人家公會裡的法系職業剛被唬爛掛掉,無人可幫忙放個帶光芒效果的招數,吠岝擾蚕只憑身上精化盔甲的微光,根本看不清來人動作。於是,在閃躲不及下,血條啪啪啪地降一大截,唬爛又接續來招橫掃千軍,便刷得他一個厚血戰士只剩幾滴血,身後也倒了幾個撐不住的人。897Please respect copyright.PENANAs17jmFZspb
897Please respect copyright.PENANAfjsBa8KgsT
這時,一個祭司裝扮的女玩家從不敢動彈的抓魚團底下爬了出來,整了整歪掉的頭飾後,一臉歉意地衝過來,迅速替他們施了治癒術,「抱歉,抱歉,剛實在太亂了,又突然停電,幸好大神英明及時把我加進來,肉盾你的眼鏡又夠給力,不然我還找不到方向呢。初次見面,我是《腐撮者聯盟》,請多指教。」897Please respect copyright.PENANAJB4YwAlHjl
897Please respect copyright.PENANAqoMGbScNqc
原來就是她呀,又一位聞名不如見面的世界頻道常客。肉盾和塞倫驚嘆地點頭,只見對方長得是眉清目秀、婉約清新,言行舉止也溫和有禮,與世界頻道上的粗野發言大不同啊!897Please respect copyright.PENANALsnWA06vd9
897Please respect copyright.PENANAkUkS1y6Ava
「呦!你來啦!」唬爛將巨劍往下一放打了個招呼,正好搾乾吠岝擾蚕最後一滴血。897Please respect copyright.PENANAR8KvaYb6qZ
897Please respect copyright.PENANAgDvyY7ACfC
「唬姊!好久沒合作啦!」腐撮者聯盟似被按了個開關鈕,秒回了個腐味盎然的邪笑,頓時把在場的幾位男士給傻了。這年頭的女人……特別是腐女,實在不能相信外表呀!897Please respect copyright.PENANAjCPXN4gJ99
897Please respect copyright.PENANAyAysjopcaL
在此期間,喵喵仙貝見小魚頭上出現即將恢復的倒數,便連忙用嘴叼起他,拔腿在眾人腳邊縫隙間穿梭往外奔走。897Please respect copyright.PENANAYjQTEJIaWK
897Please respect copyright.PENANArk23u11r5t
「寶貝兒沒事嗎?他有影響你嗎?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAtKQQ17FPm2
897Please respect copyright.PENANAGYGbnbkvZH
聽聞哥哥擔憂詢問,喵喵仙貝嘴裡含著小魚,不敢施力咬下也不敢鬆口,便發出「嗯嗯」兩聲,專注地觀察路線快速飛逃。而這語意不明的回應讓泰迪熊更操心了,偏偏魔劫意念仍未完全退去,令行動十分吃力,他只好難得在聯盟頻裡主動開口:「護住帶著魚的貓。」897Please respect copyright.PENANA7CfoR2y4A1
897Please respect copyright.PENANAlemyrM4fNC
「啊啊啊!剛那聲音是誰?是大神?大神嗎?我沒看錯名字吧?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAyKr5BjGd1P
897Please respect copyright.PENANAOOD02krM8h
「喔!這充滿禁欲味的高冷美男嗓音唷~好想撲倒!」897Please respect copyright.PENANA20aN8xq1lC
897Please respect copyright.PENANAhbwNqWqgGG
「人家是攻啊。」897Please respect copyright.PENANA5iNmkf9D6P
897Please respect copyright.PENANA0z22H3ZmdM
「姊就愛反攻為受!額呵呵呵,小喵喵有沒有試過反攻啊?」897Please respect copyright.PENANASTx1FDVpH4
897Please respect copyright.PENANAN4HESt6WOH
腐女們果真何時何地何對象都能發作!眾海洋玩家翻了白眼,立馬討論起護貓救魚計畫。好在泰迪熊一心憂慮寶貝弟弟,無暇顧及腐女們又拿他們兩個腦補什麼。倒是其他三人聽得不住噴笑,肉盾還傻呼呼地小聲吐槽:「他們要知道你們只是兄弟,肯定要心碎啦!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAIw3Yh2xfLK
897Please respect copyright.PENANAeYcqOZPILH
「咳咳!」正致力剷除卍字公會的唬爛,突然咳了兩聲,面容扭曲地看了他和泰迪熊一眼。897Please respect copyright.PENANAAKJuz06WXZ
897Please respect copyright.PENANAAXNaW7KXt2
死機重啟的倒數結束,世界終於恢復清明,NPC開始正常運作,所有人立刻行動起來,國王NPC也震怒地站起身,似乎打算親自上陣,看來最終大Boss要出場了。897Please respect copyright.PENANAW7PuJMVnD6
897Please respect copyright.PENANANIbcALnljC
正略感奇異觀察他們三人的塞倫,立馬放開眨著眼的小鬼火,鬼火們便張嘴齊聲高唱,有如自帶回音的哭鳴便隨即響起,一聲又一聲地傳進每個人的耳裡。897Please respect copyright.PENANAxr5lm37pXE
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唉娘喂!這是加了立體環繞音響的阿飄哭啊!897Please respect copyright.PENANAPXPLKSU9bC
897Please respect copyright.PENANAFtLtJwaMNK
同盟隊的海洋玩家抖了又抖,甩了滿地雞皮疙瘩。皇室陣營玩家則在一陣有如撞鬼的寒慄後,發現自己多了一個《憂鬱症》的負面狀態——體力、血條與魔力回復一律減半,飽食度降至三分之一,所有加速狀態全部消失,甚至減緩原始速度10%,令他們走起路來像綁了鉛條吃力。皇室NPC們更是一臉哀愴地垂淚不止,位階低一點的還掩面窩角落哭爹喊娘。897Please respect copyright.PENANA9pOoeXLJJQ
897Please respect copyright.PENANAycG0th4RFP
搶魚失敗的愛德華王子,悲痛地抱頭跪地大哭:「我的小魚新娘啊!」897Please respect copyright.PENANA46Rp5hbGtT
897Please respect copyright.PENANAKs3FM8vpPu
更驚人的是,舉凡歌聲所到之處,不論NPC或玩家,只要是還未消失的皇室陣營屍體,皆飄出一縷縷幽魂,並不受控制地隨鬼火動作扭動唱歌,死亡玩家《回馬賽克復活池》的選項還直接屏蔽不予復活。於是,每死一個敵手就多一個阿飄加入合唱團,以致於整個皇宮飄音四起,一塊塊對話框泡泡也在這些阿飄玩家頭上冒出。897Please respect copyright.PENANAOib432ifzd
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『我(嗶——)!這是怎麼回事?』897Please respect copyright.PENANASOGsrSai4e
897Please respect copyright.PENANAkvU1xOL3FQ
『又是哪來的外掛?GM!GM!』897Please respect copyright.PENANAFhHH460WfW
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『(嗶——)的勒!居然還不能出聲?』897Please respect copyright.PENANAFjAjvcptBB
897Please respect copyright.PENANAsVUbBd2ndz
『(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)個(嗶——)(嗶——)你(嗶——)……』897Please respect copyright.PENANAUhEmFZyhTB
897Please respect copyright.PENANARTfkSAqG7l
阿飄玩家一個個罵咧咧地冒對話框泡泡,消音最多的自然是剛掛點的吠岝擾蚕。海洋陣營玩家朝塞倫比了個大拇指,紛紛表達了「這個阿飄技能神妙神搞笑不枉咱們跳這一坑」的讚賞之意。怪人組眼冒綠光地操起武器,逼向吃力找小人魚的皇室陣營咈咈笑,「Party要開始啦!」897Please respect copyright.PENANATSdncVpXge
897Please respect copyright.PENANA9hd4fhS2Pe
囧,先前殺成那樣都還不算嗎?眾人不禁汗了,這些人是有多愛打PVP啊?897Please respect copyright.PENANAsQq03E959i
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而總算醒來的貝貝小魚發現自己身陷貓口,頓時被嚇得差點尖叫,好在他及時認出這隻小貓是魔神哥哥的孫媳婦,才含淚顫抖地戳了戳小貓臉。897Please respect copyright.PENANAGZyscieszd
897Please respect copyright.PENANA06qnQvcDR6
唔咿,這麼近距離看自己四年前的臉,好奇怪啊!喵喵仙貝忍住差點一口咬下的反射動作,將小魚往背上扔去,終於跨出大廳門口的四隻肉球也加快邁動,「抓好啊喵!」897Please respect copyright.PENANA0LtOgp9lR8
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「好……好可怕……」897Please respect copyright.PENANAFpX4dsyATj
897Please respect copyright.PENANAtT60S3uDmo
貝貝小魚嗚噎地緊抓住小貓頭毛,痛得喵喵仙貝直飆淚,連法術咒語都差點沒念好。他施了瞬移十尺的跳躍技能後,問:「你、你不是會把魚尾變成腿嗎喵?跨坐比較方便吧喵?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAWfPqpeuFT1
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「窩、窩、窩太緊張忘記咒語惹!嗚啊——」貝貝小魚大哭。897Please respect copyright.PENANAahA6eW0NW7
897Please respect copyright.PENANAuoLehgqO9y
嗚嗚嗚,臭AI幹嘛連這點都要模仿啦?喵喵仙貝在內心啜泣了。897Please respect copyright.PENANA5BEAVBRvld
897Please respect copyright.PENANAjv7L3eLSt2
「泰,你怎麼辦?」見泰迪熊雖能開口,行動卻有些凝滯,肉盾不禁擔憂了。照目前這情況,大隊得開始往外移動,但泰迪熊此刻的狀況不可能跟得上,又不好留他一人在這面對那氣到眼紅狂顫的國王,那可是皇室陣營大Boss啊!897Please respect copyright.PENANATbz7jNFWy6
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「不必管我,去跟著貝兒,趁國王轉換完成前出去。」泰迪熊深吸口氣,勉強用法杖撐住身子,目光堅決地望向正在變身的國王大Boss,快速讀取對方的數值與技能。這魔劫效力的影響遠超過他的想像,角色行動完全被束縛不說,腦海還無限循環太師父要他歸還魔力的念咒聲,系統更機車地狂刷他私密宣揚修成正魔好處多,簡直跟當初肉盾面對族花以身相許考驗時的週年慶宣傳有得比,他能壓住企圖打破魔玉的手已是費很多勁了。897Please respect copyright.PENANAwIoJKVZGhZ
897Please respect copyright.PENANAmZYkGzB8kl
「嗷嗚!這才是攻君的霸氣啊!」腐撮者聯盟忍不住找唬爛秒嗨一下,就馬上恢復良家少女模樣,再次讓唬爛以外的人臉抽了。897Please respect copyright.PENANAdToAPqYUmE
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「好,你小心。」正如他們近二十年來的默契,肉盾明白泰迪熊對保護弟弟的固執,反正遊戲角色死亡了也能復活,無須太過在意。於是,他不再猶豫地牽住塞倫的手,「我們走!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAB2YTNuKsQ8
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聯盟大隊火速確認救援計畫,邊奔出大廳追在小奶貓後頭幫忙清路,怪人組追打皇室派打得好不痛快,塞倫在肉盾、唬爛、腐撮者聯盟的護持下,幽然飄在大隊後頭,拖著一串冒對話框泡泡的阿飄,沿路散播不斷擴增壯大的阿飄合唱團歌聲。897Please respect copyright.PENANAzyNX5uHrPk
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《惡靈群舞》是召喚師自體靈寵化的地府特殊隱藏技能,以怨靈歌聲使敵方憂鬱乏力的同時,也召喚敵方死者靈魂加入己方,簡單來說,就是拖累活人也讓死人不得超生。此招在大型PVP混戰中極為強大。897Please respect copyright.PENANA1TzcHW5kFN
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當然,強大技能代價總是不小。《惡靈群舞》的啟動條件是需與盟友累積規定的殺人數量,因此,擁有像瘋狂怪人組的變態戰鬥力是不可或缺的。此外,塞倫因自體靈寵化而無法再召喚指使靈寵,不僅攻擊力全失,防禦也會歸零,雖對魔法攻擊免疫,卻不堪一點物理攻擊。但只要召喚師不死或未解除技能,敵人就不能復活,因此,隊友在此刻的保護就非常重要了。897Please respect copyright.PENANAYuxKTQO37U
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「老婆真是世上最可愛的阿飄召喚師了。」肉盾揮打愛的小手拍開射來的箭矢,仰頭送上一記傻笑。塞倫沒好氣地瞪了他一眼,這求放閃也不會看場合的笨蛋!897Please respect copyright.PENANAYYTaoSkcPY
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「你們這些低賤的愚民!」897Please respect copyright.PENANANMGdtCMzow
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後方傳來Boss國王在大廳怒吼的暴動聲,地面遭踏步撞擊的震動不斷,卻不見國王追來。肉盾等人發現隊伍名單上泰迪熊的血量忽然銳減又升起,急遽變動不止,估計是打算豁出去拖住國王行動,看得他們心驚膽戰,卻也不敢停下腳步。897Please respect copyright.PENANAlrLV1u5Qle
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唯今之計,打王打PVP都不再重要,而是趕在海魔神被折磨殆盡前,將小人魚送去跟他會合。897Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZdQkytFpJ
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「咦?好像是……」一直抱著小強觸角裝死的小蝠忽然感應到什麼,拍拍翅膀往大廳飛回,臨前還丟下一句話,「幫我照顧強強!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAv4cnGDJk9V
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誰理你啊?眾怒。897Please respect copyright.PENANAyWDxP8bw4x
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正全神貫注背著小人魚往前奔的喵喵仙貝,無暇注意隊伍名單的血條異動。他仗著嬌小體態的優勢,躲過一次又一次的追捕攻擊,卻也苦了他的四隻小短腿,累得要命不說,頭皮也被小人魚扯得發麻,好在不是現實被抓頭髮,否則因此禿頭就太慘了。897Please respect copyright.PENANA5L8hU2pcLd
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「渴……好渴……」897Please respect copyright.PENANAEfSK9AwOf7
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聽聞小人魚的痛苦呻吟,喵喵仙貝抬眼瞄向倒數計時,竟只剩不到半小時了,而小人魚抓著自己的力道也漸弱,他便連忙在聯盟頻道大喊:「喵啊!他渴了,誰快來加速和加水呀喵?」897Please respect copyright.PENANACYoai61qZn
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「馬上!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAmMtnfazS1x
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好在盟軍雖離了段距離卻還在法術範圍內,三個祭司趕緊抽空朝小奶貓丟去加速術,兩個召喚師叫出水元素送至喵喵仙貝身邊開啟自動噴水,小人魚的呻吟才總算緩下。897Please respect copyright.PENANAgAGxwi8ced
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好不容易跑出皇宮,空無一人的街道滿目瘡痍,天邊有鋼彈送來復活重生的盟友降落,震地轟隆聲接連爆響,看來所有NPC和玩家都集中在岸邊了,較遠處還有功夫熊貓侍衛隊於空中巡邏保衛移至尼本達附近的朦霧島。897Please respect copyright.PENANAEdpGnAHeyD
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小奶貓快速灌了瓶體力恢復劑,再次充滿精力地跳過滿地碎石,盯著前方戰火紛飛的盡頭,對背上的小人魚打氣,「快到惹,撐住喵!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAORY7LVP2zR
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「嗯,窩……我會……」897Please respect copyright.PENANAuU6mu5gmNu
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小人魚的聲音依舊虛弱,喵喵仙貝加把勁拼命往前衝,也不及注意後頭盟友們的呼喊,一心只想趕快把小人魚送回太師父身邊,還有把魔玉帶離哥哥越遠越好,一定要幫哥哥擺脫折磨!897Please respect copyright.PENANAFfcfl04yY3
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努力!要努力衝!897Please respect copyright.PENANAVnmDYkLqsR
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【下篇預告】《全服激戰(下)》大戰結束,全服異動,小倫發現貝貝有心事?字數約四千多,預定禮拜三發。897Please respect copyright.PENANASxUwISzX3y
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